Game: Hardcore Title.

[D Mac]

Don't know how long this will last but meh, I'm bored.

Beat up the above user by how ever you like and pin him to win the hardcore title.

[Outsider]

*twats Diesel Mac with a piece of paper*

1,2,3, win!

[Skippord]

Cradle Shocks Outsider onto some tacks 123 new champion

[Blitz]

Believe this has been done before, but...

*Boots Skippord in the stomach and hits the Blitzkreig (Burning Hammer)*
1,2,3

NEW CHAMP!!!!

[Xero]

*Hits Stunner on Blitz*

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NEW CHAMP!11!!

*Throws him out a window*

[Skippord]

Waits for Blitz to finish his victory Celebration and Spears him right as he turns around NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CHAAAAAAAAAAAAMPION

[D Mac]

Takes a leaf and tickles Xero into submission. Champ once again!

[Funky Fly]

*missile dropkick to Diesel off a speeding car*

1 2 3

New champ: Funky Fly.

[Funky Fly]

BTW, since this is gonna be 5467809469 pages, like the last few on the old boards...

*sticky*

[Blitz]

Takes a leaf and tickles Xero into submission. Champ once again!

...creepy.

*hangs on to the window and Reverse Hurracanrana's Funky out said window*. Runs down the stairs, pins him, 2X champ

[D Mac]

BTW, since this is gonna be 5467809469 pages, like the last few on the old boards...

*sticky*

:heart:

[D Mac]

Drags Blitz up the stairs and throws him back down. Frog Splash from the top of the stairs onto Blitz for the 1 2 3! OH MY GOD!

[Xero]

*Carries Diesel Mac back up the stairs and Awesome Bombs him all the way down the stair case, through another window, into a dumpster. Xero does a Swanton out the window into the dumpster and pins Mac*

NEW CHAMP!

*Xero runs away*

[Skippord]

Xero runs into an RKO and gets pinned new champ

[Blitz]

*Jumps in a nearby Porsche and runs Xero down*

3X, bitches.

[Blitz]

*C4 to Skippord to take sole position of champ*

[Xero]

*Xero picks up a stick and pokes Blitz, who submits*

Fans Nearby: STICK POKE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Skippord]

*Sits up Kane Style and Pedigree's Blitz on the concrete FTW*

[Skippord]

*Shoves stick up Xero's ass and Fameassers him for the win*

[Xero]

*Picks stick out of ass and flings it at Skippord, who runs in fear into a telephone pole. Xero pins him*

[Blitz]

*Makes Skippord watch A Cena/Boogeyman match until his eyes start bleeding, the kicks him in the nuts*

Pin.

[D Mac]

Rips telephone pole off the ground and nails Blitz with it. 1 2 3.

[Outsider]

*grabs stick and twats Diesel with it*

1,2,3, New Champ

[Blitz]

*Does the same to Xero*

[Xero]

*Hits Outsider with a shovel. 123*

[Blitz]

*Conks DM and Outsider's heads together*

Double pin.

[Xero]

*Xero lights Blitz on fire and covers him with the stick, which he then pins after putting it out*

New champs:

Stick then Xero

*Nick Mondo jumps off the telephone pole screaming "I WANT A REAL TITLE" and on fire out of no where and misses Xero. Xero flees before Mondo botches something on him...*

[Outsider]

*Throws a sock at Xero, Xero faints at smell*

1,2,3, New Champ

[Blitz]

*Throws Rosie O'Donnell at Outsider, Outsider faints from the smell*

New champ.

[Outsider]

*Throws Rosie O'Donnell at Outsider, Outsider faints from the smell*

New champ.

*Uses Rosie O'Donnell to squish Blitz*

New Champ

[UmbrellaCorporation]

*Uses Rosie O'Donnell to squish Blitz*

New Champ

*throws Outsider into a flaming dump truck* :shifty:

New Champ!

[Skippord]

*Hits a Double RKO on Rosie and UC and pins*
New Champion

[UmbrellaCorporation]

*Hits a Double RKO on Rosie and UC and pins*
New Champion


*instert Flaming Dumptruck to Skippord here*

New Champ!

Edit: Oh shit, you said UC. Feel free to pin.

