Official WrestleMania XXXV Thread

[slik]

Oh
.shit

How is your view, can you see ok still in the stadium??

[GD]

The IIconics win! Wow! Wasn't expecting that.

[James Steele]

Nice surprise there.

[Jordan]

Wow! Nice! IICONICS Are so gorgeous they deserve this so much!

[OssMan]

@ OssMan

when was the last time u saw any wrestling...u have 'fresh eyes' tonight it seems like
Summer Slam maybe
noh Royal Rumble... i watched da end of that

[Sepholio]

LOL the last team I expected to win takes home the gold.

[GD]

What is that

It's a wrestling (combat sport) themed steakhouse in Tokyo.

[slik]

Congratulations to the IIConics on winning the women's tag team titles!

[rez]

wow

[DAMN iNATOR]

_I6AAguhMsM

[Heisenberg]

Good, if Nia Jax won I would have shit my pants

[GD]

WWE network working well on ps4 btw... no lagging... picture is clear... thank u

Very reliable indeed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait what?

IIconics winning is a big surprise but match itself wasn't that good.

For being a historic reign, Bayley/Sasha's was pretty forgettable.

[GD]

I am not ready for this heartbreak yet.

[James Steele]

Was that really on the Empire State Building? Can’t tell anymore nowadays.

[slik]

Let's go KOFI!

[James Steele]

I smell a Big E heel turn.

[Jordan]

Just so you guys know the Empire state building is not lit up with Kofi and Daniel Bryan, I can see it from my window and it's just red and white tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Mentioned it before in the 100k wrestling thread but still think its dumb for the WWE title match to happen this early in the card.

[DAMN iNATOR]

After the previous match, I'm gonna NEED Bryan to retain. IIRC, every title on the line so far tonight has changed hands.

Oh, right Usos retained.

[rockman725]

I think Kofi wins the match here, but doesn't get the title

[Danny Electric]

Titles not changing hands here.

[Jordan]

If Bryan retains then we need to see Big E be the reason for it.

[Savio]

Most interested in this match.

[Jordan]

New NATION please!

[Danny Electric]

They are probably thinking that they will make the fans happy again with Becky winning later.

[Jordan]

Guru Dave it was RED BARON pepperoni brother.

[KIRA]

I'm happy for kofi look how pumped he is

[Jordan]

Kofi's tights look awesome.

[Danny Electric]

New NATION please!

Big E
Crews
Crush
Savio Vega

[OssMan]

Triple A you eating any food


Do you order it delivered or you pick it up

[Danny Electric]

Ye heel turn

[Triple A]

I smell a Big E heel turn.

hmmm @ Big E having a mystery box @ ringside...

[James Steele]

Daniel Bryan gonna work his ass off to put Kofi over in this match though.

[Danny Electric]

It’s gonna be vegan food or something in that box and their gonna make Kofi eat it.

[Sepholio]

I will be shocked if Big E doesn't turn here.

[slik]

Back to disliking the tron, so plain

[Triple A]

Triple A you eating any food


Do you order it delivered or you pick it up

I ordered some "Greek fries" (french fries w/ feta cheese and oregano) to be delivered earlier

Eating some roasted and salted "melon seeds" (watermelon seeds I think) right now, and drinking some tea

[DAMN iNATOR]

WtUF1nEQ_2c

[Jordan]

It’s gonna be vegan food or something in that box and their gonna make Kofi eat it.

You can't show that on PPV!

[Emperor Smeat]

hmmm @ Big E having a mystery box @ ringside...

I'd bet its a WWE title made entirely out of pancakes.

[Jordan]

I think it's a new Kofi Belt for when he wins.

[James Steele]

I'd betting a WWE title made entirely out of pancakes.

:lol: that would be very impressive

[OssMan]

Starting my taxes baby

[Triple A]

Starting my taxes baby

turbotax.com? or TurboTax app? or something else?

[slik]

Is Big E going to turn heel on Kofi, he seems 'off'

[Ruien]

Would make no sense for a heel turn right now for Big E. He just went through a gauntlet match and threatened to quit to make this match happen.

[Ruien]

New Days is a stable that should remain together forever.

[GD]

Guru Dave it was RED BARON pepperoni brother.

