WWE Raw thread 9/05/05 "HBK in the master lock"

[owenbrown]

Lita is such a slut :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

OMG. Lita botched an "it wasn't my fault" joke.

[owenbrown]

oh wait she'll probably botch that too... :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Trying to figure out why Hogan didn't die at Summerslam.

Hello, MUPPET?

[SuperSlim]

s the bandaged ribs. that was always a cool site.

you'd look and be like. yeah that guy is really injured. now he can fall off a cage and hit the floor. be carted out in teh ambulance and come back with a band aid on his forehead.

[Kane Knight]

Edge is getting "tuned" alright.

[Shadow]

No she's not...she botched getting up on the announce table that's all.

[Kane Knight]

...By his hand...

[LK]

Ah well Matt does the job again

[SuperSlim]

Whoever didn't see Edge and Lita coming out for this....you're retarded.

I'm still waitin for LIta to come out :naughty:

[Morgan]

Trying to figure out why Hogan didn't die at Summerslam.

The power of Hulkamania, he can't be killed by conventional weapons.

[Kane Knight]

"Don't do it gene!"

His mic skills are amazing.

[Kane Knight]

Never marked out for Show like this before.

[Batsu]

YES! BIG SLOW ISN"T BALD ANYMORE!

[RGWhat316]

Do they not know what to do with Matt? He jobs to Conway, is strong against Edge, then jobs to Snitsky. WTF?

[SuperSlim]

he coulda nailed Hardy a long time ago but je just stood there looking the Big show up and down. come on.

[Shadow]

Hello, MUPPET?

They know that but they're still trying to figure it out.

Also...Could you be any slower Big Show?

[Kane Knight]

And yet, I'm still pondering watching CSI: Miami instead of Raw's second hour.

[SuperSlim]

the only thing that will make me "mark out" is if Trish shows up.

come on babaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Kane Knight]

Do they not know what to do with Matt? He jobs to Conway, is strong against Edge, then jobs to Snitsky. WTF?

They're booking him strong. :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

And yet, I'm still pondering watching CSI: Miami instead of Raw's second hour.

if you change you might miss Trish

[RGWhat316]

I think we get it JR. "It's Next! It's Next! It's Next!"

[Loose Cannon]

Do they not know what to do with Matt? He jobs to Conway, is strong against Edge, then jobs to Snitsky. WTF?

nah, last time I didn't get why they had Snitsky destroy him, but this time it worked because of the whole injury angle. I like the way they are playing this thing out with him.

[Kane Knight]

the only thing that will make me "mark out" is if Trish shows up.

come on babaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

If by Mark Out, you mean "blow a load," I'm with you.

[Gone Mad]

Man, the four people I don't want to see in the same segment. Now, replace Show with Masters, and I think I can officially call it the perfect piss break.

Prototype v. General Goatboy.... NEXT? Unfortunately, yes.

[Kane Knight]

nah, last time I didn't get why they had Snitsky destroy him, but this time it worked because of the whole injury angle. I like the way they are playing this thing out with him.

Hopefully, he's still the "survivor."

[Kane Knight]

Man, the four people I don't want to see in the same segment. Now, replace Show with Masters, and I think I can officially call it the perfect piss break.

Prototype v. General Goatboy.... NEXT? Unfortunately, yes.

:cums:

[Shadow]

is it me or are they commercials more exciting than RAW?

[RGWhat316]

LOL, another Impact commerical on RAW.

[Loose Cannon]

gotta love the TNA ads. Hopefully they are working to pull in just a little of WWE's audience.

[Shadow]

And it's more exciting than RAW live is. Is that sad or what?!

[SuperSlim]

If by Mark Out, you mean "blow a load," I'm with you.

I'm not sayin anything anybody else wouldn't do

[LK]

Come on Tyson

[Shadow]

....Does he have a tattoo of a goat on his back?

[Gone Mad]

Marks out for the PPPPOOOOUUUUUUUUNNCCEE!!

:shifty:

**runs away**

[SuperSlim]

the impact commercials almost make TNA viewable

[Schoenauer]

Cena not main-eventing tonight? Thank god, I'm sick of seeing Cena in the main event. I don't want to see him.

[Shadow]

I guess HHH is booking the show tonight.

[SuperSlim]

Marks out for the PPPPOOOOUUUUUUUUNNCCEE!!

