World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: Royal Rumble 2022, 29 Jan 22

[RP]

In real life, Sonya Deville kills Naomi.

[Sepholio]

Naomi isn't a bad sleeper pick for a winner.

[Sepholio]

I REPEAT BAN GERARD

[RP]

So Bayley comes back tonight right?

[Evil Vito]

Not enough Sonya on my screen

[Sepholio]

lmao you're not even the brightest guy in your seat right now

[xrodmuc316]

They really shouldn't have this many people get new music this time of year.

[RP]

My pick of Liv Morgan is still in, but I'm worried.

[Gerard]

So Bayley comes back tonight right?


Does anyone really care?

[slik]

15 down, 15 to go

[RP]

Not enough Sonya on my screen


Ya i know she's lesbian but omg I want her poops in my mouth.

[Gerard]

Ya i know she's lesbian but omg I want her poops in my mouth.

If you're that desperate, I'll shit in it for free.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Rhea looking real jacked baby

[RP]

Ya you know what.


Rhea looks like a weird Dyke.



Just stating the obvious.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Rhea Rippedly amirite

[Gerard]

Another bulldyke in the ring.

[Sepholio]

Real talk if I was starting my own rassling company Rhea would probably be my first pick for the womens division.

[Evil Vito]

Mella is fit

[xrodmuc316]

Mellas mask looks a little too much like blackface

[slik]

Wooooooooo

[Sepholio]

Another bulldyke in the ring.

I'm gonna need you to take about 30% off there Incelimus Prime.

[GD]

Why is Flair in the Rumble again? :nono:

[Evil Vito]

Fuck Charlotte

[Gerard]

Ya you know what.


Rhea looks like a weird Dyke.



Just stating the obvious.

Sad thing is she looked half decent before she turned into whatever she is currently portraying.

https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=APq-WBtVhAb0QbSFQYuU-sCL8KyfsLj-_w%3A1643508481971&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=rhea.ripley.before&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&fir=3meCSf3FjcItKM%252CayFvJ9dMecurgM%252C_%253Bq0sCVWn9FVDUsM%252Cx6Q6ywfbHgPltM%252C_%253BWCSP9Jat lR3VYM%252CFVw8lJB3YH_YwM%252C_%253BfVrdBxjSTAb1iM%252Chvba8AlquGrsBM%252C_%253BcZ-0KYcHJqRlFM%252CFVw8lJB3YH_YwM%252C_%253Btrbcc-6WiOMNsM%252CayFvJ9dMecurgM%252C_%253BeGzKeMdccqIG6M%252CrrpUcvMJvQu1yM%252C_%253B3V56noWfsvaRqM%252 Cd8EVuK60uvd3OM%252C_%253Bhvepxlxq8n2AJM%252C-jpKfUUYLxnbRM%252C_%253BeTjp2auUgxq5bM%252CayFvJ9dMecurgM%252C_%253BTVG2LkJDL7SXiM%252CsHt27k_4x3RPG M%252C_%253Brzkn0yCNpkwPKM%252CayFvJ9dMecurgM%252C_%253BpOG_dQeOuYGkmM%252CXY8VLF1RFxgD6M%252C_%253B fXgawVd00Tjg9M%252CJOrh81iehr4aOM%252C_%253BL1O8z_R34OeGDM%252CDR6S4zL31md6bM%252C_%253BkIjOewfGNAZs MM%252CSLdskDjVPJ4hbM%252C_%253BXN7PCJ1gIAAvtM%252Cd8EVuK60uvd3OM%252C_%253BCrgUylnv9ACynM%252CX8i7e Rh8N5LKXM%252C_%253BmcX3oUeNgUGpqM%252CpVQkOplVPMkl8M%252C_%253BziYebvK-1J_3aM%252C6QBsWdwEZ50_wM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQ0CibhKf1AF_26A2AKNG8eGEznMQ&ved=2ahUKEwi8zqydstj1AhXYQvEDHWg8CckQv7IFegQIARAF&biw=412&bih=782&dpr=3.5#imgrc=WCSP9JatlR3VYM

[Gerard]

I'm gonna need you to take about 30% off there Incelimus Prime.

I'm gonna need you to choke on my tadger

[RP]

Rhea Ripley's look is one in a vacuum. Not sure how he she can change.

