Official Raw thread(05/09): Gold Rush continues

[Nark Order]

Benoit needs to REALLY get rabid and introduce a new testicle biting submission.

[Londoner]

Lita botches being ringside. She might aswell not even be there.

[Innovator]

Benoit needs to REALLY get rabid and introduce a new testicle biting submission.
Offspring Crippler Chris Benoit

[Nark Order]

Speaking of that, where is Snitsky? He had some crazy beatdown fued with Kane then disappeared.

[Azriel]

Well, thank God this isnt really TNA then :lol:

[darkpower]

Benoit needs to REALLY get rabid and introduce a new testicle biting submission.
Now now, don't give Lita any ideas. :lol:

[Kane Knight]

WOOO!

[YOUR Hero]

This match is awful.:-\

[Nark Order]

Eh, she'd botch it anyways...

[darkpower]

Didn't I ever say how much I think JR and the King need to be replaced already....they are SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!

[Kane Knight]

"IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!"
They told me the Rhythm method worked!

[Nark Order]

Give Benoit the win so we can see Captain Charisma, damnit!

[Azriel]

Its not that bad

[YOUR Hero]

Thanks JR, almost forgot that single elimination means lose and you're out.

[Kane Knight]

Didn't I ever say how much I think JR and the King need to be replaced already....they are SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!
Liar. They are the best announcers ever.

[Londoner]

Speaking of that, where is Snitsky? He had some crazy beatdown fued with Kane then disappeared.

The WWE couldn't (be bothered to) find anything for him.

[Innovator]

How redundant is King and JR talking about Lita's marriage to Kane?

[Nark Order]

At least give him Master's TV time...

[Gone Mad]

Shit, 5 Suplexes! I was wondering when Benoit was gonna do more than 3 again.

[Kane Knight]

Why does Kane always look like he's gotta sneeze?

[darkpower]

They told me the Rhythm method worked!
Yeah, and I heard that they learned it from big Vis.

[Fenix122]

Thanks JR, almost forgot that single elimination means lose and you're out.

lol he said the same thing last week.

[Kane Knight]

How redundant is King and JR talking about Lita's marriage to Kane?
Redundant? Fuck that, it's redundant.

[Innovator]

DAMMIT BENOIT YOU COULD HAVE FINISHED HER OFF!

[Nark Order]

lol. She botched getting out of the way.

[Azriel]

So stupid. This is a match Benoit. No time to show compassion.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, and I heard that they learned it from big Vis.
Yeah. Slap the thigh and ride the waves in.

[Londoner]

Knew it.

[Kane Knight]

lol he said the same thing last week.
19 times.

[Azriel]

Kane Knight is on a roll tonight :lol:

[Nark Order]

God damnit, I don't want to see Kane in the finals. Edge's brick was much more entertaining.

[Kane Knight]

Kane WON a match? :|

[darkpower]

Yeah. Slap the thigh and ride the waves in.
THANK YOU for giving me THAT mental picture.

And Lita screwed Benoit now. He HAD to pay for turning her down.

[Gone Mad]

WTF?!!! HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, Kane beat Benoit! Damn it!

If it's Edge v. Kane, I quit. [/HHH]

[YOUR Hero]

There wasn't any 'electricity' in that match.

[Drakul]

Some guy in the crowd is dressed as the blue blazer :nono:

[Kane Knight]

KANE won a match? :|

[Nark Order]

I already pre-ordered.

[M. Banana]

Kane vs. Edge.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL @ WWE

Gonna turn Lita heel and put her wih Edge

[Azriel]

Mad, it is going to be Edge/Kane unfortunately

[Kane Knight]

KANE WON A MATCH? :|

[Savio]

Yay Kane!

[PullMyFinger]

KANE won a match? :|

You got that right...I can't remember the last time he won cleanly. He's like a Jericho.

[darkpower]

Liar. They are the best announcers ever.
Compared to WHO?! Don West?

[Azriel]

Wow. An hour left and we're on 8 pages already. Way to go guys

[Loose Cannon]

Hillarious. Well the fans are dictating it, so it works

[Kane Knight]

LOL @ WWE

Gonna turn Lita heel and put her wih Edge
Think you can pick the winner of the 2005 World Series while you're at it?

[Nark Order]

Yeah. Kane and Jericho won matches tonight...

