Official Monday Night Raw Thread (8/29/05): STREET FIGHT!

[Loose Cannon]

I wanna bang Lita from behind while she's cleaning bathroom sink :cool:

[Kane Knight]

Those tits are legalized mammaries

[Azriel]

Aww, no conchairto

[Kane Knight]

Ok, if I was one of those guys in the front row I would definitely try to get her shirt :lol:

Hope you have good aim.

[Azriel]

That was brutal

[Kane Knight]

"The Folks at Home Depot must be proud tonight."

[Kane Knight]

JEsus, don't end this the same way as the PPV.

[Bixente]

Is Lita desirable to most of the members tonight?

Maybe so, but not as desirable as some McNuggets. :yes:

[Azriel]

Yeah, JR actually made a funny

[Kane Knight]

D-VON! Get the TABLES!

[Kane Knight]

To Hell with the fans?

[Azriel]

They're gonna set up a Last Man Standing match at the PPV. Betcha

[Kane Knight]

YES!

[RP]

lol at Edge falling down after three punches.

[ThruTheWire]

They're gonna set up a Last Man Standing match at the PPV. Betcha

I was thinking since he said "I'll gladly go to hell but i'll take edge with me"

Hell in a Cell maybe...

[Kane Knight]

HARDY! HARDY!

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Hardy doing that DDT on the steel steps

[Loose Cannon]

This shit is so fucking awesome

[Azriel]

Damnit Matt, those steps aren't made of cotton candy :lol:

[darkpower]

How the fuck are there no blade jobs in this match yet?

[Kane Knight]

I love how JR's trying to stay contemporary. Case in point, Dr Phil.

[RP]

I SAW TITTIES!

[Kane Knight]

Lita's reminding me of a friend's mom. Hot from the neck down.

[Azriel]

About as personal as sports entertainment can get :lol:

[Bixente]

Kill 'im, 'Ardy! Kill em! Kill 'em, 'Ardy!

Steel steps, steel steps! :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Ladders and...and...and...

[Azriel]

Swanton?

[ThruTheWire]

HOLY SHIT.. this fued just got hot again.

[darkpower]

ALRIGHT, JR, we GET that this is a fucking street fight...shut the fuck up about it already.

[Kane Knight]

And...

[Azriel]

Nice try Matt

[Kane Knight]

ALRIGHT, JR, we GET that this is a fucking street fight...shut the fuck up about it already.

I thought this was a debate on foreign policy.

[Azriel]

Oh no, not...the GARBAGECAN!

[Kane Knight]

You know, who could land their planes on foreign soil? ;)

[Kane Knight]

That Tin might give him a headache!

[ThruTheWire]

lol @ king "dont chase, replace"

[Kane Knight]

They need to get REAL brutal. Zi his dick into his zipper!

[Morgan]

I had to go to the bathroom:shifty:

[Azriel]

So close to popout

[Batsu]

YOu know what, Edge and Matt are slowly making this worth it.

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!!!!!! SIDE EFFECT OFF THE STAGE!!!

[Azriel]

Shocking!!!

[RP]

BAH GAWD

[Loose Cannon]

OMG

[darkpower]

HOLY SHIT!!

[Kane Knight]

lol @ king "dont chase, replace"

Wise words from our Yoda.

[Azriel]

That was cool

[Gone Mad]

HOLY SHIT! Those two are dead! :eek:

[Bixente]

Are Edge and Matt discussing foreign policy on the steel steps?

[The Answer]

That was a sweet match

[Watson]

How fucked up is this? Matt and Edge's match tonight on RAW (which is free to watch) was 10 times better than their match at Summerslam (which costed around $40 bucks to watch). Only in WWE....

[Azriel]

They'd better not start stuttering :lol:

[RP]

CALL THE HELP DESK!

[Splaya]

holy mother of shit

[Loose Cannon]

Here them pops.

I swear, it's like a lightbulb goes on and off for these bookers

[RemyRed]

I hope they both die.

[V]

OMG, RANDEM LIGHTS, THEY MUST B DED

[Azriel]

Power's off and yet the cameras still rolling :lol:

[The Answer]

What the hell Hardy had him covered where's the three count ;)

[Deceit]

goddamnit, i turn to get the rams/lions score and there's a big spot. what happened?

