Official Monday Night Raw Thread! (03/16)

[Fox]

But what does this mean for WrestleMania?

[shadowfoxrz]

Trips is going to kill Cody

[ClockShot]

What? A new match?

[Xero]

I went to $RAW and a cage match broke out!

[Fox]

No cage matches at WrestleMania since XV. I wouldn't mind seeing Orton vs. HHH in the cage.

[Mooияakeя™]

lol Orton doesn't have enough strength to climb the cage

[Loose Cannon]

Legacy is done. they've killed this group off like 5 times.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Why can't they just climb it?? lol

Exactly what I was thinking. And why didn't they pull CAWdy out before the cage lowered? Hell, they could've had one distract HHH while the other rolled him out.

[FourFifty]

CAW Rocket!

[Corndad]

Was that blood all over the floor??

[shadowfoxrz]

Legacy is done. they've killed this group off like 5 times.

i think its been just a name really because .......WATCH OUT TEDDY sledgehammer!!!!!!! thats why, always getting their asses handed to them week after week

[Xero]

He's LITERALLY telling Orton!

[Xero]

Was that blood all over the floor??

Yeah, what's up with that?

[ClockShot]

Wow Orton, Hunter is up on ya two weeks in a row. Gotta get back at him next week.

[Johnny Vegas]

Cody just got butt raped

[thedamndest]

Triple H is a cagey fellow.

[Fox]

Triple H should've stood up on the cage and done his pose. Instead he looks like humpty dumpty.

[Xero]

This has to be leading to the Cell. The cage match doesn't make much sense from a "keep them out" standpoint.

[Xero]

Triple H should've stood up on the cage and done his pose. Instead he looks like humpty dumpty.

I was just thinking how hilarious it would be if he fell backwards.

[Lux]

I was just thinking how hilarious it would be if he fell backwards.

[CSL]

Did you come up with that on your own?

Can't you take a page out of your friend's book and just hover without posting?

[Fox]

That will atleast be better than Legend of Chun-Li.

[FourFifty]

............Is it really only half way over? I was thinking it would be a little later... Is the clock on my computer off?

[Lux]

Can't you take a page out of your friend's book and just hover without posting?

Can't you do everyone a favor and stop breathing?

[CSL]

lol wow

[Xero]

............Is it really only half way over? I was thinking it would be a little later... Is the clock on my computer off?

Nope.

[shadowfoxrz]

That will atleast be better than Legend of Chun-Li.

and The Happening :shifty::nono:

[The Gold Standard]

EVAN BOURNE IS BACK!!

[ClockShot]

Bourne is back. Somebody call Mike Knox.

[CSL]

Evan Bourne yo

[FourFifty]

Well, Sydal is back on ECW. I almost have a reason to watch.

[CSL]

Bourne is back. Somebody call Mike Knox.

...and then my Momma

[The Gold Standard]

Styling and Profiling!!

[Xero]

Woooooooooo

[FourFifty]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Xero]

Useless midget incoming.

[FourFifty]

Rey-dust?

[CSL]

Somebody let Rey know blue and gold don't mix

[interforce]

Get off my stream you fucking midget

[Fox]

Booyaka booyaka, that's my pueblo

[ClockShot]

ZIGGY!

[FourFifty]

RAW IS GETTING ZIGGY WITH IT!!!!

[CSL]

lol Dolph and The Missing Entrance

[Lux]

I'm only watching this match for Ziggler.... that should say something.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL, you guys remember that one wrestling bloopers video and there's this wierd guy with a mask that tries to balance himself on the ropes and falls. Rey looks exactly like him. ahahaha

[Corndad]

Wow. Theres your match JBL vs Rey for IC title.

[FourFifty]

Rey vs JBL at Mania.... Great. Mighty Mighty Midget time.

[Londoner]

Rey V JBL? That will be shit.

[interforce]

Ziggler ftw

[CSL]

Dolph Ziggler appears to have a case of the ScottSteinerHA's

[FourFifty]

NOBODY ESCAPES THE MASTER-ZIG-LOCK.... 'cept Rey Rey, it seems.

[The Gold Standard]

RAW IS GETTING ZIGGY WITH IT!!!!