HHH REALLY DID LEAVE!

[Azriel]

This joystick Star Wars game looks pretty cool

[Innovator]

Tonight, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nature Boy Ric Flair

Captain Charisma

GoatBoy

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kane Knight]

You got that right...I can't remember the last time he won cleanly. He's like a Jericho.
With a slightly dumber haircut.

[Azriel]

Has hell frozen over yet?

[darkpower]

Think you can pick the winner of the 2005 World Series while you're at it?
We know a team (Yankees) that WON'T be in it. (Yankees)

[Kane Knight]

Yeah. Kane and Jericho won matches tonight...

HHH REALLY DID LEAVE!
It's the end of the world! I'm scared...Hold me.

[darkpower]

Anyone else's teeth hurt anytime they watch that Lance Krall commercial?

[YOUR Hero]

I already told you how it was going tp play out.

[Gone Mad]

Mad, it is going to be Edge/Kane unfortunately

**Rambles on like Flair on crack!** ARG! OOH I hate that Edgeward!

[Azriel]

Dont make me neg rep you darkpower :lol:

[Innovator]

all we need is for someone to get with Steph while HHH is gone, HHH posts is on WWE.com, HHH gets fired

[Nark Order]

CC threw it down

[darkpower]

OMG!!! It's Ric's old theme!

Haven't heard this in, like, AGES!!

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Azriel]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*passes out*

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else's teeth hurt anytime they watch that Lance Krall commercial?
No, but mu skulls does. When I hit my head on the desk.

[Nark Order]

Flair did the fake handshake/hair style move. I haven't seen that forever.

[Azriel]

Peeps Unite, it's Captain Charisma and Goat Boy

[Gone Mad]

**** TEAM PEEPS UNITE! IT'S CAPTAIN CHARISMA and Goat Boy !!! ****

[Londoner]

You guys get it a few seconds earlier...i just read innovators message and then all of a sudden the breaks finish and out flair comes...weird.

Put spoiler warnings in your posts.Bastards.

[Loose Cannon]

Think you can pick the winner of the 2005 World Series while you're at it?

If Lita doesn't turn, I'll change my avatar to whatever you want

[darkpower]

Dont make me neg rep you darkpower :lol:
Ehh, don't take it too hard. Indians won't be in it either, so it's all good.

HEY, I just realized...I GOT SOME HEEL HEAT!!!

[Nark Order]

They're waiting til next week. Smart.

[Fenix122]

Flair vs. Goatboy....

[Azriel]

What? Son of a bitch :mad:

[YOUR Hero]

ahaha, nice.

[Kane Knight]

There's a shocker.

[The Answer]

Crap it's Tomlo vs Naitch

[Azriel]

I could care less about next week. I'm the consumer. I want it now damnit.

[Nark Order]

And why is JR palying CC as a coward?? It's just a routine heel move.

[Kane Knight]

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

[darkpower]

So...who's the face and who's the heel in this one?

[Azriel]

Damn it to hell. You suck WWE!

[Innovator]

low blow and the tights, WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kane Knight]

And why is JR palying CC as a coward?? It's just a routine heel move.
Because it's his only heel commentary.

[YOUR Hero]

punched him in the balls. LOL

[Kane Knight]

Flair getting a win = bad.

[Azriel]

Interesting question dark

[Innovator]

Next week, Match of the century, Christian vs. Flair

[Kane Knight]

WOOOO!

WOOOO!

WOOOO!

WOOOO!

WOOOO!

WOOOO!


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[YOUR Hero]

That quick match had more energy than Kane/Benoit.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Woah. I haven't seen Raw in months, Didn't realize how over Christian was. Man, he needs to drop Tomko, go to Smackdown, and win the title. Maybe his push can actually go somewhere this time.

Also, anybody else notice that Flair can turn face just by going "Wooooooo!" to a heel?

[darkpower]

Damn it to hell. You suck WWE!
We ALL should've seen it coming. :rant:

[Kane Knight]

So how many more minutes will HHH be gone?

[Nark Order]

I'm actually excited for that JBL/Cena I Quit match

[Azriel]

Damn straight Innovator

[Kane Knight]

I mean, he's gotta be going through ego withdrawal by now.

[Londoner]

Well atleast Christian didn't job again, and just realised when i re-read my last post how many typo's there were, fucking hell late night typing isn't my strong point.