:shifty:

**runs away**

welcome to the serengety. The Alpha male is the hunter. you are the prey. The Alpha male is the predator, you are the hunted. Prepare for hte Pounnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnce uh. PERIOD!

[Loose Cannon]

that looks like a pretty cool shirt Cena has. Although I didn't see what was written on it.

[Kane Knight]

HITLER YOUTH VS GOATBOY!

[SuperSlim]

Cena not main-eventing tonight? Thank god, I'm sick of seeing Cena in the main event. I don't want to see him.

the last time he main evented was against Jericho. before that he wasn't main eventin even as champion

[Kane Knight]

LOL, another Impact commerical on RAW.

=Ratings. More than Raw.

[owenbrown]

the impact commercials almost make TNA viewable

as long as Jeff Jarrett isn't in any of the commercials :shifty:

[Shadow]

Coach with the Sooners defeat ref...noyce.

[Kane Knight]

The WWE is trying to make Raw suck so no-one sees the TNA ads.

[Kane Knight]

GO SNITSKY!

I MEAN GOATBOY

[SuperSlim]

Sooners are overrated, but not more overrated than Hardy and Cena

[SuperSlim]

The WWE is trying to make Raw suck so no-one sees the TNA ads.

whoa. that's like actually good thinking

[Loose Cannon]

The WWE is trying to make Raw suck so no-one sees the TNA ads.

lol, I wouldn't bet against it knowing Vince

[Kane Knight]

I wish I could get as excited as the people in the audience.

[Shadow]

Too bad all us sheep watch it because we're retards.

Cena didn't even touch Tomko!

[Kane Knight]

whoa. that's like actually good thinking

No, it's bad thinking, thus the WWE's doing it.

And what's with Cena doing the "five time!" thing?

[SuperSlim]

his 5 knuckle shuffle really really sucks. he always hits a lot of air

[RGWhat316]

LOL, theres a sign that said "Cena 3:16 says I have already seen this before"

[Kane Knight]

Too bad all us sheep watch it because we're retards.

Cena didn't even touch Tomko!

And Tomko couldn't see Cena.

[Gone Mad]

The WWE is trying to make Raw suck so no-one sees the TNA ads.

But what about when TNA didn't have their ads on? Explain that, smart guy.

[Kane Knight]

LOL, theres a sign that said "Cena 3:16 says I have already seen this before"

Really? It seems new to me.

[SuperSlim]

No, it's bad thinking, thus the WWE's doing it.

And what's with Cena doing the "five time!" thing?

he had a concussion. he thinks he's Booker T

[Batsu]

I've given up on seeing the "Real F-U" from Cena. They must have banned him from using it.

[Shadow]

And thank you hawt girl in the tank top. Jesus does save...Carlito's ass before he was fired.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

LOL, there's a sign in the audience that says "JESUS SAVES". What the hell?

[Kane Knight]

But what about when TNA didn't have their ads on? Explain that, smart guy.

They were putting on better programming than tonight. :p

[RGWhat316]

Cue the attack from behind.

[SuperSlim]

I wish I could get as excited as the people in the audience.

only if you were a fat 14 year old girl could you get excited

[Kane Knight]

LOL, there's a sign in the audience that says "JESUS SAVES". What the hell?

Didn't you see him chair shot Edge when he tried to take HArdy on? Jesus saved.

[SuperSlim]

And thank you hawt girl in the tank top. Jesus does save...Carlito's ass before he was fired.

:'( I missed the hot chick

[Shadow]

Wow...the officals are really really effective. Really...they are.

[LK]

You know it's all a little negative around here. Lighten up people HBK might actually break the Masterlock and Masters will have nothing left.

[Batsu]

I don't know why I still mark out for the Angle Slam after all these years.

[SuperSlim]

ohhh he has a red white and blue mouth piece on

[Kane Knight]

Whether biting or kicking
Getcha in the missionary position
Flip over for a little cock-licking
An ass-raping anthem
reach-around and grab up...

[LK]

Kurt Angle is a real wrestling *deep breath* God

[RGWhat316]

Yes! Angle with the belt! Need to see that more.

[Kane Knight]

I don't know why I still mark out for the Angle Slam after all these years.

He's that ... damn... good.

[SuperSlim]

You know it's all a little negative around here. Lighten up people HBK might actually break the Masterlock and Masters will have nothing left.

face it. the only person that can save this Raw is Trish

[Kane Knight]

Kurt Angle is a real wrestling *deep breath* God

I thought you were gonna go Goldust on us.

