Official Raw get's Punk'd Thread (7/7/08): Face it, he's better than you

[RhodeIslandShawn]

That kane heel turn just adds to the feeling that they're finally getting it right.

I take back what I said before - THIS WAS AWESOME!!!!

[DaVe]

Yay, Kane has heard us.

Can someone tell me what Kane was saying during that little episode? At the announce table, etc. Feed wasn't great + I'm wearing half-dead earphones.

[Londoner]

I just hope taker doesn't return at all. Don't see the need for him to be there anyways.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought Kane was talking about himself being alive or dead. You know, maybe he was wondering where that maniac that didn't give a fuck went and why he's losing to spears now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yay, Kane has heard us.

Can someone tell me what Kane was saying during that little episode? At the announce table, etc. Feed wasn't great + I'm wearing half-dead earphones.


He was saying "TELL ME, IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD? TELL ME!!!!"

Booker T, on the other hand, was saying "TELL ME....HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT".

Hope that helps.

[James Steele]

Maybe he is so distraught over our fallen chairman, and with the McMahon's not releasing any information regarding his health, Kane is wondering if our beloved chairman is in fact dead or alive.

[Xerzes]

How did they get burned?

[PullMyFinger]

Is the Fake Kane alive or dead??!?! LOL

[Indifferent Clox]

because he or taker caused it and he wants to know if he or his brother murdered someone.. maybe?

[James Steele]

I wonder who Kane will set on fire this time...

[Anybody Thrilla]

I told you, Kane is talking about himself. The 'he' is in reference to the Kane that used to actually win matches and intimidate people. He's just going crazy, and it'll be awesome. I predict he's getting his mask back.

[McLegend]

I told you, Kane is talking about himself. The 'he' is in reference to the Kane that used to actually win matches and intimidate people. He's just going crazy, and it'll be awesome. I predict he's getting his mask back.

It's Kane. Therefore it will not be awsome.

[KingofOldSchool]

Festus is going to start stalking Kane again.

[Indifferent Clox]

I told you, Kane is talking about himself. The 'he' is in reference to the Kane that used to actually win matches and intimidate people. He's just going crazy, and it'll be awesome. I predict he's getting his mask back.

so you're saying he will set himself on fire?

Interesting...

[DS]

If this doesn't end in someone screwing the brains out of a mannequin, I will be forever disappointed.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's Kane. Therefore it will not be awsome.

He was awesome that one time. Don't you remember?

[McLegend]

He was awesome that one time. Don't you remember?

Not really since it was like 10 years ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Maybe Kane was talking about X-Pac?

Anyway, CM Punk is the World champ and the last segment on Raw revolved around Kane. Who would have seen that coming a few weeks ago?

[RGWhat316]

This just seemed like a really odd RAW. Almost everything is drastically different than it was a few weeks ago. Punk as the champion with JBL, Cena, Batista, and even Kane all going after him. And here I thought the storyline with Mickie and Cena was supposed to be over! And what was with the 2 odd backstage segments? A light almost falling on Punk, and then a guy doing the Batista pose? And now we have Kane apparently snapping again.

[Halbowsky]

Was KANE talking about Benoit? As someone else pointed out here a little while ago, the WWE Superstars magazine on Orton's page did state that a <b>certain Deadman</b> was returning to RAW. Maybe KANE read that magazine too?

[Dorkchop]

Raw was very unexpected. Cryme Tyme with Cena? I actually hope WWE keeps their alliance going. Kane at the end was pretty awesome. I'm really worried this will end abruptly, and terribly... like every other time WWE has given Kane
an actual storyline.

[Dorkchop]

I love how the crowd cheered Kane when he grabbed Cole.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is the Fake Kane alive or dead??!?! LOL

BISCUITS AND GRAVY!

Seriously, sounds like a pretty fucking awesome RAW to me. Vickie Guerrero is a heat machine. The WWE should make her the General Manager of both RAW and SmackDown! until a suitable replacement can be found on RAW, leading some to suspect she was behind Vince's injury.

John Cena needs to turn heel. "JBL is poopy?" What the fuck?

Kelly Kelly showing up on RAW pretty much confirms the WWE doesn't have a clue what they were doing with the supplementary draft (for the most part). How can Kelly Kelly not know she has a contract when she was a part of an angle where The Miz owned her contract (and still technically does). Meh.

Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels' promo sounds amazing. Jericho should really, really go over at The Great American Bash. There is no reason HBK should win, unless it is via disqualification, just so Jericho can go over Michaels at Summerslam. I'd love to see Jericho as World Heavyweight Champion soon. A main event scene involved CM Punk, Chris Jericho, William Regal and Shawn Michaels makes me jizz a little.

Kofi Kingston and Paul Burchill feuding sounds interesting, but I have to say, I hope they put the IC Title on Burchill. Moving Kingston seems pretty premature. I thought the WWE might have been heading towards some kind of inclusion to Kofi Kingston in the Y2J/HBK stuff, giving him a major rub, but I guess they decided that they thought it was too early. But yeah, I like Kofi well enough, however I just like Burchill a whole lot more, and feel he deserves to be IC Champion.

Snitsky was a weird choice for Punk's opponent, but I guess it reminds people that he exists. There is some credibility attached to the character, I guess, and Punk going over him makes him look good. Especially considering the size difference. Was the match for the World Heavyweight Championship? It really should have been, not because Snitsky is a credible main eventer, or anything, but just because Punk should be a fighting champion, and win as many title matches as possible before he drops the big gold belt.

Cryme Tyme are good, charismatic faces; John Cena is not. This CTC is somewhat interesting, I will admit it, but I think it will do more damage to Shad Gaspard and JTG than help John Cena. I'd like to see them as a heel gang, though, personally.

Not sure about the main event's quality, but CM Punk should have done commentary for it. That man is win on the headset. John Cena and JBL should have brawled taking them out of the equation, and Kane should have beaten Batista with a Chokeslam, after going insane and hitting him with a steel chair, or something. Heel Kane would make a better challenger for Punk than Face Batista.

But yeah, Kane's heel turn sounds interesting. I hope Anybody Thrilla is right, and that Kane is talking about himself. Kane burning his face, and becoming the old Kane we all pretty much loved would be some greatness.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Anyway, CM Punk will probably retain the World Heavyweight Title against Batista successfully at The Bash, I can see HBK beating Jericho via DQ (their program is too good to end), and CTC vs. JBL & The Million Dollar Dream Team will likely be added to the card. Hopefully JBL and the World Tag Team Champions go over, even though it only really makes sense for the faces to win.

[James Steele]

I just don't know if they can have Kane set himself on fire again with the new "PG" RAW.

[FourFifty]

So is there a video of the fan running in front of the camera online yet?

[Mercury Bullet]

Whats up with Raw being GOOD like, almost three times in a row now?

This worries me, I don't know how to handle this!

:shifty:

:mad:

[Dorkchop]

So is there a video of the fan running in front of the camera online yet?

I completely forgot about that. That was the best thing that happened on Raw in a while.

[SammyG]

What the hell, damnit, I missed it.

[FourFifty]

What the hell, damnit, I missed it.

Do you get the live feed or the west coast feed?
I get the live feed, so I'm thinking it may have been edited out of the west coast feed. Before the Fatal 4 Way they showed Dancin' Dave backstage getting pumped, when this kid runs in front of the camera and does the Dancin' Dave dance, and then gets chased away by security.

[James Steele]

It seemed semi-staged though. It looked like a damn Benny Hill skit the way the security guards chased him.

[James Steele]

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[Juan]

I'm pretty sure if all that stuff wasn't planned they would've edited out of the West Coast feed.

[James Steele]

Oh.... :'(

I would ROFL if they started Benny Hill chase skits that run throughout the show. WWE missed out on this idea when Brian Kendrick was a streaker.

[Skippord]

lol JBL is poopy

pwneeeed

[owenbrown]

I just don't know if they can have Kane set himself on fire again with the new "PG" RAW.


With jokes like "JBL is poopy" they might as well make it TV-Y7 :shifty:

[Pegasus Crawford]

Man I love those Burger King loaded steakhouse burger commercials.

[Dave Youell]

I think the fan jumping infront of the TV and the light falling down during Punk's promo are just more ways of showing that Raw has 'No Control' and that 'anything can happen'

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dave is right. Absolutely no reason to speculate otherwise.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If it were real, Batista wouldn't have just laughed like he did. He probably would have tackled the kid and pounded the shit out of him.

[Londoner]

Gotta admit though that part was pretty funny.