(Feel free to pin...again. :shifty: )

[Blitz]

*Marries the boss' daughter and uses the newfound power to strip UC of the title*

[Skippord]

Um Spears Blitz and wins the title I think

[V]

*pedigree to skippord*

1,2,3,... new champ

Yes, I'm original.

[Xero]

*FU... On Gohan... In a trash can... Full of glass... Off a 50 Foot Ladder... Through 6 flaming tables.*

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*Xero runs away*

[Blitz]

*Shows Gohan a picture of his ex, and pins him as he lies on the floor crying.*

[Skippord]

*Hits Blitz and Xero with Brass Knuckles for the win*

[The One]

Asks the government to look at the contents of Skippord's hard drive...mystreriously is sent to prision...no one else was around so they award the title to The One.

New Champion.

[Outsider]

*Twats The One with Skippords Hard drive, stolen from the evidence cuboard*

5 x New Champ

[Skippord]

*Hits the Evenflow DDT on Outsider FTW*

[Outsider]

*Hits the Evenflow DDT on Outsider FTW*

*Puts Radiohead on, pins Skippord after he commits suicide*

[Skippord]

*Someone puts Seether on and I raise from the dead and hit Outsider with the Sterio that he was playing Radiohead on FTW*

[Blitz]

*Offers Skippord Kane Knight for whatever he pleases in exchange for the title*

New champ.

[The One]

Drops a penny out of a hot air ballon that is flying over Blitz. The penny slices him in half to reveal a migit inside. Has a seeing eye dog bite off Blitz's nuts, he then drops the nuts in my hands and I shove the balls in migit's throat. He chokes and gags and falls down. Go for the cover 1-2-3.

2-Time 2-Time Hardcore Champion.

[Skippord]

After all of that I wait for The One to turn around and I jump up and RKO him

[Blitz]

*Cuts a Triple H-esque 30 minute promo until Skippord falls asleep, and pins him.*

Like 8x champ now.

[redoneja]

*sneaks up behind Blitz and puts him the Coquina Clutch, choking him out*

Winner and new Champion- RED NINJA

[Impact!]

*Drops anvil on red ninja, pins*

New Champ

[Indifferent Clox]

*tricks him into bed and then pins him the rough way*

New Champion.

[KingofOldSchool]

Forces Clox to watch lesbian porn involving Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young.

Clox vacates title after suffering mental flashbacks rendering him unable to continue.

[Blitz]

*Along with Red Ninja, hits Total Elimination on KoOS*

Co champions: Blitz and Red Ninja.

[Indifferent Clox]

*Along with entire Crisis Centre gangbangs blitz and red Ninja*

New champs

[KingofOldSchool]

Nails Clox with Mae Young and Mark Henry's baby hand. Then shoves said hand up Clox's asshole.

Pins Clox.

[KingofOldSchool]

*melts the Hardcore title and makes a chain out of it*

[redoneja]

*ignore KOoS and pillmanizes Clox. Shakes hands with KOoS, then disappears in a plume of red smoke*

Still Champ: King of Old School

[KingofOldSchool]

*pawns the necklace for $25 and a Scott Stapp CD*

*retires from Hardcore wrestling*

[Skippord]

*Wins a tournament to win the title*

12X champion

[Loose Cannon]

http://www.solie.org/horse/tully5.jpg

LC, Koos and redoneja enter the ring and attack Sippard, LC takes the belt.

What's Going on Here

[KingofOldSchool]

*unretires*

*nails LC with the Scott Stapp CD since lord knows no one would actually listen to it*

*pins LC*

SWERVE!

[Loose Cannon]

hey, I was putting together the Horsemen. :(

[KingofOldSchool]

hey, I was putting together the Horsemen. :(

*puts on a mask*

Call me...The Midnight Poster!

*runs away on a mechanical horse*

[redoneja]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6923/spike9rg.jpg


with LC, catches up with KOoS and makes him pay.