:lol:

[interforce]

VINTAGE mystero:rofl:

[Lux]

*sigh* why does Rey need the victory?

[FourFifty]

That sucked. The Zig could be a bigger star if WWE let him.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Jericho segment next? That's kind of a surprise.

[thedamndest]

Here we go. Lawler takes off the headset!

[CSL]

*sigh* why does Rey need the victory?

Good to see your wrestling knowledge is top notch as ever

Still wondering what's he's doing for Mania though

[thedamndest]

Wrestling JBL while you unmute your tv.

[The Gold Standard]

That sucked. The Zig could be a bigger star if WWE let him.

Didn't he get suspended?

[screech]

I really dislike Rey.

[screech]

Didn't he get suspended?

He got suspended before he actually did anything.

He came back and is still doing nothing.

[interforce]

JBL vs Rey at WM. I know what my pissbreak match will be now.

Is there any need for this match?

[Lux]

Again Jericho's countdown is M.I.A

[Mooияakeя™]

Fuck those stats. It didn't mention the MLS!

[Theo Dious]

WOOO!

...god he better not actually wrestle. :rant:

[Loose Cannon]

I can't stand when the WWE tries to one up other major American sports with thier gay Fact thing.

[Londoner]

JBL vs Rey at WM. I know what my pissbreak match will be now.

Is there any need for this match?

Got to have Rey on the card, obviously.:roll:

[FourFifty]

Anyone recall when we were all hyped to see Jericho? Seems too far away since it was all "save_us.X2y" etc etc.

[shadowfoxrz]

we need JR back stat

[thedamndest]

Ziggler's suspension has nothing to do with his current status. We've all heard his name and now it's time to fire him and move on to the next Spirit Squad guy.

[McLegend]

The Narcissist. Really Cole?

[ClockShot]

Don't do it, Flair. Think about last year.....

[FourFifty]

WOOO!

...god he better not actually wrestle. :rant:

The Pidget speaks wisdom of the ages.

[CSL]

Jericho has already been the best part of this show

[Lux]

we need JR back stat

Everything on Raw has turn into "Vintage ____!"

[interforce]

Got to have Rey on the card, obviously.:roll:

Yeah he is such a valuable asset to the viewers over 12 :roll:

[FourFifty]

I has me the urge to listen to some Sammy Hagar....

[Corndad]

Flairs not gonna wrestle. He just can't ruin that send off last year.

[The Gold Standard]

Jericho is the man plain and simple

[ClockShot]

Ha ha ha. Jericho throws in the watch.

[The Gold Standard]

WOOOO!!

[FourFifty]

What band was Sammy Hagar in before he was in Van Halen?

[screech]

What a great suit.

[Theo Dious]

Adulation is a dumb word and nobody should ever say it.

[ClockShot]

Whew. He's in a suit. We're good.

[FourFifty]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Corndad]

so happy he's not dressed to wrestle.

[Theo Dious]

Flairs not gonna wrestle. He just can't ruin that send off last year.

You just keep telling yourself that, corn boy. :nono:

[Theo Dious]

"I am officially retired... so here's Stone Cold!"

...I wish.

[screech]

So...Austin?

[Mooияakeя™]

I <3 the way that Flair holds microphones.

[Londoner]

Well said Flair

[ClockShot]

THANK YOU!

[Fox]

Flair will never be the Heartbreak Man.

[FourFifty]

My sister: Ric Flair sounds drink.
Me: It's Ric Flair, there's a 50/50 shot!
My sister: What?
Me: .....WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[thedamndest]

What band was Sammy Hagar in before he was in Van Halen?

Montrose and HSAS

[screech]

SUPERFLY

[Droford]

Revenge of the Legends!

[The Gold Standard]

They don't look ready to wrestle

[Xerzes]

Jimmy Snuka's face resembles a scrotum. This makes me sad.

[ClockShot]

Oh dears.

[CSL]

Jericho is gonna bump his head and die now that Superfly is here

[The Gold Standard]

No one wears a suit quite like Flair

[Londoner]

uh ohez

[Loose Cannon]

Jericho should of grabbed a chair

[Droford]

I hope Piper didnt have to pay to have that shirt made, otherwise he got robbed.

[Mooияakeя™]

HOT ROD KNOWS THE TRUE FACTS OF THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY!!!

