SummerSlam Thread

[DaveWadding]

Sliksuke "Daring, Woody" Nakamura l

[#1-norm-fan]

That Angle-Bryan segment reminded me of one of those awkward, horribly-acted infomercials. Cringeworthy.

[GD]

Hope this is a no contest

[screech]

Enzo was the only good part of Big Show/Cass

[RP]

I want to smell like John Cena's cock head

[screech]

Rusev should've put Orton through a table

[Poit]

:lol:

[Triple A]

bullshit,,,

[owenbrown]

WHO THE FUCKING FUCK DID RUSEV PISS OFF?!

[Savio]

Meh

[Droford]

no point to that

[screech]

Rusev should've put Orton through a table

See?

[GD]

Rusev crush! Rusev job!

[Sepholio]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL......

[rez]

what a waste of time

[Stickman]

Rusevs career got crushed.

[GD]

Rusev selling the RKO like Rob Van Dam.

[Dark One]

http://i44.tinypic.com/9vduzn.gif

[DaveWadding]

RIP Rusev.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Holy crap, this event has been full of questionable decisions and results so far.

Would be extra hilarious if this was short because WWE needed to save time on a 4+ hour ppv.

[DAMN iNATOR]

OK. It's official. This is shaping up to be the worst SummerSlam ever, and I amDEAD. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

[GD]

WHO THE FUCKING FUCK DID RUSEV PISS OFF?!

:shifty:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you don't respond to my video messages you land in the ocean <a href="https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon">@shanemcmahon</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/carma?src=hash">#carma</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBattleground?src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a></p>&mdash; Rusev (@RusevBUL) <a href="https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/887769083067998212">July 19, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[rez]

OK. It's official. This is shaping up to be the worst SummerSlam ever, and I amDEAD. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

Next year's SS is shaping up to be the worst.

[Evil Vito]

WWE just flat out don't see any real money in Rusev. That much is obvious.

[slik]

They gave Big Cass/Big Show 10 min to stink up the place but Rusev/Orton 2 min.

:(

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's like they're trying to kill the company.

[KIRA]

poor Rusev

[DaveWadding]

Big Ass and Big Show was only 10 minutes? Felt like a 30 minute match

[DAMN iNATOR]

:shifty:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you don't respond to my video messages you land in the ocean <a href="https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon">@shanemcmahon</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/carma?src=hash">#carma</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBattleground?src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a></p>&mdash; Rusev (@RusevBUL) <a href="https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/887769083067998212">July 19, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Carma.

[#1-norm-fan]

Can Orton do that to Corbin next, please? Thanks.

[Triple A]

Glad I don't have to watch an Orton match though tbh

[Savio]

Glad I don't have to watch an Orton match though tbh

Yeah

[Dark One]

They should... uh... probably not keep putting Bayley on TV while she's injured.

[Evil Vito]

Bayley appears and the Brooklyn crowd just boos the living shit out of her.

It takes real effort to fuck up a character as likable as Bayley. Great work, WWE.

[Emperor Smeat]

Glad I don't have to watch an Orton match though tbh
Yeup

Bayley appears and the Brooklyn crowd just boos the living shit out of her.

It takes real effort to fuck up a character as likable as Bayley. Great work, WWE.
Yeup

[owenbrown]

I think Vinnie Mac has gone completely senile tonight

[Sepholio]

Tonight is a warning to the entire wrestling world: If you want to make it in the WWE your twitter game better be boss.

[Poit]

I guess Sasha's husband made something special for tonight...?

[GD]

I tried listening to the Hindi commentary and it is atrocious. A bunch of goofs who don't know much about professional wrestling.

[KIRA]

Oh god make Baeley the scowling Eddie Guerrero. heel she talked about. I WANT HER TO MAKE SMALL CHILDREN CRY

[Sepholio]

I mean, did they have to cut time to make room for Takers 30 minute entrance or something?

[Emperor Smeat]

One of those French announcers had a way different name than what Cole stated.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh god make Baeley the scowling Eddie Guerrero. heel she talked about. I WANT HER TO MAKE SMALL CHILDREN CRY

Nah, she actually NEEDS to stay a career babyface.

