Official Raw get's Punk'd Thread (7/7/08): Face it, he's better than you

[KingofOldSchool]

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Preview:Punk vs. the World
July 7, 2008

After seeing the WWE Championship move to SmackDown, and failing to win a World Championship back to Raw at Night of Champions, Monday nights once again have a World Title. CM Punk cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase to challenge and defeat Edge, bringing the World Heavyweight Championship to Raw and even going on to defend it in the same night against JBL. Though Raw suffered a dearth of World Titles for a period, there is no lack of former World Champions, eager to end the Straightedge Superstar’s title reign, including John Cena, Batista and JBL. Which of these men will step forward in search of gold, and will Punk be able to hold them off?

Though Raw is no longer lacking a World Title, there is a conspicuous absence on the program in the form of Mr. McMahon. The WWE Chairman was injured at the end of the June 23 Raw when the set collapsed and he was buried underneath a ton of lighting equipment. His son, Shane McMahon addressed the WWE Universe on Monday, but opted to keep his father’s condition a private matter. Are Mr. McMahon’s injuries worse than originally thought? And how will Raw function in the vacuum left by the incapacitated Chairman?

Proving that his Night of Champions win over Chris Jericho was no fluke, new Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston successfully defended his title in a rematch against Y2J. With the Jamaican Superstar being such a new member of the Raw roster, will he be able to maintain the gold around his waist?

A bitter Jericho blamed his Night of Champions loss on Shawn Michaels for interfering in the match, and even challenged HBK to a match at The Great American Bash in just three weeks, asking the injured Superstar to have an answer on Raw next week. We’ve seen explosive interactions between HBK and Y2J in recent weeks — what will their confrontation on next week’s Raw have in store?

One of Raw’s most exciting draftees was Rey Mysterio, who had been on SmackDown for his entire WWE career. On Monday, the Master of the 619 was interrupted by Santino Marella as he was greeting the Raw audience. The Italian Superstar belittled the Ultimate Underdog, prompting Mysterio to attack Marella and break out the 619. Santino Marella has shown that he isn’t one to let an insult go, and Rey Mysterio has never been known to back down from a fight — how will the Italian Superstar retaliate against the former World Champion?

For the answers to these questions and more, make sure to watch Raw on Monday nights at 9/8 CT only on USA Network.

[Londoner]

Gonna get drunk/watch this.

[Innovator]

THIS IS TRUE

THIS IS REAL

THIS IS YOUR WORLD CHAMPION

[Innovator]

AND THAT MEANS HES BETTER THAN YOU

[James Steele]

I haven't been this excited about RAW in some time, and it really feels like WWE is trying to "turn the page".

[KingofOldSchool]

By the end of the night, Cena will be World Champion, Chuck Palumbo will be IC Champion, and the exciting young tag team of Hardcore Holly and Jim Duggan will be tag champions.*










*-This may or may not happen, I'm just being pessimistic.

[Londoner]

Just watchin ecw atm, mark henrys surprisingly entertaining on the mic.

[DarKCentaur]

By the end of the night, Cena will be World Champion, Chuck Palumbo will be IC Champion, and the exciting young tag team of Hardcore Holly and Jim Duggan will be tag champions.*










*-This may or may not happen, I'm just being pessimistic.



Actually, that's overly optimistic. Cena only holds one of those titles in your scenario.

[parkmania]

Does WWE finally break out the 6-man tag team titles and award them to Cena + Cryme Tyme???

[Innovator]

Let me just say, it's been one week

AND CM PUNK IS STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

[DarKCentaur]

Let me just say, it's been one week

AND CM PUNK IS STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

What we don't know is that Punk traded the title back and forth at various house shows this week. So while Punk is now a 5-time Champion, HHH is now a 250-time champion

[Anybody Thrilla]

I haven't posted in a Raw thread in a while. I think I'll order a calzone and prepare myself to be thoroughly entertained.

[Fox]

Was going to make some Mac and Cheese and Tuna and watch RAW and drink beer, but nooo, my roommate decides to leave the full gallon of milk out last night after drinking one fucking cup, all cause he was fucking twacked out on loranzopan, but what else is new?

