RAW THREAD 4/9/2018 - 3 Way Match for the Universal Title

[RP]

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Brock Lesnar
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Roman Reigns
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Nicholas

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Was actually wondering if they were going to do a 3-way, then clicked in here. Damn it, got me good.

[Triple A]

None of ur pics work...

Hugely botched thread..........

[Triple A]

smh @ putting the article URL (https://www.psu.com/news/wwe-roman-reigns-could-save-videogames/) in the image tags rather than the image url . . . .

[ClockShot]

Thread should be titled Rawaftermania. The 2nd best day in WWE.

[RP]

Why is this thread so jacked? Let the pro's make the RAW thread pls thanks

[Frank Drebin]

Always love the Raw after WM. Maybe my 2nd favorite show of the year after the Royal Rumble. This year is really interesting because previous years, especially last year, you pretty much knew who was getting called up. Not as obvious this year. Hoping for a couple of nice debuts/huge crowd pops tonight (and tomorrow too I guess).

[Shisen Kopf]

Nicholas only has 2 belts to go to get the triple crown

[RP]

nicholas banged hookers in the alley's of the French Quarter last night.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Thanks for starting the thread, RP!

Also, everyone else posting here tonight, I will be taking suggestions for RP's new avatar for the next month, seeing as to how I won our bet about AJ and Nakamura not headlining Wrestlemania. Keep it safe for work, though.

[Ruien]

Picture of Nicholas with the tag belt!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Picture of Nicholas with the tag belt!

Ohhhhh, I like that. I like that a lot. Let's let it breathe, though. Don't want to blow our wad just yet.

[Dark One]

Raw After Mania?

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[RP]

Nicholas vs Goldberg's son as the Main Event tonight

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who wins between Nicholas Cone and Gage Goldberg?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Whoa.

[ClockShot]

Wonder if Nicholas will be there tonight?

Braun on a cell phone: "Can Nick come out and fight tonight.?"

Nick's Mom: "Sorry, Braun. He can't. He has homework."

Braun: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? (In his loud BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN voice)"

[RP]

dafuq

[Dark One]

Unrelated but too good not to post:

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[Lock Jaw]

What up everyone..... Lock Jaw is in the house to bring the light back into your lives......

Watched Wrestlemania today, and that's not enough wrestling I guess, so let's strap in for 3 hours more!

[Dark One]

They gonna have a Greatest Royal Rumble sign in the rafters tonight for Roman to point to?

[Shisen Kopf]

Make this his avatar

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[Anybody Thrilla]

I could honestly watch 24 hours of wrestling every day.

[ClockShot]

Alright. Let's go.

Good evening, boys and girls.

[Evil Vito]

Here we goooooooooooooooooo

[Anybody Thrilla]

Steph starts this? After all that yesterday?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was hoping she would sell the broken arm, so I guess this could still be cool.

[ClockShot]

Nice sell job, Steph.

[Evil Vito]

Can't wait for the announcers to remind us that the fans boo people they actually like at this Raw

[Lock Jaw]

How long until Cole tells us these fans are "unconventional"

[Dark One]

Well, the important thing is she can still sign checks.

[Dark One]

How long until Cole tells us these fans are "unconventional"

5 minutes

[Triple A]

Interested in Raw

But worried there will be a 30 min The Miz match, then a third hour mostly filled with like R-Truth, Goldust and Gallows & Anderson

[Dark One]

"Stephanie held her own" against Ronda Rousey.

Gonna need you to get the fuck out Coach.

[Savio]

Who wins between Nicholas Cone and Gage Goldberg?

I hope Nicholas & Gage become a tag team.

[Lock Jaw]

Steph saying foreign people smell

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dunno why, but I'm already into this.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[ClockShot]

Get to the point Steph.

3 hours and a wild crowd in the house.

[rez]

thank you, steph!

[Dark One]

Dunno why, but I'm already into this.

Molten crowd always helps.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damn, Steph is good.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Molten crowd always helps.

Oh yeah, been a minute.

[Evil Vito]

Wonder how much Joan Jett would've charged to play Ronda to the ring at Mania

[Lock Jaw]

Ronda always very happy and smiling to be there.... she loves to have fun

[Mr. Nerfect]

So far it sounds exactly like the Raws heading into Mania. Is it?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the BS chants

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ronda always very happy and smiling to be there.... she loves to have fun

Ronda doesn't JUST love to have fun, though.