[Evil Vito]

Michael Cole just introduced Raymond Rougeau and we don't even get Raymond Rougeau. This show just gets worse.

[GD]

From an episode of "Bring it to the Table", I learned that Sasha and Alexa don't like each other irl. Something about Alexa pretending to be a wrestling fan and not being able to tell The Hardyz apart.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Droford]

I wish for the sake of my Echo dot that they'd just start calling Alexa Bliss "bliss" like all the other people they drop their first name

[Sepholio]

Alexa :drool:

[DAMN iNATOR]

I mean, did they have to cut time to make room for Takers 30 minute entrance or something?

IF he shows up tonight during the Universal Championship match, I swear to fuck...

I see a couple of possible ways he could effect the match, but will refrain from saying anything on the off-chance either scenario comes to fruition.

[Gerard]

Wonder how much it would take to pull Sashas wig off. Seems to be glued on pretty well.

[GD]

The main card has been quite uneventful as of yet.

[slik]

5 matches after this:


* Jinder/Nakamura

* Brock/Braun/Roman/Joe

* Dean and Seth / Sheamus and Cesaro

* Bray/Balor

* AJ/KO


I am guessing KO/AJ will get a lot of time

[GD]

The crowd is dead for Sasha's offense. This is bad.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder how much it would take to pull Sashas wig off. Seems to be glued on pretty well.

Mark Henry could split it, no problem.

(leaves thread)

[KIRA]

Nah, she actually NEEDS to stay a career babyface.

Theyve kinda killed that. Shes supposed to be the most lovable Women on the roster shes legit injured and she gets the shit booed outta her.

[KIRA]

eww that looked brutal

[Gerard]

Mark Henry could split it, no problem.

(leaves thread)

:lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Theyve kinda killed that. Shes supposed to be the most lovable Women on the roster shes legit injured and she gets the shit booed outta her.

Yeah, but that isn't her fault. It's on creative/the RAW writer(s) for giving her repetitive promos with no charisma or passion in them. Get rid of them and get some people in there that actually know how a character like hers should be written.

[RP]

I cant watch Alexa Bliss without hiking my legs over my head and massaging that spot between my balls and my asshole.

[Droford]

lol wtf

[Gerard]

I cant watch Alexa Bliss without hiking my legs over my head and massaging that spot between my balls and my asshole.

The "taint" as in it taint quite your balls and it taint quite your ass.

[Kris P Lettus]

I'll prolly watch after the first half of the Saints game

[GD]

Whoa! That was quite an interesting way to end the match. 4 title changes tonight.

[slik]

Nooooooooooooooo

[Dark One]

This is a weird night.

[screech]

Well, shit

[owenbrown]

goddammit

[KIRA]

WHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SMH

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Sasha has another 1 ppv only type reign.

[Dark One]

AAA:

Do you hear Michael Cole shout "IT'S... BOSS TIME" in your nightmares?

[Triple A]

Every title match has had a title change so far

[Triple A]

Getting some pizza, but no wings.

AAA:

Do you hear Michael Cole shout "IT'S... BOSS TIME" in your nightmares?

no but now i will pay attention to it !!

[Emperor Smeat]

Soo much for the rumor of Asuka showing after the RAW women's match and somehow getting the title.

[GD]

Cringe!

[owenbrown]

the fuck?

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... Again??

[Evil Vito]

Despite there being a lot of amazing content on the Network that would more than justify the $10 pricepoint - WWE still manage to make me feel filthy for giving them any money when they put out PPVs like this.

[GD]

There is a very good chance that Balor-Wyatt is just going to make things worse.

[KIRA]

Now Bliss gets Nia to beat up Banks

[Triple A]

Don't worry there is a Bray Wyatt match now to help things pick up

[rez]

I'm watching this shit sober. the struggle is real..

[Droford]

http://ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr/HTLM/Photos/C/Colonel_Robert_Parker/Colonel_Robert_Parker_-_Robert_Welch_01.jpg

[Stickman]

Time for Wyatt to lose again.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at WWE unveiling the DEMON persona for the match graphic instead of letting it be shown first for Balor's actual entrance.