CM Punk woo hoo, tho, tbh.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Listen, you guys can't use that C.M. Punk like about being better than you. In the WWE Universe, that's MVP's schtick.

[FourFifty]

I haven't posted in a Raw thread in a while. I think I'll order a calzone and prepare myself to be thoroughly entertained.

Hope it's a reeeealllllllyyyyyy good calzone, because Raw is hit and miss.

[KingofOldSchool]

Spoiler:








CM Punk and Colt Cabana defeated Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. in the finals of a tournament in Rio De Janeiro to win the World Tag Team Titles.

[FourFifty]

Didn't the new Ric Flair DVD come out today?

[Corndad]

Flair DVD comes out tommrrow I believe.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hope it's a reeeealllllllyyyyyy good calzone, because Raw is hit and miss.

Three cheeses, pepperoni, chicken, and banana peppers, FTW.

[Pegasus Crawford]

Didn't the new Ric Flair DVD come out today?
Supposed to be tomorrow, but some places already have it for sale.

[FourFifty]

Supposed to be tomorrow, but some places already have it for sale.

I'll just run by WalMart tomorrow for it then.

[Innovator]

5 minutes until RAW IS PUNKD

[KingofOldSchool]

STEPH IS HERE

[Corndad]

wow when was the last time the Raw thread was half way to 2nd page before the show even started. Changes are a happenin.

What other matches you guys think are gonna be set up for the Bash?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jericho v. Michaels

[KingofOldSchool]

wow when was the last time the Raw thread was half way to 2nd page before the show even started. Changes are a happenin.

What other matches you guys think are gonna be set up for the Bash?

It's happened a few times recently that I know of.

[Innovator]

I'm saying Punk vs. Cena vs. JBL

[KingofOldSchool]

Stephanie is going to beat Punk for the title tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm interested to hear Punk's fan reaction tonight.

[FourFifty]

Sweet!!!!! Time for Raw is PUNK'D!!!

[Innovator]

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

[James Steele]

JamesSteele's 10,000th post on TPWW is the catalyst for the next boom period in professional wrestling.

[Londoner]

Here we go then.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Summer of Punk officially begins...

[Innovator]

MONTAGES GET PUNKD

[ClockShot]

Evening gentlemen.

[Innovator]

Summer of Punk II: Electric Bugaloo

[Corndad]

This draft has even made Batista interesting again.

[FourFifty]

He's been Champ longer than Yokozuna's and Kane's first title run!

[Innovator]

Punk needs a better suiting music...like AFI

[KingofOldSchool]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/ThePoisonedElf/WeWonSig.jpg

[Innovator]

CM Punk > Yokozuna & Kane

[ron the dial]

now that was some triumphant music

[Innovator]

"Internet fans rejoice your boy is champ" BTR last Tuesday

[Corndad]

I smell an 8 man tag tonight coming tonight.

[Innovator]

YOU

ARE NOW

ONE

ONE OF US

[Innovator]

HOOTI MCBOOBS!

[Londoner]

Ah fuck off steph

[ron the dial]

lol i just repped you with that

[ClockShot]

Looks taped.

[Innovator]

I'd bang Steph, in a heartbeat

[KingofOldSchool]

WE NEED TO UNITE!

[ron the dial]

not with hooti mcboobs or ah fuck off steph

[FourFifty]

VICKIE!!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

what the hell

[Corndad]

Vickie???

[Innovator]

OH WHAT THE FUCK! VIXK?!?!?!

[ClockShot]

The fuck is she doing here?

[KingofOldSchool]

OH GOD

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shit, I have UPN on by mistake, hold up...

[KingofOldSchool]

XCUSE ME XCUSE ME

[ron the dial]

damn she is getting immense heat. i have missed much apparently.

[Innovator]

She's gotten better on the mic...and has white hot heel beat

[St. Jimmy]

Is it bad that I really do wish ill-will unto Vicky?

[Innovator]

ESCUCHAME

[ClockShot]

IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT, THAN TO FADE AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Corndad]

Shes still in that wheelchair lol

[KingofOldSchool]

IIIII've got sumtin to saaaayyyyy

VICKIE??? SHE'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN THE RRRRRREEEEEEENNNNGGGG!

[Innovator]

Vickie vs. Punk

[St. Jimmy]

lol, a sit in?

