RAW THREAD 4/9/2018 - 3 Way Match for the Universal Title

[KIRA]

Bo Dallas got knocked out revived backstage and put on a suit

[Anybody Thrilla]

If the crowd mics are down, it's probably because they keep cursing loudly on live television.

[KIRA]

You know who I feel like would be a good fit hanging around Miz? Drew gulak

[Sepholio]

I am over all the chants other than "Asshole" and "Fuck You Ciampa".

Fuck You Ciampa is the greatest lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the crowd booing Rollins for making Miz's kid cry.

[KIRA]

No child anywhere in the WWE will ever beat the name Maximus Stratus

[ClockShot]

Backlash, eh.

I'd figure this would go down at Saudi Arabia, too.

[Evil Vito]

Unwoken Jeff

[RP]

JEFFY HARDY PANTIES WETTTTTTTTTTTT

[ClockShot]

Jeff Hardy's back.

Can you get back with Matt, please?

[Lock Jaw]

Jeff Hardy is back.... wish he had his singles music

[owenbrown]

Jeff with the knockoff WM 34 shirt?

[Dark One]

So far this just feels like an ordinary episode of RAW and not the grand spectacle of recent RAW After Mania shows.

There you go.

[KIRA]

All the way from an AA meeting in Cameron North Carolina

[Evil Vito]

Totally called Jeff not getting involved in the Woken stuff. There's still money to be made from him.

[RP]

Mandy Rose.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Emperor Smeat]

Between Jeff messing up his chances being in the Woken storyline and Bray coming back as ummm regular Bray for Matt's stuff, makes sense Jeff got moved into the IC scene.

[KIRA]

I wish I could fuck up in life as much as Jeff Hardy does and be given infinite shots

[RP]

I'm jealous of Mandy Rose's toilet

[ClockShot]

Anybody else just see Samoa Joe in a ladder match with Miz, Rollins, and Balor at the Greatest Royal Rumble show?

[Evil Vito]

lol yeah they blatantly just spoiled a Joe return later

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Bayley about to turn?

[KIRA]

At this point it's a crime that Matt is not more popular than his brother

[Sepholio]

I wish I could fuck up in life as much as Jeff Hardy does and be given infinite shots

That's it. Jeff knows cheat codes.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

At this point it's a crime that Matt is not more popular than his brother

Jeff has "it", Matt does not.

[Anybody Thrilla]

At this point it's a crime that Matt is not more popular than his brother

I dunno, Jeff's a LOT more entertaining.

[RP]

I wish Paige would go away

[Frank Drebin]

Guess what time it is, Lock Jaw???

[KIRA]

I can't wait for John Cena's heel promo about how he wasn't prepared at Mania because he was drunk off his ass

[rez]

still feel blessed we didn't have to endure a kid rock performance last night

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S BOSS TIME, FRANKKY D!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Corey just have a brain fart or something?

What he said about Sasha barely made any sense as a counter to what Coachman said about her.

[KIRA]

Is Jeff Hardy more entertaining guys I mean matt actually does wrestle his brother just jumps off shit and his promo skills are terrible

[ClockShot]

I wish WWE could just fast forward to the inevitable Sasha/Bayley steel cage match where they just kill each other.

We're all waiting for it.

[Emperor Smeat]

UK crowd really loves that song for Bayley. Too bad it died down quickly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Jeff Hardy more entertaining guys I mean matt actually does wrestle his brother just jumps off shit and his promo skills are terrible

Yeah. Way more entertaining.

[KIRA]

Come on Bailey I need you to lose it and beat Sasha bloody and then flip off the fans.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Is Jeff Hardy more entertaining guys I mean matt actually does wrestle his brother just jumps off shit and his promo skills are terrible

Matt tries harder. Studies the game more. By all means is a "better" worker. But as I said, Jeff has the "it" factor, and it makes all the difference.

