OFFICIAL WWE TLC 2017 THREAD - NOW FEATURING 78,956% MORE MENINGITIS IN THE MAIN EVENT!

[DAMN iNATOR]

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One hour to show time! Let's get it on!

[Ruien]

KURT FUCKING ANGLE

[A.J.K]

Oh It's True, It's Damn True!

[rez]

Braun smash his own teammates

[DAMN iNATOR]

TONIGHT'S SCHEDULED MATCH CARD:

5-ON-3 Handicap Match
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RAW General Manager Kurt Angle and RAW Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose v. The Miz, Braun Strowman, Kane and Sheamus & Cesaro

RAW Women's Championship
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Alexa Bliss © v. Mickie James

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Demon Finn Bálor v. AJ Styles

Cruiserweight Championship
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Kalisto © v. Enzo Amore

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Asuka v. Emma

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Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann v. The Brian Kendrick & Gentleman Jack Gallagher

KICKOFF SHOW MATCH
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Sasha Banks v. Alicia Fox

[Anybody Thrilla]

Still not sure why Finn is going Demon here, but whatever. I think this could be good.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Still not sure why Finn is going Demon here, but whatever. I think this could be good.

Hell, I don't get why they felt the need to bring a SDO guy to fight him on what's supposed to be a RAW exclusive PPV, but -- HERE...WE...ARE. Yeup.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, despite her claims, I am 100% ready for Asuka.

[DAMN iNATOR]

None of tonight's matches have a table match, ladder match or even chairs match stip. Wonder if the Handicap match gets the fun of seeing all 3 used, maybe make Kalisto and Enzo a ladder match?

Just spitballin'. Anyone else got any ideas or suggestions for what they could do tonight? I'm all ears.

[RP]

This card looks terrible. Asuka will win in 1 minute. Banks will win in 3 minutes. Jack Gallagher is abnormally white. This whole card is terrible.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Still not sure why Finn is going Demon here, but whatever. I think this could be good.

I'm assuming they advertised the demon, and they figure the gimmick on its own is an attraction. Similar to Keiji Muto being the Great Mutah? I dunno, just spitballing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm assuming they advertised the demon, and they figure the gimmick on its own is an attraction. Similar to Keiji Muto being the Great Mutah? I dunno, just spitballing.

As long as his demon paint tonight isn't that Jack O'Lantern orange style like Monday, I'm cool. The rest of his promo hooked me, but if anyone backstage actually thinks that would look cool "cuz Hallowe'en"? No.

[owenbrown]

#RIPEmma

[Anybody Thrilla]

The card doesn't look bad at all. Not sure what's up RP's ass. Just kidding, it's definitely a black cock.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Does anyone still like really good wrestling matches? I know I do.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I absolutely love great matches. Who doesn't?

Also, that "30th Anniversary of Survivor Series" thing is the actual 30th anniversary, not the 30th event, like how they kept calling WrestleMania XXV the "25th Anniversary of WrestleMania", when it was only the 25th WM PPV.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, that's such a huge fucking deal.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I know it's not, but I appreciate them getting it right.

[Destor]

Does anyone still like really good wrestling matches? I know I do.

Love good matches. There will 2 - 3 on this card

[Destor]

Think bliss and mickie could be a sleeper hit

[rez]

Renee looking good like usual

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NO POWERPOINT PRESENTATION?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DREW GULAG HAS BEEN SCREWED

[KIRA]

I cant tell if Gulak sucks on the mic or not

[DAMN iNATOR]

No wonder Gulak got cut off...he called Elias "Elias Samson". :shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

I cant tell if Gulak sucks on the mic or not

Good Look, good on the mic, average charisma, haven't seen enough of him wrestling to give an opinion on that. There definitely seems to be some as yet untapped potential with him, IMO.

[KIRA]

Is Emma leaving behind anyone that we need to set up a Gofundne for?

[KIRA]

Mickie is she sick her voice is deep....what if she was exposed to Patient zero Dallas

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, me. I'm a huge Emma fan.

[A.J.K]

We are all Gathered here to witness the untimely demise of Emma. However the need for a casket is no longer required herein as there will be no remains.

[RP]

Does anyone still like really good wrestling matches? I know I do.

I find myself being way more interested in old stuff. Raw has become unwatchable unless Braun is destroying things and people.