[Corndad]

Own her Punk.

[Innovator]

EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYSSS

I'M BETTER THAN YOUUUUUU

[FourFifty]

Vickie is everything a non-wrestling heel should be.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WOMAN

[Londoner]

CM PUNK!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

THE CHAMP, IS HERE!

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is channeling old school Edge

[Innovator]

BTW, that smile on Punk is legit

[Innovator]

:lol: Punk doing laps around Vickie

[Fox]

LOL at Punk

[FourFifty]

I want hair like CM Punk.

[ron the dial]

god this is so amazing i can't even stand it

[KingofOldSchool]

If Punk runs more circles around Vickie, maybe she'll disappear...

[Fox]

"That's me! That's me! I'm the champ!"

[Innovator]

DAMN THAT DUBBED CHANT BUTTON!!!

[Londoner]

Vickies 'acting' is boring me. She says 'excuse me' way too much!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol @ Punk

[KingofOldSchool]

Will Punk wheel Vicki down some stairs?

[Anybody Thrilla]

For a face, CM Punk is kind of a dickhead.

[Innovator]

what goes around man

CM PUNK! CM PUNK!

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Punk starts making out with Vickie right now, I'll mark so hard.

[KingofOldSchool]

CHILLAX

[Innovator]

:lol: chillax

[ClockShot]

Lol. Chillax.

[St. Jimmy]

lol Chillax.

[FourFifty]

Punk is on Fire!!!!!!

[Fox]

lol khali.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Punk just said Chillax... not sure how I feel about that.

[Londoner]

lol vickie/khali..

[Corndad]

Great Khali lol

[Innovator]

Most mic time Punk's gotten since ROH

OPENING PROMO FTW

[KingofOldSchool]

Vickie & Collie = Win

[Fox]

GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!! DO IT!!

[FourFifty]

GTS THE BTICH! GTS HER!!!!!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Does anybody else think that Vickie Guerrero looks like a midget in that wheelchair?

[KingofOldSchool]

BITCHSLAP

[ron the dial]

mother fucking jbl

[ClockShot]

SELL SELL SELL!

[Corndad]

Moooo...

[Fox]

what was he going to do? push her through the ropes? that was fucking lame.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOO

[Fox]

Pretty sure you jobbed out last week, Jibbletits.

[ClockShot]

AGAIN!

[Anybody Thrilla]

JBL hasn't won a match against anybody of note in quite some time, but hey, sure, let's give him a title shot.

[Innovator]

Punk just owned JBL...awesome

[Londoner]

what was he going to do? push her through the ropes? that was fucking lame.

Looks like they got stuck with where to go with the promo.

Oh look its supercunt.

[ClockShot]

Regal's suspension should wrap up pretty soon, shouldn't it?

[FourFifty]

Gotta admit this one- I popped for Cena.

[Corndad]

Yup whoever called JBL/Cena/Punk... here ya go.

[St. Jimmy]

*sigh* Cena.

[Fox]

The Cheena is herrrrrre. Start the countdown to Punk's title loss.

[KingofOldSchool]

"Cena got a bigger pop, LET'S PUT THE TITLE ON HIM!"

[Innovator]

Sign of the Night

Macho Man raps better than Cena

[Triple Naitch]

Wait. I think I've seen this episode before...

[Anybody Thrilla]

RETURN OF THE POOP JOKES

[Fox]

Looks like they got stuck with where to go with the promo.

Oh look its supercunt.

No, I think they were doing fine until they had to do their "cue" for JBL to come out, and that's from the writers.

[Amaroqwolf]

Oi....is he here again? But I'll listen to Punk...Punk is awesome!

[Fox]

"Cena got a bigger pop, LET'S PUT THE TITLE ON HIM!"

There were "CM Punk!" chants. No "Cena!" chants.

[Corndad]

Vickies still sitting outside LOL

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Two poop jokes in one promo :nono:

[St. Jimmy]

I loathe Cena.

[Londoner]

I like this 'no one is in charge' storyline. I bet regal returns soon though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Two poop jokes in one promo. :cool:

[Innovator]

Cena makes poop jokes, but as long as its against JBL, i'm ok with it

[Amaroqwolf]

Viki dosn't know where to go...she be confuseled.