0 - 25!

[ClockShot]

How the mighty have fallen. :nono:

[CSL]

C'monnnnnnn

[FourFifty]

Let's hear the glass.....

[thedamndest]

Get in there Lawler!

[screech]

RAPE

[Lux]

Nice right hand

[Londoner]

Why didn't flair chuck jericho in the ring?

[FourFifty]

Well, this may be the most over hyped and over rated segment in the history of everything ever.

[The Gold Standard]

That segment sucked

[Theo Dious]

Man... it would have been so great if the glass would have broken while Jericho was halfway up the ramp.

[Droford]

The 4 CharleyHorsemen

[CSL]

The Mania opponent has gotta be revealed by next week. They gotta be waiting on somebody if they're waiting this long

[Loose Cannon]

what the fuck? that's it

[The Gold Standard]

Ahh, Wrestlemanis 15

[ClockShot]

VAL VENIS!

[Lux]

Let's hear the glass.....
I was hoping for it :(

[Corndad]

Pete Rose lol

[Loose Cannon]

X-pac/Shane is one of the most underated matches of all-time

[The Gold Standard]

BART GUNN!!!!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Well that was a bummer.

[Loose Cannon]

HHH heel turn was one of the best turns they ever did

[screech]

That was quite lame.

[thedamndest]

Bart Gunn highlights.

[CSL]

LOLLLLLLLL Bart Gunn

[The Gold Standard]

Butterbean haha

[Londoner]

X-pac/Shane is one of the most underated matches of all-time

I agree.

[Theo Dious]

LOL Butterbean vs Bart Gunn... I think that actually took less time than HHH vs Warrior.

[Savio]

lol i miss brawl for all

[interforce]

WTF was that about?

So 3 weeks to go and we still dont know who he is facing yet. Fucking great one WWE. Nice fuck up

[Loose Cannon]

I just watched that Rock promo last night :love:

[The Gold Standard]

The best sell to the Stunner ever

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD STUNNER!!!!1!!!11!!!1!!!!one!!!1!!!

[screech]

AUSTIN WINS! AUSTIN WINS! AUSTIN WINS!

[Theo Dious]

THAT'S PETE ROSE! THAT'S PETE ROSE!!!

[FourFifty]

LOL Butterbean vs Bart Gunn... I think that actually took less time than HHH vs Warrior.

But more time than Bob Backlund vs Nash.

[Mooияakeя™]

God. Vince gives so much. Whilst yeah he can be a shit, he'll humiliate himself to make any amount of monies.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wow Jericho beats the shit out of the legends for weeks and then the four of them combine for a leg tackle and a punch. That's payback.

[Theo Dious]

But more time than Bob Backlund vs Nash.

Butterbean is clearly no Nash.

[shadowfoxrz]

WTF thats terrible

[Droford]

3 on 1 at WM? Really?

[CSL]

Oh no

[ClockShot]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooow. That's the best they can come up with?

[Theo Dious]

Wait... this is... odd.

[Fox]

ugh. 3-on-1

[Loose Cannon]

uhhhhh, that's a fucking let down.

[interforce]

That sucks

[Londoner]

So predictable.

[ClockShot]

Don't do it, Mickey. Go and start on Iron Man 2.

[Xerzes]

Jericho fights three old men? Seriously?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I think Jericho missed the point of the end of that movie.

[screech]

CHRISTIAN

[FourFifty]

THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING RULE!!!

[Xero]

Well that just took my interest out of the Jericho angle entirely.

[CSL]

The WWE Racial Minorities Match

[shadowfoxrz]

uh oh if y2j buys rourke a ticket then he will have no money just like hbk didnt have money. uh oh here comes jbl again jkjkjkjk ;) but seriously that is a terrible idea 3 on 1

[Theo Dious]

...is Hornswoggle supposed to be retarded or something?

[Mooияakeя™]

OMFG. SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING MIDGET.

[Xero]

...is Hornswoggle supposed to be retarded or something?

UH! AHH AHH AHH!

[Loose Cannon]

...is Hornswoggle supposed to be retarded or something?

rofl

[CSL]

I wonder if this match or next weeks counterpart could possibly end in a brawl

[Supreme Olajuwon]

so Flair heel turn at Mania?

