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Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 08:10 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1238222

RAW preview
August 29, 2005


After a week where one RAW Superstar got fired, two more were traded to SmackDown! and the 2005 RAW Diva Search winner Ashley was brutally welcomed to RAW by its two newest Divas Torrie and Candice, nothing seems like a safe bet on RAW.

The only sure thing is that Kurt Angle is the new No. 1 Contender to John Cena’s WWE Championship. After Cena defeated Chris Jericho to get him fired last week, Angle attacked the WWE Champion and left him lying in the ring. Will The Champ have revenge in mind when RAW heads to the Tampa. Fla.?

While that develops, the rivalry between Matt Hardy and Edge continues to intensify. Edge attacked Hardy after his match with Rob Conway last week, leaving Matt bloodied after an attack involving the steel ring steps. Tonight, Matt gets a chance at payback in a RAW Street Fight. Additionally, Alter Bridge - the band that sings Edge's entrance theme - will be in attendance tonight.

Fresh off a four-person trade that brought them to RAW, Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson welcomed Diva Search winner Ashley to RAW with a vicious attack. How will the newest WWE Diva rebound from her first taste of RAW?

Also last week, Shawn Michaels got the best of Chris Masters when “The Masterpiece” interrupted Shawn’s speech in the ring. Tonight, HBK will attempt to be the first man to break Masters’ vicious full nelson when he takes part in the Master Lock Challenge. Can Michaels get the job done, or will The Masterpiece add HBK to his list of victims?

All this and more on tonight at 9/8 CT on Spike TV.

TerranRich
08-29-2005, 08:11 PM
DIBS!

On the first reply, that is. ;)

I might or might not be able to watch it live, depending on whether my friend Courtney stands me up a fourth time in a row or not. Either way, it's gonna be TiVo'ed! :)

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 08:17 PM
I'll be catchin this beast for sure.

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 08:20 PM
Ah, ok, I thought I took your thread. Just thought I do one this time, it's my birthday, damn it... in a couple of hours. ;)

Anyways, whatever Angle and Cena are gonna do to each other tonight should be awesome. Kurt is just insane at the moment and I love it.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 08:25 PM
I have the feeling the street fight will be a no contest sort of thing.

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 08:25 PM
happy early b-day

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm actually pretty excited for Raw tonight. I'm interested in seeing where they go with Masters/HBK, Carlito/Flair and Hardy/Edge and Jericho/Angle.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 08:28 PM
I have the feeling the street fight will be a no contest sort of thing.

Yeah that's pretty likely, I'm thinking they will continue the Hardy concussion thing...

Azriel
08-29-2005, 08:32 PM
Finally, Azriel has come back to the RAW thread. WOOO!!!

Tonight has great potential, which means it'll be an awful show most likely :lol:

Volchok
08-29-2005, 08:34 PM
Yeah i'm pretty excited for Raw tonight... Can't wait.

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 08:34 PM
I'm actually pretty excited for Raw tonight. I'm interested in seeing where they go with Masters/HBK, Carlito/Flair and Hardy/Edge and Jericho/Angle.

Man, if it WAS Jericho/Angle... RATINGS, right there. Not to say Cena/Angle is any better but still, it's Jericho and Angle!

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 08:38 PM
Yeah that's pretty likely, I'm thinking they will continue the Hardy concussion thing...

I was thinking more, specifically, that someone would "interrupt" it. I know a streetfight shouldn't have that happen, but we've had no-finish Hardcore matches before...

Then again, I wouldn't put it above them to totally rape Hardy again. I mean, they've already shot the angle, there's nothing left to do but violate its body, KATIE_VICk style.

darkpower
08-29-2005, 08:43 PM
ALRIGHT!!

