Official Raw get's Punk'd Thread (7/7/08): Face it, he's better than you

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like Mickie, but I miss Psycho Lebian Mickie.

[KingofOldSchool]

I want Mickie to walk in on me.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice panties Jillian

[FourFifty]

Kelly Kelly- because with Maria on SmackDown, Raw needs a new ditz.

[Boomer]

Ugh. I haven't watched wrestling in years and I turn on to the Divas. Why is this so late in the show?

[Corndad]

Cole and King lol

[Xerzes]

Well, Kelly^2 looks stupid, but at least that outfit looks better on her than on Kip James.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd lick Layla's butt hole.

[Fox]

I don't mind Kelly's ring attire.

[Londoner]

god this sucks i cant stand it

[Londoner]

thank fuck its over

[Kalyx triaD]

My bud makes a good point in why Diva matches are piss breaks for him. He believes they should atleast wear some kind of gear (elbow pads, tape) to emphasis the fact that they're... wrestling. I tried to support them with the fact that todays Diva is more capable than past ones (atleast in movesets), but he's right. Sure they're eye candy but they might as well not wrestle if they play it down to two chicks fighting in a nightclub.

[Innovator]

Kelly wins...with a victory roll

[KingofOldSchool]

Was Mickie even in the match?

[Innovator]

OH WHAT THE FUCK JBL

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait...did Layla tag in at all?

[FourFifty]

What does Bitchtits want with the bitches?

[Londoner]

Fatal four way should be the fucking main event

[Corndad]

The 4 way now??

You telling me Punk/Snisky the Main Event???

[Xerzes]

World tighter: because Cole hasn't been raped recently enough.

[Triple Naitch]

Did Cole just say World Tider?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol why did the limo driver run to the back?

[Boomer]

That might has well have been a 1 on 1 match.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

THE LIMO IS GONNA BLOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[Londoner]

Well, i knew the writers writing good shows wouldn't last long.

[KingofOldSchool]

The 4 way now??

You telling me Punk/Snisky the Main Event???

They want to put Punk in the main event against a weak opponent so if/when the ratings drop off, they can blame Punk and give them even more reason to end his reign early.

[FourFifty]

This calls for some tequlia.....

[FourFifty]

ZOMG! SWERVE!!!!

[Corndad]

JBL wasnt in the Limo? the hell is goin on

[Londoner]

now what

[KingofOldSchool]

CENA STOLE THE LIMO

HE'S A THIEF

[Xerzes]

Be funny, damnit.

[FourFifty]

BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!!!

[Londoner]

hahahahaahahaaa

[Corndad]

Brooklyn Brooklyn!!

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOO CRYME TYME!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Londoner]

love this

[Innovator]

AHAHAH SHAD WHIFFED

[Johnny Vegas]

HE FUCKING MISSED IT LOL

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, Shad missed the last window with his first shot.

[KingofOldSchool]

Someone should call Goldberg, he's good at breaking limo's windshields.

[Londoner]

lol

[Innovator]

JBL is poopy?! cmon Cena

[FourFifty]

JBL is Poopy.... classic :|

[HeartBreakMan2k]

CTC CrimeTymeCena?

[Corndad]

LOL at the YO YO YO on the side

[UmbrellaCorporation]

poopy

[Anybody Thrilla]

JBL is poopy. :cool:

[Triple Naitch]

So....are they gonna wrestle?

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL is Poopy?

[FourFifty]

That is CTC?

[Londoner]

3 poop jokes in one show now

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL needs to go to Brisco's Body Shop.

[FourFifty]

Cena Touches Cock?

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow we've never seen this footage before. This is like the first time ever showing of this footage.

[Indifferent Clox]

CTC? crime time crew? crime time cena?

[Innovator]

CTC 6 man tag champs

[Innovator]

Wow we've never seen this footage before. This is like the first time ever showing of this footage.
Dude I can watch this on loop

[ClockShot]

Great. I let my dog out and I miss Cryme Tyme. Terrific.

[Innovator]

Can't Touch Cooter

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would just like to see one really good match tonight.

[Londoner]

yup thought so, punk/snitsky now.

[DarKCentaur]

I would just like to see one really good match tonight.

CM Punk and Snitsky = 5 1/2 stars

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Punk gets the cut off entrance.

[Destor]

I'm so depressed they booked this match.

[Xerzes]

Punk is like a twelve year old with an erection. Has to touch everything with it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if this is like Rey's title reign where everybody beats him in non-title matches, and Snitsky just destroys Punk?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is going to win by DQ when Snitsky won't stop hitting Punk. And then Snitsky will nail his finisher on Punk after the match.

[DarKCentaur]

FRUTISTA!!

[Innovator]

Great graphic, World Heavyweight Champion CM PUNK

[DarKCentaur]

Feel the wrath of NO REACTION

[DaVe]

Nah, Punk wins, Punk wins.

