Official Raw Thread (2-16-09): OMG did you see No Way Out last night?! It was so cool

[Supreme Olajuwon]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

confirmed tonight:

Melina vs Beth Phoenix (w/ Santinoooooooooo) for the Women's Championship
Rey Mysterio vs Michael Knox
CM Punk & Cryme Tyme vs Bill Regal & those other dudes from Legacy

Why the fuck are Rhodes and DiBiase teaming with Regal? That's fucking dumb. Are they even in a stable anymore

[Corndad]

Really looking forward to it tonight, see how everything starts working towards Mania.

[thedamndest]

I would like to hear from Kobe Kingston.

[parkmania]

I would like to hear from Kobe Kingston.

From coffee to steak... now we need to find out if there's a desert named after the Kingston family.

[Londoner]

I would like to hear from Kobe Kingston.

For sure.

Although the matches lined up so far for tonight don't sound that appealing.

[Legend Killer]

so, I have meetings tonight, so I will not be able to tune in, have to wait until tomorrow afternoon for it to be posted on you tube... damn it.

[Destor]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

[Triple Naitch]

Kinda looking forward to tonight

[Londoner]

Looking forward to hearing from edge and also HBK.

[Ruien]

Legacy stopped being a stable the first time they referred to Priceless as henchmen.

[ClockShot]

Although Orton won last night, he can't go down again on Raw.

[Corndad]

Well here we go...

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[CSL]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

Vickie starting. Nice

[Corndad]

Vickie gets such Heat.

[CSL]

She is so fucking over

[Londoner]

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[ClockShot]

UCONN in a fucking nail biter.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Looking forward to this. :y:

[PullMyFinger]

The WWE has been on top of their game lately since Legacy formed and RR.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge is offically the World Champion? Wow.

[Hornicane]

Excellent start.

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ Remarkable. Edge is so great

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Resplendent. :)

[Londoner]

Edge,the new rated Raw superstar.

[CSL]

Remarkable Resplendant Really Really Smart Edge

[Triple Naitch]

I don't know why, but I enjoy Edge so much more on Raw than SmackDown.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Big fat failure turtles.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Big Fat Failure Turtles :cool:

[PullMyFinger]

I normally always criticize WWE for being bland and boring, and though I'm still pissed about the Christian on ECW situation. I have to give them their due though, overall I haven't been this excited about WWE in years right now.

I guess Triple H will be traded to Raw.

[CSL]

'Big fat failure turtles'?

Edge is Cena in disguise

[PullMyFinger]

Lollllllllllllll @ you were wrong

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL, I fucking love Edge.

[Hornicane]

WROOOOONG!!!!

:lol: God Edge is fantasic.

[Corndad]

HAHAHA yellin at the kid

[Krimzon7]

LOL! failure turtles are awesome! Wrong wrong wrong wro wrong!

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

GOLD!

[CSL]

Gotta say, Christian hitting the ring now would be immense. Not gonna happen but still, be fun

[Krimzon7]

Hey little kid???

[DaVe]

WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG

[Hornicane]

Edge is Jesus.

[Krimzon7]

He's JESUS!

[Corndad]

HAHA who else gets booed as soon as she starts talking

[CSL]

lol Vickie was in charge

[St. Jimmy]

hahaha oh nice.

[Krimzon7]

Christ she's super over. Vickie's heat is sick! What did she do to garner such heat?

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[Londoner]

lol Vickie was in charge

EXCUUUSE ME

[CSL]

'Excuse me' is more over than 'If ya smellllllllllllllll' etc

[Triple Naitch]

I just realized the other day. What woman gets re-married, but keeps her dead husband's last name?

[Krimzon7]

Her heat shows the greatness of Edge! ACCEPT IT!

[ClockShot]

Fuck you, Pitt. We'll get you at home.

[Londoner]

Oh crap look who it is

[CSL]

Cena. I'm legit interested in what he has to say

[jerichoholicninja]

Cena looks great without a belt on his shoulder.

[PullMyFinger]

I just realized the other day. What woman gets re-married, but keeps her dead husband's last name?
Someone that wants money and fame.

[Triple Naitch]

Ok Cena, no poopy jokes now.

[Krimzon7]

UGH Cena

[thedamndest]

"Hey kid, when you grow up you're gonna be WRONG!" is probably the best line they've had on tv in about a year.