[Frank Drebin]

I want Jeff to paint his eyes like he used to in TNA and walk down a long as fuck ramp at the RR or WM with his eyes closed.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't know why they'd want to remind anyone of Raw 25.

[RP]

I want Mandy Rose's sweaty underwear on or around my face.

[Savio]

Hate hearing the announcers bicker.

[Evil Vito]

Matt's always been at his best when he's doing something wacky. V1 was hilarious. His feud/partnership with MVP was silly in all the best ways. And Broken/Woken Matt is unlike anything I've seen before and whether you love it or hate it, it gets everyone talking. Nothing against the dude but Matt just being regular Matt is boring.

Jeff just has the ever-elusive "it" factor where you can just have him be himself and people will always be way into him. It's understandable why WWE would try to cash in on that.

[Dark One]

I don't know why they'd want to remind anyone of Raw 25.

Probably for all the people in the Manhattan Center that only saw like 10% of it and didn't know what happened.

[KIRA]

still feel blessed we didn't have to endure a kid rock performance last night

That was the greatest gift that this Mania gave us
Blessed indeed

[Frank Drebin]

Guess what time it is, Lock Jaw???

IT'S BOSS TIME, FRANKKY D!!

Lock Jaw and I would like to announce that we

are friends

[Anybody Thrilla]

Coach is hilarious.

[RP]

Rofl Sasha Botch

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sasha should have won by DQ after Bayley struck her.

[KIRA]

Matt's always been at his best when he's doing something wacky. V1 was hilarious. His feud/partnership with MVP was silly in all the best ways. And Broken/Woken Matt is unlike anything I've seen before and whether you love it or hate it, it gets everyone talking. Nothing against the dude but Matt just being regular Matt is boring.

Jeff just has the ever-elusive "it" factor where you can just have him be himself and people will always be way into him. It's understandable why WWE would try to cash in on that.
That's nothing next to having senior Benjamin

[RP]

Ew Paige is so gross.

[ClockShot]

Paige going bye-bye.

Finally.

[Emperor Smeat]

So Bayley's big plan was to cost Sasha the match no matter what happened.

If she had hit Mandy, Sasha gets a DQ loss.

[RP]

yay Paige is gone. WOO WOOO

[KIRA]

God dammit Bailey stop being conflicted and just break her kneecaps

[Dark One]

PAIGE HERE

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY NEW MOVIE

[RP]

At least she left us with some great Pornhub videos.

[ClockShot]

I'm retiring.

HERE'S THE TRAILER FOR THE ROCK'S NEW MOVIE BASED ON ME!

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Paige finally came to terms with her career being over for good.

[RP]

I bet she plugs her movie.

[Triple A]

damn, parents called me with computer problems and was on the phone with them for an hour , , ,

[rez]

Alberto Del Riopatron gonna interrupt this

[RP]

" Now here's a clip of my new movie "

[KIRA]

Okay is that Paige's real mouth or is it that thing where people make their lips Bigger by applying lipstick a certain way if it's her real lips her surgeon needs to be sued

[rez]

damn, parents called me with computer problems and was on the phone with them for an hour , , ,

force them all onto chromebooks

[Lock Jaw]

WWE Paige's makeup since her return made her "unattractive"......

But sad that her career is done...... really enjoyed WWE Paige..... her feud vs AJ Lee was great.....

[Dark One]

Okay is that Paige's real mouth or is it that thing where people make their lips Bigger by applying lipstick a certain way if it's her real lips her surgeon needs to be sued

Lipstick / WWE Makeup Cannon

[RP]

Ok Paige.. please leave.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Those always make me a little sad.

[Emperor Smeat]

With all the houses Paige owns, she has a very bright future in the realtor industry.

[Dark One]

WWE Paige's makeup since her return made her "unattractive"......

But sad that her career is done...... really enjoyed WWE Paige..... her feud vs AJ Lee was great.....

I do feel really bad for her. Like, there's no doubt she's made some really poor life choices, but she has had some astoundingly awful luck and bad things happen to her.