[Fox]

Rock, paper scissors for the World Heavyweight Championship.

[Innovator]

Oh god....Dancing Dave

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista is demanding a title shot.

[PullMyFinger]

Does anyone know where I can catch Raw streaming online? i have directv, but it started raining and all feed is botched now.

[St. Jimmy]

lol, INFINITE TITLE SHOTS ACTIVATED.

[Londoner]

fatal four way at the great american bash then.

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

Oh look, Johnny Damon steps up to the plate.

[Xerzes]

Oh fuck you Batista.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Speaking of 'if it wasn't for', if it wasn't for Batista, Punk may not have ever won that title after Batista beat Edge's ass.

His promo will be along those lines, trust.

[Innovator]

3 look like wrestlers, one looks like an infomerical for Nutrisystem

[Corndad]

Someone said title shot too loud heres Bats

[Fox]

If it was just Batista, JBL and Cena in there, I would be looking up amateur porn right now.

Punk with that belt makes this worth my time.

[Amaroqwolf]

Hmmm...I see a Cena, VS JBL, VS Batista VS The Glass ceiling...oops I mean in a Bury CM PUnk I mean..uh...nevermind I have nothing.

[Londoner]

lol@batista

[Innovator]

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B START

INFINITE TITLE SHOTS

[St. Jimmy]

... JBL, Cena, and Batista apparently forgot how to Promo.

[Skippord]

SHUT UP JIGGLETITS

[ClockShot]

Where's Orton? :'(

[Fox]

I wonder if it was planned for Punk to be in there in his shirt and tights while the other 3 guys, the "real" main eventers, are in there in street clothes. He looks off.

[Triple Naitch]

Does anyone know where I can catch Raw streaming online? i have directv, but it started raining and all feed is botched now.

Try this

http://wwe-tna-ecw1.piczo.com/?g=27697423&cr=2

[Hanso Amore]

Why didnt they just have Bats beat Edge? Jesus. way to waste punk

[Amaroqwolf]

Good god if JBL is running things I'm a very very Sad Panda. (cries)

[Londoner]

This is fucked lol

[Corndad]

KANE? lol

[Londoner]

kane?!?!?!

[FourFifty]

No clue why he's out here, but FUCK YEA!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

Four way?

[Innovator]

Kane?!?! Now its getting ridiculous

[ron the dial]

what the fuck is going on here

[ClockShot]

Waste of a good 20 minutes right here.

[DaVe]

PullMyFinger:
http://www.justin.tv/ringo_tv

And bahgawd it's Kane, it's Kane!

[KingofOldSchool]

BAHGAWDKANGITSKANE

[Amaroqwolf]

huked on phonix wrked fer me!!

[Londoner]

Lame way to end it, but i guess there wasnt any other way. Fatal four way should be good.

[Fox]

There is a serious lack of heels on this show.

[Corndad]

Santinos so jobbing lol

[KingofOldSchool]

"My name is CM Punk, I sat back and let the big boys talk."

[PullMyFinger]

Thanks Dave!! (Sent Rep)

[St. Jimmy]

Who the fuck really cares about Rae?

[Londoner]

There is a serious lack of heels on this show.

Agreed, could do with kane/batista turning heel.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I would have pissed myself if Jamie Noble had come out after all the main eventers and everyone just looks at him like</font> :wtf:

[Innovator]

Cena is pinning Kane...probably

[Londoner]

Or even push jericho to the main event. Hmm, maybe thats what they're waiting for!(after the hbk feud)

[Innovator]

Batista needs to turn soon, start Evolution 2.0

[Londoner]

<font color=goldenrod>I would have pissed myself if Jamie Noble had come out after all the main eventers and everyone just looks at him like</font> :wtf:

:lol:

[ClockShot]

NAWLINS!

[Innovator]

I LIKE COOKIES BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

[Amaroqwolf]

Wow Ray's entrence sure got cut down....

[Londoner]

Rey wins..Rey wins..Rey wins...

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope THIS is the beginning of Santino's push.

[Innovator]

WOOO gotta get that latino demographic!

[FourFifty]

Rey Rey vs Santino...... yay......

[Fox]

Somebody forgot to fade up on the mixer.