[Kane Knight]

I'm calling it now. Lita, sick of the boys fighting over her, gets a new lover...Trish.

[darkpower]

I thought this was a debate on foreign policy.

No that belongs to THIS guy: http://hefedpoland.ytmnd.com/

[Joey Slugs]

wow. good match.

[Schoenauer]

Edge died.

[Watson]

goddamnit, i turn to get the rams/lions score and there's a big spot. what happened?

lol ain't that a bitch?

[darkpower]

Power's off and yet the cameras still rolling :lol:

Prolly have more than one generator in that place...at least I would think, or at least SOMETHING covering their asses in that sort of situation.

[Azriel]

that match was money

[Deceit]

i should've had my dvr recording, goddamnit

[Loose Cannon]

Power's off and yet the cameras still rolling :lol:

you know you have to have an IQ of 19 for wreslting. I go into that mode every time I watch. Evertyhing is real right now to me

[Azriel]

Now, where do we go from here with this?

[Bixente]

Power's off and yet the cameras still rolling :lol:

:D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :D :D

[Kane Knight]

Power's off and yet the cameras still rolling :lol:

Battery power?

[Azriel]

Liked the little stunt fall by the ref there :lol:

[RP]

I'm worried...

[Kane Knight]

They're selling this hardcore, man.

[Loose Cannon]

Reminds me of the Outlaws dumpster thing in 98

[Azriel]

Well, hopefully Edge didnt reinjure himself

[Loose Cannon]

'97

[Kane Knight]

MAn, I haven't heard this kind of emotion from Lawler and Ross in a while.

[Gone Mad]

You know, for something tragic, they sure do run it alot. "Bawgawd, it was hidious.. let's show it again. "

[ThruTheWire]

They're selling this hardcore, man.
Real hardcore, looked like Edge was crying.

That just totally resurrected Hardy though... what a match.

[Kane Knight]

Reminds me of the Outlaws dumpster thing in 98

About then, actually.

[RP]

Well, hopefully Edge didnt reinjure himself


:|

He fell 5 feet into rubber wires. With fireworks. He can walk it off.

[Bixente]

Has Kurt appeared yet?! :mad: The friggin' show's been going for like six hours, and sluts like Lita have taken precedence over God!

WWE are sending us a message: Tits < God

[roach21]

Lita< Mae Young & Moolah

[Azriel]

Reminds me of the Outlaws dumpster thing in 98
and they sold the crap out of that thing since that was really the first time they did that.

[Deceit]

Edge either deserves an Academy award for that acting performance or a visit to Dr. Andrews in Alabama.

[darkpower]

They're selling this hardcore, man.

In all serriousness...I'm hoping that it was a work, and not for real.

As much as I could hate either one of those guys...don't want to see another black mark in the "business".

[ThruTheWire]

Has Kurt appeared yet?! :mad: The friggin' show's been going for like six hours, and sluts like Lita have taken precedence over God!

WWE are sending us a message: Tits < God

Will you shut the fuck up.

[darkpower]

MAn, I haven't heard this kind of emotion from Lawler and Ross in a while.

Not since 99.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Edge is the fucking man. His acting ability is off the charts.

Edge for world champion within a year.

[roach21]

:|

He fell 5 feet into rubber wires. With fireworks. He can walk it off.


Hell, if you land the wrong way on anything you can hurt yourself, but I think this is a sell

[Kane Knight]

Real hardcore, looked like Edge was crying.

That just totally resurrected Hardy though... what a match.

Prolly realised he might actually lose this feud.

[Azriel]

Noob, please hush up and go crawl back into your cave

[Splaya]

It's going to be interesting..,..





CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[RP]

I'd lick Litas tits like a cat cleans itself.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, I totally forgot Cena was on Raw

[Kane Knight]

In all serriousness...I'm hoping that it was a work, and not for real.

As much as I could hate either one of those guys...don't want to see another black mark in the "business".

I don't think either is legitimately hurt.

[Azriel]

The CHAMP IS HURRR

[Kane Knight]

Oh look, Lance Cade....

