World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: Royal Rumble 2022, 29 Jan 22

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[RP]

Pumped but bracing for pain


I hope Randy Orton wins. I've started to become really appreciative of him of late and I think him vs Roman program leading to WM would be amazing.

[Evil Vito]

It's the Rumble which I'll always be a little pumped for. It's kinda hard to fuck up a Rumble match and not make it at least be fun.

Can't say I have any emotional investment in the outcomes, so nothing they can do tonight would piss me off. I'm just hoping for a good time.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m curious about the show, but more the business around the show, and less the specifics of the show itself. That’s the interesting part of wrestling these days, lol.

[slik]

Always love the Rumble, the most consistently good ppv in wrestling every year

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m interested to see the sort of match Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley have.

[xrodmuc316]

Always pumped to the max tor the Royal Rumble!

[Jordan]

I wish the New York sports books had WWE available, can't wait to rake in a little cash on this stuff eventually. Anyone putting up money tonight?

[Heisenberg]

Let’s do this

[Mr. Nerfect]

My prediction for match order:

* Women’s Rumble
* Seth vs. Roman
* Raw Women’s Title
* Brock vs. Bobby
* Copin’ with the Copelands vs. Miz & Mrs
* Men’s Rumble

[Mr. Nerfect]

Prediction for Women’s Rumble finish:

* Rhea Ripley throws out Lita and is the last obstacle for Bianca Belair who goes on to win.

[GD]

Yala!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m a big proponent for Ronda Rousey coming back. I thought she was excellent and is obviously a big star. But I REALLY think Bianca Belair should win the Rumble. Not just for this year’s story of her repeating, but next year’s story of her potentially being the first person in history to win three Rumbles back-to-back. You can then also promote Ronda Rousey ahead of time as entering her first Rumble, ala Kurt Angle in 2002. Those two become the big focus, and the finish can even come down between them. It could be a big enough moment to justify closing the show with.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was totally fine with Sasha eliminating Charlotte to get herself into that SmackDown title picture too, but with Bayley ready to come back (apparently), it could also be fine for those two to splinter off into their own feud (maybe they eliminate each other?) or get another run as Tag Champs.

[Triple A]

Royal Rumble almost always fun... best WWE PPV of the year :-)

[Triple A]

Anyone eating anything cool...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Going to predict it: Kurt Angle enters the Rumble and looks awesome. Come on, Kurt — you can do it. Some wrestling with Chad Gable, please.

[Triple A]

Kickoff show

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[Sepholio]

Im going way out on the limb for this one guys. Surprise rumble entrant will be Ospreay.

[erickman]

back to watching wwe pay tv, well king is still there.

[ron the dial]

surprise entrant marko stunt

[xrodmuc316]

Reports saying WWE sold about 43,000 tickets, so they will probably announce attendance tonight at about 59,000 :rofl:

[Triple A]

Kickoff show is unbearable... Are there any matches? New Day vs. The Usos for the 800th time maybe?

[erickman]

yeah i am ready lashley vs lestner

[GD]

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[slik]

Maybe Brock and Roman BOTH win and they do Brock vs Roman on Night 1 of WM and the RR winner faces whoever wins on Night 2

[xrodmuc316]

Crazy Isaac Yankem and Fake Diesel had zero Rumble eliminations considering Kane has 45.

[Sepholio]

Gonna commit ritual self-immolation when Johnny Knoxville wins the rumble match.

[Jordan]

Haven't watched WWE in a while. So Sonya Deville can cut a promo huh? She's really good.

[Evil Vito]

Sonya looked fiiiiine as fuck in that ring gear

[Jordan]

Sonya looked fiiiiine as fuck in that ring gear

Right? Man she's fucking hot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Im going way out on the limb for this one guys. Surprise rumble entrant will be Ospreay.

I predict Kota Ibushi. He was slated to be ready to return at the start of this month, but New Japan weren’t in the position to build around him for that time, so it could have been a plan hatched when all this WWE/Anthem/New Japan stuff started kicking up, and he could have gone into quarantine and all that jazz by now. He’s also technically been in the WWE before via the CWC and I think he even worked NXT. It’s “obscure,” but it wouldn’t even technically be a debut.

Yes, it’s wild. If the Rumble piles up with the likes of Finn Balor, AJ Styles and Nakamura…be ready, lol.

[Jordan]

The stadium set up looks really good for this show. Looks huge and yet not too big somehow.

[Evil Vito]

Right? Man she's fucking hot.