LC and redoneja take the belt

WHAT IS GOING ON???(AGAIN)

[Skippord]

*Skippord hits a double Chokeslam on LC and the Red Ninja and takes belt because I was never pinned*

[Loose Cannon]

*LC blasts Skippord with a baseball bat and pins him.*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Arn_Anderson.jpg/180px-Arn_Anderson.jpg

Yes, that's right. Me and my new partner Redoneja are the new TPWW Hardcore Tag Champs. Plus we have the singles Hardcore Belt. We are the Forum Wrecking Crew

[KingofOldSchool]

*gives LC a piece of tainted pork*

*LC gets sick*

*pins LC while he's double over on the toilet*

[KingofOldSchool]

*takes redoneja's head and lays it on the floor*

*gives redoneja a one man conchairto*

*pins him*

*now holds all hardcore titles*

[redoneja]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3577/098cp.jpg


what is this unholy alliance between redoneja and Loose Cannon???(I know we're the Wrecking Crew, but I'm a Blanchard mark so deal).

[Skippord]

*Rolls KoOs up and pins for the 1,2,3 and takes the Hardcore title*

[Loose Cannon]

* Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder nails Skippord with a mic. New Champ Eddie V



Eddie Vedder breaks out in song
http://www.irocknroll.com/images/Pearl_Jam_Eddie_Vedder_Signed_Photo.jpg

Jeremy Spoken...Spoken........












Wait from Behind

http://www.wrestleline.com/images/multi/brainbusters.jpg

BRAIN BUSTER ON VEDDER :eek: :eek:

Major Heat from the Pearl Jam Marks

http://www.fabelover.com/wrestlerbelts/nwatvchamparn2.jpg

LC: Where are you Koos

[Pinnacle Charisma]

shut the fuck up.

-LC

[Skippord]

*RKO's LC in ironic fashion FTW*

[redoneja]

redoneja disappears but.....



http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/388/muta5be.jpg


RED NINJA comes out of nowhere and destroys Skippord with a piledriver on a table for the win!!

[Skippord]

*Future Shocks the Red Ninja onto the table shards FTW*

[redoneja]

*offers his hand to Skippord....

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3786/muta17uc.jpg

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/9307/muta28ot.jpg

SWERVE!! RED NINJA spews mist in Skippord's eyes and leaves him laying. Disappears WITHOUT pinning Skippord!!

[James Steele]

JamesSteele kicks Skippord's ass for hating Texas. He shoves a giant cement Texas-shaped stepping stone up Skippord's ass. Skippord taps like a little bitch y'all.


JS cuts a huge promo and announces that the TPWW Hardcore title is now the Texas Hardcore Title!!!

NEW Texas Hardcore Champion: JamesSteele

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1254/48a417708cu.jpg

[James Steele]

JamesSteele kicks Chris Sabin's punk ass.

Still TEXAS HARDCORE CHAMPION: JamesSteele

[Skippord]

*Hits JameSteele with the Spear and pins*

[Skippord]

*And burns the Texas championship so this is the new belt*
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[James Steele]

* JS does it Ultimate Warrior style and no sells it like its WrestleMania XII. JS proceeds to whip Skippord's ass and rips his spine out. He pins Skippord's bloody corpse. Skippord should know that the Texas Title is just like Texans...indestructable.*

Winner & 2-TIME TEXAS HARDCORE CHAMPION: JamesSteele

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1254/48a417708cu.jpg

[James Steele]

HOLLA Y'ALL

[Skippord]

*Hits a Pepsi Plunge onto JS off a bridge and pins him FTW*

New Champ and new belt

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[Xero]

*Xero stuns Skippord, pins him, locks both belts in a safe, wraps it in chains, locks the chains, gets on an airplane and dumps it into the middle of the Red Sea. Xero proclaims the new title the EXTREMELY LATE Title with a picture of Nick Mondo's face on it.*

[Skippord]

*Hits a pile driver on Xero off the plane through 38 Flaming tables stacked and Pins removes the picture of Mondo and puts an old blockbuster DVD case on the front*

[Xero]

*Hits Skippord with The King of Kings CD single and pins him, tears off the Blockbuster case and slaps on a Best Buy "For Sale" sticker*

[redoneja]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4881/015gv.jpg

Stacy distracts Xero with intentions of sex....


http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2510/hookah18xb.jpg

and then some mysterious(yet handsome) stranger blows some sort of smoke in his eyes and rolls him up!!!