[darkpower]

I don't think either is legitimately hurt.

Me either... :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

This is lame.

[RP]

Oh god go away Cena.

[Kane Knight]

When did he become a hick?

[Kane Knight]

LMAO!

[ThruTheWire]

..... oh no.....

[Bixente]

Will you shut the fuck up.

Why should I? I assume you're a redneck American who voted for Bush and also have a massive gun collection, since you're acting like a dickhead, frankly, but I thought America was the "Land of the Free"? I guess not.

No, I will not shut the fuck up. And what does that even mean?

[Kane Knight]

That was aWESOME.

[darkpower]

Cena made a Geico joke.

HEHEHEHEHE

[RP]

MAN YOU ARE CORNNNNNNNNNNY!

[Azriel]

:lol:@Cena

[RP]

This is the worst promo ever. Kurt please save this segment.

[RP]

The man is here!

[Loose Cannon]

well the catch phrase works

[Azriel]

Wish is granted Rectal. Good timing

[Kane Knight]

Why should I? I assume you're a redneck American who voted for Bush and also have a massive gun collection, since you're acting like a dickhead, frankly, but I thought America was the "Land of the Free"? I guess not.

No, I will not shut the fuck up. And what does that even mean?

Wow. You are like, seriously spastic.

[Gone Mad]

$$$ IT'S TRUE! IT'S KIRK FREAKIN' ANGEL!!! $$$

[ThruTheWire]

Why should I? I assume you're a redneck American who voted for Bush and also have a massive gun collection, since you're acting like a dickhead, frankly, but I thought America was the "Land of the Free"? I guess not.

No, I will not shut the fuck up. And what does that even mean?

Actually I am from CANADA asshole. Way to completely invalidate any points you were just attempting to make.

[RP]

Kurt :love: :drool: :heart:

[roach21]

Dear God,
Please let Angle beat Cena at the next PPV. Thanks

[Kane Knight]

I raped your momma with a broken freakin' neck!

[Kane Knight]

Actually I am from CANADA asshole. Way to completely invalidate any points you were just attempting to make.

Yeah, it's awell known fact that Canada hates freedom. :shifty:

[Azriel]

Kurt's da man

[Kane Knight]

Kurt is INDEED da man.

[Azriel]

He speaks the truth

[Kane Knight]

Come on, tell 'im, Lex Luther.

[RP]

Its true!

[Kane Knight]

BTW, my mother actually thought Edge and Hardy were hurt.

[Kane Knight]

Holy shit, they're reminding people that he's a winner! :eek:

[McLegend]

Angle is God

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I raped your momma with a broken freakin' neck!

I :heart: you, Kane Knight. I :heart: you.

But I want Cena to disappear off of my television and never come back on it.

Now, a Jericho/Angle feud is a different story. The winner and runner up of TPWW's favorite wrestler tournament. :drool:

[RP]

HAHAHA SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

[Azriel]

Kurt's an angry one

[ThruTheWire]

Angle is more on his game then I've ever seen him.

[darkpower]

KURT: At Unforgiven, I will SAY it instead of SPRAY it.

[Kane Knight]

They need to sell a "WWKFAD" line of shit.

[Kane Knight]

Angle is more on his game then I've ever seen him.

Tell me about it. That shit was intense.

[Azriel]

Here we don't go

[Kane Knight]

OUCH! Suge Knight reference.

[Loose Cannon]

much much better then Cena/Jericho

[Kane Knight]

Where's Eric?

[roach21]

King referenced Suge Knight, Just Damn!!

[Sepholio]

Why did everyone start hating Cena all of a sudden?

I never liked him in the first place :lol:

[Azriel]

HA! Told ya

[Kane Knight]

Who needs a mic?

[Kane Knight]

Uh oh.

[owenbrown]

I ABSOFUCKINLUTELY want Angle to win the WWE title now.... he is GOLD!!!

[Bixente]

About time :mad: Kill him, Kurt!! Kill 'im! Break his ankle in half!! :D

[Morgan]

I don't mind Cena. It's just that Angle owns him in every way, and Cena gets annoying.

[Kane Knight]

A rapper making a gay comment. Pot meet kettle.