Lesbian sex tape someday, I hope

[RP]

Anyone eating anything cool...


I got a frozen pizza. :|

[slik]

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[Jordan]

I think a lot of these "Forbidden Door" predictions are a fun and all but I'm not expecting anyone to cross company lines beyond Mickie James.

[Jordan]

I got a frozen pizza. :|

Damn are there any toppings or is it sadly just cheese?

[Sepholio]

I'm about to eaten some chickenz from zaxbys. Gonna try that new Buffalo Garlic Blaze sauce they have.

[Evil Vito]

9 times out of 10 when I get a pizza, I’ll support one of the many locally need pizza joints.

But I always get a Domino’s Pizza for the Rumble. Can’t help it. It’s my “tradition”.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is just something I want to see, as opposed to something I actually think will happen: In the Women’s Rumble, the crowd piles up with bodies and then a new entrant is scheduled to come down. The lights go down and there’s an evil girl’s giggle and Alexa Bliss is revealed to be standing in the ring doing that shitty fucking gimmick. The crowd groans, because it sucks, and then every single woman in the match starts putting the boots to Alexa and tosses her ass over the top.

It acknowledges that the gimmick is fucking stupid, ends it and could also be taken as the WWE poking fun at AEW overusing the lights out trope in wrestling.

Alexa doesn’t need to be fired or anything. But now that Sonya is abusing her power, she could apply to be Adam Pearce’s new assistant, now that she’s had her therapy and she’s all better.

You’re not going to make this evil doll/supernatural shit work. Even though Alexa looks good in the gear. She can still wear it in a team or a feud with Sonya.

[RP]

I think Randy Orton wins because I dont believe WWE has any idea what they want to do other than to have Lesnar and Roman headline on consecutive nights. So I think Vince goes with his bread and butter. His most trusted and one of his more over faces atm, Randy Orton.

[Sepholio]

Jordan out here being a squarehausen. Probably cursed the forbidden door shut.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think a lot of these "Forbidden Door" predictions are a fun and all but I'm not expecting anyone to cross company lines beyond Mickie James.

Yeah, and look, one is enough, right? It’s going to be surreal enough seeing an Impact champion walk into a stadium full of people. But it’s still just so fucking weird that WWE are doing this in the first place. I’m not going to be the least bit “shocked” if more is to come, for whatever the reasons might be.

[Jordan]

I'm having a fried rice with sausage and veggies and a fried egg on top.

[ron the dial]

actually putting seth "freakin" rollins on the sreen is hilarious

[ron the dial]

i'm sorry booker that is seth "freakin" rollins

[Evil Vito]

Must suck to pay a lot of money and get inside the arena just to find that you’re stuck behind one of the pillars

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think Randy Orton wins because I dont believe WWE has any idea what they want to do other than to have Lesnar and Roman headline on consecutive nights. So I think Vince goes with his bread and butter. His most trusted and one of his more over faces atm, Randy Orton.

Was leaning that way myself, but then I thought about his partner winning, and it makes a fair bit of sense.

It’d be a fresh guy winning they clearly like, isn’t robbing them blind on a contract and has been a focal point of Raw. I think Orton winning would still get a collective groan from people, as awesome as he is, because it’s “same old, same old.” Orton can be dumped, Riddle can get back at the guy who dumped him and win, and dedicate the match to Orton.

Orton’s character could win the Rumble and surprise people by still being dedicated to the RKBro cause (man, I’m talking myself back around to Orton), but Riddle’s gimmick just seems way more natural to have a WWE Title match in his back pocket and be doing scooter races on Raw.

Everyone and their dog will be waiting for Orton to turn, which can be useful drama, especially if it never happens. Orton goes the whole way and supports his buddy in being the WWE Champion.

[Triple A]

9 times out of 10 when I get a pizza, I’ll support one of the many locally need pizza joints.

But I always get a Domino’s Pizza for the Rumble. Can’t help it. It’s my “tradition”.

What toppings brother?

[Evil Vito]

What toppings brother?

I just get the “deluxe” which comes with pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, pepper, and onion

It’s a busy pizza but it’s basically all of my fave toppings in one

[Triple A]

Lesnar vs. Lashley to open the PPV

[erickman]

Lesnar vs. Lashley to open the PPV

one i want to see most 1st good i can go to bed early.

[ron the dial]

not eating anything of note tonight but got a chicken wings & catfish combo with chicago mild sauce last night. only my second time having mild sauce. very good.