[Fox]

lol Punk gets the cut off entrance.

They showed his entrance before break and then the end of it at return. That's like an elongated entrance if anything.

[FourFifty]

And next week we'll see Punk vs Umaga, and then Punk vs Big Daddy V.

[Innovator]

What is it with fat ugly dudes challenging Punk

[Xerzes]

What if this is like Rey's title reign where everybody beats him in non-title matches, and Snitsky just destroys Punk?

Ugh. Please don't joke about that.

[Innovator]

Snitsky is the black hole of crowd reaction

[Fox]

Those have to be fake teeth, man.

[Corndad]

What is it with fat ugly dudes challenging Punk

Next Week Punk vs Nicole Bass

[Innovator]

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[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky should start using the Black Hole Slam as his finisher, but call it the Black Hole of Heat.

[Innovator]

This will be a big GTS

[Fox]

Shit. Like, no reaction for this match.

[Innovator]

Wow what a fat GTS

[KingofOldSchool]

BAHGAWDMAGGLEHEDIDIT

[ClockShot]

Shawn looks like death.

[Fox]

He looks like a junkie cowboy.

[Innovator]

Shawn looks cross eyed

[ron the dial]

and that's exactly how i like my hbk

[KingofOldSchool]

Skinner is coming to the ring.

[KingofOldSchool]

I wish I had money to go see Summerslam this year, especially if Punk makes it to the PPV as champion.

[Innovator]

HBM! HBM!

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk should have held his own Mardi Gras parade tonight ala Edge from last year.

[Indifferent Clox]

I want some tacobell batista

[Innovator]

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[FourFifty]

How many times do they have to show this fucking montage?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jericho's my favorite wrestler, I've decided.

[Innovator]

Punk should have held his own Mardi Gras parade tonight ala Edge from last year.
Yeah but Edge had his pec torn during that

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, notice the old school Liontamer on Kofi Kingston, not the Walls of Jericho. :cool:

[Innovator]

I marked for the Liontamer

[PullMyFinger]

Jericho is the best wrestler in WWE right now.

Anyhow, why is that CM Punk's reign is looking more and more like Rey Mysterio's disaster reign?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah but Edge had his pec torn during that

Punk is immune to injury.

[Londoner]

Good choice thrilla.

[Londoner]

BREAK DOWN THE WAAALLLLSSSS

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if Michaels was faking this eye injury to talk Jericho into a blindfold match at Great American Bash?

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho is the best wrestler in WWE right now.

Anyhow, why is that CM Punk's reign is looking more and more like Rey Mysterio's disaster reign?

Punk has already won more matches in his reign than Mysterio did.

[FourFifty]

Anyhow, why is that CM Punk's reign is looking more and more like Rey Mysterio's disaster reign?

....it's been a week. Give it some hope.

[ClockShot]

Kofi gonna show up?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kofi has nothing to do with this.

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kofi will probably lose the title to Lance Cade at some point, though.

[Londoner]

Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK should get Ralphus on his side, even the odds.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, where does Batista stand in all this? Is he just happy he got to kick the shit out of Michaels at One Night Stand?

[Fox]

All this needs is a joke about Jericho having poopy pants.

[Innovator]

Shawn's arms are looking bigger...hmmm

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Best promo in ages.

[Londoner]

wtf, crap way to finish the promo

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh that was fucking gold. Jericho NEEDS to go over at the Bash, though. He just NEEDS to.

[Londoner]

It was good though.

[RhodeIslandShawn]

The New Orleans crowd is dead.

When Jericho said "they might as well be asleep" I think they already were.

[PullMyFinger]

lol what an anti-climactic way to end that promo. Just cut it off. I thought Jericho and Cade were going to double team on Michael Hickenbottom lol.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shut up TL, you think Christian's better than DiBiase.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Seriously, everyone in the back should have been taking notes on how to cut a serious promo just them. Both guys had such a raw display of emotion and conviction. Awesome, simply awesome.

[Londoner]

I also said it was a good promo overall, just a weak way to finish it. Can you not read or somethin?

[McLegend]

That was off the hook.

[James Steele]

That promo was beautiful.

[Xerzes]

Holy shit, Charlie Haas is on TV.

[KingofOldSchool]

CHARLIE HAAS

[ClockShot]

Ah, here he is.

[DarKCentaur]

Charlie Haas! (checks off on WWE scavenger hunt)

[Johnny Vegas]

The LA fans made that promo look bad but that shit was great. I hate fans like that, who want to see shit like motherfuckers falling off ladders through desktops or some shit. Those are two fucking legends that are showing how promos SHOULD be done and these fucking fans fucking sit there like "we need to c sum fucking bumps". Fuck fans like that, fucking making the first RAW is CM Punk look worthless, making it seem like HHH should've never left. Fuck that

[FourFifty]

I was kinda wishing that it would be Hass vs Ron Killings, but I'll take Kofi.