[ClockShot]

Steph being honest and revealing the grand master plan for Ronda to everybody.

[Evil Vito]

Hahaha Steph trying to attach herself to Ronda

[Lock Jaw]

Ronda need to learn how to "stay serious"

[Anybody Thrilla]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RP]

LOL Steph is a try hard.

[Lock Jaw]

SHUT THE F*** UP chants.....

Won't someone please think of the children....... think of Nicholas......

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

this is right out of the night after Wrestlemania 14 with Vince and Austin.

[Evil Vito]

How much money does green shirt guy have that he's front row camera side in the same seat literally every single show?

[Emperor Smeat]

That little face Ronda makes before locking in the armbar is great.

[Triple A]

Heinous assault...

[RP]

That was very mean Ronda

[Dark One]

SHUT THE F*** UP chants.....

Won't someone please think of the children....... think of Nicholas......

Nicholas is a grown-ass man now. He has more titles in WWE than Sting.

[Lock Jaw]

Ronda physically assaulting a defensless woman..... :nono:

[ClockShot]

Okay then. Kept that to 10 minutes.

Moving right along.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ronda Rousey is the shit. I'm blown away.

[Dark One]

"Rebel Ronda Rousey" Get the fuck out.

[Evil Vito]

Feel like they're now gonna suspend Ronda til SummerSlam

[owenbrown]

Wonder how much Joan Jett would've charged to play Ronda to the ring at Mania

Whatever their pyro budget was :shifty:

[Shisen Kopf]

Ronda is a bully

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

ROWDY RONDA SHOULD CHANGE HER NAME TO REBEL RONDA.

Oh my god I hope Michael Cole burns in hell.

[Lock Jaw]

Poor Steph.......

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Rousey/Steph the new Austin/McMahon?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the "You Deserve it" and "Nah Nah Nah Goodbye" chants. Really hope WWE didn't expect that to be a sympathy spot for Steph.


How much money does green shirt guy have that he's front row camera side in the same seat literally every single show?

Think its either him or someone else that people have speculated online proably has a friend or relative working in the WWE who snags those tickets for him for cheap.

[Lock Jaw]

lol JoJo

[RP]

Steph tit was really close to making a cameo there.

[ClockShot]

What the?

Was that JoJo with that announcement?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Is Rousey/Steph the new Austin/McMahon?

that is their intent.

[Lock Jaw]

non-traditional audience

don't believe anything they say or do

[Emperor Smeat]

Is Rousey/Steph the new Austin/McMahon?
Think that was the rumored plan according to the Observer.

Idea was to use Ronda to boost Steph's mainstream appeal and create the female version of that feud.

[Dark One]

Hahahahahahaha

"Ladies and gentlemen, maybe please have a little respect for Stephanie McMahon."

[owenbrown]

yeah Poit and Slik show some respect to Stephanie :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Steph being honest and revealing the grand master plan for Ronda to everybody.


Is Rousey/Steph the new Austin/McMahon?

:y:

[Evil Vito]

Whoever came up with the idea to have JoJo ask for a little respect for Stephanie deserves a raise.

[Dark One]

"Just pretend this night doesn't exist four hours from now."

[Savio]

Yes Corey they normally cheer Steph.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Trying to get out of bad booking and calling wrestlemania crowd bizarro crowd.

[Lock Jaw]

oh no

A draft next week

Everyone good from SD going to RAW, and the RAW castaways and leftovers going to SD......

[Dark One]

oh no

A draft next week

Everyone good from SD going to RAW, and the RAW castaways and leftovers going to SD......

I look forward to the Smackdown Summerslam Main Event:

Curt Hawkins vs Sunil Singh

[Evil Vito]

I can't stress enough how much it pisses me off that WWE feel the need to explain that it's a "non-traditional crowd" every year.

These are fans that have spent four figures to fly in and be there for multiple events. It's insulting.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just heard Nia's theme as "I don't need tickets to Thanksgiving", and I couldn't be any happier.

[ClockShot]

Nia wins the Women's belt.

Cape attachment unlocked.

[Lock Jaw]

I can't stress enough how much it pisses me off that WWE feel the need to explain that it's a "non-traditional crowd" every year.

