SummerSlam Thread

[Triple A]

Is anyone watching WWE SummerSlam tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah.... co-worker coming over to watch it, so I prob won't post much.....

Still haven't watched Takeover, so I hope they don't spoil it (they probably will).......

[BigCrippyZ]

I'm actually going to watch it just because it's kind of a ritual of mine to watch this last PPV right before football season starts and I don't have any extra time or interest in watching WWE. Have no idea what's going on or what the card is though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just turned it on before the match started. They doing this too early.

[Triple A]

<strong>WWE Universal Championship
Fatal 4-Way Match
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZAJR3xhl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Championship
Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/MIBHsDNl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Raw Women's Championship
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/jvNjGGgl.jpg">

<strong>WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Naomi (c) vs. Natalya</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/zYsfIEkl.jpg">

<strong>WWE United States Championship
Shane McMahon as Guest Referee
AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/D0zmRCJl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/h2K4fBBl.jpg">

<strong>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ENZMgqgl.jpg">

<strong>Randy Orton vs. Rusev</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZLhYMDVl.jpg">

<strong>"The Demon" Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ujXQmGwl.jpg">

<strong>Enzo Amore Suspended in a Shark Cage
Big Cass vs. Big Show</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/uITLELll.jpg">

<strong>Kickoff Show Match
WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Akira Tozawa (c) vs. Neville</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/RuUqtYNl.jpg">

<strong>Kickoff Show Match
WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The New Day (c) vs. The Usos</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/WnrUsIIl.jpg">

<strong>Kickoff Show Match
Jason Jordan and The Hardy Boyz vs. The Miz, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/TN8jhbpl.jpg">

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hardyz falling hard like the Dudley Boyz except they at least got the belts at the start.

[Triple A]

Feels like they don't have the ring mic'd properly or something... everything sounds really quiet

[GD]

Wow! Can't believe they let Miz pin Jordan.

[Ruien]

Why is Sasha in the event against..... ehhh. Where is Charlotte Flair at?

[screech]

Should be home just in time for the main show to start. How is Sunday Night Heat?

[Ruien]

Sasha is sexy as hell and.comes to the ring wearing almost nothing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why is Sasha in the event against..... ehhh. Where is Charlotte Flair at?

A.) She's on SmackDown! LIVE, not RAW, and B.) I suspect maybe in light of recent events and despite not being on the card, might have been recently given time off to be with her father.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

C) She was in China promoting the WWE Network being available there before being recalled to be with Flair.

[Triple A]

Anyone eating anything good

[Stickman]

I am watching the preshow matches on he network and hey still cut away to commercial breaks promoting SS. What the fuck. It's unnecessary and destroys my interest.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Woke up late cause I'm on vacation this week. Just made it to the store to pick up some beer for SummerSlam.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I am watching the preshow matches on he network and hey still cut away to commercial breaks promoting SS. What the fuck. It's unnecessary and destroys my interest.

It really isn't unnecessary. The pre-show is live YouTube, Facebook, etc. It's not just on the WWE Network. It's the last chance to get people to sign up and get their email address on file to harass them.

[Triple A]

Woke up late cause I'm on vacation this week. Just made it to the store to pick up some beer for SummerSlam.

What food are you eating

Trying to figure out what food to eat

[GD]

Anyone eating anything good

Planning to have a cheeseburger from In-N-Out after the show.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Starting matches at 5:30 will destroy interest more. This is all the UFC's fault with their damn preliminary matches.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It really isn't unnecessary. The pre-show is live YouTube, Facebook, etc. It's not just on the WWE Network. It's the last chance to get people to sign up and get their email address on file to harass them.

It actually is, though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What food are you eating

Trying to figure out what food to eat

Nothing planned yet. Just went outside for the first time since Thursday.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Starting matches at 5:30 will destroy interest more. This is all the UFC's fault with their damn preliminary matches.

Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing at all to do with them scheduling 13 matches over 6+ hours. 😒

[DAMN iNATOR]

AWW, COME THE FUCK ON! WHY?! LIKE, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Stupid-ass 50/59 booking bullshit. :nono::rant:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hog Wild 1996 strikes. Bow down to the king peasants.

[GD]

So much for Tozawa's Cruiserweight title reign.

[Triple A]

church bells across the street won't shut the fuck up for like the past 40 mins going insane

[Stickman]

Neville barely hitting his finisher lol.

[Triple A]

Nothing planned yet. Just went outside for the first time since Thursday.

Lemme know if you come up with something...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That jacket is both awesome and revolting.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No crowd noise piped in for this interview

[Triple A]

did Roman Reigns call her "sweetie"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

People want to walk with Elias in Brooklyn.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Obvious set-up for an unneeded impromptu match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Encore!

[#1-norm-fan]

I miss wrestling viewing parties. Only really do them for WrestleMania now.

[Dark One]

Elias has such a great gimmick. Nuclear heat all the time.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol I love when heels sarcastically act like the crowd loves them but it's a smark crowd so they actually do.

"Oh what's that? One more song?"

Crowd: "YES!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They want another yet another Encore

[DAMN iNATOR]

OK, no match...good...kinda odd, though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Carmella definitely needs to cash-in (successfully) tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Just started watching the pre-show and :| at reading Neville won back the Cruiser title.

Not only did it make Monday's title change meaningless, it also threw away what should have been a big moment for the division. WWE legit needs to get Vince's hands away from the division since its been a disaster.

[Poit]

Enzo vs. Ellsworth could be an entertaining match.

[Triple A]

Elias thing was good

[DAMN iNATOR]

Carmella definitely being cagey AF about her contract...HMMMMMMMM....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[#1-norm-fan]

Enzo vs Ellsworth feud. Book it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just started watching the pre-show and :| at reading Neville won back the Cruiser title.

Not only did it make Monday's title change meaningless, it also threw away what should have been a big moment for the division. WWE legit needs to get Vince's hands away from the division since its been a disaster.

Didn't watch Raw but how was the Boston pop when he won?

[DAMN iNATOR]

By all means, WWE, please keep promoting a 2-year old video game.

[Lock Jaw]

Just turned on the preshow..... so Neville won? Uhhhhh.... ok.

[Poit]

In what world is New Day/Usos lower on the card than Big Show/Big Cass?

[KIRA]

The fuck is Saxton wearing

[Stickman]

IC champ, Cruiserweight champ, and Tag champs all on the preshow......sigh...

[Triple A]

Kofi Kingston unbearable

[Triple A]

horrible

[Lock Jaw]

Was wondering if their gear was a Red Lanterns reference.....

[KIRA]

Love New Day Lantern gear

[DaveWadding]

Anyone eating anything good

RoXer brought Malnati's *insert hearteyes emojis*

[DaveWadding]

By all means, WWE, please keep promoting a 2-year old video game.

A really good 2 year old game.

[KIRA]

Would've been nice if they actually reflected the lanterns attitude in this match

[Lock Jaw]

Wisdom tooth starting to hurt again..... coworker on the way..... feel like telling him to not come......

[DAMN iNATOR]

A really good 2 year old game.

That doesn't justify milking it via WWE advertising it month after month after month after month.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

In what world is New Day/Usos lower on the card than Big Show/Big Cass?

Trying to get last minute signees. Can't have shit matches on the pre-show.

[Triple A]

RoXer brought Malnati's *insert hearteyes emojis*

U watching together?

[DAMN iNATOR]

IC champ, Cruiserweight champ, and Tag champs all on the preshow......sigh...

Just the SmackDown! LIVE tag champs...RAW tag team champs defending on the actual show.

[screech]

Got home in time to see New Day make their entrance. Why is this on Heat?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RoXer brought Malnati's *insert hearteyes emojis*

Does he still Lyft?

[Triple A]

Does he still Lyft?