[SuperSlim]

Wow...the officals are really really effective. Really...they are.

I always wondered what do they do out there

[Kane Knight]

Why do we need to see 900 UFC ads? Is it really gonna draw us in more than the 700th time we saw this same ad?

[Shadow]

Can I ask this but...

What the fuck is the "real" FU?

[LK]

Goldust, what a legend.

[Kane Knight]

I always wondered what do they do out there

They're there in case the ring collapses.

[SuperSlim]

I thought you were gonna go Goldust on us.

and you will never forget the name of *deep breath* line?

Goldust.

Dolgust?

Goldust.

Goldwhat?

forget it.

[RGWhat316]

Who said we wouldn't even make 10 pages? Almost there now, and just past halfway.

[Kane Knight]

Damn, I gotta piss, but there's no pissbreak.

I'll wait 2 minutes.

[Gone Mad]

LOL I like that EVERYONE can beat down the champ. He's so weak that anyone can just beat him down. Just give Angle the title and that's it. No more weak champs.

And once again, SD! jobs to UPN. All they need is dog shows on UPN and SD gets its ass canceled.

[SuperSlim]

They're there in case the ring collapses.

ohhhhh. they shoulda been there for the Brock Show match that one night then

[Shadow]

Who said we wouldn't even make 10 pages? Almost there now, and just past halfway.

That'd be me and I said that because by now we're on page 12.

[SuperSlim]

Who said we wouldn't even make 10 pages? Almost there now, and just past halfway.

when you have two spam artists at work you can achieve anything :D

[LK]

I said it last week and I will say it again tonight - Kurt Angle will be the next champion

[Shadow]

Ahh Todd...you're an idiot.

[SuperSlim]

Where is Maria? I like watchin her

[Shadow]

And HHH wants a strong competitor...why?

[Kane Knight]

Who said we wouldn't even make 10 pages? Almost there now, and just past halfway.

Because of some uppity spammers.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL.

Ivorey was on BTR last week and she was saying on how she asked Tood Grissom why he never chased superstars down to get an interview with them because it looked more real

And he just did that.

[SuperSlim]

not exactly listenin to her unless she says somethin stupid but I like watchin her

[Morgan]

I think HBK's breaking the lock. Why would they show the highlights shite otherwise.

[RGWhat316]

Hmmmm.....WWE promoting back to school, 2nd time we've heard that tonight.

[Shadow]

And heres.............what the hell is Vicky doing out there with those two bimbos!?

[LK]

Slim, this might be the moment you have been waiting for.

[Kane Knight]

And HHH wants a strong competitor...why?

So he can look like he's even stronger when he squashes him.

[Gone Mad]

VICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drool:

Oh... and some other broads. And stuff... VICKY!!!

[SuperSlim]

hopefully this is where Trish returns

[Kane Knight]

And heres.............what the hell is Vicky doing out there with those two bimbos!?

What, has she replaced Coach at the announce table?

[SuperSlim]

Slim, this might be the moment you have been waiting for.

ahhhh man I'm hoping. if it is then I'm reppin you. I dunno why.:D

[Kane Knight]

hopefully this is where Trish returns

[owenbrown]

I am actually gonna root for Angle to win the title......













unless someone with the letters H H H fucks it up for us all :shifty:

[Shadow]

Torrie can wrestle? When did this happen?

Also...her panties are hot.

[LK]

ugh

[SuperSlim]

hey just as long as Vicky is out there I'm happy. Doesn't matter who she is out there with. woooooooo Assley scores again.

[Kane Knight]

ahhhh man I'm hoping. if it is then I'm reppin you. I dunno why.:D

Because you'll rub on anyone in your arroused state?

[LK]

this is shit

[SuperSlim]

matter of fact if Trish returns then I'm reppin a lotta folks

[LK]

We have the new Jackie Gayda right here

[SuperSlim]

Because you'll rub on anyone in your arroused state?

not anyone :shifty:

[Shadow]

This match couldn't be more botched unless Lita was in it.

[McLegend]

Man I feel kinda bad here for Ashley

[owenbrown]

Because of some uppity spammers.

where is kinglacoste and iwantviral tonite anyway? :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

Isn't it obvious Trish returns tonight? And if it isn't, WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, WWE?! WE WANT TRISH.. and more Vicky, but yes, TRISH!!! BaWGAWD!