[KIRA]

This might be the happiest day of cool King's life

[RP]

Xaiver Woods shed a tear.

[KIRA]

In all seriousness you really do hate to see this happen to people

[Evil Vito]

Being forced to leave your dream job at 25 can't be easy no matter how you slice it.

[KIRA]

Being forced to leave your dream job at 25 can't be easy no matter how you slice it.

[Emperor Smeat]

I do feel really bad for her. Like, there's no doubt she's made some really poor life choices, but she has had some astoundingly awful luck and bad things happen to her.

Yeup. Felt genuinely bad for her that right when it looked like she was going to turn things around, it got abruptly cut short. Same for her missing out on being in the 1st ever Women's Rumble considering how excited and proud everyone in the division was to be in the match.

[Lock Jaw]

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH LOCK JAW

[Anybody Thrilla]

Give this man a feud, already.

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/AFjLyN6.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

No Way Jose being on RAW feels like a mistake.

His character would have fit better on Smackdown considering how thin their midcard star power is and having a better chance at getting his dancing gimmick over there.

Nah, too many guys don't have a place on that show already (Tye Dillinger says hello). He'll be fine on Raw chilling out and being the Dominican R-Truth.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did anyone catch the "I ACTUALLY RUN WITH ELIAS" sign last night?

[RP]

I think Elias is the coolest motherfucker on WWE roster and i think he's my favorite easy.

[KIRA]

"Undertaker you knew I was hammered as shit I WANT A REMATCH"

[Lock Jaw]

Amazing how much Elias has got over on the main roster..... I would have never thought this of him when he was in NXT.

[RP]

WALLLLLLLKKKKK WITH ELIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, that's pretty fucking cool.

[Dark One]

This is where he announces the release date for his iTunes album right

[KIRA]

If these mutants try to stop him while he's singing a swear

[Savio]

Fuck off cole

[RP]

This dude is getting more reaction then anyone in a while right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Finally an appreciative crowd for Elias to serenade.

[Lock Jaw]

unconventional fans not allowing themselves to be insulted

[Evil Vito]

"WELL IT IS THE NIGHT AFTER WRESTLEMANIA"

I would be okay with Michael Cole's vocal chords sealing shut for the next hour and a half.

[Dark One]

OK, that's pretty fucking cool.

WWE probably glad that "Waaaaaaalk with Ellllias" has replaced "Ennnzzzzooo Amooore"

[Savio]

"we deserve it" lol

[RP]

lol Elias is amazing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Evil Vito]

OH FUCK

[Dark One]

unconventional fans not allowing themselves to be insulted

Like when the crowd started chanting "We're stupid idiots" at Chris Jericho's attempts to burn them.

[KIRA]

He has them in the palm of his hand

[ClockShot]

Fuck.

Lashley's back.

[Lock Jaw]

OHHHHH MY!

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow didn't think Lashley was going to show up this soon.

Rumor was WWE wanted him to appear around SummerSlam time for a Lesnar feud.

[RP]

What the fuck is Apollo Crews doing here??

[ClockShot]

Let's see how this run goes.

[Lock Jaw]

"You say your name is Elias, and you like to walk..... well I say your name is Elias and you're a bathturd!"

[Dark One]

CHOC LESNAR IS HERE

[KIRA]

Elias is the best

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lashley has been great the past couple years.

[Dark One]

"You say your name is Elias, and you like to walk..... well I say your name is Elias and you're a bathturd!"

WWE gonna make millions of dollars with BATHURD shirts.

[Lock Jaw]

Has Bobby Lashley improved any, or is he still garbage?

[Savio]

Black Lesnar is back!

[Dark One]

Also they definitely AJ Styles-at-the-Rumbled Lashley by not showing his tron for like 10 seconds of his music.

[Lock Jaw]

Lashley has been great the past couple years.

Oh, ok. Thanks.