This will be the first time in, like, two weeks that I am able to participate in a RAW thread (the week before last I didn't have the internet, and last week I had to work so I missed RAW). I'm excited to be a part of seeing how they will fuck up what sounds like an interesting RAW tonight.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 08:45 PM
PUDDING 4 LYF

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 08:46 PM
lol my bad. Meant bland babyface and Angle

darkpower
08-29-2005, 08:46 PM
And the pudding may get REAL close to post #1,000 tonight, if I don't pass it tonight.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 08:47 PM
Sorry, got a little carried away.

Morgan
08-29-2005, 08:50 PM
Hello everybody.

Question: Does Tomko win every match on a knockout now?

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 08:52 PM
Who?

darkpower
08-29-2005, 08:53 PM
Who?

Tomko...you know....Goatboy!

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 08:54 PM
Tomko...you know....Goatboy!

I can't even remember the last time I saw Tomko...

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 08:54 PM
in reguards to Hardy: When, if ever, will we see the "Angelic Diablo" gimmick?

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 08:55 PM
in reguards to Hardy: When, if ever, will we see the "Angelic Diablo" gimmick?

Hopefully never :D

PorkSoda
08-29-2005, 08:55 PM
Yes.

Hardy will probably get more buried tonight. :(

darkpower
08-29-2005, 08:55 PM
in reguards to Hardy: When, if ever, will we see the "Angelic Diablo" gimmick?

Around the same time that Lita will committ to just one man?

Which is....well....I'd rather not tell you that answer...I think you already know.:naughty:

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 08:57 PM
Around the same time that Lita will committ to just one man?

Which is....well....I'd rather not tell you that answer...I think you already know.:naughty:

:lol:

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 08:58 PM
Hopefully never :D

Bixente
08-29-2005, 08:58 PM
Kurt needs to be involved more in each show. I hope he beats the tar out of that thug Cena.

Kurt is the best wrestler in WWE.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:00 PM
Tomko...you know....Goatboy!

He hasn't been fired yet?

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:00 PM
Kurt needs to be involved more in each show. I hope he beats the tar out of that thug Cena.

Kurt is the best wrestler in WWE.

Welp, here we go again. :nono:

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:01 PM
He hasn't been fired yet?

I would doubt it.

After all, the WWE only fires those that are actually good wrestlers.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:02 PM
Kurt needs to become champ at Unforgiven

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:03 PM
Apologies, I will conform to however you want me to be.

I will try to be an average tpww user:

GOATBOY!!! :rofl:

KURT FRIGGIN ANGLE! He wrestled with a broken fucking neck!!!

I've been Hassan'd :rofl:

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:03 PM
Here we go...coming on in
3...

2...

1...

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:03 PM
START

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:03 PM
I would doubt it.

After all, the WWE only fires those that are actually good wrestlers.

My bad

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:04 PM
Its RAW baby. WOOOO!!!

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:04 PM
RAW needs a new theme

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:04 PM
lol me and darkpower timed that perfectly

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:04 PM
Apologies, I will conform to however you want me to be.

I will try to be an average tpww user:

GOATBOY!!! :rofl:

KURT FRIGGIN ANGLE! He wrestled with a broken fucking neck!!!

I've been Hassan'd :rofl:

That was gay.

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:04 PM
I miss the old one

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
I'm not watching RAW by the way

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
Apologies, I will conform to however you want me to be.

I will try to be an average tpww user:

GOATBOY!!! :rofl:

KURT FRIGGIN ANGLE! He wrestled with a broken fucking neck!!!

I've been Hassan'd :rofl:

Your opinions: Alright

You're execution: sucked.

But eh...it was better than 3/4ths of the current n00bs we have seen lately.

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
I hope they play off thier feud in 2003 a little

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
Yeah, RAW needs a new theme. Can't hurt. Maybe when they switch back to USA

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
"hey Cena, say hello to my leetle friend!"

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
START

UNtil

tis on

*OUR TIME HITS*

Get ready for that Triple H

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
when Cena was cool and had on that lime green Pistol Pete throwback :(

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:06 PM
Hmm Matt Hardy was added to the intro video..

