Official Raw Thread (2-16-09): OMG did you see No Way Out last night?! It was so cool

[Triple Naitch]

Ok, Krimzon's right. WWE is really milking the whole Black History Month thing.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HBM vs Taker :cool:

[Corndad]

Preach it Shawn

[Londoner]

HBK HBK HBK HBK

[ClockShot]

JBL vs. HBK round 2?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HBM! HBM! HBM! HBM!

[Nark Order]

HBK/TAKER?!?!

*CUMS*

[CSL]

Come on man, the JBL/Taker matches a few years back were pretty damn solid.

I remember the Summerslam one being alreet but other than that...

[FourFifty]

I'm looking forward to HBK vs The Undertaker.

[thedamndest]

What if the Undertaker wants Swagger???

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HBM as the Showstoppa is a lot more entertaining than HBM the emo kid.

[Londoner]

LMAO

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Don'tcha hate it when people do that?!

lol

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL

[Corndad]

Sweet Jesus what a punt.

[Krimzon7]

Orton makes me want to sleeve off my arm.

[Nark Order]

They probably gonna do an angle to where since Shane couldn't get the job done, Stephanie calls her husband Trips.

[PullMyFinger]

What song is this?

[shadowfoxrz]

like steve blackman with the kendo

[ClockShot]

Another top notch job by the A/V dept.

[FourFifty]

What song is this?

I wanna know this also.

[Nark Order]

Malenko! On the scene!

[Nark Order]

It's Saliva I think

[shadowfoxrz]

the man of a thousand holds

[Triple Naitch]

I think it's the No Way Out theme by Saliva

[Londoner]

That blood on Orton looked so fucking fake.

[Nark Order]

It wasn't fake obviously. He was gigged.

[Splaya]

I'll tell ya guys, I just got here from watching 24. Has the show been shit or no?

[CSL]

Fuuuuuuuuuck me you yanks like your ads

[Nark Order]

No actually.

[Londoner]

I'll tell ya guys, I just got here from watching 24. Has the show been shit or no?

Its been decent.

[CSL]

I'll tell ya guys, I just got here from watching 24. Has the show been shit or no?

Not bad, not bad. 24 shit or no? I have a feeling 'no'. Gonna watch that bad boy after this

[Londoner]

Oh fuck here's rey

[Johnny Vegas]

Nice attire rey

[FourFifty]

What song is this?

Hunt Down by Saliva

[The Optimist]

Rey has some nice stuff on tonight.

[Innovator]

Last night was the best Rey has been in a long time

[Splaya]

Not bad, not bad. 24 shit or no? I have a feeling 'no'. Gonna watch that bad boy after this

24 was amazing. Not a lot of action, but next week is going to be crazy sick

[FourFifty]

IT'S THE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

KNOX!

[The Optimist]

Ah. Match with Knox, I'm sure that's the push he wanted.

[shadowfoxrz]

mike knox the same as snitsky... a kane ripoff

[CSL]

No 'mane' event for Knox tonight

Twice in 24 hours I've been able to use that now

Wattup

[Nark Order]

MOUNTAIN GOAT MAN

[JT]

It's Mike Knox...he's looking for change.

[Theo Dious]

IT'S THE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very sad when a wrestler's beard is the coolest part of him.

Well beating on Ray Mastrio is pretty cool too.

[Innovator]

Rey looks to be slimming down, or maybe its the pants...or the giant fucker next to him

[Theo Dious]

MAN MOUNTAIN GOAT

Fixed.

[CSL]

mike knox the same as snitsky... a kane ripoff

Nah. Mike Knox can step and tie-up at the same time

And Rey fucking took one then

[Theo Dious]

Rey looks to be slimming down, or maybe its the pants...or the giant fucker next to him

Don't talk about Lillian like that. :mad:

[Londoner]

They really should make Rey go after the IC title, rather than WHC.

[CSL]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THESE BREAKS?

