Raw thread 5/16/05 "Will Lita turn on Kane?"

[Savio]

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The Gold Rush Tournament comes to a close as the No. 1 Contender to Batista’s World Heavyweight Championship is officially determined. Will it be the Big Red Monster Kane, or “Mr. Money in the Bank” Edge?
Edge has used his coveted briefcase at every opportunity to help get him over the top in recent matches, while Kane has his own X-factor in wife Lita. Will the Gold Rush Tournament end with Edge being chokeslammed to Hell, or with Kane being speared off his feet? Tune in Monday night to find out — alongside the World Heavyweight Champion — who Batista’s next opponent will be.

Also announced for RAW, Ric Flair gets his match against Christian. “The Dirtiest Player in the Game” dispatched with Tyson Tomko last week on RAW, and now there’s nobody left between the former 16-time world champion and his target: Captain Charisma. Will Christian be able to come through in a huge match for his peeps? We’ll find out Monday.

The team of Chris Jericho & Shelton Benjamin will get their chance at retribution when they face Muhammad Hassan and Daivari in tag-team action.

And super-sexy Christy will face the gorgeous Candice in a Lingerie Pillow Fight. Christy has had great success in this match in the past. Which Diva will come out on top?

All this and much more, Monday night at 9/8 CT, only on Spike TV.

[Ruien]

Lita heel, this is going to be horrible. Kane vs Edge is my piss break for the night. With no HHH, it is my only other time to.

[Volchok]

Damn dude... A little early don't ya think...

[Savio]

No

[The One]

Edge + Lita = X-Pac Heat...(though last night has me singing a different tune about Mr. Waltman)

[Ruien]

Well The One, that is for the fact he is not playing X-Pac. The reason he blew was he had the same gimmick for years, a gimmick that went out of style when dx did. X-Pac has always been a decent wrestler.

[Xero]

And super-sexy Christy will face the gorgeous Candice in a Lingerie Pillow Fight. Christy has had great success in this match in the past. Which Diva will come out on top?
At first I thought that said 'Christian'. :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

man this is early.

also why in the world is there gonna be a pillow fight?

Lita will botch the heel turn.

the highlights of the night: Christian promo, Shelton tag match. tha's about all I can think of

[Anybody Thrilla]

There will be a pillow fight in order to remind us all that we're about to see dozens more of these bimbos on TV every fucking week as soon at the Diva Search kicks off. It's like sticking your foot in the pool to check the temperature before you jump in, so to speak.

And who cares if the thread is early? Maybe people wanna talk about Raw now.

[Savio]

Damn there's alot of heat when ever I put it up early.

[Nervous Ferret]

your the olny one whoever putss it u[p before 7:30

[Savio]

Diva search Commercial:

Before the Raw Diva search Christy Hemme was just a pretty face. Now she Shoots T-shirts out of guns.

[Savio]

your the olny one whoever putss it u[p before 7:30Not quite you nervous little ferret.

[Nervous Ferret]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3912

da_king may be dead but his rules should still be enforced.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope Snitsky's on tonight.

[The Answer]

My guess is that Lita drills Kane with the breifcase and then Edge spears him for the win.

[PullMyFinger]

The funny part is, I wonder how fans will react when they get screwd and have Batista vs. Triple H III at the next PPV.

[Nervous Ferret]

The funny part is, I wonder how fans will react when they get screwd and have Batista vs. Triple H III at the next PPV.angry.

[Ruien]

Mavens push starts tonight!!!!!!!!

[Gone Mad]

Hi everybody! [/Dr. Nick] I've said this once, I will say it again because of what may happen tonight:

STAY IN THE BACK! THERE'S A HEEL TURN COMING THRU!

[darkpower]

Here we go!

[Nervous Ferret]

yo nerFy is here for tonights RAW, all night long. :cool:

[Nervous Ferret]

HASSAN!

[darkpower]

ALLLAAEEAAAYYYHHHHHHAAAHHH

[SuperSlim]

hopefully this will be a good match

[Gone Mad]

**** BOWS FOR THE KING OF THE WORLD, CHRIS JERICHO! ****

[darkpower]

Wait...wasn't Jericho supposed to get a heel turn coming his way, too?

Maybe it will happen tonight...in this match.

[Nark Order]

Hopefully this won't be a squash match. They better take it to the limit with a sneaky Hassan win.

[Nark Order]

Is Y2J sporting new tights?