[ron the dial]

glad they are gonna replay all the video packages during the show because i am not paying attention to this preshow very much

[slik]

Omos is honestly not very good so I'm actually a little worried how he's going to land on the floor when he gets eliminated

[Evil Vito]

Lmao Booker just picked Lesnar to win the Rumble despite him being the champion and already booked for a title match.

I’d say Booker might’ve just blown a “surprise” except I find it hard to imagine anyone on the pre-show panel knows what is actually happening.

[Sepholio]

I thought Lesnar was announced for the rumble already?

[Sepholio]

Like I've been seeing that for weeks online.

[RP]

Lmao Booker just picked Lesnar to win the Rumble despite him being the champion and already booked for a title match.

I’d say Booker might’ve just blown a “surprise” except I find it hard to imagine anyone on the pre-show panel knows what is actually happening.


:nono:

[RP]

Lmao Booker just picked Lesnar to win the Rumble despite him being the champion and already booked for a title match.

I’d say Booker might’ve just blown a “surprise” except I find it hard to imagine anyone on the pre-show panel knows what is actually happening.


Could be on purpose

[Fox]

Been awhile. What's up all. Hope it's a good show!

[erickman]

so no jobbers pre show match fired too many people.

[Jordan]

Lesnar vs. Lashley to open the PPV

I think Lesnar loses to Lashley, wins The Rumble, rematch with Bobby at Mania. That's a story I'd like to see.

Then I'd have Ronda return, eliminate Charlotte, Charlotte eliminate Ronda and cost her the match. Then have Charlotte and Ronda at Mania but no title on the line, do a blood match.

[Heisenberg]

Women's Rumble going on last? I don't watch RAW or SD and still have heard more buzz about that match than any other one

[Mr. Nerfect]

Omos is honestly not very good so I'm actually a little worried how he's going to land on the floor when he gets eliminated

I’m just worried he’s going to slow everything to a halt, eliminate a bunch of fan favorites and take all the fans out of it.

But I’m telling you — Omos to confront Kane on behalf of Drew Carey and you’ve got yourself gold. “I’ve waited 21 years to get revenge on your freaky butt, Kane!” Omos can eliminate Kane and then get tossed out by everyone else in the match.

[Fox]

I'm sorry, but WTF is Doudrop?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brock winning the Rumble makes sense. It’s just…rote at this point. I think you can get there more effectively by subverting that expectation.

[Sepholio]

I'm sorry, but WTF is Doudrop?

The most over wrestler in WWE.

[Fox]

I'm intrigued. Not sure about that name though.

[Sepholio]

Brock winning the Rumble makes sense. It’s just…rote at this point. I think you can get there more effectively by subverting that expectation.

The only way to throw it off a little is to have Brock go over Lashley AND win the Rumble. Title unification match at Mania with Roman. I don't think people expect a title unification match.

[Heisenberg]

I'm sorry, but WTF is Doudrop?

The most over wrestler in WWE.

She makes a lot of people hard with her titties, they are capitalizing

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lmao Booker just picked Lesnar to win the Rumble despite him being the champion and already booked for a title match.

I’d say Booker might’ve just blown a “surprise” except I find it hard to imagine anyone on the pre-show panel knows what is actually happening.

To be fair, they’ve got champions appearing all over the place in the Women’s Rumble. And Brock has entered the Rumble as champion before. So even if Booker was in kayfabe, it kind of makes sense to say that Brock is going to beat Lashley and then try and go on to call his own shot and get back at Reigns.

It’s a bit silly to bring it up as a possibility if it’s going to happen, and even if it’s not, but maybe they’re just thinking “fuck it, think whatever you want.”

[Evil Vito]

The women’s Rumble invariably looks sloppy even in the best of times. Many of them can’t bump over the top rope cleanly.

As mean as it sounds I firmly believe Doudrop got the title match because getting a woman her size over the top rope would look like shit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The only way to throw it off a little is to have Brock go over Lashley AND win the Rumble. Title unification match at Mania with Roman. I don't think people expect a title unification match.

I thought that was the smart way to go until they started making Lashley look like a bit of a scrub in this feud. But I dunno. Maybe tossing Brock around for 5 minutes will be enough to make Bobby look like a god?

[Sepholio]

Suddenly fearing Brock squashing Bobby in like 2 minutes :(

[Fox]

Booker's beard is phenomenal.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The women’s Rumble invariably looks sloppy even in the best of times. Many of them can’t bump over the top rope cleanly.

As mean as it sounds I firmly believe Doudrop got the title match because getting a woman her size over the top rope would look like shit.

