Survivor Series 11/20/16: Fantasy Warfare, Bragging Rights, and a Lucha Thing

[Emperor Smeat]

Do not want it on SD...... will take time away from everything else.....

It seems like it will definitely go over to SD, though...... so hopefully they can "turn it around" and actually make me care about the division......

To be fair, Cruisers are getting their own show soon so all they need on Smackdown is a showcase match or title feud happening there.

[Droford]

This crowd seems to want Tye Dillinger in every match.

There needs to be a German gimmick hybrid no era daniel bryan "nein!" and tag them as team Nein Ten

[Outsider]

Always the chance of a filler match or some other dumb segment to fill some space still

[Locke]

Spanky's pants are boss

[Volare]

That was sick by Kendick.

[Droford]

Wanted msuro to goof up call itbthe bully choke

[Frank Drebin]

That c4 was cool.

Seems like everyone does a suicide dive to the outside now. Feel like I see it in every match.

[Volare]

Good sequence by Kalisto.

[Lock Jaw]

Well, I WAS actually getting into that match.......

[Droford]

Lol fuck baron corbin

[Triple A]

this sucks

[Volare]

PISSED OFF BARON CORBIN SAVES THE CRUISERWEIGHTS!!

[Frank Drebin]

Lol....best way they could have ended it.

[KIRA]

The fuck

[Locke]

Accomplished very little today

But got some Much Needed Rest

Although have strained my eyes from looking at screens all day

[Droford]

Corbin should become Kendricks new Ezekiel Jackson

[Emperor Smeat]

Corbin must have not wanted more flippy guys around in his brand.

[Dark One]

There is not enough Oxy in the world for this show.

[slik]

UGH


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: The attacker of Nikki Bella revealed as the latest drafted to raw, the returning Jillian Hall! More: <a href="https://t.co/LRILXR7UMJ">https://t.co/LRILXR7UMJ</a> <a href="https://t.co/8KvlVevjk7">pic.twitter.com/8KvlVevjk7</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@embersmoon_) <a href="https://twitter.com/embersmoon_/status/800497783065165824">November 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Volare]

Those 2 would fit pretty well, Kendrick can easily handle the stick work.

[Droford]

This show just seems like a giant FU to everyone

[Emperor Smeat]

This was the perfect chance to reset the division's direction after RAW's bungling of it but now its all up to the new Cruiser show instead.

[KIRA]

Booker T has not really aged at all.

[Volare]

So this must mean that Brock is gonna squash Goldberg.

[Droford]

UGH


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: The attacker of Nikki Bella revealed as the latest drafted to raw, the returning Jillian Hall! More: <a href="https://t.co/LRILXR7UMJ">https://t.co/LRILXR7UMJ</a> <a href="https://t.co/8KvlVevjk7">pic.twitter.com/8KvlVevjk7</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@embersmoon_) <a href="https://twitter.com/embersmoon_/status/800497783065165824">November 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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The link to eva maries suspension is funny.

[Droford]

Brawn Stroman the Face that destroys the place

[Droford]

Lol Shane is only on team SD because corbin got hurt but he seemed fine 5 min ago

[Lock Jaw]

So the cruiserweight match accomplished showing that Kallisto would be better with them rather than on SD fighting people like Baron Corbin

[KIRA]

SD live having to job because RAW sucks every week.

[Volare]

Missing in that Video package, Undertaker hyping up smackdown....which would've fit.

[Volare]

ELLLLLLLLLLLLSWOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTH

[Lock Jaw]

Why does the German announce team always get to be ringside while these other ones are exiled........

[KIRA]

Will Canada boo the man with two hands and a chance?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/SivDla8.gif

[Droford]

I can only imagine how the crowd will pop for JeriKO

[Volare]

That AJ Pop Thou!! :)

[slik]

Proud SD patriot Bray Wyatt

[Locke]

Is this the penultimate match

[Droford]

Fully preduct Roman spearing AJ Styles to win

[Volare]

LMAO pattin the chin of AJ.

[Volare]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN FUCKING STROWMAN!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Will laugh if Bray eliminates himself and Braun by doing the Wyatt DERP thing.

Only other way that makes sense for eliminating Braun is for everyone on Team Smackdown to hit him with a combo of moves.

[Volare]

Nice shirt Seth.

[Volare]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lock Jaw]

Rath Akin Lins

[Savio]

Roman is too cool for a shirt.

[Volare]

MASSIVE POP TIME

[Outsider]

Four years? Bloody hell.