[Londoner]

Rey v CM Punk at wrestlemania,now that would be good.

[FourFifty]

Not a fan of Rey Rey, but I will give him props where they're due- The dude makes people look good.

[RawRocks]

Mike Knox = Mean Hillbilly Jim Wannabe

[FourFifty]

Rey v CM Punk at wrestlemania,now that would be good.

Maybe Rey back in his WCW prime, but I'd rather see Punk vs Regal in the cage for the IC title today.




That, and I'd get a hard on to see Regal vs Punk in a cage.

[Krimzon7]

Commercial Heavy Raw tonight?

[CSL]

I'd have slapped a headlock on Rey for 5 minutes 'til the end of the break

[Krimzon7]

Rey and Punk would be decent. I'm thinking Rey could be in MITB this year.

[owenbrown]

<spoiler> <s></s>Rey's gonna win. :nono:
</spoiler>

[Corndad]

You guys are hilarious thinking the IC Title will be defended at Mania. I say Rey is in MITB

[Londoner]

Maybe Rey back in his WCW prime, but I'd rather see Punk vs Regal in the cage for the IC title today.




That, and I'd get a hard on to see Regal vs Punk in a cage.

bit harsh, though i'm not really a fan of regal atm.

[Theo Dious]

Not a fan of Rey Rey, but I will give him props where they're due- The dude makes people look good.

And he would be fine if he was limited to the Leaping Lanny Poffo of today.

[Splaya]

OMGZZZZZZZ REY MAKES THE COMEBACK OF THE YEAR AND WINS THE MATCH MICHAEL COLE THIS WAS AMAZING

[shadowfoxrz]

not a fan of knox. guess its because he doesn't do promos

[Londoner]

lmao@kings reaction

[owenbrown]

goddammit I hate when I am right!!! :mad:

[Nark Order]

rey rey winsss

[ClockShot]

How indeed, Cole?

[shadowfoxrz]

rey wins.....wow :/

[FourFifty]

I'd have slapped a headlock on Rey for 5 minutes 'til the end of the break

Well we can't all be as talented as Randy Orton.

[Krimzon7]

Mike Knox is absolutely Hairy!
Fixed that for ya Cole

[Krimzon7]

SANTINO!

[Splaya]

Santino looks so metro right now

[Krimzon7]

LOL!

[Londoner]

is it just my drunkenness or does santino look different?

[owenbrown]

It's always predictable: EVERY TIME a face is in trouble before a commercial, they ALWAYS win. :nono:

[shadowfoxrz]

finally now the show can start....SANTINO!!! the best of all the times

[Triple Naitch]

After seeing Santino strut, he would make a great tranny. Calm down, Hanso.

[Corndad]

that looks like a sweet dvd

[RawRocks]

why is it every time i see Santino .. i sense a guy wanting to get a sex change to be a diva.

[CSL]

GREG PROOPS!

[Nark Order]

Speaking of Elimination Chambers.... BILL GOLDBERG, everybody

[ClockShot]

Bull Run.

Hope they get it right this time.

[Triple Naitch]

Melina looks good tonight.

[Krimzon7]

Melina... I will be shooting dust by the end of the night...

[owenbrown]

Did You Know? All these facts we have are bullshit we 'make up' so you believe us?

[Corndad]

I see Beth making Melina kick herself in the head again tonight lol

[Johnny Vegas]

DID YOIU SEE HOW SANTINO WALKED OUT

[Londoner]

Melina also looks different, wtf is goin on?!

[Krimzon7]

Christ! she's hot, but I would fucking RAVAGE Beth. Whoo!

[ClockShot]

The Raw divas need a fresh face.

[Londoner]

Did You Know? All these facts we have are bullshit we 'make up' so you believe us?

NO WAAAAYYYY

[RawRocks]

The Raw divas need a fresh face.

they have one .. Santino ... oh wait...

[Splaya]

Yeah Santino looks like a fag

[Krimzon7]

really what the fuck is wrong with santino?