No got his ass #fired

[Sepholio]

Wisdom tooth starting to hurt again..... coworker on the way..... feel like telling him to not come......

Kinda in the same boat with you. I had like 2/3 of my teeth surgically removed 3 days ago and ppl are supposed to come over but I'm seriously thinking of cancelling that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Got home in time to see New Day make their entrance. Why is this on Heat?

I would rewind if you can Cruiserweight title match already occurred along with the Jordan/Miz 6 man.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No got his ass #fired

I thought he was just being paranoid. How'd he get his ass fired?

[Dark One]

RIP Xavier's lower back

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Big E is actually a comic book nerd too..... I know Xavier and Kofi are..... I wonder if Big E is too, or if he is just like "Red Lanterns gear? Ok, whatever."

[screech]

I would rewind if you can Cruiserweight title match already occurred along with the Jordan/Miz 6 man.

Damn. Okay, I'll watch those tomorrow.

[Triple A]

I thought he was just being paranoid. How'd he get his ass fired?

cause he is a pussy . . .

(cause they kept giving him really far away pickups and he canceled them too many times or something)

[Poit]

Trying to get last minute signees. Can't have shit matches on the pre-show.

Sure, I can see this as the main event of the kickoff show.

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone eating anything good

Just made some sausage and peppers.

[KIRA]

Big E gonna make the sacrifice

[DAMN iNATOR]

https://i.imgur.com/7uAN4Qp.gif

@ last 2-count

[Emperor Smeat]

Tag match has been pretty great so far.

[KIRA]

Swear to god Xavier can actually wrestle

[Evil Vito]

These teams have phenomenal chemistry.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch

[KIRA]

thought they had it

[DAMN iNATOR]

YESSSSS! UCE! O!

[Lock Jaw]

Great match.

Sad that it couldn't be on the main show.

[GD]

Hot Damn! Usos are the tag team champions again :eek:

[KIRA]

Didnt look like xavier being dropped on Uso was planned

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to be pretty funny if the only title changes happen tonight were on the pre-show.

Really great tag match between Usos and New Day.

[Dark One]

Dark One's rating for New Day vs Usos:

5xhttps://media.tenor.com/images/b31936a23a6f01f13a62d8f413209390/tenor.gif out of WHY WASN'T THIS ON THE MAIN CARD

[GD]

Great match.

Sad that it couldn't be on the main show.

Gotta get that Cass-Show bout for the infinite time on the main card.

[Evil Vito]

I don't mind the Usos winning the belts back. Quick title changes make sense when it's two teams that have legit chemistry like this.

Fucking awesome match.i

[KIRA]

Next the Usos move on to Fabreeze

That match was fire though

[Dark One]

The way King just said "a minimum of four hours" just filled me with existential dread.

[KIRA]

How did this get the Ax but we have to Suffer through Big Show and Cass

[Lock Jaw]

The way King just said "a minimum of four hours" just filled me with existential dread.

Dog looking at cupcakes gif

[Sepholio]

Dark One's rating for New Day vs Usos:

5xhttps://media.tenor.com/images/b31936a23a6f01f13a62d8f413209390/tenor.gif out of WHY WASN'T THIS ON THE MAIN CARD

When all is said and done I could see the best matches this weekend being NXT or on the Preshow instead of SS main card. Kinda funny and/or sad.

[screech]

Awesome tag team match. Love when these two teams work together.

[Lock Jaw]

Colonel Becky very hot

[Dark One]

Dog looking at cupcakes gif

Nice callback to a classic Dark One gimmick.

https://media.giphy.com/media/tMioYvYl7YCoE/giphy.gif

[KIRA]

Usos v New Day= Months of feuding gets bumped to kickoff

Orton v Rusev had a barely 2 wk build off of nothing on the main show

[Lock Jaw]

HBKolonel

[GD]

What the fuck is this? :rofl:

[DAMN iNATOR]

KFC/WWE crossover ad FAIL.

[Lock Jaw]

Excellent use of an HBK appearance.