[Azriel]

this should be a decent tag match

[Nark Order]

lol "Give me five"

[Azriel]

Hassan is like Havok, he's undefeated :lol:

[Nark Order]

They need to build Daivari as a legitimate threat as well or this will never work. They started to with the fluke win over HBK but since the Hogan tag match he's been a joke.

[darkpower]

Heh...even when King is rooting FOR you, he can still get you with some lame remark.

[Nark Order]

Hassan looks like a badass

[Nark Order]

Damn you Cornhuskers...

[Azriel]

he's equal opp like that

[Nark Order]

Double arab suplex of doom

[Azriel]

Christian/Flair will be the match of the night and you can trust me on that [/Madman]

[Nark Order]

Man servant

[darkpower]

"Man servant"

Yeah, in more ways than one (remembers last week).

[SuperSlim]

SHelton and Christian better win

[Azriel]

Triple threat for the IC title in a few weeks?

[Nark Order]

When is the draft?

[Azriel]

Damn, that was fast

[SuperSlim]

whoopie. Jericho jobs again

[Nark Order]

WTF? I missed how he won...

[Azriel]

It's Hassan, not Assan (at least I think its supposed to be pronounced with the H)

[darkpower]

Here we go...Jericho heel turn.

[Azriel]

E-C-Dub

[Nark Order]

Looks like he's gonna do the "I've gotta win to keep my pride" gimmick now.

[Gone Mad]

Damn it, Jericho! Win sometime, ya bastard. Jericho just needs to turn heel and just beat up everyone!

THIS IS EXTREME!

[Nervous Ferret]

RVDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Azriel]

Ooooh I hope we get Jericho heel turn

[darkpower]

ECW!

ECW!

ECW!

ECW!

:D

[Nark Order]

Why they ever turn Jericho face I'll never know

[SuperSlim]

that ECW PPV should be rated MA not TV14

[Savio]

Ok JR is not Mohammad

[Nark Order]

Exactly my thoughts Superslim.

[Azriel]

We're so picky :lol:

[Nark Order]

lol, that looked a bit fake

[Azriel]

Tajiri/Benoit would be sweet

[Nark Order]

WHAT?!?! YES!!

[darkpower]

Benoit and Tajiri, facing one another?

This RAW just got more interesting.

[Nervous Ferret]

YES they're actually advertising the ECW ppv. And they mentioned Heyman. :eek:

[Kane Knight]

This promo's gold.

Sorry I'm late, folks, been off playing guild wars.

[Azriel]

Azriel/Mahagee. About time too :lol:

[Nark Order]

Good, maybe he'll actually be apart of it

[Kane Knight]

YES they're actually advertising the ECW ppv. And they mentioned Heyman. :eek:
They were ACTUALLY doing that last week too. and the voiceover was Paul. Guess they let him out of the (O'Haire's) Cage.

[Nark Order]

Fuckin replays...

[owenbrown]

RAW - HHH = RATINGS!!! :D

[Nark Order]

Wooooooo!

[darkpower]

OMG...do we have to SEE this thing again? It's just a reason to hear HHH again.

And what is the King wearing tonight? That is some cheesy shirt.

[HankScorpio]

Ya think HHH'll come in and ruin the Edge/Kane match? or is it holiday time after WM21

[Kane Knight]

They're gonna handle triple H? I guess he IS the catcher.

[Nark Order]

I think it may be his new shirt with the WWE...

[darkpower]

I think it may be his new shirt with the WWE...
We know one shirt that won't be flying off shelves, then.

[Nark Order]

Batistabomb through the catering table!

[Kane Knight]

Batista's slowly improving on the mic.

He's not doing great, but not bad.

[Gone Mad]

I'm down for this Benoit/Tajiri ECW rules match. LOL at those two talking to each other.

God, Flair is even wearing HHH's shirt. Can he kiss his ass any further-- I don't want to know how far, actually.

[HankScorpio]

Batista: "go see that Snitsky guy, he'll know who's fault it is"

[darkpower]

WOOOO!!!

[Kane Knight]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Azriel]

Flair turn soon?

[Nark Order]

Damnit, does this mean Xtian is doing the job again?

[Azriel]

And Dave, that WOOOO!! was hella lame

[Kane Knight]

Batista: "go see that Snitsky guy, he'll know who's fault it is"
:rofl:

[Nark Order]

Hopefully Snitsky will be back soon.

[darkpower]

Batista: "go see that Snitsky guy, he'll know who's fault it is"
"And no, it wasn't HIS fault!"