[ron the dial]

I'm gonna need you to choke on my tadger

oh this got sexy real quick

[Heisenberg]

Charlotte has been ruling that ass since entering the Rumble

[Gerard]

oh this got sexy real quick



:naughty:

[RP]

Sonya = ))))

[GD]

Dang @Naomi getting eliminated

[Triple A]

Nice @ RTC Ivory

[Sepholio]

oh this got sexy real quick

He must've heard I don't have teeth. Who can blame him for shooting his shot?

[GD]

Ivory :eek:

[RP]

rofl Ivoy ok.

[ron the dial]

Nice @ RTC Ivory

THE BEST

[Evil Vito]

LMAO RTC Ivory

[GD]

Right To Censor theme :lol:

[Fenix122]

Right To Censor Ivory LOL

[Heisenberg]

Ivory's run on Smackdown was underrated af

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ivory #3 of 7 unannounced participants

[Gerard]

Ivory must be closing in on 60 by this point ffs.

[xrodmuc316]

Ivory, still would!

[GD]

lmao Ivory was perfect

[RP]

Great Ivory spot actually

[RP]

That Ivory spot was funny and great.

[GD]

Brie mode! Who’s getting injured?

[xrodmuc316]

Ivory must be closing in on 60 by this point ffs.

She is in fact 60

[Evil Vito]

I love how she never stopped her promo during her entire run

[slik]

Ivory is still better on the mic than a lot of people present day

[xrodmuc316]

Damn Brie Mode, Liv about to get concussed

[RP]

If Michelle McCool is still in, than Undertaker is 100% in the Men's RR later.

[GD]

lmao @Brie and the crowd doing the Yes! Chant

[ron the dial]

get that YES chant going

[Mr. Nerfect]

Naomi isn't a bad sleeper pick for a winner.

She’s gotten “hometown” wins at WrestleMania twice, I believe. I say “hometown,” because the crowd is compromised of so many fly-ins. But it’s weird in a modern age to think of someone being protected that much in Florida and that person being Naomi.

[GD]

Mickie James!

[Evil Vito]

Hardcore Country!

[Gerard]

Did brie not have enough time to put her tits on?:wtf:

[xrodmuc316]

Oh damn, letting Mickie use her Impact theme!

[GD]

Impact Women’s Champion? Did they rename the Knockouts title?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Piggy James callback nice

[Sepholio]

surreal

[GD]

Fuck yeah! James eliminating McCool makes everything right in the world.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ivory is someone I just really love in wrestling. She’s fit AF, you can tell she loves wrestling, and in shoot interviews she comes off as really warm and fun. Good to see her just doing shit. God bless.

[RP]

100% convinced Taker is in the Rumble.

[Evil Vito]

And Mickie got to eliminate someone! Good to see.

[RP]

CRAZY FOX!

[slik]

Crowd loves Mickie James

This is a very retro Rumble in terms of participants

[RP]

I LOVE ALICIA FOX!

[xrodmuc316]

The Captain!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Alicia Fox #4 of 7 unannounced participants

[GD]

Alicia Fox has the dopest looking Northern Lights Suplex in the game.

[Evil Vito]

Definitely don't recall Alicia having arm sleeve tats

[RP]

dont go Alicia!

[xrodmuc316]

They should have Noam Dar there to announce Alicia Foooooooooooooox

[Heisenberg]

They used some of these women to help us through puberty, now they are back for a shot at the title @ WrestleMania

[Gerard]

Definitely don't recall Alicia having arm sleeve tats

She didn't, seems to be a more recent addition.

[Sepholio]

lmao did Rhea call Nikki a twat?

[Heisenberg]

"You got nowhere to run, you little twat!" - Rhea Ripley to Nikki ASH

[RP]

I hate Rhea Ripley to be honest.

[Triple A]

Isn't Charlotte the champion... why is she in this match

[GD]

Summer Rae returns!

[Heisenberg]

Summer Rae yelling "Fuck y'all!" to the RING!!!

[Sepholio]

Summer Raes fivehead is lookin mighty fine.

[ron the dial]

SUMMER RAE FIRED UP

[RP]

Rhea Ripley is really bad and I hope they dont push her.

[GD]

Isn't Charlotte the champion... why is she in this match

So she can choose her challenger for Mania :roll:

[xrodmuc316]

Summer Rae there for a Total Divas angle from 2016! Lol

[Evil Vito]

Lol good thing they announced Summer Rae's return for that

[GD]

It’s still surreal to see a TNA title on a WWE premium live event.