NEW CHAMPION: THE MYSTERIOUS(YET HANDSOME) STRANGER

[Xero]

*Log rolls over TMYHS and is declared the new champion*

http://www.xs4all.nl/~hwalther/images/opc-ren&stimpy-log.jpg

[redoneja]

*TMYHS doesn't care, is very very trashed. Giggles and goes off with Stacy*

[Skippord]

*Runs in and Spears Xero so hard it brakes his ribs then puts Xero in the Edgecator and Xero passes out* Skippord is the new champion

[Xero]

*Xero wraps up his ribs is barbed wire and splashes Skippord in the corner. Skippord's eye pops out on the wire and Xero pins him*

[What Would Kevin Do?]

After watching to much random DDT matches, WWKD? nails Skipport with a Shining crotch thrust, and follows up with the most extreme move that ever graced a ring...






The inverted Danshoku driver.

Skippord's head explodes, and WWKD is the new champ.

Bitch.

[Xero]

*Xero stands there looking at WWKD like he's retarded and flees with the belt*

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Chases Xero until he slips comically on a puddle of water. WWDK then bludgeons Xero with the remains of Skippord's head until he's unconcious.

And then WWKD rubble rubble's the belt.


Yeah.

[Xero]

*The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny happens*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

*The sword becomes the champion in the end*

[Skippord]

*Skippord reforms like the villian from Terminator 2 and Hits a vicious spear on the sword off a scaffold FTW*

[Skippord]

*sews shoulder up*

[Xero]

*Inspector Gadget extends his mighty extendo pen, "is that what it's called" skippord says as the pen writes "lost" on Skippord. IG is proclaimed champion*

[rko4life]

RKO ON THUMB TACS! RKO4LIFE NEW CHAMP -POSES WITH BELT-

[Skippord]

*Skippord hits a running powerbomb off the top rope while RKO4LIFE is posing FTW*

[rko4life]

rko tells skippord... when he wants some.. he will take it ;)

[D Mac]

DM smashes a Bud Ice bottle over Skippord's head, then he puts a Kansas City Chiefs jersey over Skip's unconcious body and pins. 1 2 3

New champ Diesel Mac poses with the belt waving a Chiefs flag.

[Blitz]

Blitz returns from his few hours abscence to a roar of approval from the crowd, and hits a 630 splash on DM to become the 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x Hardcore Champion.

[Skippord]

*Runs in and puts a John Elway Jersey on Diesel Mac and then hits an Island Driver through some tables to Blitz and pins*

[weather vane]

Spilchuk grabs Skippord by the testicals and cuts them off. Spilchuk then eats a plate of eggs and potatoes while jerking off to his bleeding balls. Skippord submits and Spilchuk becomes the Hardcore Champion!

[Skippord]

*Skippord gets surgery to repair ball injury and Hits an RKO on Spilchuck for the win*(I am listening to Motley Crue Right now)

[D Mac]

Spilchuk grabs Skippord by the testicals and cuts them off. Spilchuk then eats a plate of eggs and potatoes while jerking off to his bleeding balls. Skippord submits and Spilchuk becomes the Hardcore Champion!

ewwww.

[D Mac]

*Skippord gets surgery to repair ball injury and Hits an RKO on Spilchuck for the win*(I am listening to Motley Crue Right now)

Smashes a Godsmack CD over Skip's head and then does a Jacknife Powerbomb for the 3 count. Morgan Webb comes out to celebrate with the new Hardcore Champ and then DM and Morgan go to a hotel to fuck.

[rko4life]

RKO4LIFE runs in and RKO'S Skippord 1.....2......3 :D NEW CHAMP! thats for taking my move bitch.. I told you your time would come

[Blitz]

*Blitz forgets about the belt and superkicks Diesel, and runs to the hotel with Morgan Webb*

[Skippord]

*Spears Diesel Mac and rko4life and pins them both and arranges them in some sort of gay position and runs off*

[rko4life]

ahh shit i pinned the wrong champ... while Diesel Mac isnt busy posing RKO4LIFE comes up and RKO'S him on his on title.. 1....2....3 :D

[Skippord]

Pinned the wrong guy again bro

[rko4life]

AHH SHIT AGAIN!!! -runs away crying-

[D Mac]

Does a 3 Stooges slap on Blitz, Skip, and rkoforlife then clotheslines them all and stackes them up on top of each other and pins them all for 1, 2, 3!