[Kane Knight]

Damnit, does this mean Xtian is doing the job again?
Look at the facts:

HE's been pushed heavily.

He's had the start of a "feud" with the champ on Smackdown.

He's getting massive pops.

DUH! Of course he's gonna job.

[Nark Order]

By soon I mean tonight. He can kick the shit out of Masters or something.

[darkpower]

Hmm..

The forza motor sport commercial...those two girls talking were HOT!! 'Specially that second one. WOW!!

[Nark Order]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Xtian is fucking doomed.

[Nark Order]

Goatboy goes down.

[Kane Knight]

I attended a graduation this weekend, and the speaker kept talking about solving problems. I expected him to hand the mic over to Tyson.

[SuperSlim]

here coems another loss for a good talent

[HankScorpio]

I thought facing Flair was the warm up to HHH, thus the warm up for main eventing. Maybe Xtian WON'T job :-\

[Kane Knight]

Goatboy goes down on Flair.

[Nark Order]

If Dave interferes I'll be pissed.

[Gone Mad]

***** TEAM PEEPS UNITE! IT'S CAPTAIN CHARISMA AND GOAT-BOY!!! ******

[Kane Knight]

Wow. GAY

[SuperSlim]

weird shirt

[Nark Order]

LOL!! Sweet attire!

[Kane Knight]

Did the Funky Bunch have a garage sale?

[HankScorpio]

uhh Xtian, the 90's was in the 90's

[Azriel]

Here we go! Get him Christian

[Nark Order]

Captain Charisma strut of doom!

[HankScorpio]

better than the Captain Charisma costume tho

[SuperSlim]

hasn't he leard from 20+ years that he can't nail a move from up there?

[Azriel]

By the way, I got that game Mercenaries yesterday. Pretty kick ass game. I love blowing stuff up :D

[Nark Order]

I thought the entrance attire was pretty damned cool myself. I can just imagine him having the WWE Championship under it and unleashing it when he gets in the ring.

[Azriel]

He's a glutton 4 punishment I guess Slim

[HankScorpio]

hasn't he leard from 20+ years that he can't nail a move from up there?

that IS his move, he nails it everytime ;)

[Nark Order]

hasn't he leard from 20+ years that he can't nail a move from up there?
lol. I laugh my ass off everytime he goes up top.

[Azriel]

It's the Charisma Flop!

[Nark Order]

WTF!?!?!

[Azriel]

What? :mad:

[HankScorpio]

damn, that was quick

[Nark Order]

KICK HIS ASS!!

[Azriel]

Another PPV setup I guess

[Nark Order]

Damnit, Dave is gonna come out

[Rain Man]

Wow just turned Raw on to see Christian job to Flair.. Should be a great one tonight

[Azriel]

Yeah, they're upset cause they got jipped

[Nark Order]

Called it (Not that it wasn't obvious.)

[SuperSlim]

aw come on that was messed up. rope grabin, tight grabbin, butt showin, more rope grabbin.

[Azriel]

Bye Christian :(

[Nark Order]

NOOO!!! Batistabomb to Captain Charisma!

[Gone Mad]

NOOO!! Everyone beating up on poor Captain Charisma. :'(

[SuperSlim]

Batista layin it down.

[MVP]

Listen to the crowd mark out for Batista right now.

THAT is how you book the man. I don't care if he's beating Xtian down.

[Azriel]

Flair turn folks. Bout time too.

[darkpower]

Please let this mean Christian being chosen for SmackDown.

Him vs. Cena = buyrates

[SuperSlim]

ewwww she looks ugly

[Nark Order]

"May I have a screw with you"

[darkpower]

AHAHAHAHAHA @ Edge at that abrupt entrance!

[Azriel]

Edge and Lita. Hmmm

[Nark Order]

"Wank on it!!"

[Azriel]

Christian/Cena would be insane

[darkpower]

Hmm...I'll wait until I see SmackDown Thursday to decide if I'm ordering Judgment Day or not.

[Gone Mad]

Well, well, well... look who is on my tv. MR. and Mrs. Boring.

Edge: GRR! I'M ANGRY! GR! WHINE!
Lita: ............

[SuperSlim]

interesting commercial

[Azriel]

Maybe Orton and will be traded to Smackdown as well

[SuperSlim]

*Edge walks up

Edge: I need to talk to you!

Lita:... *whispers* what's my line?