[darkpower]

I'm half tempted to order Judgment Day this time.

What do you think? Should I?

[Savio]

I guess next week then

[Innovator]

89 more rep points until I'm more popular than pepsiman...lets make it happen tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Savio]

I'm half tempted to order Judgment Day this time.

What do you think? Should I?If you got the extra money.

[darkpower]

By the way,

how much do you guys wanna bet that we will see a black and white SmackDown Rebound tonight?

[Azriel]

I wouldn't give them the pleasure dark

[Innovator]

If HHH is gone next week, I'm be happier than a hoss in shit

[Nark Order]

WWE's writers are god damned idiots.


AND IF I SEE MASTERS TONIGHT I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE!

[Kane Knight]

89 more rep points until I'm more popular than pepsiman...lets make it happen tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Done.

[Azriel]

I have like 1500 points till I reach the next level Innovator

[Kane Knight]

WWE's writers are god damned idiots.


AND IF I SEE MASTERS TONIGHT I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE!
Suicide pact anyone?

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kane Knight]

Oh goody. HHH on our TV again.

[Azriel]

Start writing your note dark

[darkpower]

Even when he's GONE, we can't escape his voice...DAMN IT TO FUCKING HELL!!

[Innovator]

Being KKK'd never felt so good

[Kane Knight]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Page stretch.

[Nark Order]

They had to compensate somehow for him leaving

[Kane Knight]

Being KKK'd feels like sandpaper and razorwire...

[Gone Mad]

Is it a coincedence that the Raw Divas Search deadline ends on Friday the 13th? Both are signs of something evil.

JR reminds us that HHH is coming back by showing us he left. He should stick to explain what happens in a single elimination match.

[darkpower]

Page stretch.
TIMES 2!!

[Kane Knight]

They had to compensate somehow for his small penis.

[Innovator]

want to touch the heiny

[Nark Order]

*Enter Masters*

[Azriel]

Oooh, its Stacy :drool:

(Please dont come out Masters)

[Fenix122]

WWE's writers are god damned idiots.


AND IF I SEE MASTERS TONIGHT I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE!

Why whatever do you mean? i find the masterpiece to be quite enjoyable and a fantastic nose breaker...i mean wrestler today. :lol:

[Azriel]

*Enter Masters*
Stop jinxing it

[darkpower]

Start writing your note dark
:wtf:

Huh!?

[Kane Knight]

Is it a coincedence that the Raw Divas Search deadline ends on Friday the 13th? Both are signs of something evil.

JR reminds us that HHH is coming back by showing us he left. He should stick to explain what happens in a single elimination match.
What does happen in a single elimination tournament?

[Marc the Smark]

Grisham. Tool. Die.

[Innovator]

Grisham...WHAT

[Azriel]

suicide note

[Kane Knight]

Grisham. Tool. Die.

[Innovator]

Where's Hassan?

[Innovator]

when you need him

[Azriel]

I want her

[Gone Mad]

Ech, Todd Grizzlebees should just shut the hell up! UGH, and I thought Edge was annoying!

[darkpower]

Grishiam is probably having multiple orgasms right now.

[Azriel]

Quiet infidel

[ilt_undertaker]

Margarita break for me. And a Black & Mild.

[Nark Order]

Masters.

[Londoner]

That lucky son of a fucking bitch.

[Innovator]

Todd Grisham is a real geeky Joey Styles

[darkpower]

WTF!??!

SIMON DEAN?!!

[Azriel]

Just keep going Stacy

[Nark Order]

LOL!! NOT MASTERS!! SIMON DEAN AND MAVEN!

[The Answer]

LOL Dean and Maven not Masters

[Gone Mad]

THANK THE LORD SANTA CLAUSE! SIMON DEAN IS MY HERO! :love: :love: :love:

[Fenix122]

lmao @ JR saying knuckleheads

[Kane Knight]

YAY!

[darkpower]

Heh?

Nicey nice.

[Azriel]

Well, at least it ain't Masters

[Nark Order]

Nova is the man.

[Kane Knight]

LOL!! NOT MASTERS!! SIMON DEAN AND MAVEN!
Someone just got spared.

[Nark Order]

He's gonna whip it out!

[Kane Knight]

WHIP IT <s>out</s> up Simon!

