Official Raw thread(05/09): Gold Rush continues

[Loose Cannon]

LOL. Shawn played it off great.

[Marc the Smark]

She had 5 lines and botched 4 of them

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[Azriel]

Shawn is the goods, pure and simple

[Shadow]

You guys are just way to critical of Cena these days.

Let's all focus our criticalness on someone who deserves it. Edge.

[Innovator]

Who here wants to donate to the "Send Innovator to ECW One Night Stand" fund?

Donations can be made on Paypal, cash, full on nudity from Maria

[Marc the Smark]

You guys are just way to critical of Cena these days.

Let's all focus our criticalness on someone who deserves it. Edge.

You mean THE Edge.

[darkpower]

LOL. Shawn played it off great.
May have been a work, actually, instead of a botch.

They both were playing off of it as if it was SUPPOSED to happen.

MARIA HEEL TURN!!! :lol:

[Gone Mad]

Maria can botch me anytime. :shifty:

[Azriel]

Edge ain't bad. He just needs a better character and needs to stop screwing people he shouldn't

[Shadow]

I'll push him over the edge if he doesn't fucking clean up his god damn act.

[Innovator]

YES!

[Azriel]

May have been a work, actually, instead of a botch.

They both were playing off of it as if it was SUPPOSED to happen.

MARIA HEEL TURN!!! :lol:
I missed it. What happened?

[Shadow]

Don't matter Az....Edge is on.

And GETTING POPS! ARE YOU PEOPLE IDIOTS!

[Azriel]

The match of the century next week. Capt. Charisma vs. Ric Flair baby. WOOOOO!!!

[The Answer]

So with the whole Lita turning on Kane angle supposedly going down does that mean it's Edge all the way in this match?

[darkpower]

I missed it. What happened?
Maria called Shawn "Edge"...and I didn't even care for the botch/work.

[Londoner]

Edge should change his theme music, i can't stand it.

[Corkscrewed]

It's a lookalike match!

[YOUR Hero]

Did his coat just get caught in the ramp?

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO! WTF was HBK doing? :rofl:

[darkpower]

HA...the steel ramp turned on Shawn...

ALL TOO funny.

[Nark Order]

Naw. Edge is one of the best the WWE has right now IMO.

He just needs to keep his cock in his pants.

[Jordan]

HBK would make Batista look so good in the ring... (thinks of HBK v.s Diesle)

[Shadow]

It's a lookalike match!

Edge doesn't have a massive bald spot though.

[Azriel]

Maria's hopeless, but hot as hell

[The Answer]

Personally HBK vs Batista would be a match I would like to see.

[Corkscrewed]

I think it did. And then he used it as an excuse to moon Edge... :lol:

Well, that's a new one. Beats Goldberg slipping at last year's Wrestlemania.

[Fenix122]

LMAO @ HBK getting his costume stuck on the ramp.

[Innovator]

The steel rampway is a Bret fan

[Azriel]

As would I Answer, which is why it won't happen

[Jordan]

I think Edge is ok in the ring, this match will probably be good. But he is god awful on the mic.

[Londoner]

So with the whole Lita turning on Kane angle supposedly going down does that mean it's Edge all the way in this match?

Ofcourse.

Can you really see an HBK/Kane final? It wouldn't make sense, and would suck even more than edge/kane.

[Nark Order]

I wanna see Edge/Batista.

[Innovator]

Good lord I'm actually looking forward to the Longest Yard

[Nark Order]

I think Edge is ok in the ring, this match will probably be good. But he is god awful on the mic.
He's not that bad, I think he tries too hard to be a heel nowadays though.

[Jordan]

Lance Krawl makes me chuckle

[Xerzes]

Shawn's jacket/coat/chains looks like the inside of the closet of a grandma. Has Shawn been robbing grandmas?

[Azriel]

I think it will be decent Innovator

[Londoner]

Great, we missed the start of the match here because of the ads..i hate it when they do that, guess it's better than being in the middle of it though.

[Loose Cannon]

Edge is fine to me. Doesn't bore me at all.

[Corkscrewed]

lol

"Amazing hangtime for the older athletic Shawn Michaels."

mincing words :D

[darkpower]

Hmm:

- Davari getting on his knees for Muhammas Hassan.

- Flair telling Captain Charisma that he "wants it."

- Davari having a thing for landing on cocks.

- Viscera humping Sylvian, with JR saying that it was an interesting "riding" motion.

- Maven telling Simon Dean to "Whip some of your stuff up."

- Shawn "accidently" fooling around with the ramp for Edge to watch and admire.

Is it me of has this been one of the more homo-erotic RAWs we've seen in a while?

[Innovator]

WE WANT MATT

[Nark Order]

I even think that (Dare I say it) that Edge is a better wrestler than Matt Hardy is. I will say that Matt beter on the mic though (Fac or heel) and makes me pop more.

[Azriel]

Its just you dark

[Londoner]

Sleeper hold...BORING..BORING..BORING

[Shadow]

Great, we missed the start of the match here because of the ads..i hate it when they do that, guess it's better than being in the middle of it though.

Much better.

[darkpower]

Its just you dark
No..it isn't just me...we just don't want to admit it...


Oh, by the way...


POST #300!!!! :D :D :D :D

[Jordan]

I think HBK changed his ring attire cause his legs have gotten real skinny.

[The Naitch]

World Homo Entertainment

[Londoner]

I hate how JR insults our intelligence..'remember folks, this tournament is for the no.1 contendership for the heavyweight title'...WOW I COMPLETELY FORGOT YOU JACKASS.

[Innovator]

Why all of the sudden are JR and King pushing Kane as a HHH-like figure?