[Kane Knight]

I am actually gonna root for Angle to win the title......













unless someone with the letters H H H fucks it up for us all :shifty:

That would NEVER happen

[LK]

X-Factor!!!!

[SuperSlim]

We have the new Jackie Gayda right here

unless we see some nops it can't be Gayda

[Kane Knight]

Torrie can wrestle? When did this happen?

Also...her panties are hot.

She did okay for herself a couple weeks back on SD.

[Kane Knight]

unless we see some nops it can't be Gayda

Mmmm...Nops.

[SuperSlim]

hmmmm looks like besides Ashley skirt... the match was a real let down

[Shadow]

And...no Trish. I'm saddened by that fact.

[Mayo]

What does Angle have in his mouth?

[Kane Knight]

MAsters video #15...

[SuperSlim]

Mmmm...Nops.

nops is a new word for nips :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

hmmmm looks like besides Ashley skirt... the match was a real let down

Too bad her skirt wasn't.

[Batsu]

Can I ask this but...

What the fuck is the "real" FU?

See: Cradle Shock, Samoan Driver. Cena used it right before he was drafted from SmackDown.

and...you know... I think I like Heel Torrie. But still no Trish? WTF.

[Jaton]

what a waste of time.

[Shadow]

What does Angle have in his mouth?

My penis.

[RGWhat316]

Is there anyway to negative rep the WWE for showing all these damn Masters videos?

[owenbrown]

someone please kick chris masters ass :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

nops is a new word for nips :shifty:

Durn you negroes and your crazy speach.

[SuperSlim]

Too bad her skirt wasn't.

man that woulda been the real highlight of the night

[Kane Knight]

Is there anyway to negative rep the WWE for showing all these damn Masters videos?

Only if they register.

[Shadow]

Is there anyway to negative rep the WWE for showing all these damn Masters videos?

Vince but he doesn't go to the forum.

[Kane Knight]

someone please kiss chris masters ass :shifty:

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

man that woulda been the real highlight of the night

Wouldn't take too much. This is seriously weak.

[SuperSlim]

Durn you negroes and your crazy speach.

yeah we come up with new words by the minute

[Shadow]

Quick...come up for a new word for "Aroused State due to Trish Stratus"

[Kane Knight]

So apparently spike only has four sponsors.

[SuperSlim]

Wouldn't take too much. This is seriously weak.

but man that could be like a highlight for two weeks or something

[Kane Knight]

Quick...come up for a new word for "Aroused State due to Trish Stratus"

Yeah!

[Kane Knight]

AIN'T NO PUSHING ME NO!!!!!

[Kane Knight]

I don't even remember who he's against.

[Morgan]

Shelton! I remember that guy!!

[SuperSlim]

Quick...come up for a new word for "Aroused State due to Trish Stratus"

Asstated

[Kane Knight]

OMG! A (minor) REACTION FOR CONWAY!

[Shadow]

Omg....the Conway has arrived. RAW is offically shit.

[Gone Mad]

someone please kick chris masters ass

Don't worry, HHH will.

[Jaton]

CONWAY!

[Batsu]

WTF?!!! Is that a plant in the crowd?!

[RGWhat316]

I think I just heard a pin drop!!!!

[SuperSlim]

wasn't Shelton like the longest reigning IC champion in like 7 years or something?

[Gone Mad]

SILENCE > CONWAY.

[Kane Knight]

Shelton! I remember that guy!!

Wasn't he on raw once?

[owenbrown]

oh god don't tell me shelton is gonna job to this guy :shifty:



HHH must be pissed at him for all those non-title losses to Benjamin :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

oh... hey what's this segment gonna turn into?

[Kane Knight]

K Widdy!

[Batsu]

First... we have CRAP.
Now we have a big mound of DUNG.

[Fubar28]

Omg....the Conway has arrived. RAW is offically shit.

Don't worry masters will make it sink even lower, if that's possible.

[Shadow]

...............................WHAT THE HELL?!

I think if you have two sucky gimmicks in the same area...a black hole opens up?

[Morgan]

Kerwin, Conway... Fit as many shit gimmicks into one segment time!

[Kane Knight]

oh... hey what's this segment gonna turn into?

Utter shit?

[FearTheSpear]

WWE has just banned the reflective material found on Conways pants tonight. Apparently someone complained that they could see their own face between his legs. A shame indeed.

[Kane Knight]

...............................WHAT THE HELL?!

I think if you have two sucky gimmicks in the same area...a black hole opens up?

Naw. Kerwin blows. They negate each other.