[The Fugitive]

*gives Diesel a vertebreaker onto a bed of nails and goes for the pin*

1... 2...

[Skippord]

*Bounces off the ropes and hits Diesel Mac with a Spear for the win*

28X champion

[The Fugitive]

You broke up my pin! :mad:

*drop toe holds Skippords into a open chair and goes for the cover*

1... 2...

[Skippord]

*Kicks Out*

[D Mac]

*gives Diesel a vertebreaker onto a bed of nails and goes for the pin*

1... 2...

Guess I kicked out.

[The Fugitive]

Damnit. :(

[rko4life]

RKO ON The Fugitive 1...2...

[The Fugitive]

Don't you dare steal my 'will-never-get-a-win' gimmick, I'll punch you in the junk.

[Skippord]

Haha RKO I am the champion still

[weather vane]

*Skippord gets surgery to repair ball injury and Hits an RKO on Spilchuck for the win*(I am listening to Motley Crue Right now)
I am also listening to Crue ... White Punks on Dope at the moment. Actually it just changed to Ten Seconds To Love.


Skippord you are the future, I want you to know that. As long as you continue your Motley path you will succeed. Also next time you say "right now" shorten it to rn, that is the Motley way.

Oh and *smashes you over the head with a beer bottle and leaves with Hardcore Championship*

[Skippord]

I will start that rn

[D Mac]

DM grabs a 2 x 4 and knocks out every one that posted in this thread so far and pins them all one after the other for the 1 2 3. One of them had to be the champ and now DM is! Morgan Webb comes out again and we do a live sex show.

[Skippord]

*I run out and hit you with a Death Valley Driver while you are in your underwear FTW*

[rko4life]

ummm RKO on who ever the champ is 1..2..3 :D

[weather vane]

I will start that rn
Atta kid.

6000

[Funky Fly]

*frog splash off a boeing 747 onto rko*

1 2 3

New champ: Funky Fly

[Skippord]

*rolls Funky up while Funky still has me covered*

33x Champion

[The Fugitive]

*hits Skippord with the red mist and goes for the pin*

1... 2...

[Skippord]

*Kicks out again*

[Blitz]

*Blitz remains in the hotel performing various ungodly erotic acts with Ms. Webb. Blitz will likely not be making any sort of run at the title for a few days.*

[rko4life]

rko4life breaks count

[The Fugitive]

UGH!

*blades Skippord, Mass Transit-style and goes for the pin again*

[D Mac]

*Blitz remains in the hotel performing various ungodly erotic acts with Ms. Webb. Blitz will likely not be making any sort of run at the title for a few days.*

DM breaks the door down and Morgan gets up and runs into DM's arms.

This is personal now Blitz. You've messed with my woman and now it's on. :mad:

[Skippord]

*Gets a transfusion and then Spears The Fugitive and pins him thus making himself a 34 time champion for some reason*

[rko4life]

BOSS'S SUN!!! WE WILL NOT JOB TO HIM

[rko4life]

SON*

[darkpower]

*DP comes up from behind and does the famed finger poke of doom on Skippord and pins him with one finger, making him the new champion*

[Funky Fly]

*flicks darkpower's eye and rolls him uo for the pin*

Funky = 3x champ

[darkpower]

*flicks Skippord's eye and rolls him uo for the pin*

Funky = 3x champ

Too late dude ^^

[Skippord]

*Puts Funky Fly's finger in between a chair and Throws the chair into a post and pins him*

[rko4life]

breaks pin

[darkpower]

*flicks darkpower's eye and rolls him uo for the pin*

Funky = 3x champ

*Makes Funky listen to a JOhn Cena rap and pins him while he's busy with his ears bleeding*

2x champ, BITCHES :D

[Funky Fly]

Too late dude ^^
I don't know what you're talking about. :shifty:

**shadow kicks darkpower, Johnny Cage style*

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Funky = 4x champ

[Skippord]

*Spears Funky FTW*

35x champion

[Funky Fly]

Ok, no breaking pins. That creates confusion.