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:06 PM
tugs aren't kul

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:06 PM
YEA, Nice Start

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:06 PM
Carlito! Now dat's cool

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:08 PM
CABANA = RATINGS

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:08 PM
Good start

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:08 PM
Sharp looking HBK right there.

*is not homophobic*

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:08 PM
Here Comes that New Blood stable maybe

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:08 PM
this should be gooodd

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:09 PM
I spit in da face of Matt Hardy

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:09 PM
Here Comes that New Blood stable maybe

and that would make my enjoyment level skyrocket

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:09 PM
WWE New Blood Rising

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:09 PM
Carlito's so cool, he doesn't need to defend his title.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:09 PM
Que? New Blood stable?

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:09 PM
"Woo..whatever"

HAHAHA

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:10 PM
there is no "New Blood" without Mike Sanders. :lol:

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:10 PM
Carlito's got a pole up his butt

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:10 PM
Carlito is decent, but he needs to add to his repertoire. He just keeps saying "cool this, and cool that".

Carlito's vocabulary...is not cool.

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:11 PM
the young guns are going to revolt.... it could happen

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:11 PM
Que? New Blood stable?

last week on Raw when they started the Masters/HBK feud and CCC/Flair feud, I was saying how they should put the young guys together in a stable. It would definately help guys like Masters out.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:11 PM
Carlito is decent, but he needs to add to his repertoire. He just keeps saying "cool this, and cool that".

Carlito's vocabulary...is not cool.

That's his gimmick asshat.

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
lemme guess Flair comes out

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
Hogan chants?

what the fuck people

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
HBK taking shots at Hogan still.:D

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
"until he needs another payoff"

:lol:

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ HBK about that Hogan crack.

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:13 PM
:lol:

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:13 PM
Oh, that'd be cool. Of course I didn't know sincer I wasnt here last week :lol:

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:13 PM
That's his gimmick asshat.

What is an asshat? And give me a logical response, not a "witty reply"!

btw, Carlito's gimmick...

is not cool.

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:13 PM
i repeat from last week....

HBK = PROMO GOD

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:13 PM
He needs to ask how long has it been since the Women's title was defended. That would have an interesting answer.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:14 PM
I love HBK's reactions

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 09:15 PM
Carlito Canadian Cool/HBK = Ratings!

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:15 PM
Masters.....

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:15 PM
This otta be good.

Fenix122
08-29-2005, 09:15 PM
ZZZzzz

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:16 PM
Oh no, it's the Crappypiece

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:16 PM
CHRIS FUCKING MASTERS!!!!

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:16 PM
CHRIS FUCKING MASTERS!!!!

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:16 PM
So it's the Piss Break vs. The RAW Carrier?

Wonder who'd win.

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
LOL HBK

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
NICE DDT

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
HBK is GOD!

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
MARKOUT

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
NAITCH!!

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
DAMMIT FLAIR :mad:

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:17 PM
Oooh, Old School vs. New school

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:18 PM
fuck you flair

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:18 PM
Chris Masters has an impressive physique. More impressive than mine, for sure. More impressive than everyone here, for sure.

But, he's more dull than everyone here, for sure.

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:18 PM
well.. atleast Flair showered again this week,

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:18 PM
Hmmm, HBK and Flair together? HHH ain't going to like this :lol:

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:19 PM
Cena needs to join them :drool:

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:19 PM
Chris Masters has an impressive physique. More impressive than mine, for sure. More impressive than everyone here, for sure.

But, he's more dull than everyone here, for sure.

You are by-far the dullest.

The Naitch
08-29-2005, 09:19 PM
Master and Carlito vs Flair and HBK?

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:20 PM
Master and Carlito vs Flair and HBK?

In seperate matches probably.

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:20 PM
:lol: At flair and and Michaels doing the Flair strut

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:20 PM
I notice we got screwed this time in the noob draft.