Ordering pizza ASAP

[Ruien]

Starting my taxes baby

Fucking turbotax wants to know my income from last year like I have that shit laying around. Just turned it off. At the end too. Fuck my life. Wonder if I make up a number if that will matter.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Starting my taxes baby

You'd BETTER be.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/wwenetwork/images/9/92/Irwin_R_Schyster_pro.png/revision/latest?cb=20160228170453

[Sepholio]

ouch painful looking botch right thar

[KIRA]

Seriously does Rowan have some kind of endorsement deal with every band on Earth

[KIRA]

You'd BETTER be.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/wwenetwork/images/9/92/Irwin_R_Schyster_pro.png/revision/latest?cb=20160228170453

Just got introduced to Shao Kahn's tax collector in Mortal Kombat 11 he's far more terrifying

[rez]

I ordered some "Greek fries" (french fries w/ feta cheese and oregano) to be delivered earlier

Eating some roasted and salted "melon seeds" (watermelon seeds I think) right now, and drinking some tea

food boner

[Jordan]

Damn that was fucking brutal.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Kofi going face first onto the table.

[OssMan]

Starting my taxes baby
Couldnt find my w2 but it was in my backpack baby..

[rez]

I had Portillo's yesterday. mmmm....italian beef/cheddar dipped in the gravy with onion rings and a chocolate malt

[OssMan]

turbotax.com? or TurboTax app? or something else?
Turbotax.com but i do have the program because of a problem where the IRS sent me some shit saying i fucked up some thing from 2014... so in order to get the return from 2014 i had to pay $60, but i had to buy the program for some reason so i have that... but i'm not gonna use it don't think... so using the website like i have in the past

[Sepholio]

lmao that was so lame

[James Steele]

Would make no sense for a heel turn right now for Big E. He just went through a gauntlet match and threatened to quit to make this match happen.

Similar deal to Rollins turning on The Shield.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Couldnt find my w2 but it was in my backpack baby..

Every post you end with "baby" makes me read it in my head in Dick Vitale's voice.

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing counter by Bryan.

Match has been pretty good soo far.

[rez]

Turbotax.com but i do have the program because of a problem where the IRS sent me some shit saying i fucked up some thing from 2014... so in order to get the return from 2014 i had to pay $60, but i had to buy the program for some reason so i have that... but i'm not gonna use it don't think... so using the website like i have in the past

I tell mah self I'm gonna get an accountant for my returns over doing turbotax

many years later...shrug. always next year. got 7k or so this year so whatev

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Miz is bleeding pretty bad. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wrestlemania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://t.co/ydVuLPSyIq">pic.twitter.com/ydVuLPSyIq</a></p>&mdash; Ellis M. @ #Wrestlemania (@EllisMbeh) <a href="https://twitter.com/EllisMbeh/status/1115050182826188802?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 8, 2019</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Sepholio]

Big E just took his robe off like hes getting ready to do something....

[slik]

Someone just reminded me Billy Corgan bought the NWA. I completely forgot about this, terrible branding!

[slik]

I could watch Kofi vs DBry for 30 minutes

[James Steele]

Nice exchange

[GD]

This match is pretty intense.

[rez]

superstars in the back, dagger in the back.

[OssMan]

New Day doing the same gimmick from when I watched 2 years ago

[James Steele]

Kofi fucking shining

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">SO GOOD <br><br>➡️ <a href="https://t.co/E0MswUzX3G">https://t.co/E0MswUzX3G</a> <a href="https://t.co/OCkSJqI9RO">pic.twitter.com/OCkSJqI9RO</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1115066148582776833?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 8, 2019</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[James Steele]

FUCK YES!!!! This is fuckin' rasslin' , boys!

[Jordan]

Wow what a match!

[OssMan]

I have a 1099-misc from my job for some reason.. not sure y i would have earned extra income from them.. wtf

[DAMN iNATOR]

Come the fuck on...

[GD]

Wow! This match is absolutely insane.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I have a 1099-misc from my job for some reason.. not sure y i would have earned extra income from them.. wtf

You should Czech in with them, see what's up.

[slik]

My heart almost stopped after that running knee!

[James Steele]

There is no better art form than the story of a pro wrestling match with real emotion and good psychology !

[OssMan]

I have a 1099-misc from my job for some reason.. not sure y i would have earned extra income from them.. wtf
nvm i think it's for healthcare benefits..

[Droford]

Another holy shit

[DAMN iNATOR]

WHAT? WHY?! :'(

[Triple A]

That was really good

Daniel Bryan is so good

[GD]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! KOFI KINGSTON IS WWE CHAMPION! WOW!

[Jordan]

Wow that was a fucking Wrestlemania CLASSIC!