[KIRA]

Who benefits from Roman having a worthless, weak, immune system?

THE FANS

[KIRA]

18 FUCKING HRS ? AJ has all of my respect no matter what

[KIRA]

I am unbelievably happy right now
somethings going to go wrong I know it

[rez]

Walking Dead starts back up...trying to decide if I care or not

[DAMN iNATOR]

KIRA going to be disappointed to see Alicia Fooooooooooooxxxxxx lose on a marginally bigger stage than RAW...

[KIRA]

Walking Dead starts back up...trying to decide if I care or not

I stopped caring a good while ago it just drags on and on

[Ruien]

Angle just won WWE $9.99 from me. Wooooo!

Lol. You can't wait the pre show without being subbed in (I just tried) and they are still promoting the network.

[rez]

All I see is a bunch of hair flying around the ring

[DAMN iNATOR]

I am unbelievably happy right now
somethings going to go wrong I know it

Sasha going to give Alicia a Banks Statement of BANKRUPT tonight methinks.

[DAMN iNATOR]

All I see is a bunch of hair flying around the ring

You simming the match in WWE 2K18 or something?

[KIRA]

Alicia Fox is the perfect female wrestler why does she not dominate this division

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL UGH... mid match pre show commercial because of COURSE there is...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alicia Fox is actually pretty tight. I wish they would let her go all the way with the crazy thing again. Back when she was throwing drinks and stealing hats, etc.

[KIRA]

Alicia Fox is actually pretty tight. I wish they would let her go all the way with the crazy thing again. Back when she was throwing drinks and stealing hats, etc.

She moves like water flows

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahaha, dunno man, I'm becoming a bigger Alicia Fox fan every day.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"EVERYBODY DO HIS JOB!" :lol:

[GD]

Alicia Fox can be adorable at times.

[GD]

The Missing Link :lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Beautiful northern lights, hot damn.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are they allergic to being inside the ring?

[Emperor Smeat]

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[KIRA]

I need you all to think about the Women's division Alicia Fox is consistently delivering on the mic , in the ring and even during rest spots she's amazing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good match. I'm on board.

[rez]

She moves like water flows

:'(

[KIRA]

They are kicking the shit outta each other

[KIRA]

:'(



WHAT have you seen her Northen lights suplex it is literally flawless

[KIRA]

NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO NO!

why does Sasha get to win!

[Arrogance]

Solid match, hard for Foxy to find a way over right now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It really is unfortunate the way Alicia is used when she is mostly as a jobber to the stars. ESPECIALLY considering Natalya, who's another long-time WWE performer in the women's division is getting the SDL Women's Champion treatment right now.

[KIRA]

I wouldve lost it if they were able to use Bizzaro Kurt for the "middle of career" clip

[DAMN iNATOR]

NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO NO!

why does Sasha get to win!

Vince thinks a Nicki Minaj lookalike = ratings, I guess? I honestly donut know.

[KIRA]

It really is unfortunate the way Alicia is used when she is mostly as a jobber to the stars. ESPECIALLY considering Natalya, who's another long-time WWE performer in the women's division is getting the SDL Women's Champion treatment right now.

Yep she needs to go to SDL where she will be treated like the wrestling miracle she is (and she won't get her collarbone shattered by Asuka )

[rez]

WHAT have you seen her Northen lights suplex it is literally flawless

The sad face was because she lost. Your stream must be behind or somethin :shifty:

[KIRA]

The sad face was because she lost. Your stream must be behind or somethin :shifty:

a bit behind yea my bad

[Anybody Thrilla]

Vince thinks a Nicki Minaj lookalike = ratings, I guess? I honestly donut know.

Stop being a racist fucking dickhead. Banks is money.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That Angle moonsault off the cage was in a match with Benoit. Nice editing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kurt's previous appearance in an actual WWE match was during the still pretty great days of WWECW's infancy v. Sabu, August 8, 2006.

X2oAWaZckKM

[GD]

Asuka, baby! :yes:

[GD]

Emma still looking like a million bucks with the "not so lit" entrance music.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Stop being a racist fucking dickhead. Banks is money.

I'm not. I thought that's what the purple hair was supposed to be a reference to. Am I wrong, and if you claim I am, do you have proof?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Emma still looking like a million bucks with the "not so lit" entrance music.

I was pretty much thinking exactly all of this. Soooooo hot. Really miss her previous theme, though.

