Official Raw thread(05/09): Gold Rush continues

[The Answer]

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GOLD RUSH CONTINUES
MAY 9, 2005


The pressure will be on as the remaining Gold Rush Tournament contenders battle while only two wins away from facing Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Edge will face Shawn Michaels as a bitter rivalry is renewed. Who can forget their brawl all around an arena on RAW. WATCH: 56k | 300k … or their match at Royal Rumble. Both men are on impressive win streaks, but one will have to end short of being the No. 1 Contender. Edge has already indicated that he’ll leave it all in the ring because he sees this tournament as the key to his first world championship reign. It his words, to have two guaranteed World Heavyweight Championship opportunities would be “money in the bank.” Can HBK tune up the band and turn away Edge? Tune in Monday night to find out.

In the other huge semifinal, The Rabid Wolverine will try to rip into The Big Red Monster. With drastically different approaches to a match, the winner will likely be the Superstar who dictates the pace and style. If Kane can apply brute force, he’ll likely advance; if Chris Benoit can cut Kane down and apply his crippling submission arsenal, he should be one step closer to his second World Heavyweight Championship.

And we’re sure to hear from Triple H, who was disgusted with Batista for his role in The Game’s match last Monday. Where does Evolution go from here?

Watch Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; Spike TV) to find out.

[HankScorpio]

"Where does Evolution go from here?"

why are they still talking about Evolution?

[The Answer]

"Where does Evolution go from here?"

why are they still talking about Evolution?

Possible new member?

[M. Banana]

Nothing happens when I click...

[Nark Order]

I hope Edge destroys him.

[M. Banana]

I hope they both lose. :y:

[The Answer]

Nothing happens when I click...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/preview/

[M. Banana]

This is sarcasm...



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[John la Rock]

Gold Rush Final

Shawn Michales vs Chris Benoit

[Gone Mad]

Hi, everybody!

Let's hope for another good Raw tonight. I can't help but predict that soon HHH will take out one of the Gold Rush competitors and become #1 contender... again. Just hope I'm wrong on this.

[The CyNick]

I got a feeling its going to be Edge-Benoit.

I think HBK will lose the match because of Hassan.

Benoit will be beat Kane.

[Xerzes]

Come back, Christian's push. Come back.

[zee deveel]

all of this doesnt matter

[Nark Order]

Clips of Christian getting buried... :(

[Nark Order]

Equally depressing clips of Jericho getting buried... :(

[Nark Order]

LMAO. "Lita botched sleeping with my husband" sign.

[Azriel]

Here comes the HHH bitch fest


Oh, and hey Azrielites :wave:

[mike627]

HHH-time :|

[Azriel]

:lol: That a plant?

[Gone Mad]

LOL @ Triple H Ate My Pug sign!

Time to Hear the game. Crap.

[Nark Order]

I thought maybe it was but I guess not.

[Kane Knight]

Whoever has the Juggalo Sign needs to be killed.

[The Naitch]

lol HHH costs HBK his match and we see HHH vs. HBK (again) at the next PPV (whatever that is)

I'm kidding

[Nark Order]

Anyone else think that Masters may join Evolution soon?

I think that HHH may rebuild Evolution so he can get the advantage.

[Kane Knight]

BAtista is afraid... :|

[Nark Order]

Dave is lookin sharp.

[Azriel]

No, he's afraid of giving you the rematch cause it'll be boring as hell :lol:

And Batista. AHHH my eyes!! Too bright!

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else think that Masters may join Evolution soon?

I think that HHH may rebuild Evolution so he can get the advantage.
I think he may rebuild it because a stable with him at the center better disguises the fact that the show is about him.

[Gone Mad]

Heh, I thought Vis was the pimp. Look at Batista's suit, that is pimp!

[Kane Knight]

No, he's afraid of giving you the rematch cause it'll be boring as hell :lol:

And Batista. AHHH my eyes!! Too bright!
Yeah, the thrilla from vanilla.

Wow. That SO ain't his color.

[Azriel]

I sure hope Masters doesn't join Evolution

[M. Banana]

Oh no, Triple H.....

Time to go learn German.