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:20 PM
New Blood vs. the Millionares Club?

um....



did Vince Russo get a phone call? :shifty:

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:21 PM
Why is everyone talking about the New Blood angle? It was just a suggestion and I haven't seen any type of premonition to it.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:21 PM
After the Masterlock challenge, they might place that later tonight or next week

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:21 PM
Flair back on RAW....when HHH isn't there.

Let me predict it now:

Michaels and Flair team up in the near future, they win a tag match. HHH returns, Flair responds by blindsiding Michaels with a shot to the nuts as his face turn was all a "damn setup".

Let's be realistic.

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 09:21 PM
Holy shit, the return of the Money in the Bank suitcase! They haven't forgotten it yet. But yeah, good stuff so far. I like the concept of Old School v. New School (even though Masters is part of this).

Schoenauer
08-29-2005, 09:21 PM
Setting up for a tag team at Unforgiven?

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:22 PM
You are by-far the dullest.

Go to the Delle Alpi, you'll be pleasantly surprised :rofl:

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:22 PM
I hoping HHH returns to help Flair and HBK after a stable (4 on 2) attack by the Young Blood

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:22 PM
DP, they're setting for Flair vs. HHH

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:23 PM
Jobberrrrr fiiiiiight.

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:23 PM
Why is everyone talking about the New Blood angle? It was just a suggestion and I haven't seen any type of premonition to it.

Two weeks in a row of the young guys "going over" with the elders. Looks like they are setting something up to me.

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:23 PM
So we get to see masterpiece twice. Lucky us.

Schoenauer
08-29-2005, 09:23 PM
Woah, Big Show with hair again?!

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:23 PM
pissbreak

The Answer
08-29-2005, 09:24 PM
I hoping HHH returns to help Flair and HBK after a stable (4 on 2) attack by the Young Blood

Flair in DX yikes :wtf:

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:24 PM
Big Shows hungry, so we feed him some jobbers. Kind of like at the zoo.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:24 PM
Sharp looking HBK right there.

*is not homophobic*

:naughty:

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:25 PM
DP, they're setting for Flair vs. HHH

*hoping I'm wrong*

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:25 PM
DOUBLE MEAT CHEESEBURGERS! That's a shot/.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Ok, wrap the warmup up Show

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Man, Big show booked with nobodies

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:25 PM
It won't be DX :roll:

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Masterpiece challenge is next week. Masters/Carlito v HBK/Flair tonight.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:26 PM
DP, they were originally setting it up for SS, but HHH is taking time off, so you'd guess when he does come back they'll start to set this up

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:27 PM
ROFL @ the camera

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:27 PM
Snitsky/Show? Hmmm

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:28 PM
guess the coach knows about the big show being "dominating"

After all, he's already been "dominated" by Triple H: http://triplehisgay.ytmnd.com/

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:28 PM
Snitsky is Back :yes:

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:28 PM
Must...have...Taker DVD

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:29 PM
DP, they were originally setting it up for SS, but HHH is taking time off, so you'd guess when he does come back they'll start to set this up

I was reading about that...just didn't think they were going to bring Flair back this soon.

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:29 PM
I can't believe Kurt hasn't featured yet. It is a travesty. Fools like HBK, Carlito and Chris Pissbreak have usurped the Greatest Wrestler of all Time.

BRING ON KURT! :mad:

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:30 PM
I can't believe Kurt hasn't featured yet. It is a travesty. Fools like HBK, Carlito and Chris Pissbreak have usurped the Greatest Wrestler of all Time.

BRING ON KURT! :mad:

What the hell is wrong with you it's been 26 minutes. Shut up. Why blow the entire load RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING? Think.

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:30 PM
yes Corpse Bride. Looks badass :love:

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:31 PM
All right I got $25 on ThruTheWire.

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:31 PM
Any takers?

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:31 PM
I can't believe Kurt hasn't featured yet. It is a travesty. Fools like HBK, Carlito and Chris Pissbreak have usurped the Greatest Wrestler of all Time.

BRING ON KURT! :mad:

it's the first 30 mins of the show, and Kurt is now in the main event fued.