Can’t stand Women’s Rumbles for this reason. You have women literally springing off the bottom rope to eliminate themselves. It’s so fucking stupid.

Progress in women’s wrestling is not to present the women exactly like the men. It would be to present the women in their own way, that suits their style, that can draw money.

Give them their own stips, and let it come out of an evolution of their work. They can do gauntlets, Iron Man matches and I even buy Ladder Matches between the two right women. But Battle Royals are basically big brawls. A lot of the guys can’t even do them well now.

[Sepholio]

shucky ducky quack quack graphic.....groan

[ron the dial]

good to see the shucky ducky quack quack graphic still in use

[Sepholio]

Roman v Seth opening instead?

[erickman]

an they change the 1st match

[GD]

https://c.tenor.com/TOyXToaMp18AAAAC/it-starts-timon.gif

[Evil Vito]

Officially on the Road to WrestleMania Star

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Here we go. I hope everyone has a great time watching tonight.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh, that being said, I don’t think Doudrop got put in the match for that reason. She could be eliminated in a number of different ways. She can get herself in and out of a wrestling ring. I think it’s more they wanted a match for Becky — because they are proving they can have women in all these different spots and still fill a Rumble — and this is just the match they chose. It isn’t important enough to sell a PPV on its own, but it’s not completely unworthy either.

I’ll predict a spot: Just to prove that’s not the reason Doudrop is in there, Becky and her do a spot where she goes over the top rope to the floor.

[Sepholio]

Pats jacket is SEX.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kickoff shows NEVER help.

[GD]

I'd appreciate it if they didn't sweeten the crowd reaction.

[xrodmuc316]

TRIBAL CHIEF!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Roman Reigns very handsome

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Arena looks great. This place seems way better setup than the baseball stadiums they were using

[slik]

Dome looks good on camera, give St Louis WM 40

[Sepholio]

YES

[Fox]

Nice touch.

[GD]

Whoa! Seth coming out to the SHIELD music :lol:

[slik]

LOL @ Seth entrance

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fantastic

[Supreme Olajuwon]

He’s so far away

[xrodmuc316]

LOL Rollins going full Shield

[slik]

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[Triple A]

Kinda want them to play the video packages so I could catch up on the feuds...

[Evil Vito]

LOL Shield music

Come to think, it’s weird that “Roman can’t get over the dissolution of the Shield” is a thing when they had like three separate reunion tours and Mox was the one that betrayed them the last time

[ron the dial]

mox seth and roman

[Triple A]

Hope Dean Ambrose runs in and brawls with Roman Reigns for 8-15 mins in the crowd...

[GD]

There's a new ring announcer for Smackdown? I wasn't aware.

[Triple A]

Is this woman the regular ring announcer?

[Sepholio]

YES ROLLINS YES

[hb2k]

Enjoy Roman while you can, folks. Tick tock.

[Triple A]

Arena looks sweet

[Triple A]

Is Reigns a face now?

[erickman]

Is this woman the regular ring announcer?

thought i saw her on nxt before

[GD]

Damb @ Rollins' powerbombing Reigns

[Sepholio]

lol this is awesome

[slik]

Arena looks sweet

It's actually a stadium

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Rollins so smooth

[Sepholio]

holy shit I thought he had it

[ron the dial]

great match so far

[RP]

Doudrop is a typical " Gertner Girl ". The kind of girl a wild Gertner can pressure into losing weight so he can bang and then destroy her life afterwards.



I hope Doudrop wins.

[Evil Vito]

Damn, if Roman had lost there he would've instantly shot up the betting odds as the Rumble favorite

[Sepholio]

They need to hit Moxleys music at some point during this match even if he isn't there lol

[Sepholio]

I think Romans orbital might be broken...

[RP]

Seth coming out as Shield makes sense lol. I like it.

[Sepholio]

Yea it's swelling a lot and getting more and more discolored.

[Evil Vito]

They need to hit Moxleys music at some point during this match even if he isn't there lol

LOL I can totally buy Rollins planning it as an extra troll

[ron the dial]

how many more times we gonna say god mode

[Triple A]

I think Romans orbital might be broken...

Damn maybe, big red mark on his face

[RP]

Seth Rollins really is a great heel.

[Sepholio]

NICE

[Sepholio]

thats 2 really close calls, wow

[xrodmuc316]

This match has been incredible

[Evil Vito]

I hope green smiley face shirt guy reveals how much money he has someday. Must be beyond loaded to buy his way into the front row camera side for nearly every televised WWE show and even a bunch of non-WWE ones.