[Batsu]

How the mighty have fallen. Shelton has been sandwiched in a HEAT midcard match.

[Gone Mad]

Kerwin, Conway... Fit as many shit gimmicks into one segment time!

I still don't see the Bashman yet...

[Kane Knight]

WWE has just banned the reflective material found on Conways pants tonight. Apparently someone complained that they could see their own face between his legs. A shame indeed.

I definitely could see my face between his legs. :shifty:

[owenbrown]

oh man i am SO excited about a kerwin white-shelton benjamin feud :shifty:

(Sarcasm level set at 8)

[Kane Knight]

Can I put the WWE into "sleepmode" now?

[Jaton]

Rob Conway is oppressing the black man.

[Shadow]

Wow....reading what's going to go on during the new episode of Smallville is more exciting than a Conway match.

[Kane Knight]

oh man i am SO excited about a kerwin white-shelton benjamin feud :shifty:

(Sarcasm level set at 8)

Level 8? Ameteur...:roll:

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif sleep mode

[Morgan]

"The BASHMAN" I bet it took all day to come up with that.:lol:

[SuperSlim]

why doesn't he just back up?

[Kane Knight]

Wow....reading what's going to go on during the new episode of Smallville is more exciting than a Conway match.

That's not surprising.

Anmd why is JR such a racist?

[Kane Knight]

"The BASHMAN" I bet it took all day to come up with that.:lol:

Indeed.

[FearTheSpear]

Crap.

[Shadow]

He just did Slim.

[RGWhat316]

I actually get a night off work, and looks like I wouldn't have missed much. Besides Angle getting the most tv time so far.

[Gone Mad]

Damn, Shelton's pissed, but can you blame him? Look at what surrounds him.

[Morgan]

WWE creative team: "This is what you get for being black! After what your people did to Jesus!

Sane people:WTF!!

[owenbrown]

have i mentioned yet how much this show sucks major ass tonite? :shifty:

[RGWhat316]

This can be made a little better if I see Maria.:drool:

[Shadow]

She got lost on the way to the arena RG.

[Kane Knight]

Boondock.net. We'll teach you to piss on an electric fence.

[SuperSlim]

He just did Slim.

like when Conway was bout to knock him back on teh car he was like no no no don't do it. when all he ahd to do was back up. what an idiot :lol:

[SuperSlim]

Boondock.net. We'll teach you to piss on an electric fence.

Do not wizz on the elctric fence

[Kane Knight]

She got lost on the way to the arena RG.

She's been confused by the stop sign...She's waiting for it to turn green.

[Fubar28]

Damn, Shelton's pissed, but can you blame him? Look at what surrounds him.

One of the few talented wrestlers & they give him shit like this. He has every right to be pissed

[Kane Knight]

Do not wizz on the elctric fence

Remember when Ren and Stimpy didn't suck?

[owenbrown]

Level 8? Ameteur...:roll:

ok i'll raise it up to 800000 just to prove i am not an amateur :p (which is still mild for sarcasm to WWE :shifty: )

[SuperSlim]

Shelton jobs again

[Shadow]

Speaking of Jobbing....

[Morgan]

ok i'll raise it up to 800000 just to prove i am not an amateur :p (which is still mild for sarcasm to WWE :shifty: )

You'll be a Super Saiyan by the main event at that rate.

[RGWhat316]

You are watching Monday Night Heat!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

Remember when Ren and Stimpy didn't suck?

yeah those were the good days

[Gone Mad]

** STAY IN THE BACK! THERE'S A NEW TEAM COMING THRU.. I quit. *leaves* **

[Kane Knight]

SHIT! THE FAGS DEBUT!

[Batsu]

Murdock looks even more gay now.

[owenbrown]

Time for the Superheroes to job to Team Deliverance :shifty: :wtf:

[Jaton]

Hah, Conway has more reaction than Cade/Murdoch.

[Kane Knight]

You are watching Monday Night Heat!!!!!!!!!!!

Heat is probably better this week

[SuperSlim]

You'll be a Super Saiyan by the main event at that rate.

I'ma be a Super Saiyan 4 at this rate

[Morgan]

Cade and Murdoch are here, they'll be waiting in the shower rooms for ya.

[Shadow]

Wow....I'm so glad they decided not to go with HBCade. Cause this gimmick isn't as gay.

[Kane Knight]

Hah, Conway has more reaction than Cade/Murdoch.