[Blitz]

*Slaps DM with one of the many dildos strewn about the room. Handcuffs him to the radiator and proceeds to fill Morgan out like an application as Diesel watches in abject horror* (/separate feud)

[Funky Fly]

*feeds skippord a spoiled blueberry muffin*

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5x champ

[Skippord]

*Takes Funky's Banhammer and hits him with it and pins*

36x champion

[D Mac]

*Slaps DM with one of the many dildos strewn about the room. Handcuffs him to the radiator and proceeds to fill Morgan out like an application as Diesel watches in abject horror* (/separate feud)

Just as Blitz is about to finish, low blow from Morgan! She then procedes to release DM and he then gets Blitz in a Jacknife Powerbomb and grabs a TV and smashes it on the already unconcious Blitz. Morgan then goes down on DM while he is basking in all his glory.

[rko4life]

RKO lights table... sneaks up behind DM.... taps shoulder..... RKO THROUGH THE TABLE.. 1....2....3
3X CHAMP

[Blitz]

Just as Blitz is about to finish, low blow from Morgan! She then procedes to release DM and he then gets Blitz in a Jacknife Powerbomb and grabs a TV and smashes it on the already unconcious Blitz. Morgan then goes down on DM while he is basking in all his glory.
That was cold man. I would've let you have sloppy seconds :(

[Skippord]

*Still Champion*

[Funky Fly]

Yeah, RKO4life, you need to pay mopre attention.

Also, for the record. My banhammer is not unlike the hammer of Thor: only I may lift it.

And speaking of Thor...

*straps a long metal pole to skippord's back, stands back and watches him get struck by lightning*

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6x champ

[Skippord]

*Hits a Spear off a scaffold through 21 tables and pins Funky Fly*

[Funky Fly]

*throws a small lizard at Skippord, rolls him up while he's still screaming like a little girl*

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7x champ

[D Mac]

That was cold man. I would've let you have sloppy seconds :(

Morgan is mine and mine alone. I'm real possesive when it comes to her.

*Cheap shot on Blitz* The sex act between Morgan and DM continues.

[Skippord]

*Eats the lizard like the Boogeyman Funky is now terrified hits Funky with a Spear while he is doing so and pins*

38x champion

[Funky Fly]

*jabs you with the blunt end of an actual spear*

123 8x champ

[D Mac]

*Gives Funky a beer and after he drinks it, he goes into mad convulsions. It was poisoned! 1, 2, 3 on a shaking Funkster.*

[rko4life]

rko's DM :D NEW CHAMP

[D Mac]

Come on rko be more creative.

[Funky Fly]

*vomits all over rko4life due to the poisoned beer, rolls him up while he's still surprised*

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9x champ

[rko4life]

I dont have to be creative when I have destiny on my side :)

[Skippord]

*Uses Three RKO's 5 Spears and 9 Tombstones off the apron of the ring to pin Funky*

[rko4life]

pulls clamp out of no where and puts Funky Fly's balls in there... Funky Fly taps out

4X CHAMP :D

[rko4life]

DAMIT!!!

[Skippord]

Guess again boyo

[Funky Fly]

*blasts Skippord with a hadouken*
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10x champ/king of kings

[rko4life]

I hate you so much.. Do you know how many times you've done this to me?? TO MANY TIMES!!!!

[rko4life]

puts fire works up Funky Fly's ass then kicks him in the nuts 1..2..3

4X CHAMP

[rko4life]

I DID IT!! I DID IT! :D

[Skippord]

*And I spear you for the win*

[rko4life]

holds RKO4LIFE invertational

[rko4life]

YOU!!!! AHHHHH... I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO DO A CHAVO

[D Mac]

As Skip is celebrating his cheap win, DM comes up from behind with a wrench and knocks out Skip in the study. Col. Mustard won't figure this one out. 1 2 3.

[Skippord]

Why would you do that he is not champion

[rko4life]

I Q... QU........ DOES MIKIE JAMES PUSSY GRAP! SKIPPORD RUNS AWAY 9...10 COUNT OUT VICTORY.. but not champ :(

[Funky Fly]

*uses fireworks to deliver a flying pedigree on DM, thencraps ashes all over him*

11x champ

[rko4life]

-pulls out gun- :D BANG!! -Does jericho pin- 1...2...3!!! GET UP FROM THAT!