[KIRA]

getting set for the last match of her career

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not. I thought that's what the purple hair was supposed to be a reference to. Am I wrong, and if you claim I am, do you have proof?

Proof of what? You know what, nevermind. I'm not going to talk to you for the rest of the night, if you don't mind.

[A.J.K]

Whistling through the graveyard.

[GD]

Asuka has arrived!

[Anybody Thrilla]

That Asuka theme is so fucking dope. :y::y::y:

[KIRA]

I have confidence she will be treated fairly because a big part of me thinks Triple H will be PISSED if Vince tries to turn her into a joke

[Gerard]

So Asuka is pronounced Aska.......makes sense..

[Anybody Thrilla]

So Asuka is pronounced Aska.......makes sense..

How are you just now noticing that?

[owenbrown]

Emma done fucked up

[rez]

Asuka butt slap. oh my

[Anybody Thrilla]

Asuka is looking good on the big stage here. I like the feel of this so far.

[Emperor Smeat]

That PPV stat by Cole about Emma is actually pretty terrible when you think about it.

[slik]

maybe he doesn't watch nxt...other than that,no idea

[DAMN iNATOR]

Asuka...talented and gorgeous. No better combination than that!

[slik]

Emma getting in more offense than I expected...maybe Asuka will win matches but they will be 'competitive'

[Gerard]

How are you just now noticing that?

Probably because I don't watch nxt or any of that other stuff, i only watch the odd ppv these days and raw and smackdown highlights. That's it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Probably because I don't watch nxt or any of that other stuff, i only watch the odd ppv these days and raw and smackdown highlights. That's it.

They've been saying her name for weeks on Raw, but alright.

[Ruien]

Would be dope for Emma to win tonight before Asuka goes on a win streak. Would shoot Emma as a legit wrestler.

[Emperor Smeat]

Emma getting in more offense than I expected...maybe Asuka will win matches but they will be 'competitive'

Their big match in NXT was similar I think.

With how small RAW's women's division is, would be a mistake to just have Asuka steamroll it at the start.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I am lightweight obsessed with Asuka, but I also hope that Emma doesn't fade back into obscurity after this match.

[Gerard]

They've been saying her name for weeks on Raw, but alright.

As i said, highlights. Not necessarily with the audio on either.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Would be dope for Emma to win tonight before Asuka goes on a win streak. Would shoot Emma as a legit wrestler.

I love Emma a whole lot...but that's a bad idea.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Would be dope for Emma to win tonight before Asuka goes on a win streak. Would shoot Emma as a legit wrestler.

Yeah, makes perfect sense after a 523 day NXT Women's Championship undefeated reign...:roll:

[Anybody Thrilla]

As i said, highlights. Not necessarily with the audio on either.

I see that now. Just thought this was a wrestling message board, you know how I mean?

[Ruien]

I love Emma a whole lot...but that's a bad idea.

Guess you don't have to worry about it. :(

[owenbrown]

FUCK YES!

[KIRA]

Letting them both have a godamn match loving it

[Savio]

Didn't realize the main event was a TLC match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm having a hard time picturing someone watching highlights with no audio and then coming to chat on the net with diehards about stuff.

[Gerard]

I see that now. Just thought this was a wrestling message board, you know how I mean?

Which means I have to watch every second of programming? I used to be far more into it, these days not so much.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good showing from both ladies. One for one in match quality so far.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Stiff match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good debut match for Asuka.

[Gerard]

I'm having a hard time picturing someone watching highlights with no audio and then coming to chat on the net with diehards about stuff.

Well consider it pictured.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Which means I have to watch every second of programming? I used to be far more into it, these days not so much.

I'm having a hard time picturing someone watching highlights with no audio and then coming to chat on the net with diehards about stuff.

[KIRA]

Womens division is fucking doomed

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;She loves to have fun in the ring.&quot; - Michael Cole<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWETLC?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWETLC</a> <a href="https://t.co/Ec0Adr2NU2">pic.twitter.com/Ec0Adr2NU2</a></p>&mdash; Patrick Valentine �� (@KoushiroIzumi) <a href="https://twitter.com/KoushiroIzumi/status/922254224532148225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Anybody Thrilla]

You don't have to get mad, Gerard. It's just that you're weird. And that's OK. :y:

[Ruien]

Happy Emma was able to look legit in the match. Was solid. Asuka has a star aura about her.