[Gone Mad]

OMG! MATT HARDY IS BACK! AND HE JUST TOOK OUT EDGE AND PEED ALL OVER HIM! VERSION 1 IS BACK!



......yea, I am freakin' bored. Can Edge win already so this pain can end?

[Shadow]

Few people have taken the measure of Kane JR?

I think my brain just snapped.

[Nark Order]

Wierd knee lift...

[Kane Knight]

LOL at JR trying to make Kane sound like some unbeatable monster.

[Kane Knight]

Naw. Edge is one of the best the WWE has right now IMO.

He just needs to keep his cock in his pants.
LOL.

Oh. You were serious.

[darkpower]

World Homo Entertainment
With all the homo-erotic things we've heard and seen....I wouldn't be surprised to see Goldust come back tonight.

[Nark Order]

Edge needs to bring back the Edgecator

[Kane Knight]

MEntion Edge's face a few more hundred times.

[darkpower]

I hate how JR insults our intelligence..'remember folks, this tournament is for the no.1 contendership for the heavyweight title'...WOW I COMPLETELY FORGOT YOU JACKASS.
It's no wonder why I think that Michael Cole and Tazz are the best commentating team in the WWE right now.

[Azriel]

ref bump, how predictable

[Londoner]

Hmmmm refs out... i wodner what's gonna happen..sweet chin music..no ref..hbk gets up..spear?

[Nark Order]

LOL.

Oh. You were serious.
His matches have always entertained me.

[Innovator]

yet again HBK pulls SCM out of his ass

[Shadow]

Edge needs to bring back the Edgecator

YOu said he needed to bring it back and he did.

AND COULD EDGE LOSE! Probably not. Here comes the brick.

[Gone Mad]

"That Impaler DDT wasn't no SuperSized Combo meal at McDonalds with Cheese, I can tell you that!"

LOL, JR said supersize, I thought food. Sounds reasonable, no?

[Londoner]

Yup im right.

[Jordan]

Fuck edge that pieces of shit

[Innovator]

holy fuck he killed HBK

[Nark Order]

LOL!!!!! Right in the face!!! Hahahaha!

[Loose Cannon]

That was hotttt

[M. Banana]

wwoooooo?

[Jordan]

Fuck edge that piece of shit

[darkpower]

DAMN that briefcase shot was fucking SICK!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Edge doesn't have a massive bald spot though.
Or a quarter of the talent

[Londoner]

well actually no i wasn't..missed the ending, assumed it was a spear.

[Gone Mad]

yay. edge won. me happy. me go watch friends. dur.

That suitcase should get a main event push. Soon. A Office Plant v. Suitcase fued would be HOTT.

[Nark Order]

That was insane.

[Corkscrewed]

man, that was a STIFF shot.

[Corkscrewed]

I assume it was made of plastic or aluminium, but it still sounded great.

[The Answer]

Edge vs Batista will be a Batista squash.

[Innovator]

"That Impaler DDT wasn't no SuperSized Combo meal at McDonalds with Cheese, I can tell you that!"

LOL, JR said supersize, I thought food. Sounds reasonable, no?
YOU SAID IT

now I have to go to McDonalds

[Azriel]

That was very sick. Still a pretty good RAW

[M. Banana]

ewwwwww

[darkpower]

Why does Spike TV always follow RAW with pieces of shit like Lance Krall?

Where the Ultimate Fighter when you NEED it?

[M. Banana]

What happened?!

[Savio]

:lol: at shot.

[Nark Order]

Edge squashed HBK's face with the breifcase

[Loose Cannon]

he like threw it at him

[Innovator]

I think the longer the WE WANT MATT, YOU SCREWED MATT chants stay, the longer Edge will be pushed

[Splaya]

yay. edge won. me happy. me go watch friends. dur.

That suitcase should get a main event push. Soon. A Office Plant v. Suitcase fued would be HOTT.

I'm calling dibs on being booker of the match :mad:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I think the longer the WE WANT MATT, YOU SCREWED MATT chants stay, the longer Edge will be pushedWell that's a given, even though we all know he's getting the shit booed out of him because (1) the Matt Hardy situation and (2) the fact that he's boring as shit, WWE writers like to be good every now and then thusly his boos will be enough for them to say they deserve their job.

[TerranRich]

It might have been predicted already in this thread, but I can't be bothered to sift through 452 pages of "Wow"s and "OMFG"s...

but I predict that Edge goes on to beat Kane after Lita turns on him and goes with Edge, as stated in the other thread. I know, it's not completely MY prediction, but at least something I predict will come true. :)

[Gouda]

Highlight of the night = Viscera.

[Corkscrewed]

It might have been predicted already in this thread, but I can't be bothered to sift through 452 pages of "Wow"s and "OMFG"s...

but I predict that Edge goes on to beat Kane after Lita turns on him and goes with Edge, as stated in the other thread. I know, it's not completely MY prediction, but at least something I predict will come true. :)
Well, duhhhhhhhhh.



















:p

[Loose Cannon]

It might have been predicted already in this thread, but I can't be bothered to sift through 452 pages of "Wow"s and "OMFG"s...

but I predict that Edge goes on to beat Kane after Lita turns on him and goes with Edge, as stated in the other thread. I know, it's not completely MY prediction, but at least something I predict will come true. :)

yea, it was predicted already.

By this man

[6to1]

howcome it took over 10 years to get vis a good angle? a few years i mean months off will do trips good, now all jeff jerret has to do is lose his belt an everyone will be happy.

[dalegendkilla]

Christian has to beat Ric Flair next week.

[Crashnburn]

Anybody else catch when Jericho reverse the hurricarana into the Walls of Jericho that JR called it as "Jericho reversed that moonsault, BAH GAWD!" ?