[Nark Order]

I think Matt Morgan would dominate in Evolution if they gave him the chance (And he switched shows)

[M. Banana]

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[Nark Order]

lol @ Trips getting pissed like Flair.

[Kane Knight]

BAtista's doing better on the mic. Not like "OMG HE'S JBL AND JESUS ROLLED INTO ONE!" But better.

[Azriel]

Uh oh HHH means business :lol:

[Kane Knight]

I sure hope Masters doesn't join Evolution
It would fit.

The past, present, and future of unworthy pushes.

[Azriel]

And he went through you twice. Your point?

[Nark Order]

I love when heels deny their losses.

[Nark Order]

lol KK

[ilt_undertaker]

Dave is lookin sharp.
Yes, very sharp :)

[Kane Knight]

Triple H is nicking lines from JBL?

[Nark Order]

Screw what?

[Azriel]

Please do HHH

[Kane Knight]

And he went through you twice. Your point?
His point is that he's the king of bad scriptwriting.

[Nark Order]

What the... How is leaving going to prove anything?

[Corkscrewed]

DO IT! DO IT!! LEAVE!!!

[Kane Knight]

All this talk about screwing is making me hot. Anyone wanna cyber?

[darkpower]

Begging my ass.

Begging for him to GET THE FUCK OUT!!

[Deceit]

LOL, is HHH REALLY taking a break and letting someone else take the spotlight? no way in hell....

[Kane Knight]

Fucking A, too good to be true.

[Azriel]

Triple H is nicking lines from JBL?
Well, he hasn't said anything about being a wrestling God yet.

[darkpower]

I second that.

[Nark Order]

HHH: I'M LEAVING!

*Trips leaves*





*RAW GOES OFF THE AIR*

[Kane Knight]

Isn't this like the 30th time Triple H has said he'd walk out?

[Azriel]

I'm thinking Hunter is taking a break. Anyone know?

[Nark Order]

What if he goes to Smackdown?

[Deceit]

oh.. my.. god

trips pissed off steph. holy shit

[Kane Knight]

Well, he hasn't said anything about being a wrestling God yet.
Naw, but that "you need me" shit was sooo close.

[Gone Mad]

HHH pulls a MadMan. They stole my storyline, damn it but... at least HHH will be quiet for the rest of the night, WOOOO!

[Azriel]

Bye Benoit :(

[Nark Order]

Kane better lose.

[Kane Knight]

HHH: I'M LEAVING!

*Trips leaves*





*RAW GOES OFF THE AIR*
Wait. I'm confused. Is it off the air because Triple H controls the show, or just because it took him 2:05 hours to say it?

[Azriel]

If the Edge/Lita thing is true, it'll get to Edge/Kane probably and that's where Lita will turn

[darkpower]

Isn't this like the 30th time Triple H has said he'd walk out?
But he MEANS it this time. :D

[M. Banana]

I want to cyber..

[Nark Order]

A stern combination of both

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

im pretty sure the final will be Edge - Kane

[M. Banana]

Batista: "URE A SORE LOOSER LOLZZ!!1"

[Thriller]

good start to Raw i think

[Nark Order]

Diva Search is such a fucking waste of money....

[Corkscrewed]

DO IT! DO IT!! LEAVE!!!

[Azriel]

Shut up Flair.

[Corkscrewed]

okay, that was a really late relay to the site.

Wow, HHH is ordering Flair like a bitch? Sad.

[Corkscrewed]

YES!!!!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[ilt_undertaker]

WTF? I missed it. There bringin that Diva thing back. *angry*

[Nark Order]

AAAIIIIYAYAYYAYAYAYAYIIEEEAAAAEIYA!!!!

[darkpower]

YYYAAHHHEEYYYEEAAHHHAAEEEAHHHYYYAAHHH

[Azriel]

Na na na na hey hey hey...don't come back :D

[Fenix122]

HASSAN IS RIGHT

[Gone Mad]

LMAO! HUSSAN! MERCI! :love: That song just caught me out of nowhere.

[Nark Order]

SWEET!! Daivari is gonna wrestle.

[Kane Knight]

USA! USA!

[Deceit]

I've been waiting for this day for 6 years, thank you god!