[James Steele]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

KOFIIIIIIIIMANIAAAAAAAAA

[OssMan]

Damn one of those new days guys finally won.. they been trying forever

[Sepholio]

…..Holy shit.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D KOFI WINS

WWE title match was amazing.

[Droford]

Rip organic hemp belt

[slik]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Sepholio]

HOLY SHIT

[slik]

That was a fantastic match!

[rez]

WAS HAPPY.

Then the new belt

FUCK

[OssMan]

I liked the environmentally friendly belt........

[OssMan]

Shitty pyro at this WM, just clusters of standard fireworks mostly

[Dark One]

THERE IS STILL GOOD IN THIS WORLD.

KOFIMANIIIIAAAAA BAAAAAAY BBBYYYYYYY

[James Steele]

I haven't smiled like this sine WM30

[GD]

What a stupid time to be chopping onions

fuck! this is awesome

[OssMan]

have to upgrade turbotax to report the 1099-Misc... are u shitting me...

[Droford]

Becky's odds of winning drastic go down tho

[Jordan]

Is Kofi the first black WWE Champion?

[OssMan]

have to upgrade turbotax to report the 1099-Misc... are u shitting me...
Switching to turbotax program (starting over) because i think it has the deluxe upgrade...

[Jordan]

If you don't count The Rock or The World Heavyweight Championship he is, right?

[GD]

Is Kofi the first black WWE Champion?

The Rock was the first black WWE Champion. Kofi is certainly the first African WWE Champion.

[RP]

Alexa Bliss should have been in the 2nd box.

[Stickman]

Damn good match

[Jordan]

The Rock was the first black WWE Champion. Kofi is certainly the first African WWE Champion.

Wow, long time coming, awesome.

[Droford]

My whole row just emptied out

[RP]

Alexa Bliss will be in a 3rd box in Kofi's lockeroom.

[Jordan]

My whole row just emptied out

Probably going to get that Kofi shirt.

[slik]

Kofi winning an all-time classic WM moment

[GD]

Mortuary

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Nash and Hall as WWE docs.

[GD]

Lmao! Booker looks so happy.

[Blonde Moment]

:D

[Sepholio]

BEST WM EVER

[Jordan]

Alexa Bliss will be in a 3rd box in Kofi's lockeroom.

For Kofi I'd give Dana. You can have Bliss and I'll take Natalya, Sarah Logan and the IICONICS.

[Stickman]

Why is the US Championship after the world and universal championship matches?

[Blonde Moment]

Rey needs to retire

[Jordan]

Why is the US Championship after the world and universal championship matches?

The card started in reverse.

[GD]

Why is the US Championship after the world and universal championship matches?

Intercontinental Championship match hasn't taken place either.

[Jordan]

Rey needs to retire

You do.

[GD]

RIP, Indian Ray William Johnson.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is Kofi the first black WWE Champion?

Only if you count Rock as half-black since WWE goes back-and-forth on his Samoan heritage. All depends on the topic like with his dad, they emphasis his African American roots more and with Nia and other relatives, his Samoan roots more.

[GD]

Samoa Joe's first Wrestlemania. This is so cool.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rey needs to retire

QFT.

[Sepholio]

I hope this is the title that doesn't change hands...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why is the US Championship after the world and universal championship matches?

#WWELogic

[OssMan]

wtf

[Jordan]

Wowwwwwww

[GD]

Holy shit! Samoa Joe squashed Rey Mysterio. Wow!

[erickman]

well that was quick

[Jordan]

Gonna be getting another squash with The Deamond.

[Blonde Moment]

You do.

Soon.

He is too injury prone.
The right man won.

[Droford]

Blink you missed it

[slik]

Squash to save time probably, 5 more matches to go!

Plus Elias

[Sepholio]

Rey is still injured for sure. No way that match is that quick if he's full health.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I hope this is the title that doesn't change hands...

SD Tag Team Championship also didn't change.

[OssMan]

wait brock lesnar played already..... wtf.....

[Dark One]

Rey’s foot may still be a bit fucked and Joe definitely needs the win.

[Droford]

Gonna be getting another squash with The Deamond.

Don't forget HHH tore his pec 5 month ago

[DAMN iNATOR]

Soooooo, HHH/Bats next?

[DAMN iNATOR]

wait brock lesnar played already..... wtf.....

He's fucking off back to UFC.

[Sepholio]

Seriously is Batista HHH gonna go on this early? Actually shocked.