[Triple A]

shitty ass cesaro and sheamus catch phrase that they say every time

i hate them

[slik]

hey triple a r u glad u don't have to see bray wyatt, ur most hated wrestler of all-time, tonight?

[Gerard]

You don't have to get mad, Gerard. It's just that you're weird. And that's OK. :y:

What would be weird is being a die-hard about the current day wwe product.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the cheering for Kane showing up on the screen.

[Triple A]

hey triple a r u glad u don't have to see bray wyatt, ur most hated wrestler of all-time, tonight?

Your G*d damn Right

[KIRA]

I'm really happy for Emma finally getting to show her stuff

[Anybody Thrilla]

What would be weird is being a die-hard about the current day wwe product.

Not on a website like this one. Do you see?

[rez]

It cannot be good for Kane's political career teaming up with 2 foreigners

[KIRA]

Miz has 4 trucks on his side

[Triple A]

Why are the ladders and chairs already in the ring...

[A.J.K]

Who's ready to walk with Elias?

[KIRA]

Alicia, Asuka, and a song from the man! This is the best PPV this year so far

[Gerard]

Not on a website like this one. Do you see?

Far fewer die-hards around today than there used to be. Probably has something to do with the product being staler than a 40 day old wank sock.

[rez]

only five matches left and it's only around 8:30

[Anybody Thrilla]

Elias is hilarious.

[slik]

Michael Cole: "Jason Jordan likes to have fun in the ring"

[slik]

wait that was it

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days The Drifter will be able to finish a song for the crowd.

[KIRA]

I bet this is what people who got to see Nirvana Unplugged felt like. Beautiful

[rez]

just preordered the new mario. amazon better not let me down..didn't want to risk trying to find it in store.

[Savio]

No promo package

[owenbrown]

http://i.imgur.com/au6hV.gif

[erickman]

vic gets to call a ppv

[KIRA]

RAW has managed to make me kinda hate Jordon not even his fault

[Ruien]

A cruiserweight match without Neville..... this is going to be dreadful.

[slik]

I like Vic more than Nigel

[rez]

I give zero fucks for this division since AA walked.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This match will probably be tight.

Also, why do all black people have to be friends?

[Triple A]

Seems weird that Jack Gallagher has to wrestle in dress shoes... and clothes...

[slik]

I Like that Gallagher wrestles dressed up now -- sets him apart

[KIRA]

Ok this is the match where I take a break from caring

[Triple A]

shitty camera work missing Alexander's cool flips

[rez]

Seems weird that Jack Gallagher has to wrestle in dress shoes... and clothes...

maybe they're customized fancy shoes to be ergonomic and wrestling approved.

[Triple A]

Alexander and Swann rule tbh... unfortunately ruined in 205 Live but still mad good

Gallagher rules also...

[Big Vic]

I like Vic more than Nigel

Thank you

[Gerard]

Seems weird that Jack Gallagher has to wrestle in dress shoes... and clothes...

Just surprising he hasnt got a cup of tea in one hand and a scone in the other.

[Triple A]

Seems bleak that WWE always randomly teams up guys just because they are black

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alexander and Swann rule tbh... unfortunately ruined in 205 Live but still mad good

Gallagher rules also...

Kendrick is pretty tight too. Nice veteran for everyone to learn from.

[KIRA]

This match will probably be tight.

Also, why do all black people have to be friends?

IKR like we all know each other I mean ABT I hate you but people would insist we are buddies. Its so stupid.

[slik]

Seems bleak that WWE always randomly teams up guys just because they are black

They haven't had Mustafa Ali & Arya Daivari team up or feud

[Anybody Thrilla]

IKR like we all know each other I mean ABT I hate you but people would insist we are buddies. Its so stupid.

Right, like go fuck yourself or whatever, but I'll also see you at the next Tyler Perry premiere.

[slik]

(yas I kno they r not black)

[KIRA]

Right, like go fuck yourself or whatever, but I'll also see you at the next Tyler Perry premiere.

:lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://i.imgur.com/au6hV.gif

Also was a contestant on TPIR like fellow wrestler Ox Baker, who was active in the 80s and appeared on it c.1983 (IIRC).

[Anybody Thrilla]

Those Gallagher headbutts are always so gnarly. Same goes for the Lumbar Check. Good enough match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cedric's Lumbar Check finisher is really cool.