[Triple A]

jesus

[Dark One]

What the fuck did I just watch

[Dark One]

Christian movies clearly not paying HBK's kids' tuition.

[Evil Vito]

Well, this is the most humiliating moment of HBK's career.

[Dark One]

Can someone please confirm that this is actually happening and I didn't accidentally just take a shit load of Oxy

[Sepholio]

LOL HBKolonel

[KIRA]

HBK always feels like he is working for a strippogram

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, anyone remember when Dolph dressed as "The Colonel" for a dark match that one time?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Christian movies clearly not paying HBK's kids' tuition.

Shawn's kids?! WTF about SLATER'S kids?! He needs this job, you monster!

[KIRA]

Shawn says hes a christian but he clearly sold his soul to Satan tonight

[screech]

Not enough Cathy Kelley on this show.

[#1-norm-fan]

I was considering using the newest free month WWE offered me to watch this PPV. After seeing HBK dressed as Col. Sanders, I don't think I'm gonna give them my $0.

[DaveWadding]

U watching together?

Ya.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I was considering using the newest free month WWE offered me to watch this PPV. After seeing HBK dressed as Col. Sanders, I don't think I'm gonna give them my $0.

I hate to admit it, but that is 💯% the correct call.

[Triple A]

Ya.

Nice...

Gonna order some wings and pizza I guess

[Lock Jaw]

Getting some pizza, but no wings.

[Sepholio]

Gonna get some mashed taters from KFC now since I cant eat pizza :(

[Stickman]

Usos v New Day= Months of feuding gets bumped to kickoff

Orton v Rusev had a barely 2 wk build off of nothing on the main show

Did Mahal and Nakamura have a fued?

[Emperor Smeat]

Legit surprised Cena-Corbin is the opener.

[Dark One]

"Where's your briefcase?!"

Brutal

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena still comes off as the bigger moron for causing Corbin to fail his cash-in.

Could have had his match tonight be for the WWE title instead of being just the curtain jerker.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena jobbing tonight?

[Evil Vito]

Already ate at a family party today.

Might do some meal prep for tomorrow's dinner (aka chopping a shitload of veggies) so I don't need to deal with it after work tomorrow. Guess it depends on how long until I get bored with this.

[Triple A]

still feeling haunted by the guy next to me last night who kept screaming "WOOP WOOP" every time the crowd said "sweeeet" after a 2 count

[Droford]

Baron corbins shelf life ends whenever they call up Aleister Black

[DAMN iNATOR]

still feeling haunted by the guy next to me last night who kept screaming "WOOP WOOP" every time the crowd said "sweeeet" after a 2 count

I assume since you're posting in here that you are doing so from home?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Watched the end of some Svengoolie episode on MeTV last night and he ended with the stupid "You can't see me!" catchphrase and taunt...cringed so hard.

[Triple A]

I assume since you're posting in here that you are doing so from home?

ya didn't wanna go this year

I went last year and it was "effing exhausting"

[Dark One]

Welp, if they already had soured on Baron before, dropping Cena on the top of his head via chokeslam backbreaker means he'll get a Great Khali-esque dancing gimmick by this time next month.

[Sixx]

Enzo vs. Ellsworth could be an entertaining match.

You must be fucking kidding me. That's a match?

[Sepholio]

that chokeslam backbreaker looked pretty awesome honestly

[slik]

slik thoughts so far:

* Neville's silver/white trunks looked cool

* HBK as Col Sanders is potentially the sign of a looooong night

* I wish there was pyro at the beginning of the show

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

still feeling haunted by the guy next to me last night who kept screaming "WOOP WOOP" every time the crowd said "sweeeet" after a 2 count

Ugh. There was a dipshit vaping in the crowd at last year's SummerSlam.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Welp, if they already had soured on Baron before, dropping Cena on the top of his head via chokeslam backbreaker means he'll get a Great Khali-esque dancing gimmick by this time next month.