These are fans that have spent four figures to fly in and be there for multiple events. It's insulting.

TPWW Universe, please disregard this post. #BrotherVito DELETED is a "non-traditional" poster, and his views are different and to be ridiculed.

[Lock Jaw]

Nia's WM-gear (and tonight) is "bad"

[Emperor Smeat]

I look forward to the Smackdown Summerslam Main Event:

Curt Hawkins vs Sunil Singh

Don't give WWE any ideas or else they might seriously consider doing this as another India experiment for the Blue Brand.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bizarro crowd loves Nia Jax AND Alexa Bliss, you see.

[Dark One]

"You deserve it" for Nia?

Really?

Really?

[KIRA]

The you deserve it Chant has lost all meaning

[Evil Vito]

Tonight's theme is tough women smiling broadly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Those dudes for sure just took a pic of Alexa's ass. Amazing.

[ClockShot]

Get in the ring and fight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nia's voice fucking sucks. Also, so do the words she says with it.

[Lock Jaw]

Tonight's theme is tough women smiling broadly.

Tough broads smiling womanly

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhh, I honestly forgot what Raw this was. Let's get it!

[ClockShot]

Ember's here.

[Evil Vito]

Ember!!!

[Lock Jaw]

EMBER MOON IS HERE!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

The you deserve it Chant has lost all meaning

Remember when they gave it to Naomi when she beat someone two years into her pro career for the belt?

[Savio]

Nicholas?

[RP]

Naomi on RAW????????????

[Emperor Smeat]

Hope the main roster does a better job developing Moon's character than NXT did. Probably won't but that was the big thing she lacked there.

[Lock Jaw]

If Ember Moon was coming up to the main roster, I would have had Asuka win last night, and then after a rematch or two with Charlotte (Asuka winning), pick up her feud with Ember Moon.

[KIRA]

Oh shit

[Dark One]

Hope the main roster does a better job developing Moon's character than NXT did. Probably won't but that was the big thing she lacked there.

"Spooky Contacts"

The end.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hopefully Iconic Duo destroys both teams after the match. Or form a female version of The Shield with Emma.

[Lock Jaw]

Infinity War trailer..... almost here baby

[Evil Vito]

I reallllllllllly want AOP on SmackDown to feud with the Bludgeon Brothers, but my gut tells me they'll show up tonight to take the belts off of Braun and Nicholas.

[Mr. Nerfect]

"Spooky Contacts"

The end.

Was going to ask what sets her apart from all the other women that just stand around while Stephanie McMahon announces "firsts," but then I saw this. Thanks. :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I reallllllllllly want AOP on SmackDown to feud with the Bludgeon Brothers, but my gut tells me they'll show up tonight to take the belts off of Braun and Nicholas.

That makes all of the sense in the world.

[Savio]

Axe commercial sound like it's saying "Suck my ball"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

ember makes me happy in the pantular region.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can see Braun holding the belts for a while. Either that or Kurt strips him because you can't team with kids, you fucking idiot, and they vacate the belts and AOP win a tournament.

[Dark One]

Axe commercial sound like it's saying "Suck my ball"

I've thought that for a while and I'm almost afraid to find out and confirm that is actually what it's saying.

[ClockShot]

Crowd's gonna pop big for the Eclipse.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can see Braun holding the belts for a while. Either that or Kurt strips him because you can't team with kids, you fucking idiot, and they vacate the belts and AOP win a tournament.

That's even better. They're good at tournaments in canon.

[Evil Vito]

ember makes me happy in the pantular region.

You and me both :naughty:

[RP]

Nia Jax is getting bigger by the week

[Dark One]

lol at Alexa and Mickie trying to "out-sore" the other to avoid having to start the match.

[RP]

botch

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ember looking REAL good in that debut.

[ClockShot]

BAH-GAWD FLYING STUNNER!

[Anybody Thrilla]

lol at Alexa and Mickie trying to "out-sore" the other to avoid having to start the match.

That was amazing.

[RP]

Bliss sold that finisher pretty damn good.

[ClockShot]

Don't fuck this up, Kurt.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder what Ember Moon will do...... with two face champions.... she probably just gonna do nothing......

[RP]

NICHOLAS THE GREAT

[Dark One]

Wonder what Ember Moon will do...... with two face champions.... she probably just gonna do nothing......