[Azriel]

Woah, he speaking English :eek:

[Kane Knight]

When will these retards learn?

[Corkscrewed]

HE SPEAKS ENGLISH!!!! :shifty:

[YOUR Hero]

I liked the beginning of the HHH/Batista promo, but it turned when it really became about HHH.

~sticky

[Nark Order]

lol, Not worthy of breathing the same air.

[Azriel]

Don't get used to it deceit

[Corkscrewed]

Watch, it's like Vis.

[darkpower]

HE SPEAKS ENGLISH!!!! :shifty:
Just as annoying.

[Kane Knight]

Woah, he speaking English :eek:
Not anymore.

[Nark Order]

His english voice is.....wierd.

[Corkscrewed]

Or Y2J.

[Azriel]

Have fun Davari

[Fenix122]

hahahaha jericho jobs to daivari....

[Kane Knight]

JERICHO! :love:

[darkpower]

Y2J AKA, the wasted push

[Marc the Smark]

When I saw Daiviri on his knees, I was afraid he was gonna offer to suck his cock in the ring :wtf:

[YOUR Hero]

LOL,Y2Jj is gonna job top Davari now. :shifty:

[Nark Order]

Cool. Y2J can be buried even more... :(

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else awaiting more USA chants? :lol:

[darkpower]

When I saw Daiviri on his knees, I was afraid he was gonna offer to suck his cock in the ring :wtf:Remember last week. He had Hogan on his knees, and he blew it.

[Nark Order]

At least he'll lose to someone awesome though.

[Azriel]

I sure hope not

[Azriel]

He sure has shiny tights on

[Nark Order]

That flapjack looked brutal!

[Kane Knight]

Nice.

[Loose Cannon]

:( Splitting up Hassan and Daivari way to soon. Hassan needs him.

Daivari is dangerous on the mic.

[Azriel]

That was interesting

[YOUR Hero]

Sweet Walls of Jericho.

[Nark Order]

Y2J WON A MATCH!!!

[Corkscrewed]

Oh man, I almost thought he'd do a modified off the second rope hangman's piledriver.

[darkpower]

Davari loves to look at other guy's cocks, does he.

[Kane Knight]

He sure has shiny tights on
He's attempting to prove that homosexuality is not just for rappers and the French.

[Azriel]

Well, Jericho didnt job at least

[Corkscrewed]

Or a second rope styles clash.

That would have been awesome. :D

[Azriel]

So, next week Davari/Hussan vs. Jericho/Shelton?

[darkpower]

Well, Jericho didnt job at least
There IS a god.`

[Marc the Smark]

He's attempting to prove that homosexuality is not just for rappers and the French.

You mean Cena's a homosexual??? :drool: :shifty: :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Oh man, I almost thought he'd do a modified off the second rope hangman's piledriver.
Come on, like that would be allowed in the WWE. IT's not one of the six approved moves.

[Nark Order]

Tag match next week. Y2J/Shelton vs The Arab Army

[Marc the Smark]

There IS a god.`

We got proof of that when Triple H left

[darkpower]

We got proof of that when Triple H left
AMEN!! :love:

[Nark Order]

Diva search was stupid but... Christy is freakin hot.

[Londoner]

Well this is probably the earliest i've ever joined a Raw thread..i was surprised Shelton saved Y2J, though it makes sense after last week. Shame we couldn't have just a Y2J victory for once without him being beaten up afterwards.

[darkpower]

What the hell was that, Sylvian?

[YOUR Hero]

ah, the english speaking guys from quebec that everyone thinks are from france.

[Xerzes]

Why did I just see a number of men throw Snickers bars at a deer? Ow, my brain.

[Azriel]

La Resistance breaking up? :love:

[Marc the Smark]

Sylvan goes face???

[Nark Order]

La Resistance in singles matches?

[Azriel]

Did Flair say welterweight? :lol:

[Nark Order]

CAPTAIN CHARISMA!!!!

[darkpower]

SYLVAN: WAH WAH!!

[Azriel]

If anything, its probably Rob

[Londoner]

lmao@Christian

[Nark Order]

FLAIR VS CHRISTAIN!!!

[Azriel]

Captain Charisma and Flair! Sweet!!