[darkpower]

KING: He's gonna whip his stuff up.

O.o

[Shadow]

I wonder if shooting Maven and Simon in the head would do anythinbg. I mean, obviouslly they don't have a brain in both their heads.

[Kane Knight]

DAMN YOU HYPONOTOAD!

[darkpower]

It's probably urine in there.

[Nark Order]

KILL HER!

[darkpower]

It's probably urine in there.
...or maybe not.

[Shadow]

Is he Dean or Nova right now.

THANK GOD FOR THE SUPER HEROS!

[Azriel]

Thank God, stop the agony

[Gone Mad]

*** STAY IN THE BACK! THERE'S NO HEEL TURN COMIN' THRU! ***

[Nark Order]

Run Maven!!

[Azriel]

Now, back to the skirt

[Kane Knight]

STAY IN DA BACK!

[Fenix122]

thank god for that Hurri-rescue.

[Shadow]

LIFT HER HIGHER YOU IDIOTS!

[Nark Order]

They mentioned Heyman.

[darkpower]

OMG!! They actually remembered the Bishoff/Heyman hatred.

There IS a God...AGAIN!!

[Kane Knight]

EC DUB

[Azriel]

Is Stacy gonna be a superhero? Thunderthighs? :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Howabout pedobait girl?

[Nark Order]

ECW on RAW to promote the ppv?

[Shadow]

Wow...they're actually hyping this PPV......

Wonder if Hell froze over again.

[darkpower]

Is Stacy gonna be a superhero? Thunderthighs? :lol:

[darkpower]

Wow...they're actually hyping this PPV......

Wonder if Hell froze over again.
It already happened, right when Triple H's limo drove off.

[Marc the Smark]

*** STAY IN THE BACK! THERE'S NO HEEL TURN COMIN' THRU! ***

:lol: But I think when they lose the tag belts, Rosey will get the blame

[Innovator]

*takes a deep breath*

ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

[Nark Order]

We still have 30 minutes, I guarentee they'll waste a good 10 of it on Masters

[Londoner]

Wait, they mentioned Heyman on TV???? Wonder what's going on there.

[Innovator]

*flair flops*

[Savio]

XCW! XCW! XCW!

[Azriel]

So, we'll see Heyman on RAW soon I guess

[Nark Order]

I may not even mind Masters that much if they put him in an actually fued with real actual RAW guys.

[Innovator]

you hear how loud those chants got in just a short time?

[darkpower]

Coach

EDIT: Err...I mean Shelton

[Shadow]

I think we've all been swerved.

I mean...you've got the former owner of ECW on staff...why not let him write the god damn ECW show himself?

Oh I'm sorry...that would make sense.

[Azriel]

Well, at least Conway's chances are a tad better

[Nark Order]

Shelton. Woooo!

[Innovator]

here comes the new Mr. PPV

[Londoner]

I can't believe the dead crowd reaction for Shelton. Jesus fucking christ those people who go to the shows must be stupid or something.

[Shadow]

Anyone notice that the bell still hasn't rung?

[Londoner]

I thought it did.

[darkpower]

I can't believe the dead crowd reaction for Shelton. Jesus fucking christ those people who go to the shows must be stupid or something.
3/4ths of them are fucking marks anyway, what do you expect?

[Nark Order]

I say they bring La Resistance to Smackdown and team Conway with Haas and Grenier with Dupree

[Shadow]

Yay for Shelton! Go him!

Ok...time for everybodies favorite part of the show...the Masterlock Challenge.

[Londoner]

3/4ths of them are fucking marks anyway, what do you expect?

I reckon they still think HBK did all the work that put Shelton over in that match, and don't give Shelton any credit whatosever...that's what i expect of them.

[darkpower]

JR: We'll be hearing of this kid for many years to come.
I guess JR never seen Team Angle/WGTT at any point.

[Nark Order]

HASSAN!

[Nark Order]

TAKE YOUR SHOT AT THE IC BELT, HASSAN! THOSE RASCIST BASTARDS WON'T JUST GIVE IT TO YOU.

[darkpower]

I reckon they still think HBK did all the work that put Shelton over in that match, and don't give Shelton any credit whatosever...that's what i expect of them.
Good point.

They're still marks, though.