[Poit]

"Bray Wyatt vs. Finn Balor is a feud between a cult leader without a cult and a club leader without a club."

[Droford]

Odds that the match is shorter than the combined entrance times?

I bet it is

[screech]

Not a great PPV so far.

Getting some good Pokemon time in, though

[Evil Vito]

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One year ago. That's how long it took WWE to turn this same crowd on Bayley. Fucking remarkable.

[Dark One]

OH NO. NOT A BUCKET OF ACIDIC... VISCOUS LIQUID

[KIRA]

There was a time I wouldve been pumped for this hopefully the can get me into it

SD has had the better showing so far

[Gerard]

Shit ppv, shit crowd. New York ppv always seems to draw in the cunts. Always going against the grain for the sake of it.

[KIRA]

I really wish they woudn't telegraph the hell out of Finn's Demon showing up to fight

[Droford]

gimmick infringement

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's what you've all waited for, <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/FinnBalor">@FinnBalor</a>'s entrance <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/899431051197599744">August 21, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

So, guessing neither the WWE or Universal titles change hands, which to be perfectly honest, I'd be more than fine with.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait...was Finn crawling around à la Bogeyman back in the day?! :wtf::lol:

[Stickman]

I don't "get" Finn Balor...

[Droford]

Takers there to pass the torch off to Finn for new longest overblown PPV entrance

[#1-norm-fan]

Is the makeup supposed to make Balor never lose or something?

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty cool entrance setup for Balor

[Gerard]

Not really sure how putting on a dreadlock headband constitutes a "demon" but whatever..:wtf:

[Stickman]

According to Michael Cole Balor has split personality, why doesn't he use that as a gimmick?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think this is the first time I've watched Demon Finn, and it seems weird AF.

[RP]

Finn Balor looks like some of the turds i've recently had.

[Droford]

Itd be funny if Balor fucks his shoulder up again at Summerslam

[Emperor Smeat]

Is the makeup supposed to make Balor never lose or something?

Supposed to be Finn summoning his evil persona even though nothing about his style really changes.

[Droford]

He should have come out still covered in the <strike>blood</Strike> acidic viscous liquid from RAW

[Dark One]

God, more of that "viscous acidic liquid."

Just say blood. More egregious than THE OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN

[Sepholio]

Prob the worst paint job Ive seen Balor come out with tbh

[Gerard]

What exactly inspired Bray Wyatt with his thinning hairline to adopt the Bob Marley look?

[Droford]

Wrestlemania Dream Match

Demon vs Demon

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2015/08/WCW-Press-Photo.jpg?w=600&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

[#1-norm-fan]

Vicious acidic liquid.

WWE doesn't know what words mean.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So epic. Legit looks like they're about to fight on a damn storm cloud. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="https://t.co/PQw1JmFthI">pic.twitter.com/PQw1JmFthI</a></p>&mdash; Chris Denker (@thechrisdenker) <a href="https://twitter.com/thechrisdenker/status/899432184297246720">August 21, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Sepholio]

So the guy with real dreds vs the guy who comes out with fake dreds. Cool. :shifty:

[KIRA]

And thats why Graves flunked med school

[KIRA]

Is Bray bleeding

[Sepholio]

So....all the matches on the preshow were better than anything on the main card so far imo

[KIRA]

ha Bray just falling flat on his back

[#1-norm-fan]

Is Bray bleeding

No. That's just a vicious, acidic liquid.

[Gerard]

Mercifully shorter than it could have been.

[Sepholio]

uhg garbage

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

decent match, really short. Happy there wasn't a plethora of near falls

[Emperor Smeat]

Decent match between Bray and Balor.

New Day vs Usos still the best match of the night and it wasn't on the main card.

[Droford]

Is there a Demon Club too?

[slik]

6 matches down
4 matches to go

2 hours left in the show

[Dark One]

Hey guys...

Just a friendly reminder we still have like two more hours of this.

[#1-norm-fan]

No worries. Bray will just cut a super scary promo and he'll be credible and intimidating again because he'll say he is. Right?

[DAMN iNATOR]

This show is worse than playing a NES/SNES LJN game (Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage excluded, obviously).