Calm the fuck down man. He'll be on.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:32 PM
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Batsu
08-29-2005, 09:32 PM
Well...this is interesting...WTF is this PB&J w/Torrie and Candace?

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:33 PM
Why blow the entire load

I comprehended your message, except for this part. What does this mean?

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:33 PM
yes Corpse Bride. Looks badass :love:

Fuck Tim Burton

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:33 PM
Trish appearance hopefully :shifty:

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:33 PM
Haha what the fuck happened to the U.K transmission, I thought they were going to another commercial break already, which is taking the piss even for them.

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:33 PM
WAIT, NOOB DRAFT. WHAT THE FUCK

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:34 PM
Here comes Trish

Batsu
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
Ok, Assley, kick them in the genitals and call it a day.

Batsu
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
Ok, Assley, kick them in the genitals and call it a day.

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, winners for the Oscar for best actresses.. Torrie and Candice. :roll:

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
I comprehended your message, except for this part. What does this mean?

Since you are fucking retarded, let me clear it up, it mean's why have Angle in the first 30 minutes when him attacking Angle was the climax of Raw last week.

Think, then type.

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
WAIT, NOOB DRAFT. WHAT THE FUCK

i think that thread was deleted. it was some funny shit.

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
Skeptical....the most a diva has ever used when it comes to syllables.

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
maybe not yet

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
WOAH....this will be good to see.

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
Against Victoria, I bet.

Fryza
08-29-2005, 09:36 PM
Silly Robin?

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:36 PM
Speakin of noob drafts, I'm not picking any of this batch. I'll wait for the next group of noobs to come from Rajah.

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 09:36 PM
VICKY!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Fryza
08-29-2005, 09:36 PM
VICTORIA!!

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:36 PM
HOLY SHIT




BOOBIES

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:36 PM
WAIT, NOOB DRAFT. WHAT THE FUCK

What is a "noob"? Please give a clear and concise response, friend. :)

OMG! It's Trish "Big Tits" Stratus!!! (I'm conforming!)

Joey Slugs
08-29-2005, 09:37 PM
this is fucking lame.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:37 PM
Silly Robin?
Silly Rabbit.... Trix commercial..

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:38 PM
Next week Trish

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:38 PM
Victoria should have beat the shit out of all three.

Fryza
08-29-2005, 09:38 PM
Victoria kicks ass.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:38 PM
What is a "noob"? Please give a clear and concise response, friend. :)

OMG! It's Trish "Big Tits" Stratus!!! (I'm conforming!)


You suck to an unbelieveable extent.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:39 PM
Why wasn't that on heat?

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:39 PM
I liked that move that Ashely did through those ropes.

With enough training, she might just be someone that can get us caring about women's wrestling again.

Of course, my views on Ashely has ALWAYS been high.

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:41 PM
I liked that move that Ashely did through those ropes.

With enough training, she might just be someone that can get us caring about women's wrestling again.

Of course, my views on Ashely has ALWAYS been high.
Then you should stop smoking pot during Raw.

The Greater Power
08-29-2005, 09:41 PM
That segment went to "having potential" to sucking ass.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:41 PM
Then you should stop smoking pot during Raw.

I enjoy raw ALOT more when I'm high personally.

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:41 PM
ROFL at the TNA ad

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:41 PM
OMG....TNA ad on WWE programming...

Will Vince EVER be pissed.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:42 PM
Oh look, Texas faggots

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:42 PM
YEA, I :love: these guys

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:42 PM
I liked that move that Ashely did through those ropes.

With enough training, she might just be someone that can get us caring about women's wrestling again.

Of course, my views on Ashely has ALWAYS been high.

Isn't her name Assley? Or is that just a case of immature fans giving her a dumb name because she has a prominent ass?

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:42 PM
It's James Steele.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:42 PM
Man, when I said faggots, I had no idea how gay they'd get,

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:42 PM
They are a great promo

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:43 PM
Arrghhhh Alter Bridge... Isin't that the guys who left Creeed?