[slik]

short, decent match

[slik]

aka did it's job

[rez]

Not a bad match....still hate the division though.

[KIRA]

OK not bad at all

[KIRA]

Theres Cole emphasizing their "friendship" again wanna hit him in the face with a claw hammer

[Anybody Thrilla]

Three out of four of the matches so far have been womens matches.

[slik]

This show is moving along at a nice pace imo

[KIRA]

Those Gallagher headbutts are always so gnarly. Same goes for the Lumbar Check. Good enough match.

I cringe a bit

[KIRA]

Bliss and Mickie are gonna need to step it up

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the tweet shown from the Rock included him telling some guy to F off in the replies.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">�� ���� I like the dry wit<br>Correct, I do in fact know wrestling isn’t real. Thats why I said “have fun”. I also know, you can go fuck yourself.</p>&mdash; Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/922243500841820161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 22, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

So I know this is another women's match, but one would think, unless they have an impromptu match later, this one has to go like 20-25 minutes to kill time, right?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Asuka v. Alexa is gonna be dope one day.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if Chuck Caruso has any interest in making out with me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

...and then Mickie wore mom jeans. Nice.

[Emperor Smeat]

Mickie trying to one up Gentleman Jack Gallagher by wrestling in jeans for her match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mickie looking surprisingly fine in denim.

[KIRA]

Where is RP Bliss is talking about his favorite thing

[KIRA]

like that gear Mickie has on

[Triple A]

horny

[Anybody Thrilla]

I gotta say, both of these chicks would get it pretty hard.

[rez]

another ass slap. mm

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are we just going to act like Mickie wasn't trying to lick Trish's vagina at Wrestlemania?

[erickman]

Three out of four of the matches so far have been womens matches.

that's this ppv womens and 205 guys

[rez]

AJ/Fin gonna be a long match...no complaints here, though. (well, maybe that it's still demon Fin).

[KIRA]

We just got done busting rich people for sexual harrassement and then Mickie does this

[Savio]

Not interested in this match.

[rez]

Not interested in this match.

It's alright. You'll get your ass candy viewing with Fin/AJ. :love:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd like to cover Alexa's biscuit butt in gravy.

Also, there's nothing wrong with this match either.

[A.J.K]

It's alright. You'll get your ass candy viewing with Fin/AJ. :love:

:naughty:

[slik]

Tamina and Asuka are both older than Mickie iirc

[RP]

<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mickie slapped the fire out of Alexa's ass. Sure some will enjoy this.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWETLC?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWETLC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TLC2017?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TLC2017</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/HG5RZb1liO">pic.twitter.com/HG5RZb1liO</a></p>&mdash; I Make GIFs and Shit (@TheBoobieClubII) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBoobieClubII/status/922265865575428097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

There will eventually be Tables, ladders or maybe chairs in this PPV correct?

[Emperor Smeat]

There will eventually be Tables, ladders or maybe chairs in this PPV correct?

Only for the main event.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There will eventually be Tables, ladders or maybe chairs in this PPV correct?

Main event

[KIRA]

Tamina and Asuka are both older than Mickie iirc

Mickie just 2yrs older than human murder machine

[DAMN iNATOR]

FUCK. I would've been so down for a 1-3 month title reign for Mickie...oh well.

[erickman]

we want tables

[owenbrown]

Hopefully this is a slow build to Asuka destroying Alexa Bliss and taking the title

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if dudes started crying after losses?

[Emperor Smeat]

Is Mickie taking a break or something?

[Savio]

Kurt is not a guy.... He's THE guy.

[KIRA]

What if dudes started crying after losses?

HBK and Triple H cried the night after Taker beat HBK

SEXIST PIG

[Jordan]

Fuck yeah HE GOT THE GEAR NOW BABAY

[rez]

Gail Kim is 40 going on 41. Wish she'd leave that shit organization.

[slik]

It's impossible to dislike Kurt Angle

[Jordan]

So far the show has been so so for me, bunch of matches I didn't care about except the last one. Ech, now Elias. Hopefully this is good. They are both pretty exciting.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahaha he's back!!!

[owenbrown]

Elias again?!

[A.J.K]

:D We get to walk with Elias again.

[owenbrown]

Brock Lesnar would get an ultimate face pop in his hometown if he came out right now

[KIRA]

OH GOD YES

[Sepholio]

So this is how they eat up time and get Jason Jordan on the show.