[Triple A]

every match has been bad / extremely mediocre besides the new day/usos match imo

[Sepholio]

No worries. Bray will just cut a super scary promo and he'll be credible and intimidating again because he'll say he is. Right?

Bray won on RAW, Balor at SS, now they need a blow off match. Then another match after that cuz reasons. Then another final match. Then the revenge match....etc

[Triple A]

and now a match involving Sheamus/Cesaro.......

[KIRA]

Every title will switch hands tonight except the Universal

[#1-norm-fan]

Bray won on RAW, Balor at SS, now they need a blow off match. Then another match after that cuz reasons. Then another final match. Then the revenge match....etc

You're forgetting all the tag matches where they team with two guys also in the middle of a back and forth feud.

[Savio]

Mutual fisting :D

[Droford]

Every title will switch hands tonight except the Universal

Jinder isn't being hindered tonight

[KIRA]

Hey guys...

Just a friendly reminder we still have like two more hours of this.

Please just kill me....

[RP]

Undertaker's entrance started an hour ago, but he hasnt made it to the curtain yet

[Stickman]

Either Dean turns heel or we have new champs.

[KIRA]

Shield intro at the end was a nice touch

[Triple A]

wish they would have good matches on PPVs instead of every match being a shitty basic Raw match

feels like it didn't always used to be like this

feels like it has gotten way worse in the past like 6 months

[KIRA]

Oh my god I'm glad Graves mentioned the champs not being last

[Droford]

Shoulda been White Power Ranger Rollins

[Kris P Lettus]

Damn Bray is already out there? What are the other matches left

[KIRA]

wish they would have good matches on PPVs instead of every match being a shitty basic Raw match

feels like it didn't always used to be like this

feels like it has gotten way worse in the past like 6 months

I blame Vince's declining mental state

[Triple A]

Damn Bray is already out there? What are the other matches left

<strong>WWE Universal Championship
Fatal 4-Way Match
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZAJR3xhl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Championship
Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/MIBHsDNl.jpg">

<strong>WWE United States Championship
Shane McMahon as Guest Referee
AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/D0zmRCJl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/h2K4fBBl.jpg">

[Gerard]

wish they would have good matches on PPVs instead of every match being a shitty basic Raw match

feels like it didn't always used to be like this

feels like it has gotten way worse in the past like 6 months

Ppvs have been nothing but glorified raws for years now. The only real difference being people are more likely to kick out of finishers multiple times at ppv than they are on raw. Unless your name is John Cena obviously.

[GD]

No Shield music...yet.

[Droford]

glitchy glitchy

[Droford]

No Shield music...yet.

that would mean Roman Reigns coming out

[KIRA]

Seth dressed like he thought he was gonna be teaming with AJ Styles

[Emperor Smeat]

wish they would have good matches on PPVs instead of every match being a shitty basic Raw match

feels like it didn't always used to be like this

feels like it has gotten way worse in the past like 6 months

Been like that for years. Feels like maybe Mania 31 was where it really turned for the worst and been that way since.

[Dark One]

"Teaming together for the first time in years."

They literally just showed a video package of them teaming up against the Miztourage.

[Gerard]

Been like that for years. Feels like maybe Mania 31 was where it really turned for the worst and been that way since.

Let's face it, it's hard to make a ppv seem special when you have one every fucking month. Go back to the big 4 and fuck all these minor ones.

[Stickman]

During the staredown I realized Cesearo and Shamus actually look like championship material and Ambrose and Rollins look like small jobbers. If they were around 10+ years ago they wouldn't have a chance in the land ofgiants.

[KIRA]

that fact they they were friends turned enemies literally means nothing since they agree they hate the champs

[Droford]

LOL

[Gerard]

Poor beach ball :nono:

[Dark One]

God bless Cesaro.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor USA Beach Ball. Joins the list on inanimate objects brutally murdered in wrestling the past year or so.

[KIRA]

Just realized Shemus and Cesaro FINALLY got matching gear

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Cesaro is the man

[Gerard]

Just realized Shemus and Cesaro FINALLY got matching gear

That means they'll be breaking up inside the next month.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Just turned to see Cesaro walking from the crowd tearing up the beach ball. Amazing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Poor USA Beach Ball. Joins the list on inanimate objects brutally murdered in wrestling the past year or so.