I'd be all for a Baron Corbin Kiss Cam segment every week on SmackDown! LIVE.

[Droford]

the shirt is off and the weird belly button monster is out!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You must be fucking kidding me. That's a match?

No.

[Evil Vito]

RIP Corbin

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bye Bye Corbin.

[GD]

Off to Monday Night Raw...

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow. Guess the rumors of Vince and Cena souring on Corbin was true.

[KIRA]

Ok I just got the idea of that clothesline Corbin does but its stupid yhat his opponents take their eyes off him

[Droford]

RIP Corbin

Aleister Black is a better baron Corbin anyway

[DAMN iNATOR]

Guess you don't get the "benefit" of 50/50 booking when you make stupid tweets.

[Dark One]

Baron Corbin's week:

https://smhttp-ssl-17653.nexcesscdn.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/d/gdo610.jpg

[GD]

Dang! That's the roast master, bah gawd!

[Savio]

Is Jon Jones there?

[Droford]

now off to film Transformers for a couple weeks

[Evil Vito]

Corbin didn't even get to kick out of an AA in an era where literally everyone kicks out of the finisher at least once in a PPV match.

[Dark One]

AJ probably smashed that controller immediately after that shot.

[slik]

RIP Baron's push

[KIRA]

Did Mahal and Nakamura have a fued?

Thats different Nakamura is special and Mahal is chiseled from granite

(plus thats for a belt )

[Triple A]

Naomi kinda sucks imo

[#1-norm-fan]

Thank fucking God. Now don't let him get the win back so that everyone looks even (especially with John fucking Cena) and all is good.

[DAMN iNATOR]

now off to Hollywood forever.

Fixed for #TRUTH

[Vastardikai]

If we get an UnderColonel, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.

[Sepholio]

Corbin gets buried because he doesn't have twitter skillz lol sad state of affairs

[Evil Vito]

Corbin's in the <s>dog</s>wolf house.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Thank fucking God. Now don't let him get the win back so that everyone looks even (especially with John fucking Cena) and all is good.

LO--Oh wait...you're serious. :|

[KIRA]

Wow. Guess the rumors of Vince and Cena souring on Corbin was true.

Whoa I missed this what did Corbin do

[Stickman]

Naomi kinda sucks imo

Agreed, she is one of those "clunky" moving women and her acting is brutal.

[#1-norm-fan]

LO--Oh wait...you're serious. :|

What is this post? lol

Are you advocating Corbin get his win back to keep the 50/50 booking going now?

[Emperor Smeat]

If it wasn't for the fact Swagger's push derailment happened at Mania, Corbin would have toppled him for worst self-inflicted push stoppage in years.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Whoa I missed this what did Corbin do

Made a bunch of insulting/aggressive/something tweets at a military person before deleting them, but Vince had apparently already seen them or found out.

[Droford]

Baron Corbin is trending on Twitter lol

[Evil Vito]

Nattie looks an awful lot like 80's women's wrestling standout Debbie Desperado.

[DAMN iNATOR]

What is this post? lol

Are you advocating Corbin get his win back to keep the 50/50 booking going now?

No, but I just don't think he should be punished for a couple of tweets he made. He's a #HEEL, FFS.

And anyway, isn't Cena at a point where he should be putting new guys over and not burying them?

[#1-norm-fan]

No, but I just don't think he should be punished for a couple of tweets he made. He's a #HEEL, FFS.

He should be "punished" by losing to Cena and not getting his win back because he sucks. I could care less what he tweeted. lol

[DAMN iNATOR]

He should be "punished" by losing to Cena and not getting his win back because he sucks. I could care less what he tweeted. lol

He's honestly not as terrible as everyone makes him out to be.

[#1-norm-fan]

And anyway, isn't Cena at a point where he should be putting new guys over and not burying them?

He should be putting over new guys who have megastar potential. Not every shit guy on the roster. Beating Cena should mean something. Not just a thing everyone gets to do.