[PullMyFinger]

Kofi's GHANA be jamaican me crazy!

[Innovator]

COOOOOOOOOOOOFFEEEEEEE

BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP

[Londoner]

OH its kofi

[KingofOldSchool]

BOI! BOI! BOI!

JAMAICAN ME A LATTE, COFFEE KINGSTON!

[Innovator]

GHANA GHANA GHANA GHANA

[RhodeIslandShawn]

I feel like I'm at a house show :-\ BORRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG!

[Londoner]

This crowd sucks.

[McLegend]

The Crowd is really into this match.

[PullMyFinger]

Petition to have Kofi Kingston's Theme song changed to Enur - Calabria! LOL

[Innovator]

Seriously if they're pushing black guys, bring up Killings

[FourFifty]

The LA fans made that promo look bad but that shit was great. I hate fans like that, who want to see shit like motherfuckers falling off ladders through desktops or some shit. Those are two fucking legends that are showing how promos SHOULD be done and these fucking fans fucking sit there like "we need to c sum fucking bumps". Fuck fans like that, fucking making the first RAW is CM Punk look worthless, making it seem like HHH should've never left. Fuck that

"I can has chep pawps? k, thks, bai!" [/LA fans]

[PullMyFinger]

Cue Calabria dammit.

[McLegend]

Seriously if they're pushing black guys, bring up Killings

And Adam Jones.

[ClockShot]

That was quick.

[Londoner]

birchill?!?!?!?!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I also said it was a good promo overall, just a weak way to finish it. Can you not read or somethin?

I'm fucking with you, silly guy. Settle down.

[DarKCentaur]

Seriously if they're pushing black guys, bring up Killings

Aren't they putting Killings on Smackdown?

[KingofOldSchool]

Paul Burchill gets an IC Title match?

[Innovator]

BURCHILL WHATS HE DOING OUT HERE?!?!

starting a program, cmon now Cole

[ClockShot]

Well now. A writer finally figured out something to do with Capt. Burchill.

[Londoner]

lmao wtf was that

[Fox]

lol wtf was that?

[ClockShot]

What the...........

[DarKCentaur]

What the hell is going on tonight

[FourFifty]

:rofl: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL WHAT WAS THAT

[RhodeIslandShawn]

BORRRRRRRINNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

AHAHHAA, fans running wild tonight

[FourFifty]

Can someone post that on youtube?

[DarKCentaur]

I almost feel like this is all a work, like the show is going to shit with Vince gone

[PullMyFinger]

I'd be all up and dancing if they really changed that to his theme song. lol Totally fits him.

[U-Warrior]

what the hell happened with batista there, i missed it.

[KingofOldSchool]

I need a .gif of that PRONTO!

[Innovator]

That plus the lighting fixture...seriously that the hell

AND WHERE IS CAWdy?!?! He needs to gain more attributes!

[Londoner]

Don't think that was planned either. Or maybe it was, meh.

[ron the dial]

that was great

[Innovator]

Inmates running the asylum

[RhodeIslandShawn]

With Mr. McMahon being injured, that thing with the light falling tonight and now this guy with Batista it's gonna be revealed that one of the Production guys failed the drug test! :lol:

[Indifferent Clox]

lol second spontaneous promo thing of the night. First a light almost decapitates cena then a fan jumps out in front of batista. lmao

[Anybody Thrilla]

That had to have been planned.

[RhodeIslandShawn]

lol second spontaneous promo thing of the night. First a light almost decapitates cena then a fan jumps out in front of batista. lmao

"spontaneous." :nono:

[DarKCentaur]

Oh Lillian, it's ok, people are screwing up worse than you tonight

[KingofOldSchool]

The Great American Blash?

[Innovator]

Oh Batista...TURNHEEL

[PullMyFinger]

CENA TURN HEEL!

[Londoner]

lol his fucked up limo still there

[PullMyFinger]

I remember when Kane was once such a badass wrestler...before he became a midcard jobber and then European Title I mean ECW Title holder.

[DarKCentaur]

So wait, if Kane theoretically wins the World Title, does that make him the first person to ever hold all 3 big belts?

[ClockShot]

Come on. Get this thing going.

[Londoner]

jbl will fuck this match up

[Johnny Vegas]

Yea, i think this has shit to do with Vince being "out due to injury" or some shit and stuff will start falling apart. I just hope they don't over due the shit and just get creative with it.

I also like CM Punk's swagger. Like, how he came out and put the belt on JBL's fucked up car and posed in front of it. I just hope that they keep him as a contender and not one of those BS pushes.

[Londoner]

fuck sake bloody ads

[RhodeIslandShawn]

I thought the whole idea of the draft was to "shake things up around here" and make things better???