Still none more tragic than Mitch the Plant. #NEVERFORGET

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vjDoJLCix6I/maxresdefault.jpg

[Gerard]

Pretty much a 5 star from splash by Rollins there.

[#1-norm-fan]

They probably still could have powebombed him...

[Evil Vito]

feels like it has gotten way worse in the past like 6 months

I think it has.

I can honestly say I liked the product for the most part from the 2016 brand split until the Rumble or so. Even the "meh" Raws weren't as horribly boring as they were for years before then, or are now.

[Kris P Lettus]

Tuning in now. Pulling for Brock and KO

[Droford]

Should do a Super Brogue kick in that spot

[Droford]

lol 3 count botch

[#1-norm-fan]

I think it has.

I can honestly say I liked the product for the most part from the 2016 brand split until the Rumble or so. Even the "meh" Raws weren't as horribly boring as they were for years before then, or are now.

So you're saying shows headlined by Big Cass vs Big Show aren't your cup of tea?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh look. Another title change (5 for 5). 😒

Also...UGH...Reigns definitely winning the Universal title now it would seem.

[Gerard]

Tuning in now. Pulling for Brock and KO

Disgusting :nono:

[Emperor Smeat]

Terrible camera cut for the 1st super kick by Rollins.

Tag title match was pretty great overall.

[Kris P Lettus]

Did Bray win?

[Evil Vito]

Fuck it, since they're doing title changes in every match just have Ambrose and Rollins help Reigns win the Universal Title.

A Shield reunion is the only way the crowd will appreciate Roman.

[Savio]

Yeah bad camera work like always

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus Christ, Kevin Dunn. I know showing crowd reactions is your crutch but maybe don't turn away just as the match is climaxing.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

good match that the crowd liked. definitely some clunky stuff but I like how physical Sheamus and Cesaro are

[Triple A]

good match I think

[slik]

Is Dean a Grand Slam champ now?

[Droford]

random braun strowman

[Sepholio]

Oh look. Another title change (5 for 5). 😒

Also...UGH...Reigns definitely winning the Universal title now it would seem.

That's what it is looking like.

Fuck it, since they're doing title changes in every match just have Ambrose and Rollins help Reigns win the Universal Title.

A Shield reunion is the only way the crowd will appreciate Roman.

Agreed

[Triple A]

Did Bray win?

Nah lost to Balor

[Emperor Smeat]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/9344ad53bef23b443361ceec77fb668a/tumblr_ov0gxxchNG1u1ljrzo1_540.gif

[slik]

Tuning in now. Pulling for Brock and KO

I want Naka to win the belt too

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did Bray win?

https://i.imgur.com/AkJJFxF.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Dean officially became the newest Grand Slam champ in WWE history tonight.

[rez]

I wanna see shane's shoe closet

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dean officially became the newest Grand Slam champ in WWE history tonight.

Yep, 16th guy to accomplish it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Will be nothing short of a miracle if AJ retains here.

[DAMN iNATOR]

FFS, Shane just ring the bell once they first come to blows, don't wait around.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL AJ telling Shane not to count him and KO out. :lol:

[DrA]

This shitty AJ Styles/Kevin Owens feud is still going on?

[Emperor Smeat]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Odds of Shane taking a bump that somehow incapacitates him?

[Triple A]

Does Styles still use the Styles Clash... feels like I haven't seen it in months

[Poit]

Odds of Shane taking a bump that somehow incapacitates him?

141 2/3%

[Heisenberg]

Shane is blown up

[DAMN iNATOR]

Does Styles still use the Styles Clash... feels like I haven't seen it in months

Yeah, he does...and you're right, it does seem rare he pulls it out these days.

[#1-norm-fan]

Does Styles still use the Styles Clash... feels like I haven't seen it in months

Did he ever use it in WWE? Seems like they wouldn't let him after it became known for injuring people.