[Sepholio]

Rollins is amazing. Holding up the fist and saying come on buddy, ill always love you. Excellenthausen.

[slik]

Good opener

[Triple A]

lol

[slik]

wait what LOL

[GD]

Holy shit! Why would you end that banger with a dq

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Boo

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Great match tho

[Triple A]

lol great way to piss off and deflate the crowd to start the show after they were pumped :y:

[Evil Vito]

Good match, weeeeeeeak finish

[slik]

So dumb

[ron the dial]

great match, i understand the dq i guess, but very underwhelming finish to watch.

[Triple A]

Hope Becky Lynch vs. Doudrop is next and goes 35 mins

[Bad News Gertner]

Doudrop is a typical " Gertner Girl ". The kind of girl a wild Gertner can pressure into losing weight so he can bang and then destroy her life afterwards.



I hope Doudrop wins.

#poty

[Evil Vito]

Seth technically beats Roman again

[Evil Vito]

lol great way to piss off and deflate the crowd to start the show after they were pumped :y:

Only fitting to honor Tom Brady's retirement by deflating the crowd

[Fox]

I really liked the finish. Seth's mind games pushed Roman too far. He didn't even care about the match anymore, he just wanted to choke him out. He had to.

[slik]

Wish Gail Kim would run out right now and attack Roman to a huge POP

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Camera cuts going crazy

[ron the dial]

damn roman

[Fox]

I love this unhinged Roman Reigns.

[erickman]

I love this unhinged Roman Reigns.

yeah this is great

[hb2k]

I love this unhinged Roman Reigns.

Tick tock.

[Sepholio]

ngl that ending had me thinking Mox might actually have been there. I was waiting for it. Woulda pooped my pants.

[xrodmuc316]

The DQ was lame until the follow-up with Reigns losing it and giving Seth about 20 chair shots. Well played

[ron the dial]

seth "frickin" rollins

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Feminine Rumble up next. Hope everyone enjoys this.

[GD]

Hell yeah! It’s Rumble time :yes:

[ron the dial]

shave the mustache corey

[Heisenberg]

Hell yeah, go LITA

[xrodmuc316]

Ohhhhh here come the babes!

[slik]

wow @ women's match already

[Sepholio]

Sailor Banks. Mmmmmmmmm.

[Evil Vito]

Damn, Sasha looking good

[GD]

Melina :eek:

[xrodmuc316]

Sailor Banks. Mmmmmmmmm.

Sasha hot

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Red carpet not nearly long enough

[Heisenberg]

Beating off before the Rumble will not save ANYONE! It's MELINA!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Do the thingy with the legs

[Evil Vito]

Cool, haven't seen Melina in a hot minute

[xrodmuc316]

Yes, best entrance of all time!

[RP]

Man, Sasha Banks is peaking my interest. I want that shitting in my mouth.

[Sepholio]

Melina lookin thicky thicky thicccccccc.

[GD]

Crowd popping for Melina’s splits :lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Do the thingy with the legs

She did the thingy

[GD]

Ummmm what the fuck?

[ron the dial]

oh ok

[Evil Vito]

Lol.....welp

[ron the dial]

oh hello sasha

[GD]

Oh my! Who is going to throw Tamina over the top rope :eek:

[xrodmuc316]

Sasha about to go Brock Lesnar on this Rumble!

[RP]

I'll kill a motherfucker real life just to have Sasha Banks poop a turd withing 30 yards of me.

[Heisenberg]

Guess we needed an early bathroom break, fuckin hell

[Evil Vito]

Fucking immobile Tamina

[ron the dial]

Guess we needed an early bathroom break, fuckin hell

RP sure does

[Evil Vito]

Tamina intolerable

[RP]

RP sure does


Dont be rude bro.

[Heisenberg]

HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!

[GD]

Kelly Kelly is in the house…BABY!

[RP]

No one there knows who Kelly Kelly is.

[ron the dial]

Dont be rude bro.

your turd fantasies are beautiful

[xrodmuc316]

Smelly Kelly

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That’s not Kelly Kelly

Who are they trying to fool

[Evil Vito]

OK that's two entrants in a row where they show the crowd reacting right as the buzzer hits instead of the rampway. Come on.

[RP]

Real talk for a second..


I like Tamina a lot. She seems way underused.