[KIRA]

And with that Vince officially canceled his Roman Reigns project to focus on his new old love

[Dark One]

Has Bobby Lashley improved any, or is he still garbage?

Didn't see much of him in Impact/TNA/GFW/Jarrettapalooza, but it sounds like he got way better in the ring and may even be passable on the mic.

[RP]

LOL that Asian guy just no selled Lashley

[Emperor Smeat]

Fun fact, if it wasn't for Micheal Hayes being a racist shithead to Lashley and his girlfriend at the time, Lashley would have very likely been the 1st African American WWE champ in WWE history during his last run in the company.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Has Bobby Lashley improved any, or is he still garbage?

He's gotten a LOT better.

[ClockShot]

"We need a job".

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if any white people will debut tonight?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhhhhh, no he fucking didn't.

[rez]

lololool wut

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at that TNA dig by Angle

[ClockShot]

OH SHIT!

[rez]

i heard tna was hiring

[Evil Vito]

LOL KURT WITH THE TNA REFERENCE

[Dark One]

HOLY SHIT

"My tag division is full but I hear TNA is hiring"

GREATEST BURN IN THE HISTORY OF RAW

[Lock Jaw]

Oh boy! Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens tonight!

[Dark One]

I fully expected Kurt to hire them back and then them to end up back on Smackdown via Superstar Shakeup because fuck consequences

[Dark One]

Oh boy! Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens tonight!

IT TRULY IS A NEW YEAR

[Loose Cannon]

WTF, a mention on TNA on WWE TV LOL

[Dark One]

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[Sepholio]

LOLOL KURT WINS. Cancel the rest of the show, we're having a celebration of Kurts greatness for the rest of the night.

[Blonde Moment]

Kevin will be the new janitor

[Mr. Nerfect]

I watched a really great Angle/Lashley match. He seems "cool." Much more confident than when he was green and pushed to the moon before he was ready in front of crowds that weren't ready to accept him.

[ClockShot]

Oh boy! Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens tonight!

NEVER AGAIN!

Actually, we've had them fight each other like 50 times since that claim.

[KIRA]

WTF, a mention on TNA on WWE TV LOL

The endorsement TNA has been looking for since it started comes way too late to matter:rofl:

[Dark One]

WTF, a mention on TNA on WWE TV LOL

Jeff Jarrett definitely gave WWE the 57.432% of the rights to the TNA name he had after the rebranding to GFW Impact Wrestling Adventure Turbo as part of the agreement to get into the HoF

[Savio]

Fun fact, if it wasn't for Micheal Hayes being a racist shithead to Lashley and his girlfriend at the time, Lashley would have very likely been the 1st African American WWE champ in WWE history during his last run in the company.

What did his GF have to do with it?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sure it's Owens/Zayn again, but at least it "means" something. Should be fun if they did in their Smackdown match against each other not that long ago.

[KIRA]

Jeff Jarrett definitely gave WWE the 57.432% of the rights to the TNA name he had after the rebranding to GFW Impact Wrestling Adventure Turbo as part of the agreement to get into the HoF

But not before he sold them on investing in global Force gold

[Dark One]

Kevin will be the new janitor

Yeah, but then what's Carl gonna do?

[Triple A]

No Way Jose really sucks........

How did the crowd react to him?

[Heisenberg]

Lashley and his cousins, damn them!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Between Jeff messing up his chances being in the Woken storyline and Bray coming back as ummm regular Bray for Matt's stuff, makes sense Jeff got moved into the IC scene.

I don't know if it makes sense he gets promoted.

I wish I could fuck up in life as much as Jeff Hardy does and be given infinite shots

It's because he's really fucking good and really charismatic.

Jeff has "it", Matt does not.

:y:

Is Jeff Hardy more entertaining guys I mean matt actually does wrestle his brother just jumps off shit and his promo skills are terrible

I used to think like this, but Jeff is so much better than Matt it isn't funnt. Go back and watch him from 2008 and 2009 where he was the hottest fucking thing they had and even Triple H was like "I'm going to put you over."