[Droford]

bRAWn Stroman
Seth RAWlinz
RAWman Reigns
The Kevin Owens Show
RAW is Jericho

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Reigns not bothering with the team shirt thingy.

[Savio]

Roman is too cool for a shirt.
So is Kevin

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL making fun of Saxton and RAW's side being ok with it.

[Droford]

So is Kevin

More like too fat

[Ruien]

Does anyone have a stream?

[Gerard]

They milked the fuck out of those entrances, not enough matches to pad out the allocated time.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray and Roman look like they wanted to play flag football instead.

[Shisen Kopf]

We need to get Wade to post here. His sign is a list. He would love LIST ONLY THREADS

[Outsider]

Announcers talking about 'dream matches' that are once in a generation.

Except these two have wrestled in the indies before.

[Poit]

It'd be amusing to see a repeat of Survivor Series 2001 here.

<strike>Big Show</strike> Braun Strowman takes the finishers of everyone on the opposing team, finished with an elbow drop from Shane for the pin. Shane celebrates too long and gets eliminated.

[slik]

Is this the penultimate match


yeah

[Gerard]

Announcers talking about 'dream matches' that are once in a generation.

Except these two have wrestled in the indies before.

If it didn't happen on WWE, it never happened. :|

[slik]

are they hinting at jericho-taker feud down the line...

[Outsider]

If it didn't happen on WWE, it never happened. :|

I just checked, it has also happened in WWE.

In fact probably everyone in this ring has wrestled each other before.

Except Shane.

[Poit]

I just checked, it has also happened in WWE.

In fact probably everyone in this ring has wrestled each other before.

Except Shane.

Shane has, at least, wrestled Jericho before.

[Volare]

Y2J :)

[slik]

seth's shirt tonight should say RAWlins

[Droford]

69 tacks !

[Locke]

I got

1
Marinara Sauce

$9.50
1
Eggplant Parmesan

$5.99

the first 1 is Stuffed Shells with marinara sauce, the minimum order was $10 and it was more than that with tax but the stupid website didn't understand so I had to add the eggplant parmesan
It came with garlic breads

Great!

Hoping to stuff my face with food so that I can take a shit tonight instead of it coming on in the morning and it making me late for work like it did every day last week

[slik]

I would mark out if Ellsworth was dressed as The SmackDown Fist.

[Evil Vito]

Looks stupid when only half of the team is wearing the team colors.

[Evil Vito]

I'd rather everybody just wear red or blue versions of their regular gear, like I used to have to do in the WWE games when you could only swap the colors, not the attires themselves.

[Volare]

Ellsworth would be so fucking over if he low-blowed Reigns right now.

[Gerard]

Looks stupid when only half of the team is wearing the team colors.

And one of them is only half wearing team colours :lol:

[Droford]

Reigns taking itvto that top turnbuckle

[Gerard]

I love how roman was smacking the shit out of that turnbuckle pad.

[slik]

literally the worst thing of all-time. It goes 1. Shane's punches and then 2. Hitler

[Emperor Smeat]

This is what the other SS matches should have been with getting a lot of time to flow before starting the eliminations and big brawl.

[RP]

lol what was Stroman doing

[Gerard]

Jesus Christ strowman make it a bit more obvious ...

[KIRA]

So now we see how they planned to eat up time team staredown

[Poit]

This exchange has me wanting Styles & Ambrose in a tag team sometime in the future.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: a legit repeat of what happened on RAW with Strowman

Style and Ambrose beat up Strowman, get pushed away, and then clothesline over the top by Shane to get rid of Strowman.

[Volare]

Holy fuck AJ.

[Droford]

Strowman just gonna take out SD on his own..why not

[KIRA]

You put Ambrose on your team and expected him to stay in line

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when the cool teacher tries to help the weird kids be more social at school <a href="https://t.co/f5hg9rUIn9">pic.twitter.com/f5hg9rUIn9</a></p>&mdash; The King of Living�� (@khristen) <a href="https://twitter.com/khristen/status/800524865853943808">November 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Gerard]

Does strowman still do that reverse chokeslam? Or did they realise how stupid it looked and reverted to the powerslam?

[Dark One]

Gonna have to find a new avatar now that AJ Styles is dead.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch.

[Volare]

Who had money on count out?

[slik]

hope AJ is ok, that looked nasty

[KIRA]

REALLY SD gonna get blown iout

[slik]

strowman getting his monster push so he can face Roman at WM33

[Droford]

Tables still hate Orton

[Volare]

SHANE O'MAC BABY! STILL CAN FLY!!