[Azriel]

Edge/HBK should be cool

[Azriel]

At least be glad the Masters thing is short

[Innovator]

I'd love for Edge to win the tourney, then face Batista. Edge gets DQed and goes apeshit on Batista with a chair/brick/Lita. Then he uses his 2nd shot right there and wins.

[Shadow]

Edge/HBK should be cool

If by cool you mean entirly stupid...then yes. It will be cool.

[Nark Order]

RAW has been solid the past couple weeks

[darkpower]

Anyone else starting to take a liking to the Fair Enough.com commercials? Weird to like them, but....

[Londoner]

Edge/HBK should be cool

I'm predicting there will be some 'boring' chants in the match, thanks to Edge. Edge doesn't deserve to be in the same ring as HBK.

[Azriel]

Ur probably right Shadow

[Nark Order]

Oh my god... Are they actually going to leave Masters out of a show?

Trips should leave more often, tonight has kicked ass.

[Shadow]

Edge doesn't deserve to be in the ring with the Boston Brawler.

[Azriel]

They're stupid dark

[darkpower]

THIS again?

[Shadow]

This again? Oh good. I like this video.

[Gone Mad]

John Cena on RAW!! WOOO! Bad Bad Man video. Woo.


...I dunno.

[Nark Order]

NOOOOOOOO!!!! GODDAMNMOTHERFUKCINGSONOFACRAPWHOREFUCKINGCENAANDHISCRAPPYFUCKINGMUSIC!!!

[Londoner]

Oh my god... Are they actually going to leave Masters out of a show?

Trips should leave more often, tonight has kicked ass.

I will kill you if Masters comes on next.

[Azriel]

Ok, so they're showing this on RAW too? Way to separate the shows guys

[darkpower]

They're stupid dark
Yeah...I guess you're right....and so is this video.

[Loose Cannon]

Oh dear

[Londoner]

This music has become annoying already, and this is only the second time its been on, doesn't look to good, eh.

[darkpower]

Mr. T.....STONED!!!

[The Answer]

This is quite possibly the worst music video I have ever seen...

[Loose Cannon]

SMART MARK? WHAT'S A SMART MARK? A SMART MARK IS ERIC BISCHOFF AND ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT ROLLED UP INTO ONE.

[Azriel]

We could have seen sweet Victoria instead of having to watch this tripe again.

[Shadow]

I keep wanting Cena to hit the FU in this video for some reason.

[Azriel]

Wouldnt have saved it Shadow

[darkpower]

No Chris Masters..

They haven't shown a SmackDown Rebound yet, either...

WWE must really BE reading these boards.

[Nark Order]

Cena is trash. Give the belt to Angle or Eddie.

[Londoner]

I keep wanting Cena to hit the FU in this video for some reason.

me to. An F-U on that kid i can't remember the name of for some reason would look cool.

[Shadow]

Said for some reason. Didn't say it would've saved it.

[darkpower]

We could have seen sweet Victoria instead of having to watch this tripe again.
What happened to her, anyway?

[Azriel]

They can do a lot in 20 minutes

[Shadow]

.......The Edge?

[Gone Mad]

We could have seen sweet Victoria instead of having to watch this tripe again.
You are correct, sir. YES! Victoria's ass = Ratings. :love:

So far, SD! and ECW have had commercials on Raw. WAZZUPWITDAT!?

[The Answer]

Those directors should be shot......

[Azriel]

Maria :drool:

[Corkscrewed]

lol... what a great interviewer.. :shifty:

[darkpower]

OHHHH YEAH!!!! MARIA!!!!

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Innovator]

She had 5 lines and botched 4 of them

[Londoner]

HBK just put Shelton over big time in this interview.

[Nark Order]

lol. The Edge.

[The Answer]

Maria :drool:

The botch

[Gone Mad]

Maria = The HOTT. :drool:

Take that, the Copeland!

[Marc the Smark]

Somebody once told me those backstage interviews are taped.

I guess they lied. :lol:

[Azriel]

Just don't even move Maria and you'll be fine.

[Shadow]

She looks like a doll to me. She's still hawt though.

[Fox]

Poor Cena. I'm afraid this will lead to his demise as a main event superstar.

Just like Vanilla Ice.

[darkpower]

She had 5 lines and botched 4 of them
She could botch every single line she has ever had and I still would want her to sit on my lap. :love:

[Innovator]

Good lord the more cleavage she has the stupider she gets