Brock should eat both of them.

[RP]

If that's Romans vest, he better clean it off first. Probably has JoJo's squirt herpes on it.

[owenbrown]

Please start a Suplex City chant Minneapolis

[RP]

that song was terrible

[Anybody Thrilla]

Elias is the greatest.

[slik]

Kale deserves a title push at this point

[rez]

lol wtf

[KIRA]

Guys I feel like I just sat in on the jam sessions for Queen

[Jordan]

Brock calls Canada home now, he don't give a fuck about Minnesota.

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd not a fan of good music with the constant disrespect to The Drifter tonight.

[Sepholio]

So maybe I missed something....but has there been 3 womens matches and 2 cruiserweight matches so far?

[A.J.K]

So maybe I missed something....but has there been 3 womens matches and 2 cruiserweight matches so far?

2nd cruiserweight match

[rez]

I still wish they would have axed TLC for Halloween Havoc. They could have paced the show awesomely and Demon Fin could have made a little sense.

[KIRA]

The crowd needs to shut the fuck up that was like being on Beale street and Motown records sent their whole A squad to play

[Anybody Thrilla]

So maybe I missed something....but has there been 3 womens matches and 2 cruiserweight matches so far?

Yeah, but it's been fun.

[RP]

Two questions

Why cant none of the CW's have contact with Enzo?

And

Why does that not apply to Kalisto?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kale deserves a title push at this point

Feels surreal to read a post by Drebin in casual about Supermarket Sweep this afternoon and then see Elias get interrupted twice by Jordan tossing produce at him from a shopping cart.

[rez]

Two questions

Why cant none of the CW's have contact with Enzo?

And

Why does that not apply to Kalisto?

Kalisto "signed" his contract after the other Cruze's signed that clause.

[Savio]

Meningitis part 3

[RP]

They should have a CW Shark match where they just have Braun roaming around the ring waiting to attack.

[Sepholio]

Two questions

Why cant none of the CW's have contact with Enzo?

And

Why does that not apply to Kalisto?

Kalisto wasn't signed as a cruiserweight until after Enzos clause or something.

I'd imagine they can't have contact because he also sounds as if he is about to tap out to a viral infection as well.

[Dark One]

Meningitis: ENZO WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA

[Emperor Smeat]

Enzo sounds really different. Wonder if he's going to be next for Papa Shango's Curse ravaging the RAW roster right now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Two questions

Why cant none of the CW's have contact with Enzo?

And

Why does that not apply to Kalisto?

They can now, and Kalisto could because he joined the division after the mandate. It's all back to normal now.

[rez]

Enzo has lost his super power. I think he has the mumps

[Sepholio]

Theres only ONE WORD to describe you and I'm gonna spell it out for ya.....M-E-N-I-N-G-I-T-I-S.

[KIRA]

Mickie sounded sick in the pre show

[slik]

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[Sepholio]

I imagine Kalisto about to lose the title considering he's about to contract a mysterious illness.

[slik]

Enzo hoarse voice...maybe he has meningitis too

add Enzo to the main event please, slik <3's chaos

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

the belt is back

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that Mr. Yamaguchi San?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

All American Boys!

[KIRA]

Enzo sick as a dog they should shoot him

[Emperor Smeat]

Mickie sounded sick in the pre show

WWE should probably seriously consider shutting down for a week or two because if Enzo is now sick, that risks Smackdown's roster getting sick because of 205 Live guys also being there for Tuesdays.

[Savio]

Kalisto doesn't think Bill Gates is rich, etc.

[RP]

They all need to stop fucking eachother

[KIRA]

WWE should probably seriously consider shutting down for a week or two because if Enzo is now sick, that risks Smackdown's roster getting sick because of 205 Live guys also being there for Tuesdays.

Spreading like horror movie

[Sepholio]

Gotta admit I like the way Enzo does that stomp coming out of the corner. Looks v savage.

[RP]

If Alexis Bliss had meningitis herp squirts, i would clean her ass and vagina with my tongue and face and eyeballs and nose, until it's completely gone.

[Sepholio]

Spreading like horror movie

I heard a rumor WWE Studios is trying to score the rights to either Contagion or Outbreak for a reboot.

[KIRA]

look at him breathing all on Kalisto now hes gonna catch it