[FearedSanctity]

LOL, Cena

[Azriel]

Gay reference huh Cena? :lol:

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Cena!

[Kane Knight]

I don't mind Cena. It's just that Angle owns him in every way, and Cena gets annoying.

[Kane Knight]

Gay reference huh Cena? :lol:

Well, it takes one to know one.

[ThruTheWire]

REF just definitely touched angles bare asscheek

[Loose Cannon]

Good shit

[Sepholio]

LOL at Angle's look. It's like omfg did he just make a lame gay joke?

[Azriel]

That was 5 minutes too long

[darkpower]

Cena actually did a decent promo for once. Shocking!

[Kane Knight]

TNA ad.

[Splaya]

WHOA A TNA COMMERCIAL ON RAW :eek:

[Kane Knight]

Cena actually did a decent promo for once. Shocking!

IT was mostly crap.

[Kane Knight]

WHOA ANOTHA TNA COMMERCIAL ON RAW :eek:

[Azriel]

Indeed it was

[ThruTheWire]

IT was mostly crap.
Yeah Cena's material is pretty lame. After the whole car insurance thing... he lost me like usual.

[owenbrown]

TNA ad.

Spike TV must be trying to bury WWE in their last 5 weeks of programming on their network :shifty:

[Azriel]

WWE, give Kurt the title NOW

[ThruTheWire]

WHOA A TNA COMMERCIAL ON RAW :eek:

WTF I'm not seeing these commercials..... stupid TSN.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah Cena's material is pretty lame. After the whole car insurance thing... he lost me like usual.

That cracked me up.

I mean, I can't say it's not a bit overdone, but what the fuck?

[roach21]

You've been KKK'd! : Sound like Punk'd for skinheads

[Kane Knight]

Spike TV must be trying to bury WWE in their last 5 weeks of programming on their network :shifty:

And then they'll do the same thing to TNA 5 weeks from now.

[darkpower]

IT was mostly crap.

Like I said, it was a decent promo.....usually they are nothing BUT crap.:shifty:

[Azriel]

I'm not seeing these TNA commercials either

[Bixente]

Sayonara! I'm leaving, knobs!

[Joey Slugs]

GOATBOY!!!

[Kane Knight]

GOATBOY? ON RAW?

[Azriel]

Look, Goat Boy. Piss break

[Loose Cannon]

WOAH, Hell has frozen over

[RP]

Wrong show Tyson.

[Splaya]

WTF HAS HELL FROZEN OVER, TOMKO ON RAW?!

[darkpower]

Enter Goatboy

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Holy shit, Tomko on Raw! :eek:

[V]

recycled theme!

[RP]

Lemme guess Val Venis

[ThruTheWire]

Sayonara! I'm leaving, knobs!
Thank god.

[Morgan]

If it had been Carlito, there would have been apples chunks all over Flair.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, that shit is gold. Shold of watched Heat :(

[Kane Knight]

Like I said, it was a decent promo.....usually they are nothing BUT crap.:shifty:

Got me there.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Rofl to all the surprised by Tomko posts being at the same time.

[Azriel]

Meh

[darkpower]

Sayonara! I'm leaving, knobs!

Bye..not my fault you fail at life. :wave:

[Loose Cannon]

OH YESSSSSSS. HURRICANE is gonna got blasted. thank you god

[owenbrown]

TYSON TOMKO STILL WORKS FOR THE WWE?! :eek:

[Kane Knight]

STAY I NDA BACK!

[Morgan]

He holds a championship, but he's still a jobber!

.....................THE HURRICANE!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

dammit, it's the other guy

[Kane Knight]

KILL ROSEY!

[RP]

This is like a scene from Higher Learning.

[Splaya]

HAHA LC AND SPLAYA POSTING ABOUT HELL FREEZING OVER AT THE SAME TIME


:shifty:

[Azriel]

Tyson needs to leave, seriously

[Loose Cannon]

:love:

[Kane Knight]

Hot damn.

[ThruTheWire]

wtf I totally wasn't looking to see what even just happened.. BOTH TIMES!

[darkpower]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ Tyson Tomko.