[DaVe]

Ha, Raw always goes to ads at the most inconvenient times. At least they are giving time to this match: still 20 minutes to go!

[Londoner]

rhodeislandshawn, you're a total fuckwit if you haven't found the past couple of weeks in WWE entertaining at all.

[RhodeIslandShawn]

rhodeislandshawn, you're a total fuckwit if you haven't found the past couple of weeks in WWE entertaining at all.

No, I mean some of the stuff has been awesome - like Punk winning the belt and the Jericho/Michaels promo tonight but idk about some of this other stuff.

[Indifferent Clox]

This has been a great raw

[Johnny Vegas]

There needs to be some random, unexpected shit thats going to happen tonight to kick off this new era tonight. Like, CM Punk should come down to the ring and fuck with all of the contenders..like that "i'll do anything to fuck with you and keep you one step behind" shit..like trip up Cena or JBL who get irish whipped, throw a chair in the ring or some shit. That would be fucking.awesome

[Londoner]

Anyhow, back to the match.

[Londoner]

Kane should turn heel. Sick of him just being there to make others look good.

[Xerzes]

I could watch people kick Cena in the face all day.

[Londoner]

WTF A FINAL BREAK?

[Xerzes]

There is no such thing as "vintage Cena."

[Londoner]

piss the fuck off 'final break'

[DaVe]

Why does Kane always spend every much on the canvas selling one move? Damnit, Kane, kill someone.

[PullMyFinger]

LOL omg, the commercials are so uncoordinated.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Healthy babies are just no fun.

[Londoner]

yeh i really stayed up this late to watch adverts(nearly 4am here). thanks wwe you morons.

[KingofOldSchool]

That Sourman commercial cracks me up every time.

[Londoner]

oh noez a clothesline from hell!!!1111

[Londoner]

jbl should not be in this

[Anybody Thrilla]

None of these guys seem like they would fit well in a match with Punk.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, you can't DQ JBL, that's for sure.

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY Batista gets another title shot

[Londoner]

Batista wins

[ClockShot]

INFINITE TITLE SHOTS ENABLED!

[DaVe]

Booo. Kane loses to a single spear... Still 8 minutes to go.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh my.

[FourFifty]

Well, at least with Dancin' Dave the GAB we won't see Cena get a title shot.

[DarKCentaur]

Congratulations Batista, you have advanced to the next level! +1 Title Shot

[KingofOldSchool]

It's that time of the month...

[Londoner]

Anyone else think kane was made to look shit in that match?

[Londoner]

kane heel turn?!?!?!?!?!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kane can def turn heel on this momentum.

[Londoner]

omg yessssssssssss

[James Steele]

OH SHIT! Kane is going to have mental breakdown...again.

PRAY MONDAY NIGHT RAW...KANE IS BACK!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

KANE'S GONNA TURN HEEL

[ClockShot]

Uh oh.

[Londoner]

:D :D :D

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck yeah, there you go Kane. Bring the mask back, too.

[FourFifty]

I guess this will turn into a "Where's Taker" storyline.

[Londoner]

ITS TIME

[Anybody Thrilla]

I SAID IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD????

[KingofOldSchool]

KANE HAS GONE BANANAS!

[McLegend]

OMG Kane is snapping for the 500th time. That's gotta be a record.

[Londoner]

YES YES

[DarKCentaur]

RAPE MICHAEL COLE!

[KingofOldSchool]

YES BEAT UP MICHAEL COLE!

[Londoner]

CHOKESLAM THE FUCKER

[ClockShot]

Is he alive? Is that what I'm hearing?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Welcome to Raw, Michael Cole!

[FourFifty]

If this is a heel turn, he should have grabbed The King.

[ClockShot]

Jerry's a dead man.

[Londoner]

this is awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

Uncle Jerry saves the day for 4 seconds

[James Steele]

YESSSSS! Bring back the tiny black towel!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I guess this will turn into a "Where's Taker" storyline.

Culminating in another Taker v. Taker match just like Summerslam 14 years ago?

[DarKCentaur]

I think he's asking about Paul Bearer

[HeartBreakMan2k]

So Kane is behind McMahon's accident eh?

[James Steele]

*DONG*

[Londoner]

damnit that needed a chokeslam

[Anybody Thrilla]

Finally I have a reason to give a fuck about Kane again. HUZZAH!

[ClockShot]

Good night, everyone.

[Indifferent Clox]

vince or taker?

[Londoner]

That kane heel turn just adds to the feeling that they're finally getting it right.

[PullMyFinger]

If this isn't about McMahon and it 's about Taker, I can honestly say then...Kane has turned heel by going insane over Undertaker for 11 years and counting now. Everytime when Kane needs to turn heel..just have him snap and go insane over the Undertaker.