[Skippord]

First off ew second *Hits a vicious Black Hole Slam on RKO FTW*
I'm thinking 41x

[rko4life]

-hits walk the plank on a plank- whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1..2..3

[Funky Fly]

*delivers a flying elbow drop onto rko4life's balls*

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12x champ

[Skippord]

*Spears then Cradle Shock's Funky FTW*

[D Mac]

More sex acts between Morgan Webb and DM. Blitz, U CANT SEE ME!

[Funky Fly]

*1080 corkscrew double shooting star press on Skippord*

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13x

[Skippord]

*Renames the Spear Demon Speeding and hits it on Funky FTW*

[rko4life]

hehe

[rko4life]

this is going to be good...

[D Mac]

*Pulls off Morgan from his dick and procedes to pound Skippord into oblivion. 1 2 3. More sex acts with Morgan before going to bed.

[Funky Fly]

*lowblows DM, puts Morgan Webb on top of DM, she becomes new champ, picks her up, tombsone DDT on Webb*

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14x champ

[rko4life]

RKO'S FUNKY FLY.. 1.2.3 HES DONE IT ON HIS 100TH POST!!!!

[D Mac]

Vince strips rko of the title because of his non-creativity and awards it to DM.

[Funky Fly]

*throws urine soaked pretzels at DM, rolls him up while he's trying to avoid them*

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15x champ

[Blitz]

*Goes crazy, Wolvie Berserker style, and disembowels Funky.*

6X

[rko4life]

NO YOU CANT DO THIS!!! I ONLY RKO'D HIM BECAUSE IT WAS MY 100TH THREAD!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rko4life]

oh funky flys going to beat ric flairs record

[D Mac]

*Goes crazy, Wolvie Berserker style, and disembowels Funky.*

6X

Too little, too late. As Morgan and DM laughs at Blitz because he is not the champ.

[Skippord]

*Skippord hits Blitz with a flaming baseball bat FTW*

[rko4life]

*Skippord hits Blitz with a flaming baseball bat FTW*
:rofl: hahahahahaha i love it

[D Mac]

Blitz and Skip argue over who is really the champ. DM rolls up both of them, grabs the ropes for the cheap victory and the title!

[Skippord]

*Blitz and Skippord both lynch DM and I spear Blitz and pin DM FTW*

[Funky Fly]

*chokes skippord out with my intestines*

17x champ.

[Blitz]

*Y'know what Hartigan does to the Yellow Bastard at the end of Sin City? Blitz does that to DM*

Lucky Number <s>Slevin</s> Seven.

[Skippord]

*Bites through Funky's intestines and pins him FTW*

44x champin

[D Mac]

*Funky realizes he cant live without his intestines. He keels over and DM pins Skip with Dead Funky's intestines. 1,2,3

[rko4life]

-sits in the cornor and sulks- stupid vince

[rko4life]

grabs DM's balls... HOWS THIS FOR NON-CREATIVE AE AE!!!! SUBMISSION VICTORY

[Blitz]

After what I did to DM, he has no more balls.

*Casts Final Flame with the Rage Rune on rko4life*

8 ain't enough.

[rko4life]

he umm grew them back.....:shifty:

[D Mac]

*Pulls his balls out of Morgan Webb's mouth, reattaches them and Jacknifes Blitz for the 1, 2, 3. Morgan is happy to have her man's love toy back again and procedes to pleasure him.

[Funky Fly]

*no sells death, uppercuts Morgan Webb while DM's goods are in her mouth*

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18x champ

[Blitz]

*Vulcan Death Grip on Funky*

Cloud Nine. :cool:

[Angelina2K]

*Wacks over the head with a Barb Wire 2x4 To Blitz*

1,2,3

[Blitz]

*Summons Bahamut, Lord of the Dragons, who immediately BBQs Angelina*

10....it's not just a Bo Derek movie.

[shane warne]

blitz's fear enables him to forefit the title to the great 1 which marks a begining of a new era.