Like most of her time in NXT probably just be so GOSH DARNED HAPPY TO BE HERE

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Nicholas.

[Dark One]

Nicholas roughly 10-15x more over than Roman Reigns.

[ClockShot]

I can live with that.

[Evil Vito]

LOL they just relinquished them

[Lock Jaw]

why would Braun relinquish..... just get a new kid every night.....

[Sepholio]

Didn't they announce that as a submission tag match? Musta misheard them I guess.

[Evil Vito]

NO WAY JOSE

[owenbrown]

Nicholas already a better promo than Roman

[RP]

I can do without No Way Jose forever.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh my god, that Nicholas segment was incredible. I'm definitely not mad about last night.

[Lock Jaw]

The NXT debut of the century, NO WAY JOSE

[Dark One]

"Nicholas has a scheduling conflict... He's still in the 4th grade."

Amazing.

Sports Entertained.

[KIRA]

NOOOOO BRAUN I wanted you to melt them into one built and wear them both

[Poit]

yeah Poit and Slik show some respect to Stephanie :shifty:

Hey owen,

Shut the fuck up.

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

[Anybody Thrilla]

No Way Jose is fine. Just fine, though.

[Dark One]

No Way Jose's decent, but definitely reeks of a "You've been in developmental forever, we got nothing else to do, fuck it, come on up and then have matches on Superstars until you're dead."

[Dark One]

yeah Poit and Slik show some respect to Stephanie :shifty:

Hey owen,

Shut the fuck up.

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

YOU DESERVE IT
YOU DESERVE IT
YOU DESERVE IT
YOU DESERVE IT

[owenbrown]

Nicholas roughly 10-15x more over than Roman Reigns.

goddammit Dark One :shifty:

[RP]

Nicholas pop louder that every Roman Reigns pop recorded together.

[Emperor Smeat]

No Way Jose being on RAW feels like a mistake.

His character would have fit better on Smackdown considering how thin their midcard star power is and having a better chance at getting his dancing gimmick over there.

[KIRA]

No way Jose brought up from NXT to be the jobber I know he's going to be

[owenbrown]

Hey owen,

Shut the fuck up.

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

ok :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

No Way Jose's decent, but definitely reeks of a "You've been in developmental forever, we got nothing else to do, fuck it, come on up and then have matches on Superstars until you're dead."

The Tye Dillenger Effect

[Evil Vito]

No Way Jose will be a harmless fun undercard guy. There's always gonna be a spot for someone like him.

[Black Widow]

No Way Jose is fine. Just fine, though.Looks just as dumb as Fandango but at least Fandango is hot.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

"Nicholas has a scheduling conflict... He's still in the 4th grade."

Amazing.

Sports Entertained.

I popped. :lol:

[Poit]

Looks just as dumb as Fandango but at least Fandango is hot.

I mean, I wouldn't kick No Way Jose out of bed.

[rez]

the fuck is a no way jose? did michelle tanner join the wwe universe?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Adam Rose is back! Just more tan, now.

[Savio]

Don't want to hear this song anymore.

[Evil Vito]

THE ROSEBUDS HAVE RETURNED!

[ClockShot]

So this is No Way Jose.

Adam Rose comes to mind.

I don't know why.

[Lock Jaw]

Adam Rose looks different

[KIRA]

Vince will once again decide the Smackdown roster is too good try to raid it and stick us with Curt Hawkins and Primo and Epico

[Anybody Thrilla]

I mean, I wouldn't kick No Way Jose out of bed.

Yeah, but you're not racist.

[Dark One]

Glad to see they pulled the costumes out of storage from Adam Rose's tenure.

[Emperor Smeat]

All that is missing is someone dressed up as a bunny and No Way Jose would have the seeds planted for a future heel turn.

[RP]

mini Rhino

[KIRA]

Dear god It's literally the same gimmick as Adam rose

[Dark One]

Vince will once again decide the Smackdown roster is too good try to rate it and stick us with Curt Hawkins and Primo and Epico

Smackdown's main event scene:

Curt Hawkins, Sunil Singh, Bo Dallas, and Tino Sabbotelli.

[Frank Drebin]

What was that?

[ClockShot]

I turned to type and the match is over?