[GD]

Kumail and Big Dave. This sounds like fun.

[rez]

plz Drax/HHH next plz plz

[Emperor Smeat]

Rey is still injured for sure. No way that match is that quick if he's full health.

Yeah that has to be the case. Hopefully Angle-Corbin is also a very short one since Angle has been struggling in the ring the past several weeks.

[Blonde Moment]

Kumail and Big Dave. This sounds like fun.

indeed

[James Steele]

Soooooo, HHH/Bats next?

We can only hope. Hope it’s like Brock/Goldberg at WM33 and just a 10 minute clusterfuck pier 6 brawl

[GD]

wait brock lesnar played already..... wtf.....

He had to leave early to file his taxes.

[Jordan]

Damn I forgot about this match too.

[Droford]

Drew needs the win come on

[Blonde Moment]

There is just too much...

[Jordan]

I wonder if there is any truth to the rumor that Roman and Stephanie have been seen "very close" as of late.

[OssMan]

He had to leave early to file his taxes.
:y: cheers mate

[Sepholio]

Yeah that has to be the case. Hopefully Angle-Corbin is also a very short one since Angle has been struggling in the ring the past several weeks.

I actually feel like this is going to be where they eat up time. Someone is getting subbed in Corbins place or there is some kind of shenanigans or something. And I think it will have something to do with whoever is in those SUVs behind the stage.

[James Steele]

No way Roman loses his post-Cancer mania match

[Volare]

I really don't care for the Drew/Roman match.

[Blonde Moment]

Drew needs the win come on

Make sense that he wins this and then is off to brutalize Rollins. Let Roman chase for a bit so the fans actually want him to win.

[rez]

GOD DAMNIT

[Dark One]

BRING BACK BROKEN DREAMS

[erickman]

drew has pipers band

[GD]

McIntyre defeats "The Big Dog" and inserts himself into the Universal title picture.

[Volare]

Kudos to the bag pipe spoiler.

[Blonde Moment]

McIntyre defeats "The Big Dog" and inserts himself into the Universal title picture.

Hope so

[GD]

Did they really lower the crowd volume for Roman's entrance?

[slik]

Mixed Reaction for Big Doggo Dog LOL

[My Final Heaven]

Roman's the feel good leukemia story. Drew isn't going to lose anything by losing tonight. Sometimes the heel needs to get his comeuppance, being booked like Superman or not.

[Sepholio]

…..Has Reigns already lost the crowd reactions from his return?

[Blonde Moment]

Did they really lower the crowd volume for Roman's entrance?

Aside from Kofi the crowds seemed pretty Meh to me.

[Emperor Smeat]

McIntyre's current theme was one of those themes I didn't like at first since I liked his original one a lot more but grew to love it a lot. Its in the top tier of current themes in WWE and not just because CF0 has been very hit-or-miss with themes.

Having a live band play his theme makes it even better.

[DAMN iNATOR]

BRING BACK BROKEN DREAMS

If they won't, I will.

KD0FAURFTTM

[GD]

That's a lot of pyro for the Big Dog.

[Volare]

Roman pyro smaaaaash.

[rez]

NEED DRAX NEXT OR SLEEP PROTEST. Kill Vince in my dreams

[GD]

Smarks don't realize how good Roman Reigns is.

[rez]

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Sepholio]

Drew probably has the best look of anyone on the current roster.

[rez]

Smarks don't realize how good Roman Reigns is.

He's fine as a cancer person

[Droford]

Crowd is dead

[Emperor Smeat]

I actually feel like this is going to be where they eat up time. Someone is getting subbed in Corbins place or there is some kind of shenanigans or something. And I think it will have something to do with whoever is in those SUVs behind the stage.

Saw a potential spoiler for the match and its going to be dumb as hell if it actually happens. Like a big head scratcher on why they went the way they did with this feud.

[Blonde Moment]

Indeed, Drew deserves a chance

[slik]

The announcers are HURTING Roman again with this non-stop over-praise of him. Sigh. That didn't take long.

[rez]

No RP, AAA, KIRA, WHERE IS THIS THREAD GOING

[Droford]

Wonder if Elias got cut

[My Final Heaven]

Watching Drew go over tonight TBH wouldn't be so bad, if Graves would just get McIntyre's dick out of his mouth for 2 seconds :lol:

[GD]

I sincerely hope that the RAW commentary team doesn't call the main event.