[ron the dial]

my god nikki bella

[Evil Vito]

Nikki Bella...I missed that dumpy of hers

[Heisenberg]

Nikki is one Hulk Hogan taunt away from a wardrobe malfunction!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Sarah Logan #5 of 7 unannounced participants

Lol

[Evil Vito]

Sarah Logan!!!! Nice!

[xrodmuc316]

Oh damn! Sarah Logan looking good

[Sepholio]

I'm suddenly reminded of the word motorboat again.

[slik]

5 left to go

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Bella Twins vs. The Kavinder Twins in NXT 2.0 next week. It’s not like the Kavinders will be that much greener.

[xrodmuc316]

Weak!

[ron the dial]

NOOOOO LIV

[Evil Vito]

4 of the 5 unannounced eliminated within an interval lmao, they really winged it with most of these spots

[GD]

Litaaaaaaaaa!

[ron the dial]

hell yes LITA

[Evil Vito]

Liv :(

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m sure whichever Viking is married to her is happy to see her get a spot, but it is a little odd (not in a terrible way, mind you), that a #1 Contender for a title in the WWE sits in the back and watch his wife wrestle at a stadium show.

[Heisenberg]

Fine wine, Lita. Hello, old friend

[xrodmuc316]

Fuck your rules man! Lita has awesome entrance music

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Lita got that Tony Hawk Pro Skater fit going full tilt tonight

[GD]

Damb @Mickie James getting eliminated

[ron the dial]

oh damn lita taking out mickie

[ron the dial]

lita rocking a 7 seconds patch nice

[GD]

Molly Holly!

[Mr. Nerfect]

4 of the 5 unannounced eliminated within an interval lmao, they really winged it with most of these spots

Eh, they didn’t want to mine NXT and they made the “theme” of this one women coming back. But they almost definitely aren’t in ring shape, so they’re just getting them out quick to put the current girls over.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Mighty Molly #6 of 7 unannounced participants

[ron the dial]

always love seeing molly

[Triple A]

lol good spot having Nikki ASH attack Molly Holly

[Sepholio]

YES NIKKI LMAO

[ron the dial]

WHOOOOOAAAAAA NOW

[xrodmuc316]

LOL Superhero fight

[RP]

Remember that story about Simon Diamond and 3 other dudes giving Lita a golden shower?


That's a true story and it's fucking hot.

[Evil Vito]

Think Molly's been a mystery entrant in 3 or 4 of these Rumbles. But the Nikki tie in is cool.

[Heisenberg]

Nikki ASH going Injustice on Mighty Molly's ass!

[GD]

Unreal!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Remember that story about Simon Diamond and 3 other dudes giving Lita a golden shower?


That's a true story and it's fucking hot.

Hope Amish Roadkill was involved

[GD]

Fuck! Rousey is here

[Heisenberg]

Holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ron the dial]

there it is

[xrodmuc316]

GAME OVER!

[GD]

Unfucking real

[Evil Vito]

Welp....there's your winner.

[Gerard]

The majority of these surprise entrants seem to last a minute or so at best. Well worth the trip.:lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Serious question: I wonder if Bryan Danielson is there tonight? No, he’s NOT going to be in the Rumble — I’m just wondering if he’s there.

[ron the dial]

Serious question: I wonder if Bryan Danielson is there tonight? No, he’s NOT going to be in the Rumble — I’m just wondering if he’s there.
considering he left on seemingly very good terms it seems likely

[Gerard]

Wonder if she's gonna go jnto a rage huff If she loses, seems to be her thing.

[Evil Vito]

I try to avoid Rumble spoilers at all costs but the Ronda rumors were impossible to avoid. It's good to see her.

[ron the dial]

f*ckin love shotzi

[Evil Vito]

RP should know that Shotzi actually used to sell pics of her poop to guys online

[GD]

Looked like Brie slipped or something

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think they missed the boat on not having Bianca win, but Ronda winning makes all the sense in the world.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Still Shayna to go. Gonna be a good finish methinks

[Triple A]

Seems weird for Rousey to be #28 instead of 30 and have to hang around doing filler stuff in the corner as other ppl enter

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, I’m imagining Bryan Danielson and Travis Browne sitting around backstage nursing babies.

[Sepholio]

No Asuka makes me a sad Sephausen.

[GD]

Fuck off! Belair is gone :nono:

[Mr. Nerfect]

No Asuka makes me a sad Sephausen.