[Krimzon7]

LOL! look at Santino outta the ring! I hope he does that trumpet thing tonight!

[Triple Naitch]

He's glowing from that quickie he had with CAWdy in the production truck.

[Londoner]

HAHAHAHA ATTACKED BY TWO WOMEN!

[Corndad]

the hell was that lol

[ClockShot]

Whatever.

[CSL]

I tried not to laugh at Santino getting beaten up by Divas. I failed

[Johnny Vegas]

GOD IF I COULD JUST HAVE ALL FOUR OF THOSE (FACES) DIVAS IN MY ROOM

[Londoner]

yyeeeeeeaaaahhhh

They had his old theme playing to!

[Corndad]

Hall of Fame baby.

Who we got... Funk!

[Splaya]

The Funks :love:

[Theo Dious]

Good Lord, the Funks.

[CSL]

The Funks are in. Fucking great news

[Theo Dious]

What about Flash Funk? :shifty:

[CSL]

What are the odds Foley would have been inducting if he wasn't in Orlando?

[CSL]

What about Flash Funk? :shifty:

Black history month. He'll have his own induction

[Theo Dious]

Black history month. He'll have his own induction

Ah, of course.

[Hanso Amore]

Dusty? Good person to induct, could have been better.

WHEN THE FUCK DO THE GARVINS GET IN?

[Londoner]

Unsanctioned match next?

[Londoner]

And i guess the big 'swerve' happens at WM.

[Innovator]

TERRY FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krimzon7]

100 percent

[Krimzon7]

Cena sounds like the prototype in that promo

[Londoner]

cena'z such a tough guy omgz !!!!!!1111111

[Krimzon7]

hhh

[Londoner]

Oh noez poor steph

[ClockShot]

Someone's coming to the rescue.

[Innovator]

Was that Steph cam-toe!>!>!>

[Krimzon7]

camel toe!

[Nark Order]

It's Trips

[Innovator]

Steph camtoe..YES

[RawRocks]

whats with all the fucking commercials tonight? more than i am used to

[Londoner]

whats with all the fucking commercials onight?

Tbh,i don't notice anything unusual about the amount of commercials.

[Hanso Amore]

Jizzed in my pants

[Krimzon7]

its a fuckload.

[Londoner]

Taker V HBK fucking heeeeeeeellllll maannnnnn

[shadowfoxrz]

here comes the money

[Juan]

I've tried to stay out of this thread, but according to some posts i've glanced at, Raw is gonna be good tonight :y:

[Hanso Amore]

Orton is smaller than his taker feud, but more chiseled than ever.

[Krimzon7]

Fuck almighty. Orton is a piece of granite. Where did he get his roids from?

[Triple Naitch]

I've tried to stay out of this thread, but according to some posts i've glanced at, Raw is gonna be good tonight :y:

The good barely out numbers the bad

[Hanso Amore]

WTF here comes HHH to save the day

[Corndad]

Worth the watch just for the promo earlier. Won't spoil who just incase didnt read

[Londoner]

The good barely out numbers the bad

Its decent though.

[FourFifty]

...DAMN IT! FIRST I'M EATING AT A REALLY BAD PLACE FOR MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY TO MISS PIPER, AND NOW I'M IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE OF THAT PLACE TO MISS FUNK GOING INTO THE HALL OF FAME!!!!



I knew I should have taken my laptop into the bathroom....

[Innovator]

Here comes the Game

[Juan]

wtf

[Innovator]

after the punt

[Splaya]

So who is going to be the person that comes and saves Shane

[Juan]

I think I broke the thread :(

[Corndad]

Well.. Where is he

[Nark Order]

LOL Cole. OH!!

[Londoner]

Wonder where this match is going

[Innovator]

JUAN YOU BROKE IT

[Londoner]

Yeah juan,WTF!

[Krimzon7]

FInish him Shane! the guy behind the announcers was hilarious!