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:43 PM
lita's off screwing matt :shifty:

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:44 PM
Then you should stop smoking pot during Raw.

Hmm...maybe...or maybe I'm just being optimistic about her.

After all, it's not all the time that I can say that I'm impressed about someone in the women's division.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:44 PM
Hmmm...Alter Bridge's guitarist isn't shit.

Batsu
08-29-2005, 09:44 PM
LOL, Edge....

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:44 PM
They are a great promo

Orton, the sodomites...I can see a pattern here.

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:45 PM
I was about to make a crack about them coming to the WWE to do some sodimizing. Kind of pointless after that promo.

"I've got a size twelve, and I'm gonna shove it up..." Speaks for itself really.

Still not as good as JBL on Smackdown with unintentional gay promo of the year to OJ

"I really need you, and for more than 25 and a half seconds, now get your kneepads on".

Danny Electric
08-29-2005, 09:45 PM
He's a good guitarist.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:45 PM
Okay Edge, you know what I said about the intensity?

Try and get it right when you're not talking about Hardy. Your Alter Bridge whinefest was snoozeworthy.

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 09:45 PM
YES! I think I like Edge now. TAKE THAT, GRISSHAM! :mad:

LOL Lita is such a slut.

Batsu
08-29-2005, 09:45 PM
LOL @ Lita.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:46 PM
I was about to make a crack about them coming to the WWE to do some sodimizing. Kind of pointless after that promo.

"I've got a size twelve, and I'm gonna shove it up..." Speaks for itself really.

Still not as good as JBL on Smackdown with unintentional gay promo of the year to OJ

"I really need you, and for more than 25 and a half seconds, now get your kneepads on".

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:46 PM
I was about to make a crack about them coming to the WWE to do some sodimizing. Kind of pointless after that promo.

"I've got a size twelve, and I'm gonna shove it up..." Speaks for itself really.

Still not as good as JBL on Smackdown with unintentional gay promo of the year to OJ

"I really need you, and for more than 25 and a half seconds, now get your kneepads on".

LMAO!

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:46 PM
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE HOLD THE PHONE, I THINK THAT LITA DID NOT BOTCH ONE THING IN THAT PROMO. WHO TAPED IT, WE NEED CONFIRMATION

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:47 PM
He's a good guitarist.

Creed--Dull
Alter Bridge--Dull.

Sorry if I don't seem too positive, considering the shit he's been in.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:47 PM
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE HOLD THE PHONE, I THINK THAT LITA DID NOT BOTCH ONE THING IN THAT PROMO. WHO TAPED IT, WE NEED CONFIRMATION

I taped it.

McLegend
08-29-2005, 09:47 PM
YES! I think I like Edge now. TAKE THAT, GRISSHAM! :mad:

LOL Lita is such a slut.
Edge is the man you should like him

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:47 PM
Isn't her name Assley? Or is that just a case of immature fans giving her a dumb name because she has a prominent ass?

It is quite obvious that you...well, maybe this one wasn't THAT bad!

The Greater Power
08-29-2005, 09:48 PM
That was a hot promo.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:48 PM
Creed--Dull
Alter Bridge--Dull.

Sorry if I don't seem too positive, considering the shit he's been in.


Agreeeddd, I could learn to play any Creed/AB song in less than a day.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:48 PM
You know what would really make this evening better?

WE. NEED. A MIDGET.

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:49 PM
I just wonder.

Cartman on South Park. His mother was on the cover of "Crack Whore" mag in the toon.

Is Lita Cartman's mom.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
Agreeeddd, I could learn to play any Creed/AB song in less than a day.

I've never tried, I must admit. I don't do much lead guitar, and even if I were going to learn to to a rhythm guitar part, it would NOT be for either band.

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
OMFG is that sick.

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
Ric got mugged by a giant bottle of ketchup.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
I see the Crimson mask has found a enw owner.

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
Lita is a lot hotter as a bad girl.