1 X 1 Champ

[Funky Fly]

*lights a fart and burns shane warne*

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19x champ

[rko4life]

kisses funky fly's ass... he screams and the ref thinks its subbmision! NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP

[shane warne]

roll up the very next minute 2 time Champ

[rko4life]

hits shane warnes cricket ball away... shane warne chases it.. I win by forfiet

[shane warne]

SHANE MAKES A COME BACK AND RKO4LIFE GETS ALL WET IN THE PANTS FORFIETING THE TITLE TO WARNEY.

3 X CHAMP

[rko4life]

:( dam... im going to bed now..... ILL BE BACK TOMOROW TO TAKE WHATS MINE.. ENJOY YOUR REIGN WHILE YOU CAN... :) cyah

[Tazz Dan]

tazz_dan steals Shane Warnes mobile phone, causing to to hit the ground in tears. Covers 1-2-3.

New champ

[shane warne]

Warney smashes Tazz's winky with a barbwire baseball bat leading tazz to the near by medical facility leading to major operations making Tazz outta action for the next week.
Hence the title is awarded to the number 1 contender Shane warne

4 x Champ

[Tazz Dan]

tazz sells that like Ultimate Warrior sells Pedigree's. Rolls up warney from behind for the 3 count.

2 x champ

[D Mac]

DM does a rain dance and it rains all over tazz's parade. Roll up on a soaked tazz, grabs the tights for a cheap victory.

[WilliamRegal]

William regal, with the Brass Knuckles to DM's Jaw!! Regal Stretch!

He Taps Out!!!

NEW CHAMPION
William Regal

[KingofOldSchool]

*throws some cocaine over to Regal*

*as Regal is distracted, KoOS pins him*

[KingofOldSchool]

*KoOS finds LC hanging out with Derek Jeter*

*KoOS throws pine tar in Jeter's eyes then cuts off his arms and legs*

*uses Jeter's limbs to beat LC to a pulp*

[WilliamRegal]

Regal wired on cociane forces the Brass Knux right up Old Schools ass!
Holds him down whilst Million Dollar Man goes for the pin
1
2
3
NEW CHAMPION
Million Dollar Man

[KingofOldSchool]

*takes a bottle of Jack and throws it in DiBiase's eyes*

*blinded, DiBiase gets rolled up by KoOS for the pin*

[WilliamRegal]

1 2.... Ted DiBiase Kicks out

DiBiase is set upon by a pack of Rottweilers!!!!
As one the dogs is sat on Ted's chest eating his face he makes the pin!!!
1
2
3
New Champion
The Rottweiler

[Volare]

Finger Poke Of Doom on the rottweiler....nuff said

1
2
3

New Hardcore champ ME

[WilliamRegal]

Volare is picked up by the face by Sir AJ Makin III

1. ChokeSlam (Volare gets up)
2. Karate Kick to the Face (Volare is picked up by Sir AJ)
3. DDT

That seals the deal!

1
2
3

Sir AJ Makin III (New Hardcore Champion)

[Skippord]

*Sir AJ is Speared mid celebration and pinned FTW*

45x champion

[Xero]

*Skippord is speared with a spear and pinned FTW*

Not keeping count champion

[Skippord]

*Hits Xero with a Crucifix Powerbomb Through a table FTW*

46x Champion

[Xero]

*Hits Skippord with a Pepsi Plunge into a pool of Pepsi, making the move's name so damn literal and pins him FTW*

[Skippord]

*nips up and Spears Xero and pins FTW*

47x champion

[Xero]

*Hires a lawyer to sue Skippord if he uses the Spear again, then Spears him FTW*

[Blitz]

*punches Xero*

4,000X champ.

[KingofOldSchool]

*sends the Bears Defense on a blitz package to take down Blitz*

*While Blitz is in pain, KoOS pins him*

[Cool King]

*Notices that there is already a thread like this, but it's in the C-Fed forum because it got moved there from the Wrestling forum. But then "forgets that ever happend"(;)) and cracks KoOS' skull open with a hammer and pins him FTW.*

[KingofOldSchool]

*just like Tim White, KoOS only suffered a minor scratch*

*KoOS finds Dick Cheney and takes him out hunting where he "accidently" shoots Cool King*

*KoOS pins King*

[Loose Cannon]

what the fuck is FTW?

[KingofOldSchool]

what the fuck is FTW?

FUCK THE WORLD!

*Tazmissions LC*