[Juan]

deleted my post, should be fine now

[Londoner]

THERE WE GO

[FourFifty]

I was about to say there's no way he can do it.

[Corndad]

Woah what happened to the thread??

[Krimzon7]

Juan, lol!

[The Optimist]

Awesome, in a street fight, no one thought they'd break the rules. Not just brilliant in character, but brilliant writing.

[Splaya]

Time to Play the Game

[Hanso Amore]

And here he is

[Juan]

Woah what happened to the thread??

My super posting powers were too much for this Raw thread

[Londoner]

Woah what happened to the thread??

juan broke it, its fine now

[Corndad]

And here it comes...

[Nark Order]

LOL @ Legacy coming anyway

[ClockShot]

SET UP THE GOAL POSTS!

[Triple Naitch]

Nice delayed reaction, Shane.

[Londoner]

holyshit bye bye shane

[Krimzon7]

christ, he looks sinister

[Hanso Amore]

Shane fuck that up

[Nark Order]

BOOOOM

[Londoner]

KICK HER IN THE HEAD

[FourFifty]

PUNT THE CUNT!!!!!!

[Splaya]

KICK HER.

KICK HER ORTON

[Triple Naitch]

lol at little kid "you suck, Randy!"

[Londoner]

PUNT THE CUNT!!!!!!

:D:love::D

[RawRocks]

YES!

[FourFifty]

Good enough.

[ClockShot]

BOOM!

[Hanso Amore]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Triple Naitch]

OH FUCK!

[Corndad]

RKO!! HAHAHAHAHA

[Splaya]

I HAVE JUST CUMMED MYSELF

[Nark Order]

RKO!!

[Johnny Vegas]

OMGGGGG

[Londoner]

fuck he just did!

[Krimzon7]

Great RKO!

[Corndad]

Wow... no music either.

[Londoner]

here's hhh

[Nark Order]

LOL Orton is fucked

[Splaya]

OMG. THEY'RE GONNA BREAK KAYFABE. THEY ARE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT

[owenbrown]

Too little, too late, H.

[The Optimist]

Ha, wow. So, breaking kayfabe has never been so deliciously confusing.

[Theo Dious]

So, when in trouble, call your ex?

[Innovator]

AWESOME

[Corndad]

He's a little pissed dont you think.

[Hanso Amore]

I never thought it would happen

I want to see WM

[owenbrown]

is Triple H hulking up?

[ClockShot]

Must be cold outside.

[CSL]

Triple H's face may have just made the whole angle

[Triple Naitch]

Please, if there is a god. Show a replay.

edit: Fuck no!

[Londoner]

HHH/orton at WM it is then.

[Innovator]

Looks like they're gonna acknowledge the marriage

[Nark Order]

TRIPS MAD! TRIPS SMASH!!!

[Krimzon7]

HHH looked like he was hulking up!

[The Optimist]

So, Triple H is coming to break down Raw's doors.

What was their plan with Cena again?

[DaVe]

Wow, I loved the ending.

I was 'whatttt'-ing the whole time.

[Corndad]

Well Mania shaping up nicely so far guys.

HHH/Orton
Taker/HBK
looking like Cena/Edge
Jericho/Legend (maybe Austin?)

Not too shabby.

[FourFifty]

Sweet, Burn Notice.

[Nark Order]

Triple H's face may have just made the whole angle


I was thinking the same.

[owenbrown]

or did he look almost legit pissed?

[redoneja]

Looks like they're doing the HHH/Orton feud on Raw and the Edge/Cena feud on Smackdown. That's good. HHH/Orton looks way more compelling (so far) than Edge/Cena.

[Londoner]

TRIPS MAD! TRIPS SMASH!!!

:lol:

[Theo Dious]

HHH/orton at WM it is then.

And we wonder why WWE thinks their fans have short attention spans.

[Johnny Vegas]

This WM is going to be one of the greatest EVER

[Innovator]

you made HHH angry

You won't like him when he's angry

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmm. So if it's gonna be Trips/Orton at 'Mania, is Orton gonna win?