[Droford]

Shanes gonna die

[Innovator]

i beleive i can fly

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Randy bouncing off of the table.

[Gerard]

So this match is apparently no count out, no dq suddenly?

[Volare]

ELLSWORTH DID IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[KIRA]

I will say this this year teams are all dysfunctional as hell

[Volare]

....and Ellsworth is gonna die!!

[Gerard]

Oh now the ref figures out how to count.

[Poit]

Run, Ellsworth, run!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Triple A]

Remember when Road Dogg or somebody got thrown off the stage like that and they spent like 45 mins pretending it was a "real serious injury"

[Dark One]

Really hoping WWE contracts come with life insurance, for Chinsanity's sake.

[Dark One]

SOMEBODY SAVE THE PIZZA

[Gerard]

Remember when Road Dogg or somebody got thrown off the stage like that and they spent like 45 mins pretending it was a "real serious injury"

Aye, near 20 years ago....fuck. Mick Foley and Terry Funk in a dumpster was treated that way.

[Volare]

KO will have a new global gif after that.

[Dark One]

Remember when Road Dogg or somebody got thrown off the stage like that and they spent like 45 mins pretending it was a "real serious injury"

New Age Outlaws shoving Cactus and Terry Funk off the stage in a dumpster and it being a MEGA SERIOUS INJURY FOR SHOOT is one of my favorite segments of all time.

[KIRA]

Ellsworth!

[Volare]

ASK HIM!

[Dark One]

Vince McMahon doing everything he can tonight to make people hate Survivor Series style matches as much as he does.

[Ruien]

Ellsworth will be deemed as the hero if Smackdown wins.

[Emperor Smeat]

Vince must be very happy tonight. Two moments of a popular cruiser and/or smaller guy getting utterly squashed.

[Volare]

God damn Shane even I heard you call the small package!

[slik]

Braun looks like a star/great moment w/ Ellsworth

[KIRA]

For some reason I want to see Rollins v Shane

[Gerard]

"And Shane McMahon digging down deep, i don't know how he does this"..Well since tough enough you'd be in the minority, Cole.

[slik]

the majority of this match has been shane getting beaten down

[KIRA]

I think as much as Ellsworth likes Vince Vince HATES Ellsworth

[Droford]

the majority of this match has been shane getting beaten down

Which is par for the rest of the night with his show getting beat down ghe whole night

[Volare]

LMFAO Random DQ with no bell.

[Outsider]

That was dumb.

[KIRA]

Owens:can you even see through that stupid hair?

[Volare]

List-K-O.

[Gerard]

Yet putting strowman though a table was ok 0_o

[Emperor Smeat]

Shouldn't Owens get DQed for that ... never mind he did

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You Are Ellsworth <br><br>Strowman Is Life Having Its Way With You <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorSeries?src=hash">#SurvivorSeries</a> <a href="https://t.co/FrA6suhNnA">pic.twitter.com/FrA6suhNnA</a></p>&mdash; Slice Wrestling (@EntSlice) <a href="https://twitter.com/EntSlice/status/800529769934843905">November 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Don't worry. Roman Reigns will eliminate the entire Smackdown team.

[Volare]

Shane is still dead. :lol:

[Droford]

Its gonna roman on 4 and hes still gonna win

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Jericho. Third thing he's owned this year that got viciously murdered.

First his blinky jacket, then his expensive scarf, and now The List.

[Volare]

But he got to fuck up Mitch!

[KIRA]

Boos exploded

[Droford]

I heard Viagra driver lol

[Volare]

FIGHT SHANE FIGHT!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Reigns getting booed from the hot tag.

WWE needs to cut their losses and just turn him heel till he's ready for the mega push they want.

[Droford]

You can knee you

[Volare]

COAST 2 COAST DO IT!!

[Volare]

Holy fucking jesus shit....

[Savio]

Hit him in the chin.

[Droford]

I don't think he kicked out

[Volare]

Thank fucking god he's walking that worried me for a minute.

[Outsider]

Obvious, but still, awesome spot.

[Droford]

If Roman Killed shane that might kill his push

[Emperor Smeat]

Shane got legit wrecked from that spear

[Gerard]

Good job on the replay wwe, make it go real time so we cant see wtf actually happened

[Dark One]

Shane concussed so hard he kicked out of the spear. SHANE IS UNSTOPPABLE.