[Dark One]

Did Vince know he had signed Lashley when he re-upped Lesnar?

[Loose Cannon]

Anyone else think Hardy was turning heel on Seth and Balor earlier? it looked like such a setup.

[Lock Jaw]

AoP time

[ClockShot]

Slater & Rhyno gonna be someone's sacrificial lambs.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Feels like Authors of Pain.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I kind of expect Sami Zayn to do a masked gimmick in the future. Maybe he goes to SmackDown where he pretends to be a luchador that is definitely not Sami Zayn, only to beat Baron Corbin in a mask vs. hair match.

[ClockShot]

Here they come.

[Loose Cannon]

No Way Jose really sucks........

How did the crowd react to him?

He'll be jobbing in a few months.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: AOP finally got called up.

Poor Slater's kids, going to have to grow up without Slater being around anymore.

[Evil Vito]

Wow, I'm surprised Ellering is gonna go on the road full time with AOP.

[Dark One]

Heath Slater + Rhyno getting over and becoming the First Ever Smackdown Live Tag Champs has to be on par with the WWE machine getting Crash Holly over as a "super heavyweight."

[ClockShot]

Army of Two.

[KIRA]

Bo Dallas must have a more insane weight loss weight gain regimen than Christian Bale did

[Poit]

No Way Jose really sucks........

How did the crowd react to him?

Popped pretty well at first. Didn't last all that great.

[Loose Cannon]

Feels like Authors of Pain.

YEP

[Lock Jaw]

Looking forward to seeing AoP powerbomb people to hayell

[Loose Cannon]

still no white dudes Thrilla :lol:

want to count Ellering?

[Dark One]

Wow, I'm surprised Ellering is gonna go on the road full time with AOP.

Easy money, and presumably a way to help get his daughter a permanent spot at some point.

[Emperor Smeat]

No Way Jose really sucks........

How did the crowd react to him?

Same like with Adam Rose's debut. Crowd was happy and cheered while the match itself was just the usual squash.

[Evil Vito]

Wow, I'm surprised Ellering is gonna go on the road full time with AOP.

Orrrrrrrrrr not

[Lock Jaw]

Wow, I'm surprised Ellering is gonna go on the road full time with AOP.

Guess not

[Anybody Thrilla]

AoP as Samoa Joe's backup, please.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It may not be for long. It wouldn't surprise me if they just wanted him to be part of the act and then someone takes him out in the future.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh, so he's not there?

[Anybody Thrilla]

still no white dudes Thrilla :lol:

want to count Ellering?

Hahaha

No, he doesn't count. They just dumped him.

[Dark One]

Seems a little bit of a mistake to leave Ellering behind that soon. They could have at least used him for a few weeks to give them the extra credibility he brings, then have Cesaro/Sheamus murder him backstage or something.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh, so he's not there?

It turned out to be a robot

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh, so he's not there?

He was there for the match, but they kinda told him not to follow them back up the ramp after.

[Dark One]

Wow, I'm surprised Ellering is gonna go on the road full time with AOP.

Hahaha

No, he doesn't count. They just dumped him.

This is the night Bull Dempsey makes his return. Clearly.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seems a little bit of a mistake to leave Ellering behind that soon. They could have at least used him for a few weeks to give them the extra credibility he brings, then have Cesaro/Sheamus murder him backstage or something.

That might actually get heat and make you want to see a match.

[Dark One]

Truth or Dare is a little riskier than I remember.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He was there for the match, but they kinda told him not to follow them back up the ramp after.

Thanks for that. Are they faces or heels?

[Dark One]

That might actually get heat and make you want to see a match.

Oh.

Right.

My bad.

Forgot we just want heat that actively dissuades you from wanting to see something.

[Lock Jaw]

He was there for the match, but they kinda told him not to follow them back up the ramp after.

We should all just feed Noid false info since he isn't watching. I think you mean that it was a robot.