[DAMN iNATOR]

He should be putting over new guys who have megastar potential. Not every shit guy on the roster. Beating Cena should mean something. Not just a thing everyone gets to do.

Again, Corbin might not be anything special yet, but he is a pretty solid hand. At least give the guy a mid-card push.

[Triple A]

fcking dropped one of my 2 slices of pizza on the floor but still gonna eat it whatever

[screech]

Is the crowd saying "threeeeee" after every goddamn 2 count?

[#1-norm-fan]

Again, Corbin might not be anything special yet, but he is a pretty solid hand. At least give the guy a mid-card push.

Even if he was just "nothing special", that's not the level of guy Cena should be giving a rub to.

Of course, Corbin is the drizzling shits and has the personality of a dead moth so that's kind of moot.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is crowd chanting "WHEE!" or high-pitched "THREE!"?

[Sepholio]

This match needs moar Asuka.

[Dark One]

WE WANT ASUKA


etc etc

[screech]

Thought Corbin had a good showing at elimination chamber. Haven't been super impressed with him since.

[Savio]

Pretty shocked.

[Droford]

Cue Carmella

[DAMN iNATOR]

Event if he was "nothing special", that's not the level of guy Cena should be giving a rub to.

Of course, Corbin is the drizzling shits and has the personality of a dead moth so that's kind of moot.

I think his personality is more of how what few promos he's had being written poorly and not allowing it to shine through

[Dark One]

Is crowd chanting "WHEE!" or high-pitched "THREE!"?

Is the crowd saying "threeeeee" after every goddamn 2 count?

Shrill screech of "SWWEEEEEEETTTT" afterwards, a la Bullet Club/nWo

Super annoying mostly because it sounds like a cat getting strangled after every two count.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cue Carmella

Yes please.

[Sepholio]

Serious question: How many of you ever imagined a funkadactyl would be womens champion?

[GD]

Wow! We've had 3 title changes already :eek:

[screech]

Fuckin a, Natalya :y:

[owenbrown]

The fuck is going on tonight?!

[Evil Vito]

Naomi's ass is on point

[KIRA]

Natalya finally finally

[Evil Vito]

Also congrats to Nattie

[Emperor Smeat]

Decent women's title match.

Wonder what Natty's side-plates are going to be. Would be funny if it was Bret Hart's face.

[Dark One]

Really not looking forward to a number of weeks of nasally "YAAAAAAYYYYYY" from Nattie in a match every week.

[Dark One]

I am both horrified and aroused right now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

WHOA, Naomi actually crying ..holy shit. :(

Also, why no Carmella?! That was THE moment for her to cash in if ever there was one...#WWELogic @ its finest. 😒:nono:

[Droford]

Aww damn Ill be in London for the next RAW PPV

What time is that,1 am? damnit

[screech]

That was a wonderful No Mercy promo. More Bliss, please

[KIRA]

How many weeks until she disappoints us all and makes that belt pink and black?

[Evil Vito]

WHOA, Naomi actually crying ..holy shit.

Also, why no Carmella?! That was THE moment for her to cash in if ever there was one...#WWELogic @ its finest. ��:nono:

Because they literally just had a MITB cash in on Tuesday you mong. Save it for another time.

[slik]

Betting odds completely wrong so far

[slik]

@ those asking the crowd is chanting 'sweeet' after every two count

[Sepholio]

WHOA, Naomi actually crying ..holy shit.

Also, why no Carmella?! That was THE moment for her to cash in if ever there was one...#WWELogic @ its finest. ��:nono:

Nah, she should have cashed in if Naomi retained. With Nattie picking up the win, they need to let her have a moment to shine with the belt before taking it from here. I see her being a transitional champion honestly. If Carmella was to cash in on Nattie after the way that match ended, it would have made sense to have Nattie beat Carmella too, and I don't think they want for both MITB winners to lose their cash in chances in less than a week.