[RP]

Looked like he took romans head to the chin

[Theo Dious]

Seriously think he ruined his shoulder.

[Poit]

Shane concussed so hard he kicked out of the spear. SHANE IS UNSTOPPABLE.

He's hurt so bad, he looped back around to uninjured.

[Droford]

Shane Mcmahon is in concussion protocol

[Evil Vito]

The Spear looked cool in real time but less impressive in slow mo when you realize he couldn't get into proper Coast 2 Coast formation so as to not make it impossible to get Speared. It's like replaying all of those top rope RKOs and realizing the other guy was just going for the Flying Nothing.

Hope he's okay. He looked legit messed up from it.

[Triple A]

What is the crowd chanting?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I may be mistaken, but I believe Shane's kids are sitting ringside &amp; Orton just went to them to reassure them <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SurvivorSeries?src=hash">#SurvivorSeries</a></p>&mdash; Justin LaBar (@JustinLaBar) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustinLaBar/status/800532601735782400">November 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Gerard]

Sounded like Romans sleeping. :wtf:

[Savio]

Roman doesn't like the spanish announce table

[Volare]

Can't believe I'm gonna say this but GOD DAMMIT AMBROSE!

[Outsider]

Triple Shield Powerbomb time!

[Droford]

Takers comin for Dean I guess

[Volare]

SHIELD REUNITE!! OH FUCK!

[Emperor Smeat]

Dean picked the wrong time to be a lunatic.

[Dark One]

How is this show still going on?

[Evil Vito]

This is overbooked to hell.

[KIRA]

What are you doing Ambrose!

[Theo Dious]

SHIELD!!!

[Volare]

I got Bray and Orton winning this though.....waiting on other Wyatt family members here...

[Volare]

Is Eric Rowan clear yet? Just incase.

[slik]

Long Live The Shield

[Locke]

I think Rollermacka is in that group of security guards

[Gerard]

How long is this match going now, about 45 mins?

[slik]

2 vs 2

[Triple A]

Enjoying this match

[Volare]

AH HA!!

[Droford]

Pseudo Shield vs Pseudo Wyatts

[slik]

sweet @rollermacka

[Emperor Smeat]

This would be great if it lead to a double turn between Styles and Ambrose.

[Poit]

Shield vs. Wyatts... kinda.

[Volare]

DIE ROMAN DIE!

[KIRA]

Dean picked the wrong time to be a lunatic.

He is FINALLY living up to the nickname

:lol: stupid idiot chant

[Dark One]

Some say this show started in 1998.

[Evil Vito]

I hope Dean goes to Raw in the next draft. Just put The Shield back together for the rest of their careers. They can still pursue singles titles and fight against each other for said singles titles when needed but they should always be best buds. It's also the only way the crowds will cheer Roman.

[Volare]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Harper being a bigger team player than Ambrose.

[KIRA]

This whole thing might be an allusion to this years election with red taking the whole shebang

[Outsider]

The Spear looked cool in real time but less impressive in slow mo when you realize he couldn't get into proper Coast 2 Coast formation so as to not make it impossible to get Speared. It's like replaying all of those top rope RKOs and realizing the other guy was just going for the Flying Nothing.

That was not one of those times.

[Volare]

Let's go Smackdown....lmfao! Never thought I'd hear that chant!

[Savio]

Lol at orton clapping

[Poit]

Rollins and RKOs just go so well together.

[Dark One]

Don't worry, Reigns will save the day. Like always.

[Droford]

Reigns clearly winning

[Dark One]

"Let's go Smackdown"

[KIRA]

Orton gonna fuck up Bray and hand it to RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

2nd best RKO OUTTA NOWHERE by Orton. The one he hit on Rollins at Mania being the best.

[Volare]

ORTON JUST WON MY TIPSTERS MATCH!!! THANK YOU!!

[RP]

About time Bray gets a big win

[Mercenary]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

[Dark One]

THERE IS A GOD

[Droford]

That match was more of a car wreck than a hell in a cell mstch

[Poit]

Bray Wyatt just pinned Roman Reigns...

predicted no one, ever.

[Evil Vito]

LOL JBL just screamed "Raw wins!" Way to go buddy.

[Gerard]

Now to hear the canucks boo Goldberg out of the building.

[Dark One]

http://static.tumblr.com/hbqj5yo/kdVmc1ze1/trumpet.gif

[Volare]

Overall minus the few wtf/scary spots, good match overall!

[Theo Dious]

Lol fuck up the call

[KIRA]

thank you

[Dark One]

Had this GIF ready for Roman's win:

https://gorillapressonline.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/wyatts.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Team Smackdown won.