Batsu
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
WTF... Flair looked like he got GUILED back there

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
what the fuck happened to flair. HHH?!!? maybe

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
Ash has potential, and Lita looked hot tonight

Was that attack from HHH?

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:50 PM
Think Hogan's gonna be his partner? I mean, we need to pitch the season finale of Hogan Knows Best.

Volchok
08-29-2005, 09:51 PM
It was Triple H

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:51 PM
WTF was Edge doing in that ring? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The Answer
08-29-2005, 09:51 PM
Time to play the game!!!!!!!!!!

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:52 PM
Ash has potential, and Lita looked hot tonight?

It's like we've fallen into a parallel universe. Black is White. Up is down! KK makes sense! Jeff HArdy is skilled!

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:52 PM
Awesome. Me and Splaya on the same wavelength.

Gone Mad
08-29-2005, 09:52 PM
Bah! You just can't take Flair anywhere nowadays. Poor bloody lil' old man.

Let see how "real" this little fight will get.

RemyRed
08-29-2005, 09:52 PM
Was it just me or did Hardy get almost nothing?

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:52 PM
I WILL NOT DIE!

*gets KO'd*

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:53 PM
Actually that ? was a typo :lol: But the beauty was it worked

Danny Electric
08-29-2005, 09:53 PM
It was Michaels who took him out. Or Bischoff.

ThruTheWire
08-29-2005, 09:53 PM
NOT THE TRASHCAN LID!

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:53 PM
Bah! You just can't take Flair anywhere nowadays. Poor bloody lil' old man.

Let see how "real" this little fight will get.

My insider sources indicate that Flair's injuries were caused by...


...


...


....Himself. The senile fuck ran full tilt into a wall.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:53 PM
This should be good, hopefully

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
Godamn commercial break

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
Awesome. Me and Splaya on the same wavelength.


That's right :naughty:


WTF, a commercial break during a street fight:rant:

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
NOT THE TRASHCAN LID!

HE MIGHT GET ALUMINUM POISONING! BAH GAWD! STICK A FORK IN HIS HOT DAWG!

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
Masters is such a great worker

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
They say this new Hulk game is awesome. I'll have to check it out

Bixente
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
I am pleased to announce that the French aristocrat has arrived.

Evil Vito
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
<font color=goldenrod>ROFL @ "SPORTSCENTER IS NEXT" sign</font>

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:55 PM
Does that Axe spray do anything? Probably smells real bad

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:56 PM
I think Lita had lost Edge to the ring, since he was humping it during that entrance.

GOTTA find a way to get a animated GIF of that...that's about ten instant YTMND sites right there.

FearedSanctity
08-29-2005, 09:57 PM
Does that Axe spray do anything? Probably smells real bad

All I know is dude's seem to like the smell better than women

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:57 PM
I'm guessing Matt's getting busted open first

Morgan
08-29-2005, 09:58 PM
My insider sources indicate that Flair's injuries were caused by...


...


...


....Himself. The senile fuck ran full tilt into a wall.

he shouldn't have taken that ecstacy pill.

RP
08-29-2005, 09:58 PM
I wanna put lita's full tit in my mouth and suck it.

Loose Cannon
08-29-2005, 09:58 PM
Yes, this is good. This shit will give Matt his heat back.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:58 PM
Those tits do look inviting

Splaya
08-29-2005, 09:59 PM
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

darkpower
08-29-2005, 09:59 PM
HOLY SHIT @ Matt....or maybe I'm being impressed too easily tonight.

Azriel
08-29-2005, 09:59 PM
Ok, if I was one of those guys in the front row I would definitely try to get her shirt :lol:

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 09:59 PM
Singapore shafted!

RP
08-29-2005, 10:00 PM
Those tits are legalized mayhem

Morgan
08-29-2005, 10:00 PM
Lita and Bukkake.

Kane Knight
08-29-2005, 10:00 PM
Why did he clutch his head when struck in the stomach?