Edge: DAMN IT!

Lita; DAMN IT!

*Edge walks away shaking his head

[Nark Order]

One can only hope.

[SuperSlim]

is that a Hanson movie?

[darkpower]

Maybe Orton and will be traded to Smackdown as well
I have this small feeling they will move Eugine to SD, whether or not we will agree with that one.:eek:

[Savio]

WWE hates christian.

[MVP]

I could see Flair joining Batista, and when HHH comes back he is obviously pissed off about it, and it leads to HHH vs. Flair at SS. That'd be the goods.

Unless that's already in the works, and I've been oblivious to the rumors.

[Innovator]

MASTERS!!!!! MARK OUT!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

Craptacular piece. time for a break

[darkpower]

Well, here's someone I wish was in that limo WITH HHH last week.

[Savio]

What did Maria ask?

[Innovator]

I wanna see Big Vis break the lock

[darkpower]

What did Maria ask?
"Are you hurt?"

[Gone Mad]

Well everyone. Time for our first piss break. The Piece of shit is on our TVs.

Ugh.... ECW should just come out and just murderlize him.

[PullMyFinger]

When Christian was being interviewed in the back...did anyone else hear that crazy scream in the background? :lol:

[Azriel]

Gee, Maria's becoming Miss Obvious. She looked tight ass fine though

[darkpower]

I wanna see Big Vis break the lock
He just might be able to. He's already breaking Lilian's lock if you know what I mean.:naughty:

[HankScorpio]

Master thinking while posing: rainbows, lollypops & shunshine...."

[Azriel]

He needs to start wrestling RAW wrestlers and not jobbers already

[owenbrown]

piss break time...

[darkpower]

Well, he did sell me with that cheap heat making fun of Omaha, heh.

[Azriel]

Switching to Merc for a minute

[Innovator]

haha the guy's gut is hanging out

[Innovator]

STEVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkpower]

STEVEN RICHARDS!!! BOUT DAMN TIME!!!

[SuperSlim]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STEVEN RICHARDS!

[MVP]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEVIE :love:

[HankScorpio]

thank god, this means Masters is going to Heat

[owenbrown]

STEVIE RICHARDS!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

[Azriel]

Stevie!!!!

[Gone Mad]

BREAK HIS FUCKIN NOSE, STEVIE!!!!

I'LL SHOW YA, YOU'LL SE-- you know what, he's jobbing, damn it.

[Gouda]

Marked out for Stevie!

[Gouda]

And a rare appearance by Gouda in the Raw thread means you can all mark out too!

[darkpower]

Finally, someone that can carry Masters to a DECENT match.

[Savio]

He should have choked him Darth Vader style.

[PullMyFinger]

I would mark out like crazy tonight if the Blue Meanie showed up and the bWo began LOL

[Kane Knight]

What? Did Steven lose his invisibility cloak?

[darkpower]

And a rare appearance by Gouda in the Raw thread means you can all mark out too!
Captian Cheeserisma! :D

[darkpower]

OH HELL YEAH!! HERE WE GO!!

[Kane Knight]

He should have choked him Darth Vader style.
"MAsters...I am your FATHER..."

[Ruien]

I missed it, did Xian or Flain win?

[Gone Mad]

ECW ! ECW! ECW!

Yoshihiro and Benoit about to kick some ass, enjoy.

[darkpower]

They are remembering the animosity that King has for ECW? WWE Creative are remembering a LOT of things lately, are they?

[Azriel]

Flair, by grabbing the ropes and tights

[Azriel]

Tajiri's dead I think :lol:

[Kane Knight]

WOOOHOOO! SPOTFEST!

[darkpower]

oh my God...holy shit moment coming up

[Azriel]

Thats RVD proportions there

[The One]

You know...Benoit and Tajiri did alright...

And there is Coach... :|

[darkpower]

GODDAMNIT COACH!!!

[Azriel]

Shut up Coach

[Kane Knight]

They are remembering the animosity that King has for ECW? WWE Creative are remembering a LOT of things lately, are they?
Or they're just pissing on a product due to conflict of egos.

[Azriel]

You suck Bischoff. Let them kill each other

[Gone Mad]

Damn, I was about to say, Benoit is insane.

What a way to build up that PPV, BTW.

[darkpower]

Or they're just pissing on a product due to conflict of egos.
Like they are right now?