[darkpower]

Flair wants it.

Time for Tonko to assume the position.

[Nark Order]

lol @ Christain's face after Flair's 'Woooo'

[YOUR Hero]

Christian Vs Flair, this could be a really good match to watch

[Marc the Smark]

This is it..... Flair will have a heart attack tonight.

[Nark Order]

If Heyman doesn't have anything to do with the ECW Reunion show, then why is he voicing the commercial??

[Azriel]

Draft next week?

[darkpower]

This is it..... Flair will have a heart attack tonight.
Then we can all use technical wrestling terms in peace.

[Nark Order]

Naw, like 2 weeks still

[Azriel]

deadly, it's called marketing. He probably recorded that earlier and WWE decided to use it.

[Nark Order]

Flair better do the job

[darkpower]

Draft next week?
Supposed to happen after Judgment Day.

[Kane Knight]

You mean Cena's a homosexual??? :drool: :shifty: :lol:
You mean there was ever a doubt?

[Nark Order]

I'm pretty sure the draft is still like 2/3 weeks away

[Azriel]

Interesting way to promote WWE 24/7

[Nark Order]

Sweet flashback

[darkpower]

WAAHHHH!!! I WANT 24/7!!!

[Azriel]

Bathroom break!

[Kane Knight]

OMG THEY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING THAT MENTIONED THE DRAFT!

And

PROPS TO CHRISTIAN

[Nark Order]

lol, they'll both job

[darkpower]

Watch it be each other. They face one another.

[Azriel]

Hurricane and Rosey should really call themselves the Super Friends :lol:

[Nark Order]

LOL

[owenbrown]

I WANT WWE 24/7 :D

[Azriel]

Even better. Nighty night Sylvan

[Nark Order]

New Big Vis pimp music.

[Fenix122]

Big Vis the pimp...lol

[darkpower]

Viscera = Lillian's new boy toy.

[Kane Knight]

The real meaning of a squash match.

[Nark Order]

Conway's laughing at him. lol

[Azriel]

Oh wait, that was the Super Best Friends. :lol: (And I call myself a South Park fan)

[owenbrown]

he is facing viscera... SQUASH MATCH!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Grenier's reaction was PRICELESS</font>

[darkpower]

The real meaning of a squash match.
Damn straight.

[Azriel]

is Viscera humping Sylvan?

[Kane Knight]

Hurricane and Rosey should really call themselves the Super Friends :lol:
They should have a tag team move where they turn into stuff.

[Nark Order]

LMAO!!! "Interesting riding technique"

[YOUR Hero]

Kane will face the otehr member

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOoo

WOOOOOOOOOOOo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[darkpower]

JR: Interesting riding technique.

Yeah, he does that one all the time whenever he gets out his BBQ sauce.

[Kane Knight]

is Viscera humping Sylvan?
With a penis that small? He'd be lucky to fucka fruit loop.

[Nark Order]

Embalmer. Over.

[Azriel]

Squashness

[Innovator]

Snitsky probably for Conway

[Kane Knight]

NACHOS!

[Fenix122]

LOL he stole nachos

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LMAO</font>

[Innovator]

AHAHAHA

Viscera is the man

[darkpower]

MMM....NACHOS!!

[Deceit]

HAHAHA

Viscera's a pimp

[Nark Order]

He stole his nachos!

[YOUR Hero]

Vis, The Nacho Man.

[Azriel]

Hero, Kanes facing Benoit.

[darkpower]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

This guy is the effin MAN!!

[Nark Order]

lol. Hitting on her while stuffinf his face with nachos

[Kane Knight]

Sexual Chocolate v2.0

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

They should refer 2 him as Big Vis from now, it suits his character more

[Fenix122]

BEST SEGMENT EVER!!! i wish i could be like viscera.

[Kane Knight]

He's breaking a sweat cutting a promo! :wtf:

[YOUR Hero]

Lillian :'(

[Nark Order]

I feel naughty for watching this.

[Deceit]

LOL "World's Largest Love Machine"

[Azriel]

I'd be scared too if I were Lillian

[Innovator]

Vis daddy

[Kane Knight]

BEST SEGMENT EVER!!! i wish i could be like viscera.
Eat more.