[Droford]

Shane is just gonna pin someone to win the belt

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;You call THAT a vascular official?&quot; - Vince McMahon �� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="https://t.co/bX0FPSRwEz">pic.twitter.com/bX0FPSRwEz</a></p>&mdash; Francis Ward (@MrFrantastic11) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrFrantastic11/status/899447462393524224">August 21, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Stickman]

You fall off buildings but you cant get off the mat to count to three?

[Kris P Lettus]

This announcer is horrible. Fuck JBL for bullying Mauro. Be a Star JBL, you redneck fuck

[slik]

Shane drenched in sweat from the standing and watching other people move

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kinda miss Mauro on the main roster. He wouldn't have called it a Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker, he would've called it the Ushigoroshi.

[slik]

JBL fucking sucks @Kris P

[#1-norm-fan]

Owens saying what everyone is thinking.

"YOU FALL OFF BUILDINGS AND YOU CAN'T COUNT TO 3 AFTER THAT!?"

[slik]

Tom Phillips doesn't bother me, he reminds me of Michael Cole back when Cole was 'green'

[GD]

Shane is the clumsiest referee ever.

[Dark One]

It's a good thing Shane is the ref in this match.

Mike Chioda would have exploded into dust.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ Shane telling Styles "It was 2" after a submission.

[Kris P Lettus]

Kinda miss Mauro on the main roster. He wouldn't have called it a Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker, he would've called it the Ushigoroshi.

He is one of the greatest combat sports announcers of all time. WWE fucked up by letting JBL throw his weight around.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL Shane's reaction to that top rope move. :lol:

[Kris P Lettus]

Kevin Owens armpit is gross af

[KIRA]

Shane's default ref position is hands up surrender mode

[DAMN iNATOR]

He is one of the greatest combat sports announcers of all time. WWE fucked up by letting JBL throw his weight around.

Yeah they did.

[Emperor Smeat]

For someone who is just a ref and took 2 bumps, Shane somehow ended up being the sweatiest guy in this match.

[Droford]

worst styles clash ever

[KIRA]

SD is killing Summerslam on their end

[slik]

this is definitely the best match so far

[Droford]

Get rid of the shitty ref drama and this is the match of the night so far

[Evil Vito]

Much better than their Battleground match.

[Kris P Lettus]

Booooooo

[Droford]

Malibu Al would be proud

[DAMN iNATOR]

BREAKING NEWS: Wrestler retains title at SummerSlam

[Dark One]

AJ Styles does the impossible and retains a championship at Summerslam 2017

[Emperor Smeat]

US title match was really good.

:lol: at how sweaty Shane is.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So...Team Owens vs. Team Shane @ Survivor Series?

[Ruien]

Did Bliss win?

[KIRA]

Vinces bias toward his son is clear he gets his own ref shirt.

[rez]

just watched the trailer for next week's GoT season finale. wooo

[Triple A]

Did Bliss win?

no

Sasha is champ now

[Triple A]

do you pronounce Mahal as "Muh-hell" in Hindi @Guru Dave

[KIRA]

YEAH HERE WE GO JINDER BENDERS GET READY!

[Heisenberg]

this is definitely the best match so far

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2016/08/a69ea2b17d6cb47a-600x400.jpg

[Savio]

This isn't the only title Nak hasn't held.

[Heisenberg]

Shitstain Nakamura doesn't stand a chance against the Modern Day Maharaja

[Droford]

New voice over guy is strange

[slik]

I could see WWE booking The Shield vs The Hardy Boys for the tag belts

[rez]

YEAH HERE WE GO JINDER BENDERS GET READY!

aw yis :y::y::y::y::y::y::y:

[Kris P Lettus]

I don't know who either of these two guys are

[Stickman]

Not really interested in this match tbh.

[#1-norm-fan]

The WWE Title is the one title Nakamura never had? Damn. They hotshotted titles on and off of him so fast I never even noticed.

[Stickman]

I don't want to watch an artist, I want to watch wrestling

[slik]

Let's go Shinsuke Nakamura!

[rez]

vince gonna be pissed. THIS WASN'T IN THE BUDGET

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Violin Guy for Nakamura showed up

[#1-norm-fan]

This isn't the only title Nak hasn't held.

#WWEAlternativeFacts