[Sepholio]

Poor Kelly Kelly.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I’m all for Sasha holding court and keeping the ring clean

[Gerard]

Kelly Kelly is almost unrecognisable without the metric shit ton of makeup she used to wear

[ron the dial]

ah fuck aliyah still around? damn.

[Sepholio]

aaliyah hawwwwt

[RP]

your turd fantasies are beautiful


I'm not alone.


Jordan has my back.

[Evil Vito]

NOOPH IS POOP

[RP]

I want to keep being like " Who? " but i havent followed this shit in 2 years.




LETS GO LIV MORGAN! MY PICK!

[ron the dial]

let's go liv!

[Sepholio]

this match just got 10 times more bonerific with Liv.

I'm thirsty tonight boys. Roar.

[ron the dial]

see i got you RP

[Sepholio]

ill double stack em in the corner.

With their consent of course.

[RP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJ6kDNTX0AAMoc0?format=jpg&name=medium

[GD]

Why would you eliminate Banks so early :smh:

[xrodmuc316]

If Julia Hart went blind from a little spit, what happens to Zelina when Malakai starts sending bodily fluids her way?

[ron the dial]

BIANCA BABY

[Heisenberg]

Bianca better toss that trash Tamina over the top rope, dammit

[slik]

surprised at early sasha elimination

[RP]

Cant wait for Vince to be like " Hey Bianca, we need to cut your hair ".

[Mr. Nerfect]

Enjoy Roman while you can, folks. Tick tock.

Do you think a forced babyface turn is coming?

[RP]

Greatest of all time! Dana Brooke!

[Heisenberg]

Dana Brooke and Bianca are the most athletic in the ring right now

[Sepholio]

Dana Brooke makes me think of one word. Motorboat.

[GD]

I bet there are going to be many entrance theme changes that I won’t recognize.

[RP]

All i'm thinking about is all these girls pooping on my face.

[Evil Vito]

Sasha's elimination was a genuine shocker, thought for sure she'd be the Iron Woman

[Gerard]

Cant wait for Vince to be like " Hey Bianca, we need to cut your hair ".

I'd be very surprised if that's all real in the first place. Looks utterly fucking retarded regardless.

[ron the dial]

hate michelle mccool

[GD]

Michelle McCool with the Faithbreaker

[Evil Vito]

Mrs. Taker looks exactly the same

[Sepholio]

Sonya Devillehausen. Very sexy, very evil.

[Evil Vito]

SONYAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wood. So much wood.

[Gerard]

SONYAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wood. So much wood.

Thought I could smell tuna. Sonya and her ring piercing shnozz.

[Triple A]

Thought I could smell tuna. Sonya and her ring piercing shnozz.

Fuck you her nose is beautiful

Bitch.......

[Sepholio]

Ban Gerard

[RP]

I'd be very surprised if that's all real in the first place. Looks utterly fucking retarded regardless.


I think it's real. If not, then that is some dedication.

[Gerard]

Fuck you her nose is beautiful

Bitch.......

If she fell forward she'd strike oil for fuck sake.

[Heisenberg]

Thank you Natalya, now we can get back to business

[GD]

lmao Cameron

[Sepholio]

SOMEBODY BETTER CALL MY MOMMA

[Evil Vito]

I both love and hate what Sonya is doing

It's brilliant heelery but objectively, every heel should just hang around at ringside if it's allowed

I miss the rule that you have to enter by the time the next person gets in the ring

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cameron #2 of the 7 unannounced participants

5 to go

[Evil Vito]

LOL Cameron. God damn, they were desperate.

[xrodmuc316]

LOL Cameron did she ever have a match at all?

[RP]

I dont know half these bitches.

[Sepholio]

Damn Cameron with the purple hair can GET IT

[Heisenberg]

Sonya's get up is fantastic in a style sense, you go girl

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL Cameron did she ever have a match at all?

I think she was on AEW Dark once

[RP]

Sonya looks fucking hot though. I want to smell her poops.

[Gerard]

At this rate im expecting someone to be doing a voodoo dance around the grave of Mae Young to raise her up to fill out the numbers.

[Evil Vito]

Lmao unannounced Melina and Cameron eliminated within one interval

[Sepholio]

LOL Cameron. God damn, they were desperate.

I think they got her solely for Sonya to eliminate her as part of her feud with Naomi. Yeah, see, Naomi next out while I'm typing this.

[GD]

Naomi…let’s goooooooooo!

[Gerard]

Sonya looks fucking hot though. I want to smell her poops.

Pity about all the shit tattoos, big nose and the fact she's a clam muncher.