I didn’t expect her in the Rumble. They don’t need her yet. I was predicting a WrestleMania return. Maybe before then as Sonya’s attack dog against Naomi, or as someone teaming with Naomi again.

[Evil Vito]

Well, Ronda vs. Charlotte feuding on FOX going into Mania makes plenty of sense

[Gerard]

Yawn

[GD]

Rousey going to get her win over Lynch at Mania :yes:

[GD]

A part of me is glad that Belair’s 16-second loss at SummerSlam had a payoff.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That match was what you'd expect when half of the entrants haven't wrestled in like 3-10 years. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalRumble?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RoyalRumble</a></p>&mdash; Blake Oestriecher (@BOestriecher) <a href="https://twitter.com/BOestriecher/status/1487617071362023429?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[slik]

Rousey going to get her win over Lynch at Mania :yes:

Meltzer reported earlier Charlotte vs Rousey is the plan for WM, end of match seems like the setup for it

[slik]

I thought Alexa Bliss was supposed to return during the Rumble

[Mr. Nerfect]

Something I don’t think about much: Becky never lost the Raw title after she won it, right? She obviously vacated it to Asuka, but when she came back she picked it right back up. It’s been 3 years of Becky Lynch as the “true” Raw Women’s Champion.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

2 matches in and we’re at 11 pages. And yet only 4 people voted they were so motherfucking pumped for this show

Liars all of you

[Mr. Nerfect]

If they had made that Raw title Asuka got an interim title, when Becky came back and beat Bianca she’d be the longest reigning champion since Hulk Hogan.

[slik]

Ronda seemed a little rusty to me, like she was missing that 'x-factor' she had before

[Evil Vito]

While I'm happy to have Ronda back, I do think that was probably the worst performance from a Rumble winner in history.

It only makes sense that Ronda has ring rust after three years away, and I'm sure she'll work it off in due time. But she was abysmal in that Rumble.

[OssMan]

rooting for Dewdrop here

[xrodmuc316]

Meltzer reported earlier Charlotte vs Rousey is the plan for WM, end of match seems like the setup for it

LOL that is dumb as hell! Why would she challenge somebody she has beat and NOT the one person who beat her? There is zero logic to that.

[Sepholio]

Hope Doudrop murders Becky.

[RP]

I went outside. Who one? Liv Morgan?

[Mr. Nerfect]

She should start using that. Even if it’s not in kayfabe “true,” it was basically an interim belt until she got back.

[GD]

Meltzer reported earlier Charlotte vs Rousey is the plan for WM, end of match seems like the setup for it

Yeah, I’m just mentally preparing myself for the worst.

[xrodmuc316]

2 matches in and we’re at 11 pages. And yet only 4 people voted they were so motherfucking pumped for this show

Liars all of you

They didn't want to seem too excited for WWE or it would be disloyal to AEW in their own minds.

[Mr. Nerfect]

While I'm happy to have Ronda back, I do think that was probably the worst performance from a Rumble winner in history.

It only makes sense that Ronda has ring rust after three years away, and I'm sure she'll work it off in due time. But she was abysmal in that Rumble.

I haven’t seen it, so I don’t know who she was working with, but Rumbles are often a mess, especially women’s ones. She may not have been going into full “Ronda Rousey mode” to make a good impression on girls she may not have been fully prepared to work with.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Tonight’s outfit not complimenting Becky’s butt cheeks like her Survivor Series outfit did

[Evil Vito]

God damn, Doudrop just landed right on her neck. That could've been bad.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pyro is MELTING the WrestleMania sign. They evacuated the section <a href="https://t.co/fKcLW5vjuu">pic.twitter.com/fKcLW5vjuu</a></p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1487619149782257667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[RP]

God damn, Doudrop just landed right on her neck. That could've been bad.




LETS GO DOUDROP!

[xrodmuc316]

Most of what Ronda does, judo throws and submissions, are not really showcased in Rumble matches. There were certainly spots where she was just kind of in a waiting position while half throwing strikes, but that is more of what happens in the Rumble than not.

[xrodmuc316]

Tonight’s outfit not complimenting Becky’s butt cheeks like her Survivor Series outfit did

That red leather one was a good time!

[GD]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pyro is MELTING the WrestleMania sign. They evacuated the section <a href="https://t.co/fKcLW5vjuu">pic.twitter.com/fKcLW5vjuu</a></p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1487619149782257667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Damn!