Good night, everybody.

[CSL]

or did he look almost legit pissed?

He had tears in his eyes. Just great acting

[Krimzon7]

YO, What a delicious plot turn. HHL and Stephanie Levesque take on Orton. Did he kick some sense in one of the McMahons like he did with Dibiasi?

[James Steele]

Wow, Triple H made me forget that Shane learned how to sell from Linda.

[James Steele]

I am officially going to purchase WrestleMania...once I come up with the extra 60 or 70 or whatever it is now.

[Hanso Amore]

Word guys

HHH vs Orton is new, and hot

Cena Edge is played out but can be good on a big stage with Vickie.

HBK vs Taker

Austin vs Jericho


That alone is worth 35 bucks.

[Gerard]

At least we now know what a constipated triple h looks like.

[Londoner]

WM will only cost us ukers about £15 i think, I'm definitely ordering it!

[Johnny Vegas]

Matt Willis - Up All Night

[The Optimist]

Word guys

HHH vs Orton is new, and hot

Cena Edge is played out but can be good on a big stage with Vickie.

HBK vs Taker

Austin vs Jericho


That alone is worth 35 bucks.HHH and Orton is more played out than Cena/Edge. Trips and Randy were fighting as soon as a year and a half ago.

Undertaker and Micheals will be cool.

[Juan]

Did they tape ECW before Raw?

[Hanso Amore]

HHH and Orton is more played out than Cena/Edge. Trips and Randy were fighting as soon as a year and a half ago.

Undertaker and Micheals will be cool.

Shut up, you!

[Londoner]

HHH and Orton is more played out than Cena/Edge. Trips and Randy were fighting as soon as a year and a half ago.

Undertaker and Micheals will be cool.

Some optimist you are!

[Hanso Amore]

Fuck him!

[Gerard]

On another note, isn't that dozy bitch pregnant? Last week she got slammed into a door this week she's taking an rko. :wtf:

[owenbrown]

He had tears in his eyes. Just great acting

Then give him an Emmy right now.

[Haze]

holy shit what a great ending...I was marking out like crazy!

[Inadequacy]

So Triple H's facial expression was pretty hilarious. Like, ridiculously so.

[Hornicane]

Not half bad. Great to see Steph get the RKO.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

That alone is worth watching a stream for free.

[Juan]

Never mind, they're taping ECW after Raw this week.

[Krimzon7]

Step took the RKO better than Shane took the Punt.

[KYR]

Step took the RKO better than Shane took the Punt better than Linda took the Stunner.

[Krimzon7]

yes

[RGWhat316]

That was an awesome ending. I love how Orton really meant to punt Shane, but then was shocked when he RKO'd Stephanie. And I guess they are gonna start to acknowledge the HHH/Stephanie marraige now?

[Fox]

I smell a double turn at WrestleMania.

No way are the fans going to stay behind the bosses son Triple H against the bad boy Randy Orton. Randy is going to leave Mania with the belt and more over than ever. This one storyline is going to change things for Triple H forever though.

[Krimzon7]

Fox please expound. How will this change trips?

[Juan]

Layla is looking smoking HOTTTT

[Krimzon7]

Well, thanks for expounding on the hotness of Layla. Feel free to expel as needed.

[Juan]

I blinked and missed Ted DiBiase's Dream Street finisher, was it the Million Dollar Dream/Russian Leg Sweep thing he does?

[Krimzon7]

Million Dollar Dream/ Rock Bottom combination :eek:

[Juan]

I'll have to check that out

[Juan]

What an awesome overall Raw broadcast. Top to bottom, great stuff all the way.

I'm so pumped for WrestleMania now. I was weary about the Orton/HHH feud, but after watching Raw, I can't wait! I wish WrestleMania was next week!

[Juan]

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[SammyG]

Beautiful RKO, nice sell by Steph.

[Hornicane]

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Hawt.