[Triple Naitch]

I missed it, did he jump out all crazy like?

[Amaroqwolf]

I hope THIS is the beginning of Santino's push.

I really don't like Santino, so I hope not but ussally people I don't like get pushes so GO YOU!!

[ClockShot]

Thank god I don't have to see Rey's eyes.

[Innovator]

New SIGN OF THE NIGHT

Hogan Family = Trash

[Londoner]

lmao@santino on the mic from last week

[Anybody Thrilla]

I used to love Rey Mysterio circa 1999. Now, I find it really hard to give a fuck about him at all.

[Corndad]

Your not the bat man lol

[FourFifty]

Santino is better on the mic than he is in the ring. Gotta love "The Batman".

[Amaroqwolf]

there chanting for the 619? Didn't the match just start and isn't Rey getting his ass kicked? I'm confused!!

[Londoner]

lol boo's in the crowd for the frogsplash

[KingofOldSchool]

boooo

[Londoner]

For some reason i would like a rey/jericho feud.

[Innovator]

Rey over Santino...didn't see that coming

[Fox]

Rey should have come out dressed as Batman.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Michaels/Jericho feud keeps me coming back.

[ClockShot]

I :heart: Mickie Knuckles

Interesting sign at a WWE event. :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista should have turned heel by coming out just then and throwing Rey off the stage.

[Fox]

I miss Jeff Hardy on RAW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did I just see a promo for a Randy Orton word search?

[Londoner]

hbk/jericho feud is probably gonna be feud of the year.

[Fox]

Batista should have turned heel by coming out just then and throwing Rey off the stage.

"I did it for Eddie! Even he's gotta be sick of Rey's shit by now!"

[Innovator]

Taco Bell...I want

[Amaroqwolf]

Lets not degrade Jericho by making him associate with Rey

[PullMyFinger]

I wonder if the Perfect Pull Up works as great as the Perfect Push Up.

[Innovator]

Batista needs to snap..SNAP DAMMIT

[ClockShot]

Nope. Didn't know that.

[Amaroqwolf]

Batista should go on a murdering Rage of anger and kill Cena and JBL.....I'd be happy then.

[Fox]

wtf

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Corndad]

The hell is going on LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[ClockShot]

OH NOES!

CM PUNK IS GONNA GET BUMPED OFF!

[St. Jimmy]

...?

[Londoner]

Ah fuck off snitsky

[Innovator]

SNITSKY?!?!?! Ew

[FourFifty]

.....What the hell is Shitski doing out here?

[Xerzes]

Meh?

[Corndad]

MICKIE!

[Fox]

Can Punk hit the GTS on the Snit?

[Xerzes]

Goddamnit no. This ended.

[Innovator]

:lol: Cena pounding Mamajuana when Kelly shows up

[Corndad]

God Bless America.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol they are still dating!

[Londoner]

Fuck sake, first a boring rey match now this next, ugh.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

Kelly Kelly.......................WHERE'S LAYLA?!

[Fox]

Kelly Kelly is fucking smokin.

[Corndad]

God that DVD is gonna own all.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Londoner]

Get the crap out the way first eh.

[Innovator]

Well, someone is getting fired

[Triple Naitch]

:lol: Cena pounding Mamajuana when Kelly shows up

Is that his pet name for Mickie?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL

"Did Teddy Long let you out of your ECW contract?"
"We have contracts?"

Guess that explains why so many people switch at random.</font> :shifty:

[Kalyx triaD]

Kelly Kelly ugh

Anyway, I kinda hate Cena. But if he plays up the Zach Morris breaking the forth wall during backstage promos (with better punchlines) that would be cool.

[Innovator]

Step Brothers looks funny

[Innovator]

YES, Cena in a Zack Morris gimmick, complete with TIME OUTS

[Londoner]

*turns channel over*

[Corndad]

They needed another face diva on Raw, couldnt they have brought someone other then Kelly lol

[KingofOldSchool]

:lol: Cena pounding Mamajuana when Kelly shows up

I'd like to pound something else whenever Kelly Kelly shows up. :naughty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Step Brothers looks stupid as fuck, you have to be kidding.

[KingofOldSchool]

MMM I want some M & K.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol look at those loser Hardy fans in the audience