[Kane Knight]

Eat more.
LOTS more.

[Batsu]

Kane + Lita .... HILARIOUS.

and Vis as Sexual Chocolate?! They really mean it!!

[Kane Knight]

I'd be scared too if I were Lillian
She's gonna die of Snoosnoo related crushed pelvis.

[Innovator]

Fuck You Lita

[Londoner]

is that new Viscera music again?It seems to change every week...this is the best by far though. Couldn't stop laughing through that whole segment.

[Fenix122]

LOTS more.
damnit....i knew i should've put and i don't mean fat at the end... :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Kane + Lita .... HILARIOUS.
Think Lita <s>botches</s> does Kane's hair at home?

[Nark Order]

I actually wouldn't mind seeing Edge vs Batista twice

[Kane Knight]

damnit....i knew i should've put and i don't mean fat at the end... :lol:
Probably.

[Innovator]

"I always get what I want"

"Me Too"

How true is that for Lita?

[darkpower]

Fuck You Lita
Don't worry. She'll get to you eventually after she finishes off the whole RAW locker room.

[Azriel]

Fuck You Lita
Don't worry Innovator. Kane will have his moment of destiny soon, I hope.

[Kane Knight]

U CANT C ME

[Nark Order]

Yeah, fuck Lita.

Where's Orton when we need him?

[YOUR Hero]

Thisnk Edge and Kane will face of in the gold rush finals. Lita will turn on Kane, to give Edge the win.

[Batsu]

Kane unmasked was orginally supposed to have the hair intact, but Lita botched cutting it well before the segment. Hence the wig + mask.

[Azriel]

WWE seriously need an RNN segment

[Londoner]

Don't worry. She'll get to you eventually after she finishes off the whole RAW locker room.

You mean she hasn't already?

[Nark Order]

Thisnk Edge and Kane will face of in the gold rush finals. Lita will turn on Kane, to give Edge the win.
Exactly my thoughts.

[Innovator]

yeah Hero I came to that conclusion also

Imagine the actual heat they'll have when they get together

[Azriel]

Sounds pretty likely Hero

[Kane Knight]

You mean she hasn't already?
Give her time. She took a month off to find JR's penis.

[Innovator]

You mean she hasn't already?
She said I get her after she finishes the RAW, Smackdown, TNA, ROH, then New Japan locker room.

My number is 396...

[Kane Knight]

HECKFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

Shit. I've been FFC'D

[Kane Knight]

***FCC'D

[Nark Order]

If only Angle would make a cameo on RAW and put Lita in the ankle lock....

[Innovator]

HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

[Azriel]

thats fcc kk

[Deceit]

awesome, more you screwed matt chants! hahahaha

[Azriel]

Gotta love that quote button :lol:

[Fenix122]

hahahah the you screwed matt chants have begun

[Nark Order]

They really need to build up submissions again. They really killed them there for awhile by making nobody actually tap out to them. I say they give Benoit that victory by submission over Kane.

[Gone Mad]

Benoit better kick some brimstone ass!

Oh, and LOL @ continous You Screw Matt chants. Notice JR and King have to talk even higher to cover it.

[Kane Knight]

IT's the rabid Wolverine vs the...Flaming...Errr...Okay, I got nothing.

[darkpower]

You mean she hasn't already?
There ARE the OTHER divas, you know.

[Innovator]

I feel for Benoit, almost every match he's had for a while has had either Edge or Lita involved.

[Londoner]

Give her time. She took a month off to find JR's penis.

Hahahahaha...bet she still never found it.

[Azriel]

Its the match of the millenia: Dark_Kane vs. Azriel. Smell the buyrates :lol:

[Kane Knight]

thats fcc kk
Already corrected.

[Kane Knight]

Hahahahaha...bet she still never found it.
No, but rumour has it he pisses BBQ Sauce.

[Nark Order]

Is Kane getting a belly?

[Kane Knight]

HE's preggers

[Innovator]

Azriel if you lose to DK, there goes any push

[Kane Knight]

I tend to buy the hair pull more if the guy...You know...Has hair...

[darkpower]

HE's preggers
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!"