Looks like Taker's pep talk really work. Should have done the same for Smackdown's other teams.

[slik]

Glad to see Bray/Orton win it for the A-Show!

[Theo Dious]

Thursday night? Is jbl hammered?

[Evil Vito]

About damn time Bray Wyatt got a big win of any sort.

[Innovator]

My brain can't handle Bray winning a big match

[Destor]

The show with the lowest rating always wins

[Dark One]

Thursday night? Is jbl hammered?

It has been a long night man.

[Triple A]

It's nice to see Dark One having the will 2 live again while watching a WWE event (if only temporarily)

[Evil Vito]

Orton as a legit Wyatt is the freshest thing he's done in years. Hope it lasts for the long haul.

[Dark One]

About damn time Bray Wyatt got a big win of any sort.

My brain can't handle Bray winning a big match

Remember when Dolph Ziggler beat the Authority?

No one will remember this in a month.

[Dark One]

It's nice to see Dark One having the will 2 live again while watching a WWE event (if only temporarily)

There's still 45 minutes left. Although the nuclear heat about to be unleashed on this next match may feed me well.

[RP]

OK cant wait for the 5 minute stair down, suplexes, jackhammer, spear, f5. The end.

[Lock Jaw]

Enjoyed that match..... crazy what happens when they give these matches actual time and don't just do quick eliminations for everybody.....

Feel like it lasted for ages..... maybe the longest Survivor Series elimination match ever......

[slik]

I do not have high hopes for this match...

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder how long into this match until Goldberg is WRECKED

[Poit]

Orton as a legit Wyatt is the freshest thing he's done in years. Hope it lasts for the long haul.

I enjoy Orton & Harper beating people up to compete for Bray's affection.

[Mercenary]

The battle for who buys the roids tonight

[KIRA]

Orton as a legit Wyatt is the freshest thing he's done in years. Hope it lasts for the long haul.

I won't buy it till he gets himself a beard and old jeans stained with motor oil

[Lock Jaw]

I hope they chant "FEED ME MORE" @ Goldberg.......

[Gerard]

Orton as a legit Wyatt is the freshest thing he's done in years. Hope it lasts for the long haul.

He needs to adopt the Wyatt look though, needs a beard and to develop male pattern baldness.

[Dark One]

I won't buy it till he gets himself a beard and old jeans stained with motor oil

Brock Wyatt:

https://40.media.tumblr.com/482250e379185beb7f4e9271bc9e16e0/tumblr_npv7hfOGvV1upuif8o1_500.jpg

[Volare]

This should be interesting...

[Theo Dious]

Well let's see if this can possibly not suck.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/Lozd0DJ.gif

Bit surprised Reigns didn't hurt himself as well from the move even though he does have a habit of DDTing himself with his spears.

[slik]

I feel like something has to happen at the end tho, it just can't be "Lesnar beats the shit out of Goldberg, ppv ends like that"

that would be strange IMO

[Gerard]

So the one blemish on lesnars record is goldberg and he's never been beat besides that....twat.

[Volare]

I'm getting legit goosebumps from this.

[KIRA]

The way they've been promoting it I'm surprised they didn't just cut to WWE 2k17 gameplay for this match

Come to think of it that might have been the best thing for this match just have Brock and Goldberg play the game as themselves

[Dark One]

I don't believe this match is going to take 40 minutes, so what's the surprise going to be at the end?

[Gerard]

Goldberg chants in canada...surprising.

[Theo Dious]

So goldberg got dressed in an empty hall.

[Dark One]

Goldberg in surprisingly good shape for this match.

Still guessing he gets blown up five minutes in.

[Lock Jaw]

Goldberg looking good

[Gerard]

So goldberg got dressed in an empty hall.

Well there was that one time he came out of a storage closet :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Y'ALL READY FOR FANTASY WARFARE TO GET REAL?!!

[slik]

Here we go...

[Volare]

FUCKING SPEAR!!

[Emperor Smeat]

I don't believe this match is going to take 40 minutes, so what's the surprise going to be at the end?

Goldberg wins and gets interrupted by Bret Hart's music teasing that as a match at Mania. Instead of Bret, its Vince that comes out to flip the crowd for one more LOL at Canada.

[Volare]

FUCK GOLDBERG STAY ON HIS ASS! (Fuck it the mark is coming out)

[Volare]

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK!

[Lock Jaw]

LOLWWE