[Emperor Smeat]

Mixed Reaction for Big Doggo Dog LOL

WWE Creative are a bunch of morons. They finally had the golden reactions they wanted for years with Reigns and squandered it by having his feud with Drew revolve too much around his cancer.

Makes it look like they are blatantly using his cancer for cheap pops and implying you have to be a terrible person to boo someone who fought cancer.

[Sepholio]

Wonder if Elias got cut

Elias should close the show with a kick ass concert.

[James Steele]

Wonder if Elias got cut

What was Elias supposed to do?

[KIRA]

No RP, AAA, KIRA, WHERE IS THIS THREAD GOING

To hell sir

[RP]

This match needs fake snakes.

[GD]

WRAP

IT

UP

[My Final Heaven]

ROMAN'S HULKING UUUUUP

[My Final Heaven]

YOOOUUUU!!!

[James Steele]

It'd been cool if they were pyro shooting Cobras.

[James Steele]

Yeah, fans shitting on Roman again already.

[GD]

What an anticlimactic finish.

[Sepholio]

WTF

[GD]

Everyone knows you don't headbutt a Samoan wrestler.

[Droford]

SUV alert

[Sepholio]

Easily the low point of the night so far for me.

[Emperor Smeat]

This match and the Women's tag title match have been the biggest disappointments so far in terms of match quality.

[Triple A]

weird match.......

[My Final Heaven]

HAHA! brb, gotta jump on FB for all of the butthurt contrarian comment section smarks :rofl:

[James Steele]

80s Hogan style faces don't work anymore. The fan base is smaller, older, and more hardcore. Just like most entertainment today. Gotta be at least 2D characters nowadays. They have already made fans tired of a guy WHO CAME BACK FROM CANCER ffs.

[Droford]

https://i.ibb.co/C0mZ5B8/MVIMG-20190407-222033-1.jpg

Shitty pic of the SUV tail lights

[Sepholio]

The fresh ground nut butters.....

[erickman]

rusev is a funny guy

[GD]

Elias has arrived!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: There are 2 Eliases.

[Sepholio]

Hes a one man band baybay

[Droford]

I'm just one man ...were a 3 man band

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Now there are three of them.

Didn't know Elias was a triplet.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Evil Noid gimmick aside for a second, I am genuinely surprised that the crowd is already beginning to fall back into booing Roman mode. I thought there was a chance it would happen if they shelved Seth because they had their star back and went back to the status quo in a rush. Given that they seem pretty content to just let Roman's feel-good comeback breathe, and having the dude back is definitely a good thing, I'm surprised that the crowd brought themselves to do that so soon.

[Sepholio]

omg this is epic

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Next stop: The Elias Zone. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WrestleMania</a> <a href="https://t.co/TIgXuF1Zly">pic.twitter.com/TIgXuF1Zly</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1115077962150313985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 8, 2019</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Mr. Nerfect]

:eek: Now there are three of them.

Didn't know Elias was a triplet.

Wait, is that really happening? I've always wanted to see a surprise twin/triplet show up as a surprise angle. You push one and then all of a sudden there are two/three of them. You'd have to launch that scheme pretty early in order to get someone trained up.

Hopefully they can all work better than Elias.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh, it's just him three times.

[slik]

Time for big match John

[Sepholio]

this is weird

[DAMN iNATOR]

THUGANOMICS CENA?! :love:

[OssMan]

word life

[GD]

Oh snap! Throwback Cena

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Thuganamoics era Cena

[Sepholio]

lolol omg this is rich

[RP]

ROFL

[Dark One]

Can’t get Broken Dreams but we can get Word Life traveling to 2019 from 1932.

[rez]

OH FUCK YES

[KIRA]

I missed Kofi and Daniel Bryan because I got a phone call at exactly the wrong time what happens

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Cena making fun of his own films.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Takin' over earth and STILL kickin' it in Uranus!"

[RP]

I cant stop laughing

[Dark One]

Elias about to be tossed in a box labeled “Return to NXT”

[Dark One]

THAT IS NOT PG

[KIRA]

Li is probably the last guy in the company but they found a way to squeeze him in for a Payday

[GD]

Classic nuts

[rez]

BHWAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH

[slik]

This Cena/Elias segment is great

[rez]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[KIRA]

Before he gets completely buried by Thuganomics era John Cena wow

[Droford]

SUV has like 10 guys around it

[Emperor Smeat]

That was great.

[Sepholio]

that was amazing

[RP]

What was that??? LOL