[Triple A]

lol damn

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If the crowd's attention seems diverted for Becky Lynch vs. Doudrop, that's why. The WrestleMania sign is being lowered <a href="https://t.co/f7YyunzOi7">pic.twitter.com/f7YyunzOi7</a></p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1487619622429937666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[xrodmuc316]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pyro is MELTING the WrestleMania sign. They evacuated the section <a href="https://t.co/fKcLW5vjuu">pic.twitter.com/fKcLW5vjuu</a></p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1487619149782257667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Damn, what was the one where it was Edge Taker in the main event and the ending pyro hurt one section of fans?

[RP]

If this takes away from Doudrops Title reign, i'll be pissed,.

[Triple A]

Doudrop gonna kill Lynch... dropping her on her neck then splashing her with all her weight

[Sepholio]

Doudrop pausing to have a scratch.

[xrodmuc316]

Damn, what was the one where it was Edge Taker in the main event and the ending pyro hurt one section of fans?

Mania 24, I checked

[Gerard]

Does this mean we won't get the cringey point at the sign pose?

[Mr. Nerfect]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pyro is MELTING the WrestleMania sign. They evacuated the section <a href="https://t.co/fKcLW5vjuu">pic.twitter.com/fKcLW5vjuu</a></p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1487619149782257667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Riddle wins the Rumble and points to the WrestleMania sign and acts like he’s tripping on LSD.

[Sepholio]

lol Becky pointing up at the WM sign and screaming she set WM on fire is such a good line now that I know the sign was melting lmao

[Evil Vito]

How will we know who actually won the men's Rumble if there is no WrestleMania sign to point at?

[Sepholio]

feel like this match is being extended until they can get the sign out of there because they need to wrap this up otherwise. Everyone has peed already. Twice.

[Sepholio]

How will we know who actually won the men's Rumble if there is no WrestleMania sign to point at?

You'll feel it because the real wrestlmania sign is in our hearts.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I looked up at that Becky Lynch outfit from Survivor Series. It almost seems like she shouldn’t have gotten away with it, but I’m glad she did. Lots of little boys and girls probably had awakening moments to that.

[xrodmuc316]

Does this mean we won't get the cringey point at the sign pose?

Oh they will point, there must won't be anything there :rofl:

[Triple A]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Wrestlemania sign caught fire at Royal rumble <a href="https://t.co/ZeecASU3fe">pic.twitter.com/ZeecASU3fe</a></p>&mdash; Randall Colburn (@randallcolburn) <a href="https://twitter.com/randallcolburn/status/1487620494937497604?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Mr. Nerfect]

lol Becky pointing up at the WM sign and screaming she set WM on fire is such a good line now that I know the sign was melting lmao

That’s good stuff. Becky seems way more “comfortable” since she’s become a mom. Comes off like a real star.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh they will point, there must won't be anything there :rofl:

They either won’t show the cut, so the sign is there in your mind, or they’ll CGI one in.

[xrodmuc316]

BIG TIME BECKS!!!

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It’s not melted it’s actually on fire. <a href="https://t.co/pGYBCIeTCh">pic.twitter.com/pGYBCIeTCh</a></p>&mdash; April✡️(she/her) (@Where2NextApril) <a href="https://twitter.com/Where2NextApril/status/1487620841047269385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

God this blonde from DraftKings is so goddamn annoying. The one good thing about the NFL season almost being over is not being subject to DraftKings commercials every commercial break.

[Gerard]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Wrestlemania sign caught fire at Royal rumble <a href="https://t.co/ZeecASU3fe">pic.twitter.com/ZeecASU3fe</a></p>&mdash; Randall Colburn (@randallcolburn) <a href="https://twitter.com/randallcolburn/status/1487620494937497604?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>



That's it? Seen more flame coming off a birthday cake for a 1 year old.

[Sepholio]

lol betting on wrestling seems dumb with all the leaks and stuff these days. My friends all usually bet on the Rumble match and I remember a few years ago when it was spoiled online that Randy was gonna win and I took all the money home that night. Everyone thought I was nuts picking Orton too, haha shoulda read the sheets.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Just realized this show is going til midnight

Probably not gonna make it

[slik]

The WrestleMania sign catching on fire is art imitating life

[Evil Vito]

lol betting on wrestling seems dumb with all the leaks and stuff these days. My friends all usually bet on the Rumble match and I remember a few years ago when it was spoiled online that Randy was gonna win and I took all the money home that night. Everyone thought I was nuts picking Orton too, haha shoulda read the sheets.