[Dark One]

Thanks for that. Are they faces or heels?

They murdered Slater and Rhyno in like 40 seconds, so hard to tell yet. I'd assume ditching the manager is to make them faces, especially if they're going to clash with Cesaro/Sheamus in Saudi Arabia, but too early to know for sure.

[ClockShot]

Crank the volume up to 11.

Here come the boobirds for Roman.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Lock Jaw]

Listen to these unconventional fans boo Roman Reigns!

[Dark One]

We should all just feed Noid false info since he isn't watching. I think you mean that it was a robot.

AND THEN WILLIAM REGAL RETURNED AND RIPPED THE ROBOT'S ARMS OFF AND FENDED OFF THE AOP WITH THE SPARKING ARMS

[KIRA]

I'm going to laugh my ass off if Saudi Arabia Boos Roman when he wins the belt

[Loose Cannon]

I have a feeling the AoP won't work in the big leagues. people will tire of the squash matches quick. i don't think either of them can talk either. could be wrong, but i'm not sold on NXT tag teams now and days

[Dark One]

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[rez]

shutup, cole. dont give a shit

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, why does Roman get a rematch? He got his ass kicked.

[Loose Cannon]

turn this guy for god sakes.

[Evil Vito]

Am I supposed to feel bad for Roman? He already has another title match. So like who the fuck cares?

[Dark One]

I have a feeling the AoP won't work in the big leagues. people will tire of the squash matches quick. i don't think either of them can talk either. could be wrong, but i'm not sold on NXT tag teams now and days

They talked briefly a couple of months ago on NXT and it was okay. They've done really well in long form matches. They've come along a LONG LONG way from accidentally killing people like a year or so ago.

Still don't think they'll surge on the main roster since they excelled in matches with a story, and that shit don't fly up here.

[Lock Jaw]

Lol, why does Roman get a rematch? He got his ass kicked.

Because he's THE BIG DOG!!!

[Dark One]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman looks sad. Commentary is so bad.

[Triple A]

still no white dudes Thrilla :lol:

want to count Ellering?

Rezar is white . . . Albanian

[ClockShot]

Just walk away.

[rez]

Rezar is white . . . Albanian

how you know

[KIRA]

How does Vince want us to feel bad for a dude who gets automatic title shots after he loses

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ew. Forgot Raw got a new red and white logo. Looks like a supermarket chain.

[Evil Vito]

I will say, even though I'm a sucker for all of the call-ups and returns, the formula of this show is kinda tired since it's now the 4th or 5th year they've run it this way. Just endless one minute squashes to debut a ton of people.

[Dark One]

THEY JUST CRACKED THE CODE!

If Roman just talks about getting his ass kicked all the time, he'll get cheered!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Reigns reads the dirtsheets

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman's a bad actor. No babyface charisma.

[ClockShot]

OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH!

[KIRA]

He's trying the whole I'm here Brock Lesnar isn't thing after brought just whipped his ass that's again not going to work

[Dark One]

"Vince McMahon couldn't even look me in the eye and smarten me up."

Oh.

Roman didn't realize wrestling was a work. Everything suddenly makes a lot more sense.

[Loose Cannon]

worked shoot time.

[Lock Jaw]

I will say, even though I'm a sucker for all of the call-ups and returns, the formula of this show is kinda tired since it's now the 4th or 5th year they've run it this way. Just endless one minute squashes to debut a ton of people.

Yeah.... wish they would do some call-ups or returns on various other shows through the year to "spice things up"

[Dark One]

"I don't know what the story is behind this!"

Neither do we Roman.

[Dark One]

"If they keep putting me in matches with Brock Lesnar, the story will end with me becoming Universal Champion."

That's what we're all afraid of.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hahaha, Roman is being such a little bitch.

[Triple A]

how you know

just guessed

[Dark One]

Michael Cole sounds like he's reading Samoa Joe's return out of a phonebook.