"HHHUUUAAAAA...HHHUUUUUAAAA!!!"

[Loose Cannon]

TOMKO :love:

[Kane Knight]

Hurricane done got punked.

[roach21]

That was quick

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'm pleased with that result. I'm surprised Rosey's not dumpster diving for food yet.

[roach21]

Worst finishers: the Tomko Kick

[Loose Cannon]

Tomko just made my night.

[Kane Knight]

Squash match that I didn't object to? :Wtf:

[Azriel]

That was a kick to the gut besides

[Kane Knight]

Worst finishers: a kick to head from Tomko

It's up there, for sure.

[Splaya]

RVD WILL TAKE FLAIR'S PLACE

[Kane Knight]

I can't wait for the replays on Thursday. Ric can go Film Noir!

(Now I'll get swamped by n00bs).

[Loose Cannon]

Flair met Leatherface

[Kane Knight]

Carlito and MAsters will still be a tag team partner?

[V]

i bet flair is faking since triple h is returning today i bet... i also bet 10 of you have already said that

[Azriel]

I'd seriously cream my shorts if that happened Splaya

[Kane Knight]

I'm telling you. Film it in B+W

[Sepholio]

The Hurricane just got downgraded to a tropical storm by Tomko

[Kane Knight]

RVD WILL TAKE FLAIR'S PLACE

We can wish.

[Azriel]

Yeah Gohan, at least 5 people here are predicting HHH involvement in some capacity

[darkpower]

Who else is predicting a HHH return tonight as the guy that assulted Flair?

[Kane Knight]

i bet flair is faking since triple h is returning today i bet... i also bet 10 of you have already said that

:roll:

[ThruTheWire]

I can't wait for the replays on Thursday. Ric can go Film Noir!

(Now I'll get swamped by n00bs).

POGM YUO RETARDFEA TAHST NOPT WHAT FLIM NOIR MEANS!?

[Kane Knight]

Who else is predicting a HHH return tonight as the guy that assulted Flair?

:roll:

[Kane Knight]

POGM YUO RETARDFEA TAHST NOPT WHAT FLIM NOIR MEANS!?

:lol:

[Morgan]

I just thought of something. Maybe, just maybe.......Triple H might be coming back tonight.

[darkpower]

Yeah Gohan, at least 5 people here are predicting HHH involvement in some capacity

Who else is predicting a HHH return tonight as the guy that assulted Flair?

:wtf: :yes:

How ironic.

[Loose Cannon]

I'm calling it right now, HHH RETURNS and he was the guy that took Flair our

[Splaya]

Wait a minute, I just saw on WWE.com that they are having a matchbox player of matches. Lesnar was in it.


Lesnar return on Sept 9th to either screw Batista or JBL in the match

[Loose Cannon]

HHH reutnrs, Flair is da guy

[Kane Knight]

Hey, I just had a thought.

Maybe HHH is returning tonight as Flair's Attacker.

[Morgan]

Kamala returns tonight.

[Azriel]

A bit late there LC :lol:

[Kane Knight]

I just a combover!

[Morgan]

They've teased it too much for it to be a work.

[darkpower]

I'm calling it right now, HHH RETURNS and he was the guy that took Flair our

I just said.... :naughty:

By the way, when I get to post 999 for me, I will leave this thread momentarily for...obvious reasons.

[Kane Knight]

Hearing JR say "touching is good" disturbs me.

[roach21]

If HHH does return then they're gonna try to reform the 4 horsemen for sure.

[owenbrown]

way to kill the tag team division with that last match btw :shifty:

[Azriel]

All Masters is missing is a mirror

[Gone Mad]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Piss Break. Dat's not cool. **spits on that sentence**

[Azriel]

Actually, this could be decent. I hope.

[Sepholio]

OMG HHH *MARKS OUT*

[roach21]

Wouldn't it have been a handicap match anyway... I mean what the hell can Flair do Chops, Strut, Woo, then ice down his knees and man breasts. I still love him though.

[owenbrown]

CHRIS MASTERS HAS CHARISMA?! ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! :shifty: :wtf:

[Loose Cannon]

*Prays the one who attacked Flair was Shelton Benjamin