LOL I remember Orton was the betting favorite a week or two before the match despite being in the middle of a midcard stable with the Wyatt Family with zero indication at all that he would even be in the title picture. Was a very clear leak.

[GD]

I am genuinely stoked for Lesnar vs Lashley

[Evil Vito]

Bob has wanted this match for YEARS. Hope it is good.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ooooh those white tights look cleeeean

[xrodmuc316]

This is the biggest championship match in Royal Rumble history.

[Triple A]

God damn, hope the Miz match is only like 3 mins........ fuck

[slik]

This match should be really good

[Triple A]

Is the sign back up

[Triple A]

Is the sign back up

Yes it is...

[Evil Vito]

Paul Heyman: the most over man in wrestling

[Sepholio]

Is that a big ole super zit on Lesnars nose? Mad distracting.

[Sepholio]

I think it popped.

[ron the dial]

love brock's reaction to that

[Sepholio]

Feel like this has been the most requested "dream match" in wrestling for the last 15 years. Can't believe it's happening.

[slik]

The Roman match didn't build earlier like he would interfere/Usos would interfere in this match so I think we might get a clean winner

[Gerard]

A spear to the guts of Bobby lashley!:wtf:

[Evil Vito]

Brock has the weirdest match structures that if anybody else would do would be terrible, but with them they just work.

"Wanna just do German Suplexes and no sell them for an opening spot? Then I'm thinking we go into finishers right after."

[Gerard]

Ref bump spots that Mr magoo could see coming a mile off.

[Sepholio]

When the ref gets knocked out and there is like a 10 count pin the ring, I have always wanted whoever was making the pin to just get up and be like "F it, I won" and just leave.

[GD]

If Lashley doesn’t win now, I don’t know anymore

[slik]

The Roman match didn't build earlier like he would interfere/Usos would interfere in this match so I think we might get a clean winner

I was wrong

[Evil Vito]

Yep. Brock wins the Rumble.

[GD]

Lashley is champion! Fuck yeah!

[Sepholio]

I love Heyman.

[Gerard]

Never trust a heeb.

[Sepholio]

Welp we know whos winning the rumble now lol

[Evil Vito]

I mean...kayfabe-wise, why the fuck is Roman going after Brock again? He should be thrilled that Brock got caught up in other business on Raw and not want to rock the boat.

[Sepholio]

Because reasons.

[Sepholio]

Gonna mark out when Okada wins the rumble!

[xrodmuc316]

I called that shit!


3. Roman Reigns successfully defends his title.
4. Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman screw over Brock Lesnar costing him his title.
5. Brock kills somebody like Madcap Moss and takes their Rumble spot.
6. Brock wins the Rumble to setup Roman vs Brock at Mania.


Quick, somebody give me $11.99 :rofl:

[Sepholio]

Somebody pay that man.

[GD]

Oh God! I have no energy for this match.

[Sepholio]

Hulk Hogan spotted in wrestling gear backstage

[Sepholio]

Yeah I forgot about this match :/

[slik]

Hope this match is short

[Sepholio]

Gargano is gonna eliminate at least 3 people in the Rumble, including Ciampa.

[OssMan]

The Miz has had the exact same boring gimmick for like 15 years and it's just "I'm cooler than you"

[slik]

@ Triple A you seen this before


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[Evil Vito]

Would pay an ungodly sum of money for a night with Maryse.

[Sepholio]

Ossman jelly he isn't as cool as Mizhausen.

[Fenix122]

Maryse is married to the edge

[ron the dial]

seph did your motorboat senses tingle again

[Sepholio]

seph did your motorboat senses tingle again

I see you received my telepathic message.

[Evil Vito]

Maryse must have a heavenly vagina. Sometimes you just know.

[slik]

wrap this up

[Sepholio]

https://i.imgur.com/zefjxwG.jpg

[Triple A]

@ Triple A you seen this before


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Thank you

[Gerard]

Beth phoenix's hair has been getting worse looking with each appearance with tonight being the big payoff.

[Evil Vito]

Patrick Mahomes only needed 13 seconds to score against the Bills

I would need less time to reach the finish line with Maryse

[Sepholio]

I feel like the show just climaxed.

I did anyways.

[GD]

I have zero interest in this match. Terrible slot.

[Gerard]

I feel like the show just climaxed.

I did anyways.

Slut

[Evil Vito]

"Mr. Owl, how many pumps does it take to finish up with Maryse?"

A one, a two-hoo, a three....