[Lock Jaw]

Add Joe to the cage match and give him the title

[Anybody Thrilla]

PLEASSSSEEEEEEEE pair AOP with Samoa Joe. They'll be the Joetourage.

[Dark One]

Cole's call for Joe's interruption has to be up there with Todd Grisham's "It's... It's Christian" call.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Roman looks worried Joe is there. He's such a heel.

[KIRA]

God knows I love Samoa Joe but he looked a little bit like King Hippo coming out. Glad he's back I hope he kills Roman Reigns

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure what is worse, WWE wanting Cena to squash Joe for months but didn't happen or Reigns squashing Joe instead.

[Dark One]

PLEASSSSEEEEEEEE pair AOP with Samoa Joe. They'll be the Joetourage.

Joebros

[Dark One]

PLEASSSSEEEEEEEE pair AOP with Samoa Joe. They'll be the Joetourage.

Joebros

Who are we kidding.

It would be Team Joe (tm)

[KIRA]

Whose idea is it to keep putting Roman up against people who are infinitely more popular than he is I swear they want him to get booed

[Sepholio]

UHG Samoa Joe getting interrupted by an amber alert >_< DAMN YOU CHILD ABDUCTORS >_<

[Loose Cannon]

how have we not had a Somoan Group in WWE yet. Haku and Rakishi and the tag teams of the 70's/80's don't count.

[Evil Vito]

Great promo from Joe

[Emperor Smeat]

Whose idea is it to keep putting Roman up against people who are infinitely more popular than he is I swear they want him to get booed

Same person who did it with Cena for years.

[Triple A]

I have a feeling the AoP won't work in the big leagues. people will tire of the squash matches quick. i don't think either of them can talk either. could be wrong, but i'm not sold on NXT tag teams now and days

Same but feel like they will do a lot better than The Revival

[Bad News Gertner]

Is this crowd just as awful as they always are?

[RP]

Whose idea is it to keep putting Roman up against people who are infinitely more popular than he is I swear they want him to get booed

Everybody is infinitely more popular than Roman Reigns.

[Dark One]

UHG Samoa Joe getting interrupted by an amber alert >_< DAMN YOU CHILD ABDUCTORS >_<

It was probably the same fucking ninjas that kidnapped Joe years ago.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Joe is such a good promo.

[Dark One]

Is this crowd just as awful as they always are?

I'd place them somewhere between Destor and Noid

[ClockShot]

Happy Joe is back.

[Evil Vito]

Roman's a bad actor. No babyface charisma.

What ever do you mean?

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/roman-reigns-tlc-promo.jpg?quality=95&w=650

[Bad News Gertner]

I'd place them somewhere between Destor and Noid

There's no way the crowd is that good

[Dark One]

So how many minutes are they going to dedicate to the Raw 25 WWE24 to the riots that happened in the Manhattan Center?

Even fewer than they dedicated to actual Raw25 in the Manhattan Center?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Like, how do they expect to endear Roman by having him bitch when things don't go his way? They have to be intentionally doing this.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who's the mystery team? TM61?

[Evil Vito]

Hardy and Wyatt to beat Titus Worldwide

[Dark One]

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[KIRA]

The tagline for that raw 25 airing should be "relive the horror"

[Loose Cannon]

Like, how do they expect to endear Roman by having him bitch when things don't go his way? They have to be intentionally doing this.

it kind of reminded me of Bret Hart in 97 right before his heel turn.....which would be the perfect gimmick for Reigns. Just whine and complain every week

[Dark One]

Who's the mystery team? TM61?

The Ealy Brothers

[Sepholio]

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[Lock Jaw]

Who will Titus Worldwide face..... what other teams are there.....

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hardy and Wyatt to beat Titus Worldwide

Ohhhhhhhh, duhhhhhhhhh

[Loose Cannon]

Same but feel like they will do a lot better than The Revival

i didn't realize how small and bland those guys looked until they came to Raw.