Yeah, they're even lamer.

[SuperSlim]

their music sounded retarded... like a broken record not workin when it first started

[Kane Knight]

PISSBREAK!

[SuperSlim]

Yeah, they're even lamer.

BlackJack version 3

[RGWhat316]

No disrespect to any of these wrestlers and I don't like to be too negative, but WWE has to be doing this intentionally since it's their last weeks on Spike TV.

[Morgan]

Clint Eastwood will make your day, but these guys will make your whole weak.

[SuperSlim]

PISSBREAK!

more like a crap break

[Fubar28]

PISSBREAK!

This raw has been for the most part one long pissbreak.

[Shadow]

more like a crap break

Explosive diharrear really.

[Kane Knight]

I'd pay to see 'em make Rosey Squeal like a pig

[FearTheSpear]

Rosey made the top rope hit the floor of the ring when they threw him up. Shoulda listened to Simon Dean...

[Morgan]

HOLE weak.... you see, cos,cos they'll sodomize you. Clint Eastwood makes...makes your day....but they'll make...y'know..you're hole...uhh weak. (Sigh) I thought it was smart.

[Batsu]

This is just...horrid.

I can't tell if WWE is trying to go retro....or just purposely SUCKING now.

[SuperSlim]

The Simon Sysatem really does work. I have some of it at home :$

[Gone Mad]

That Murdoch is one ugly bastard. Even Orlando Jordan is like "WTF is that?"

[Shadow]

and the Newbie botches a simple Irish Whip reversal...DRINK!

[Kane Knight]

Rosey made the top rope hit the floor of the ring when they threw him up. Shoulda listened to Simon Dean...

It's a system, not a miracle.

[Kane Knight]

The Simon Sysatem really does work. I have some of it at home :$

You have Simon Milk?

[Shadow]

...................Well here we go. First match in and the new guys get the win. Classic WWE booking.

APA 2K5 here we come.

[RGWhat316]

Another Masters vid, Drink!

[Jaton]

GOD DAMNIT I'M SICK OF SEEING THE MOTHER FUCKING MASTERLOCK!

[SuperSlim]

You have Simon Milk?

just the energy drinks

[Morgan]

You have Simon Milk?

That's the one question everyone should ask themselves.

I bet one shilling that team Deliverence win the belts next week.

[owenbrown]

God i hate when i am right? :shifty:


and again...... THIS SHOW SUCKS :mad: :rant: :nono: :n:

[McLegend]

I thought C&M were pretty impressive for their first match on Live TV.

[Kane Knight]

I could cum in a cup and get a better match.

[Loose Cannon]

C&M baby :love:

Loved the top rope bulldog. They work very old school NWA tag team wrestling

[SuperSlim]

GOD DAMNIT I'M SICK OF SEEING THE MOTHER FUCKING MASTERLOCK!

well hopefully this will be the last time

[owenbrown]

Where is Hassan and Daviari when you need 'em :shifty:

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

God damn. The one day that I don't have class in the Raw timeslot, I get THIS? This has got to be the worst Raw in ages. Absolutely terrible. And don't say it's the lack of HHH, he would have made it even worse. It's the damn writers. What in god's name does it take for them to put on a good show? good lord.

[Shadow]

You mean you'd spawn a better baby than Cade and Murdoch's parents did? You must have super sperm!

[SuperSlim]

I could cum in a cup and get a better match.

:naughty:

[Loose Cannon]

yes yes. we know. Raw sucks. why am I watching this? gonna change channel. snooze fest. but I'm still watching. god, Masters is boring. man Raw is terrible. still watching. why is he on my tv? I don't know, but I'm still watching.

[RGWhat316]

Cool, Taproot is theme song.

[owenbrown]

*Spoilers*


HBK is gonna job to the Human Pissbreak :shifty:

[Corndad]

For Raw sucking last couple weeks, Unforgiven doesnt look that bad

[Shadow]

*Spoilers*


HBK is gonna job to the Human Pissbreak :shifty:

Only if the writers were truely fucktards and HBK has no backstage pull.....

THERE'S FUCKING 15 MINUTES LEFT OF RAW AND WE HAVE THE FIRST INTERVIEW WITH THE MAIN EVENT PLAYERS NOW!? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

[Morgan]

Can't say I'm inspired by the Unforgiven card.

[SuperSlim]

You mean you'd spawn a better baby than Cade and Murdoch's parents did? You must have super sperm!

KK is the freakin man