[Corndad]

Fuck you, Pitt. We'll get you at home.

That was a hell of a game.

[Krimzon7]

John Cena Rocks???? That fucking kid with the sign should be executed

[PullMyFinger]

Cena is the world's most annoying babyface of all time.

[Londoner]

Cena is the world's most boring babyface of all time.

[ClockShot]

That was a hell of a game.

Dyson is out for the season and Thabeet got taken down early. Too much work for Price. :'(

[Krimzon7]

Edge is priceless. Cena isn't doing too bad.

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzz.

WHERE'S ORTON?!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, tell Festus and Funaki I said hello

[Triple Naitch]

Isn't that a Zoolander line?

[Londoner]

Cena will just win his rematch at wrestlemania.Meh.

[thedamndest]

The Cena Wit.

[Krimzon7]

That's a Zoolander line! Correct my friend!

[CSL]

DOWN GOES CENA!

[Corndad]

this is the best edge promo in a long time

[Krimzon7]

Is this one of his lines from 12 Rounds? coming soon to a $5 dollar bin near you!

[Theo Dious]

Somebody needs to make a GIF loop of that 619/Codebreaker/Spear combo.

[Triple Naitch]

Shane looks great for spending a night in the hospital :shifty:

[Krimzon7]

hang on hang on!

[Londoner]

Unsanctioned fight eh? Thats more like it

[ClockShot]

Ooooooooooooooooh. Someone's going home on a stretcher.

[PullMyFinger]

Cena will get attacked behind the scenes for weeks now. Christian will be the attacker.

[Krimzon7]

UNSANCTIONED! BY GAWD!

[Hornicane]

Shane is looking an awful lot like his old man.

[CSL]

So Shane wants to finish something that...got finished last night?

[Triple Naitch]

Shane is looking an awful lot like his old man.

Vince could never pull off the short sleeve-long sleeve t-shirt combo.

[CSL]

And was that Greg Proops doing the voiceover on that Wii ad? (I'm watching a Yank stream)

[Krimzon7]

It didn't finish last night, we didn't get the heel turn by steph.

[Krimzon7]

I love this BK commercial. God women moaning are hot!

[CSL]

Wow Cryme Tyme don't even get an entrance

[Krimzon7]

Crime Time shared boxers!

Yo Yo Yo, I'll split the three pack with ya Shad!

[Corndad]

punk needs to lose the IC title to be on a PPV again

[Triple Naitch]

I love Punk, but he has been boring me as of late.

[Londoner]

Shite match coming up.

[Krimzon7]

:drool: Layla. SCHWING!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Word, would do dirty things to Layla.

Anyway, is it just me or does Dibiase look alot more comfortable in his role than CAWdy.

[Londoner]

Rhodes should be IC champ one day.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That could be the shortest time between commercials I've ever seen...

[CSL]

lol @ DiBiase just dragging Rhodes clean out of the ring

[Triple Naitch]

I wanna fuck the British out of her

[Hornicane]

Cole should not legitimately be referring to them as CTP.

[Ruien]

5 minutes since the last commercial break. Whow.

[Londoner]

The match is obviously of a higher importance than the commercials.

[Corndad]

So how many of these guys do you see in Money in Bank?

[Krimzon7]

Cody Rhodes is...nice move by JTG.

[Triple Naitch]

Million Dollar Rock Bottom?

[Hornicane]

I love DiBiase's finisher.

[Krimzon7]

nice twist on the Dream...Dream $treet is it?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Love the way Dream Street looks, not a horrible name either.

[Londoner]

Shocking result.....

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'd ravage Stephanie McMahon.

[Corndad]

I just got the thinking back to the start of the year and the mini Steph/Shane Fued over Raw. Its making sense the turn now lol

[XL]

Anyone got a stream that actually works?

[RawRocks]

I would rather Shane turn heel and join Randy

[Hanso Amore]

Everyone go watch the 1977 animated version of the Hobbit.

Whats up dudes

[Krimzon7]

Rey Rey looked like a real ME level talent last night. Was that the gimmick of the match? Or was that him legit finally having the stage to shine?

[Hanso Amore]

Love the way Dream Street looks, not a horrible name either.