[Evil Vito]

Ya soft ya sloppy
Your cunt is floppy

[Emperor Smeat]

Hopefully tonight is the end of Cass-Show/Enzo feud since its been pretty terrible.

[slik]

great Alexa Bliss 'No Mercy' commercial

[DAMN iNATOR]

No Mercy to be a RAW-exclusive PPV for the first time ever this year.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow Graves. Nobody else chiming in on commentary was pretty telling.

[slik]

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[KIRA]

Cass and Big Show if anybody wants to grab a quick nap nows the time

[DAMN iNATOR]

Because they literally just had a MITB cash in on Tuesday you mong. Save it for another time.

Are you forgetting they're in Brooklyn? And that Carmella is (kayfabe) from Staten Island? .Crowd heat/pop/WTF ever would've been through the fucking roof.

Of course, maybe they're saving it for Tuesday night. That would also be acceptable, I guess. :-\

[Evil Vito]

Should've just had Enzo cut his promo from the cage while the match is going on underneath him. Kill two birds with one stone.

[Evil Vito]

Are you forgetting they're in Brooklyn? And that Carmella is (kayfabe) from Staten Island? She should've taken the belt, end of. Crowd pop would've gone through the fucking roof.

She's a heel. Getting a pop through the roof is the opposite of what the company should want.

[KIRA]

Just shut up and get your ass in the cage

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Enzo doing his dance as the cage was raised.

Probably not the best thing to do with a cage swinging around a bit.

[DAMN iNATOR]

She's a heel. Getting a pop through the roof is the opposite of what the company should want.

My mistake. Fixed.

[Droford]

Southpaw Style?

[Dark One]

Wait. What the fuck.

Big Show vs. Manking w/ Triple H in a shark cage is a thing that actually happened?

How the fuck do I not remember this and am just now hearing about it?

[#1-norm-fan]

Are you forgetting they're in Brooklyn? And that Carmella is (kayfabe) from Staten Island? .Crowd heat would've been through the fucking roof.

Why would Carmella being from Staten Island make the crowd heat go through the roof?

[Emperor Smeat]

Enzo constantly spewing trash talk is probably going to be the only good thing about this match.

[KIRA]

this just makes show look really stupid

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why would Carmella being from Staten Island make the crowd heat go through the roof?

FFS. Fixed one final time. Don't like it?

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[Evil Vito]

How the fuck did Big Cass win the WWE G1 sim in my Fire Pro game?

Literally the worst of the 20 participants. My game hates me.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cole having mic issues for the 978236410th time ever.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure what Enzo is doing is PG

[Droford]

ooooh kay

[Dark One]

Can someone please confirm that this is actually happening and I didn't accidentally just take a shit load of Oxy

[Droford]

damnit

[slik]

I'm surprised he doesn't wear a certified G-string tbh

[GD]

Poor guy is scared of heights.

[Triple A]

lol @ cartoon-like grease spot

[Stickman]

What a terrible match....surprise!

[Droford]

Yay Im still in survivor

[Sepholio]

Tell me I did NOT just see that!

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm surprised he doesn't wear a certified G-string tbh

I'm not even sure that's Certified PG!

[owenbrown]

What the fuck was the point of this match?

[KIRA]

So, not Drew McIntyre wins

[GD]

I don't know about them Cena sprays.

[slik]

I don't want to smell like John Cena

[DAMN iNATOR]

What the fuck was the point of this match?

To use the shark cage to sell some new wrestling action figures and ring toy set.

[Droford]

lol

[rez]

yes. no yes no yes no

[Savio]

Kurt: "Will it (Smackdown) have the better matches than raw?"

"YES! YES! YES!"

[DAMN iNATOR]

Someone still needs anger management classes and/or Kane to hug it out with those two.

[Sepholio]

Team Angle vs Team Bryan at Survivor Series. Book it.

[GD]

Angle corpsing towards the end.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I don't want to smell like John Cena

But it's a daring, woody scent!

[DAMN iNATOR]

RUSEV MASCHKA!