[Lock Jaw]

All that is missing is someone dressed up as a bunny and No Way Jose would have the seeds planted for a future heel turn.

There is a bunny

[Dark One]

mini Rhino

It's nice to know that Rhyno and Adam Cole's chimera baby grew up to become a wrestler just like his daddies.

[Emperor Smeat]

There is a bunny

Needs to be the full costume and not just a mask.

[Lock Jaw]

I mean, I wouldn't kick No Way Jose out of bed.

Would you kick slik out...... like if he hypothetically broke in and crawled into your hotel room bed

[RP]

can this stop now

[Frank Drebin]

I was thinking during nxt "wonder if they're repackaging No Way Jose. Haven't seen him on TV in forever." So now I have my answer. They're gonna toss him to the wolves.

[KIRA]

Man it's going to take a massive gimmick overhaul for him to go anywhere I hate to say it

[Dark One]

What was that?

The No Way Jose experience.

Which is just as long as AAA would last with a prostitute.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kurt just mesmerized by No Way Jose. Plus subliminally planting his theme song in a Bar segment.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

It would have been way better if Jose lost the match in the same amount of time but still did his schtick on the way out.

[Dark One]

I was thinking during nxt "wonder if they're repackaging No Way Jose. Haven't seen him on TV in forever." So now I have my answer. They're gonna toss him to the wolves.

May as well get a couple of months of t-shirt and theme sales before they release him I guess.

[Dark One]

Wasn't the Tag Team Eliminator an American Gladiators event

[Evil Vito]

Hmm, The Bar aren't getting their rematch until Greatest Royal Rumble? I definitely had them pegged for SmackDown in the Shake-Up.

Then again that didn't stop them from doing interbrand title matches right after the shake-up last year. Could be that the Bar go to SmackDown but revert to Raw if they win the belts or something.

[ClockShot]

TAG TEAM ELIMINATOR!

Teams must go up the conveyor belt, cross the spinning cylinder, use the monkey bars, climb the cargo net, ride the zip line, dodge the gladiator at the end and cross the finish line.

At least, that how I hope this happens. American Gladiators style.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It would have been way better if Jose lost the match in the same amount of time but still did his schtick on the way out.

Either that, or a Goldberg-like debut of the jobber he was facing.

[Frank Drebin]

May as well get a couple of months of t-shirt and theme sales before they release him I guess.

Those stop sign t shirts are/were the worst. I'm sure they have a warehouse of them they need to unload.

[Black Widow]

Yeah, but you're not racist.
I'd hookup with a black guy/mexican guy but they'd have to be a perfect 10 to make an exception.

[Emperor Smeat]

I was thinking during nxt "wonder if they're repackaging No Way Jose. Haven't seen him on TV in forever." So now I have my answer. They're gonna toss him to the wolves.

They pretty much went as far as they could with the gimmick in NXT without pushing him into the title scene. Probably why his gimmick's shelf life is going to be the same for RAW.

[Frank Drebin]

Also, Dark One is a no repping phony.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd hookup with a black guy/mexican guy but they'd have to be a perfect 10 to make an exception.

Hey, I'm so happy for you.

[KIRA]

You know what though I will say I thought Elias was doomed when he got to raw and he's been killing it

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I'd hookup with a black guy/mexican guy but they'd have to be a perfect 10 to make an exception.

ewwww feel like these perfect 10 blacks/mexicans wouldn't be okay with your stinky cooch.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is this just a two week tournament or what?

[Danny Electric]

I'm sure I saw Braun walk past No Way Jose in his quest to find Nicholas last night and thought that he would be the tag partner.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish The Revival didn't suck on the main roster, and also I don't care about Gallows/Anderson at all

[ClockShot]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA!

[Emperor Smeat]

Is this just a two week tournament or what?

Pretty much considering the Saudi show is in 3 weeks.

[Frank Drebin]

Wish The Revival didn't suck on the main roster, and also I don't care about Gallows/Anderson at all

I love the Revival bit this is exactly what every fan of them knew would happen to them on the main roster.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm sure I saw Braun walk past No Way Jose in his quest to find Nicholas last night and thought that he would be the tag partner.

I definitely saw him too.

[ClockShot]

Something happening in the audience.

[Dark One]

Also, Dark One is a no repping phony.