I BEG TO DIFFER

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I would rather Shane turn heel and join Randy

That's because Shane would fit the gropu better than Steph and he'd compliment Randy in his leadership role, where as Stephanie is going to make Shane look very much like second in command.

[Nark Order]

Everyone go watch the 1977 animated version of the Hobbit.

Whats up dudes

The porno or non-porno version?

[Hanso Amore]

I am calling it now, Cody will be champ in less than 3 years.

He is just so good at everything.

[Hanso Amore]

The porno or non-porno version?

Bite your tongue Narc.


Best Movie ever.

[XL]

Nevermind, think I got one.

[Londoner]

I am calling it now, Cody will be champ in less than 3 years.

He is just so good at everything.

Agreed.

He's simply....priceless.

[Hanso Amore]

Im already hammered tonight by the way, so If I come off retarded, that is why

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I BEG TO DIFFER

WELL START BEGGING! :MAD:

[Nark Order]

Im already hammered tonight by the way, so If I come off retarded, that is why

I presume you mean more than usual.

RIGHT HOOK!

[Hornicane]

I love that Jericho is constantly in a suit.

[Londoner]

Im already hammered tonight by the way, so If I come off retarded, that is why

same here tbh

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOWWWNNN

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I presume you mean more than usual.

RIGHT HOOK!

And he goes down! BAH GAWD! HE GOES DOWN!

[ClockShot]

God Jericho, get off this soapbox about Rourke.

[Nark Order]

Now that it has been pointed out, Shad is pretty bad.

[Corndad]

HOT ROD!

[Theo Dious]

LOL Piper. Nice.

[Londoner]

no fucking way

[Krimzon7]

Roddy the PIPER!

[CSL]

I fucking love Piper but I pray I don't have to watch him wrestle at Mania. If these legend apps lead to Austin/Y2J, be great

[ClockShot]

Jeez, you mean to tell me we're gonna get 1 legend a week up till 'Mania?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

God Jericho, get off this soapbox about Rourke.

Nah, I like it. They need to keep the reason the feud with the legends became in the forefront. Plus, if Rourke does decide to actually go through with Mania they've ad a slow burn feud building instead of just having to throw something together last minute.

[Innovator]

Piper vs. Jericho on the mic...YES

[Krimzon7]

shoot son shoot!

[Londoner]

Jeez, you mean to tell me we're gonna get 1 legend a week up till 'Mania?

I hope its that rather than jericho v Piper

[CSL]

He's gonna shoot

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!

[Krimzon7]

He's gonna shoot

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!
:rofl:

[Theo Dious]

Every so often I remember why Piper is awesome, and it has nothing to do with coconuts.

[ClockShot]

Roddy's a little mellow. Age must have finally caught up.

[Hanso Amore]

Piper is my all time fav on the stick.

But damn, is shit has gone to hell

[Krimzon7]

He's about to crack! Jericho is in awe

[Hanso Amore]

I presume you mean more than usual.

RIGHT HOOK!

The Dude has a cocktail

Back off!

[Theo Dious]

So, how much money is Vince getting from Hollywood to plug this movie harder than a dick in the ass?

[Corndad]

Wow. Piper still has it.

[Nark Order]

Pretty hot Piper promo

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Piper is phenomenal on the mic as per usual.

[Londoner]

Wow. Piper still has it.

Why are you so shocked?

[Theo Dious]

Dammit, bitch is gonna make me cry.

[Theo Dious]

Why are you so shocked?

Not a lot of people can go through chemo and radiation treatments at his age and still own a mic like that.

[Hanso Amore]

Why are you so shocked?

They are young.

They dont remember the early 80s. Piper is by far the number one stick man ever.

This promo had me in tears.

HE sells it so well.

A lost art.

[Krimzon7]

This is gold. I'm choking up.

[Corndad]

Why are you so shocked?

not shocked at all, just haven't seen this emotion from him in a long time. Great Promo goin here.

[Theo Dious]

They are young.

They dont remember the early 80s. Piper is by far the number one stick man ever.

This promo had me in tears.

HE sells it so well.

A lost art.

That isn't selling. That's heart.

[Londoner]

hahahaha jericho

[Krimzon7]

Jericho wil be a heat machine! He's gonna get a beer thrown at him!