[Loose Cannon]

Heyman vs Bischoff angle possibly :love:

[Loose Cannon]

3 HOTTT ANGLES TONIGHT :love:

[Azriel]

The fans are nuts! Some big heel heat for Eric

[Kane Knight]

Wow. Hyping ECW.

[Loose Cannon]

CHRISTIAN VS BATISTA :love:

Richards vs Masters :love:

ECW vs Bischoff :love:

[The One]

And Bischoff has offically become the number one heel in this company in alot of people's eyes.

[Loose Cannon]

HOTTTTTTTTTT

NO HHH = RATINGS

[Azriel]

Richards/Masters I could care less about, but everything else sounds awesome

[darkpower]

Why do I see a Vince McMahon appearence happening tonight now? I figure he'd have an answer to that? Or...maybe they can use that as something that will inspire Teddy Long to try to recruit everyone from RAW who would be in the ECW PPV to SmackDown.

Possibilities are endless now. Only if I was in the WWE Creative.

[Innovator]

ECW! ECW! ECW!

[The One]

What the fuck is going on? I am enjoying RAW. :eek:

[Savio]

Banning the letters ECW? ho an this happ n ri?

[Innovator]

I'm waiting for Heyman to come in with the Dudleys and unleash hell

[Gouda]

Really should have had Heyman come out there and punk out Bischoff.

[6to1]

And Bischoff has offically become the number one heel in this company in alot of people's eyes.
now that is how you push a ppv i wonder what heel group bischoff start to raid the ecw ppv.

[darkpower]

Banning the letters ECW? ho an this happ n ri?
I'll be looking for a Vinnie Mac or Teddy Long appearance tonight now from that alone.

[PullMyFinger]

I DONT CARE IF THE DUDLEYS ARE ON SD, I WANT THEM ON RAW RIGHT NOW!

[Kane Knight]

CHRISTIAN VS BATISTA :love:

Richards vs Masters :love:

ECW vs Bischoff :love:
One of the best Raws in a long time.

[Gouda]

Banning the letters ECW? ho an this happ n ri?
They're working their way up to banning all letters but "H"

[Azriel]

Looks to be quite awesome

[darkpower]

2nd piss break of the night coming up.

[PullMyFinger]

Like I said, if I were a mark fan, I would be pissed to find out that the tourney was pointless and HHH was going to headline the next PPV.

Oh well, mind as well enjoy this HHH-less Raw.

[Azriel]

I have a feeling we'll have a Viscera appearance shortly

[Gone Mad]

Redheads. :drool:

I bet Vis is coming out very shortly. ;)

[Azriel]

Candice and Christy are smoking.

[darkpower]

Candace is actually looking pretty hot tonight.

[SuperSlim]

piss break number 2

[Savio]

I'll be looking for a Vinnie Mac or Teddy Long appearance tonight now from that alone.Or maybe E & C will team up again since they banned there tag team name.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. I predict Visera's coming out.

I can also predict last week's Lotto numbers.

[Azriel]

I would love to see a 69 like pin

[SuperSlim]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Savio]

I think viseras hiding under the bed he'll pop out and anal rape them.

[SuperSlim]

man that was retarded. I feel dumb watchin that

[Kane Knight]

When this match ends, we're ALL Winners

[The Answer]

I have a feeling we'll have a Viscera appearance shortly

:y:

[SuperSlim]

now things are kickin up :D

[Azriel]

Yep, no suprise there

[Kane Knight]

TWO MASSIVE APPETITES. LOL

[Gone Mad]

$$$$ AAAAH, YES! Big Vis is in the house. $$$$$$$

[ilt_undertaker]

BIG VIS! SIT ON THME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkpower]

DAMN....Vis is PIMPIN tonight in THAT damn suit.

Just don't upset Lillian now! :D

[SuperSlim]

Christy still looks ugly

[The One]

And here comes Vis.

[Azriel]

:lol:@ Christy's reaction

[Kane Knight]

Is it NACHOS?

[SuperSlim]

come on LIllian

[SuperSlim]

woooooooo Lillian! Lillian!

[Kane Knight]

come on LIllian
Don';t give vis any ideas...

[Azriel]

What's with the whole Lillian/Vis thing? What about like Stacy?

[darkpower]

I am now a Vis mark...OFFICIALLY!!

[6to1]

1 week without trips and raw gets better go big vis.

[ilt_undertaker]

I wonder how much his suit cost?

[SuperSlim]

he found the food. ... milk included

[The One]

Fucking hell I am loving this Vis angle. I fucking love this guy!