I feel like I've repped you recently despite our marriage being on the skids.

Have you tried posting a GIF?

[Shisen Kopf]

Revival are basically The Ascension without the face paint

[Lock Jaw]

I'm sure I saw Braun walk past No Way Jose in his quest to find Nicholas last night and thought that he would be the tag partner.

Walked past EC3 and a bunch of other NXT people too

[Shisen Kopf]

Nevermind

[Anybody Thrilla]

That match was actually pretty decent for what it was. I REALLY want the Revival to do well, but like Drebin said, I'm not shocked otherwise.

[Dark One]

Something happening in the audience.

Going to assume it involves beachballs.

[Lock Jaw]

I love the Revival bit this is exactly what every fan of them knew would happen to them on the main roster.

They could be good on Smackdown maybe, where the tag division is currently actually cared about.

[Black Widow]

ewwww feel like these perfect 10 blacks/mexicans wouldn't be okay with your stinky cooch.You never been close enough to a woman to know what does/doesn't smell.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Walked past EC3 and a bunch of other NXT people too

They trolled us right until the end.

[Dark One]

How can John Cena be the face of Make a Wish when he's never even won a kid a championship

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

and you've never washed yr cooch

[Poit]

Something happening in the audience.

Fucking beach balls.

[ClockShot]

Seth Rollins.

So I heard he came out at The Night King last night.

How many nicknames/titles is he up to now? Like 10?

[Poit]

Would you kick slik out...... like if he hypothetically broke in and crawled into your hotel room bed

If I was single, I would totes invite him to my hotel room.

[Poit]

and you've never washed yr cooch

Can we, like, not discuss a troll's vagina?

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to assume it involves beachballs.

WWE probably going to send their resident beach ball destructor, Cesaro, to get rid of that situation.

[rez]

You never been close enough to a woman to know what does/doesn't smell.

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[Frank Drebin]

If I was single, I would totes invite him to my hotel room.

Slik you wanna come to my hotel
I would consider giving you my room key

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Can we, like, not discuss a troll's vagina?

you just don't like vaginas.

[Emperor Smeat]

IC title is going to look really good on Rollins whenever he wears his white gear.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I have a good feeling about a Seth Rollins IC tite reign.

[Dark One]

I have a good feeling about a Seth Rollins IC tite reign.

He's gonna lose it to like Almas tonight. Watch.

[Evil Vito]

With Seth being a Grand Slam champion now, I honestly had no recollection of his US title run. Probably because he was a double champion during it and it only lasted a month.

[KIRA]

Does he really need that chant he's already been world champion

[Black Widow]

and you've never washed yr coochMoron

[Dark One]

Fully expect crowd to chant "YOU DESERVE IT" at a skybox when beers get delivered

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's gonna lose it to like Almas tonight. Watch.

I would honestly love that, as long as Zelena is with him.

[Lock Jaw]

The Kingslaying Architect Pyro Grand Slam Seth Rollins

[Dark One]

I would honestly love that, as long as Zelena is with him.

Sorry to get your hopes up.

It's gonna be Riddick Moss.

[Evil Vito]

So over the "You Deserve It" chants.

[Lock Jaw]

Rainbow Balor is here

[Lock Jaw]

Wish he had painted himself as Rainbow Demon for WM

[owenbrown]

Miz probably gonna exercise his rematch clause in Saudi Arabia

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

So over the "You Deserve It" chants.

I am over all the chants other than "Asshole" and "Fuck You Ciampa".

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry to get your hopes up.

It's gonna be Riddick Moss.

It'll actually be him and Sabbatelli, and they can defend the title like Freebirds.

[owenbrown]

are the crowd mics down tonight or is it just me?

[KIRA]

LGBT FINN

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Balor would turn heel...... something about him just seems like he would make a great slimy heel......

[ClockShot]

The Miz is here?

I'd figure he'd be home playing Daddy right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

So far this just feels like an ordinary episode of RAW and not the grand spectacle of recent RAW After Mania shows.

[owenbrown]

who's the guy in the crowd dressed as President Trump?

[KIRA]

I feel like that dude dressed as Hogan is at every show am I wrong

[Lock Jaw]

who's the guy in the crowd dressed as President Trump?

That's Steve Grant

[Frank Drebin]

Love the Miz.