[ClockShot]

Damn.

[Krimzon7]

I hear Unicorns smiling!

[ClockShot]

ORTON!

[Hanso Amore]

JEsus, WOw.

Best Promo I have seen in years. Wow.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Piper sells emotion better than anyway in the business today. Everyone can portray anger, and arrogance. It takes someone with true talent to draw your sympathy, and to showcase their emotional pain... Hot Rod has always had that 'it' factor with the stick. Glad to see he still does.

[Hanso Amore]

IM a bit behind tonight.

Jericho is amazing heel right now

[Theo Dious]

Piper sells emotion better than anyway in the business today. Everyone can portray anger, and arrogance. It takes someone with true talent to draw your sympathy, and to showcase their emotional pain... Hot Rod has always had that 'it' factor with the stick. Glad to see he still does.

I again wonder that you think that that performance was an act of some kind.

[Hornicane]

That was epic.

[Triple Naitch]

Jerry, you saw Mae Young give birth to a hand. And this is the worst thing you have ever seen?

[Nark Order]

I again wonder that you think that that performance was an act of some kind.

[CSL]

New my ass. Those mini-BK burgers were out fucking aaaaaages ago

and lol @ Goldberg being on TV during WWE programming

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmmmmmm. Chun Li.

Can't wait to get some Spinning Bird Kicks going this weekend.

[Londoner]

Jerry, you saw Mae Young give birth to a hand. And this is the worst thing you have ever seen?

:lol:

[Nark Order]

That wasn't Piper trying to portray emotion. That was just him speaking from his heart. That was REAL emotion.

[Hanso Amore]

True. That promo has so much truth to it.

And that is what makes it real.

That is what makes us feel for it.

That is what makes us fans.

They need more of that.

[Theo Dious]

That wasn't Piper trying to portray emotion. That was just him speaking from his heart. That was REAL emotion.

Not that that diminishes it a bit, btw. That was fucking awesome.

[ClockShot]

SAVAGE!

[CSL]

I still miss Gorilla

[Hanso Amore]

WORST WM EVER!

[Londoner]

Lookin forward to wrestlemania this year.

[Triple Naitch]

I love Wrestlemania IX. I dunno why. Maybe it's the atmosphere.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I again wonder that you think that that performance was an act of some kind.

I never said it was an act, but the ability to articulate and portray emotion on that level is rare. Hell, some people can't even showcase their emotions at a funeral for a loved one. Piper had the ability to show who he was in front of a room of complete strangers, and articulate it in a way that most people never could.

[Nark Order]

Doink vs Crush was awesome

[Theo Dious]

Really, the massive selling act was on Jericho's part for not weeping like a bitch while hearing it.

[PullMyFinger]

LOL worst wrestlemania ever, why are they even showing the clips of that wrestlecrap

[Theo Dious]

I never said it was an act, but the ability to articulate and portray emotion on that level is rare. Hell, some people can't even showcase their emotions at a funeral for a loved one. Piper had the ability to show who he was in front of a room of complete strangers, and articulate it in a way that most people never could.

Okay, gotcha there. :y:

[Theo Dious]

...I thought Noble got fired?

[Nark Order]

TJ Wilson?

[ClockShot]

Jamie Noble.

He's still working?

[Hanso Amore]

Really, the massive selling act was on Jericho's part for not weeping like a bitch while hearing it.

Amen.

[CSL]

Jamie-San

[Corndad]

HAHA Noble is so getting beat in 8 seconds here

[Londoner]

I never said it was an act, but the ability to articulate and portray emotion on that level is rare. Hell, some people can't even showcase their emotions at a funeral for a loved one. Piper had the ability to show who he was in front of a room of complete strangers, and articulate it in a way that most people never could.

well said.

[Nark Order]

Or not

[Hanso Amore]

Noble is a Agent...he is good....He just has a spot on the roster to be fodder

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Poor Noble.

[Corndad]

scratch that. made it like 20?

[FourFifty]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!

Started the party late. Juist saw Kane pin Jamie for some reason. What'd I miss?

[Hanso Amore]

God I love Kane,
I cant stop, not matter what

[Theo Dious]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!

Started the party late. Juist saw Kane pin Jamie for some reason. What'd I miss?

Piper.

