The Emmitt Smith Anthology - All of Emmitt Smith's Grammatically Incorrect Quotes

[Triple A]

http://www.walterfootball.com/emmitt.php

[Triple A]

The Packers don't has a running game.

[Triple A]

17. "That offense does... do look good." (Commentary: He was actually about to say "That offense does look good," but changed what he said mid-sentence to "That offense do look good." I'm speechless. How can someone be so poor at grammar?

[Triple A]

(Attempting to quote Jimmy V) "Don't quit. Don't ever quit." (Commentary: For the record, Jimmy V's immortal words were "Don't give up. Don't ever give up."

[Gonzo]

lol what an idiot. I doubt he did a single thing in college.

8. "Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage." (Commentary: Damn it, why haven't I been given the rice of passage?)

[Loose Cannon]

this just proves you donts needs no schooling and you can still bees a million dollarnaire

[McLegend]

"Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)

[FakeLaser]

Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen.

Norv Turner have a lot of experience in the playoff." (Commentary: When Emmitt uttered that statement, Norv Turner's postseason record was 1-1. Good thing we're talking about the playoff here, and not the playoffs.)

Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage.

[Skippord]

"Let's not judge the Giants until we're in the bottom half of the season... The bottom half of the schedule get much tougher." (Commentary: Bottom half? Bottom half!? I knew there was a first half and a second half, but now Emmitt's telling us that there's a bottom half of an NFL season. And here I was thinking the season went from September to early February. When does the bottom half of the season take place?)

[weather vane]

lay off guys

[Hanso Amore]

Never liked Emmitt.

Good but not great RB, who was fortunate to avoid injury.

Idiot on the mic.

[Juan]

There should be one of these on Reggie Miller.

[ron the dial]

catch 22

[road doggy dogg]

Barry was better!
crossrine

[Gonzo]

Never liked Emmitt.

Good but not great RB, who was fortunate to avoid injury.

Idiot on the mic.

He benefited from being on a great team, but give credit where it is due. He was great.

[James Steele]

He is Emmitt fucking Smith. He can say whatever the hell he wants. That is the perk for being with America's Team.

[YOUR Hero]

Emmit was the Man.