[Hanso Amore]

4Fiddy, Your tat kicked some ass

[FourFifty]

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[ClockShot]

Nice shinner.

[CSL]

£20 says he claims Rebecca caused that black eye

[HeartBreakMan2k]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!

Started the party late. Juist saw Kane pin Jamie for some reason. What'd I miss?

Easily one of the best promos in a very long time thanks to one Rowdy Roddy Piper.

[Hanso Amore]

anyone seen Friday the 13th?

[Krimzon7]

CAN WE STOP WITH THE SLAVERY TERMS? FUCK! NO MORE LIBERATION EMANCIPATION TALK. It's black history month...:'(

[ClockShot]

anyone seen Friday the 13th?

Negative.

[FourFifty]

Piper.











I MISSED PIPER TO HAVE DINNER WITH MY FAMILY!?!?!?! I MISSED PIPER!?!??!?!
I don't care if it's my little sister's b-day. I MISSED PIPER!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krimzon7]

anyone seen Friday the 13th?
Yeah, and we talk about it in the movie thread!

[CSL]

It's def Greg Proops, gotta be

[Nark Order]

I liked Kane more when he wasn't ugly, fat and terrible.

[FourFifty]

.....Think I'm tivo-ing it in the other room... I'll scope Piper later.

[Nark Order]

I MISSED PIPER TO HAVE DINNER WITH MY FAMILY!?!?!?! I MISSED PIPER!?!??!?!
I don't care if it's my little sister's b-day. I MISSED PIPER!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only did you miss Piper but in doing so you missed probably the best promo of 2009 so far.

[Hanso Amore]

Christian needs to show on raw

[thedamndest]

You should get a tattoo of Glenn Jacobs' face on the opposite side of wherever you got the Kane mask.

[Krimzon7]

BDC! there's the Christian HYPE! a whole comercial spot!

[Corndad]

Well atleast looks like Christian will be wrestling for a title at Mania.

[Nark Order]

LOL. THEY ARE ACKNOWLEDGING CHRISTIAN

[Nark Order]

jiggletitties

[Triple Naitch]

anyone seen Friday the 13th?

Awesome sex scenes. Every chick is a 10 in that movie. :naughty:

[ClockShot]

Yea. This storyline is over.

[PullMyFinger]

guy in the seahawks jersey is taking up the whole row

[Nark Order]

JBL should say that HBK was still working for him so Shawn won on JBL's behalf so JBL won.

[FourFifty]

Does Christian have new theme music?

[Londoner]

YAY This storyline is finally over

[Corndad]

Maybe JBL/Taker?

[Nark Order]

Does Christian have new theme music?

It's just a pop/punk remake of his old one.

[FourFifty]

OH SNAP!

[Theo Dious]

...whoa.

[Nark Order]

JBL/Taker

[Londoner]

You got to be fucking joking.

[owenbrown]

JBL gonna job to Taker at WM 25?

[CSL]

It clicked about 7 seconds before he said it. That match could suck

[Londoner]

here we go.

[Johnny Vegas]

Man...wtf, they better not have a JBL/UT WrestleMania match. WTF

[Theo Dious]

Or is this a setup for HBK/Taker?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Well, that's a huge letdown. JBL and Taker? OH WAIT, there's HBK! The SHOWSTOPPA. Hopefully he sets him and Taker up instead.

[Krimzon7]

Fodder for Taker. Is HBK throwing his name in the hat? THE SMILES BACK!

[Innovator]

HE FOUND HIS SMILE!

[Corndad]

Oh please make this HBK/Taker

[CSL]

Maybe HBK wants Taker

[Johnny Vegas]

Does anyone have that new Christian theme btw, i would love it!

[Innovator]

HBK vs. Taker please

[Krimzon7]

triple threat with taker. two men trying to end one streak.

[thedamndest]

HBK WANTS TAKER!

[Londoner]

HBK ending takers streak would be amazing.

[Innovator]

cross eyed HBK is back

[Theo Dious]

It clicked about 7 seconds before he said it. That match could suck

Come on man, the JBL/Taker matches a few years back were pretty damn solid.

[ClockShot]

Okay we get it.

[Krimzon7]

I can't spell it...DAMMIT SHAWN DIDN'T YUO READ MY BLACK HISTORY POST?!?!?!