[FourFifty]

Anyone know where I can find the video of John Morrsion grating cheese on his abs?

[Londoner]

Thank fuck they went to an ad break

[Loose Cannon]

god I would markout huge if MVP, Benjamin, Henry and Kofi just started beating the shit out of Kane and CM Punk

[Droford]

I wonder what they'll do with Finlay/Midget tomorrow on ECW given its St. Patricks day.

[RatedGSuperstar]

...is Hornswoggle supposed to be retarded or something?

And why is his face always so damn dirty? You don't see the Lucky Charms guy running around with shit on his face.

[interforce]

Yeah thats me done with this for today. Lost all interest now :(

[Loose Cannon]

cause they are all black people

[CSL]

Blaq Out V2

[FourFifty]

...is Hornswoggle supposed to be retarded or something?

This is why the commentary of a match is vital.... I'm trying to watch 5 great wrestlers and Mark Henry, but I head "AHHA HAHA HA HHHHAAAA AAAAAHHAHAH HAAA QWERTY GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKER NOID DICK FUCKER!!!!"

[screech]

Good job, King. Asking if Hornswoggle has walking pneumonia when JR was just hospitalized with it.

Idiot.

[Corndad]

That is a complete letdown. I see "new hall of famer" Austin come out and Stuns Jericho at Mania followed by something by Rourke.

Either that or just have a bunch of legends be on outside as lumberjacks or something

[CSL]

"It's all SO confusing!"

Yeah. Because you're a woman

[RatedGSuperstar]

So is this the "main event" tonight with more HHH/Orton crap to close out the show?

[CSL]

Good job, King. Asking if Hornswoggle has walking pneumonia when JR was just hospitalized with it.

Idiot.

Knowing Vince and his 'affection' for JR, he was probably screaming in King's ear to say it

[CSL]

So is this the "main event" tonight with more HHH/Orton crap to close out the show?

Isn't Cena wrestling?

[Xero]

So is this the "main event" tonight with more HHH/Orton crap to close out the show?

Cena/Edge.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, Orton got outsmarted again if you missed it

[Mooияakeя™]

Seriously. That laughing is doing my fucking head in. But I can't mute. I <3 Christian.

[FourFifty]

Ah, I missed hearing Xtian on the mic.

[Loose Cannon]

it was like the 35th time HHH has outsmarted him since 04

[CSL]

Christian needs to be heel

[CSL]

it was like the 35th time HHH has outsmarted him since 04

Yeah, 04.00am this morning

[Fox]

Botch

[The Show Off]

CM Punk was in Money in the Bank at 24 and 23... Stupid Cole.

[Savio]

botchamania #67 material

[ClockShot]

Finally.

[thedamndest]

CM PUNK IS ROLLLLLLLLLING.

[Xero]

VINTAGE CM PUNK!

[CSL]

MVP has magnets in his hands and must have known Shelton has metal under his skin. Cheat.

[The Show Off]

Just because the name of the movie is 12 Rounds doesn't mean you have to do 12 promos about it per Raw.

[Savio]

Molly Porter has been taken by Ken Shamrock?

[CSL]

I would like to go to Round 6 with Molly Porter

[Lux]

CM PUNK IS ROLLLLLLLLLING.

I thought CM Punk was straightedge. :shifty:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cena/Edge.

That's right. It's so underwhelming I forgot. :-\

[Corndad]

Smack his ass again Vickie

[Loose Cannon]

lol@ the 12 rounds poster in the background. holy fuck, STOP IT

[CSL]

Awwww, Show's in love

[FourFifty]

Ah, I remember when I cared about the Big Show.

[Lux]

So is Vickie the new slut of WWE?

[Loose Cannon]

wait, wtf, is that a 12 rounds tatoo on Big Show's shoulder?

[shadowfoxrz]

this is a waste of tv. HBK and Taker is all that really matters

[The Show Off]

She's very sexy in the shirt, well they do say virtical lines are slimming.

[Savio]

Eddie would be proud?

[Xero]

wait, wtf, is that a 12 rounds tatoo on Big Show's shoulder?

May as well be...

[Innovator]

12 ROUNDS

[FourFifty]

.....I gotta pee.

Just thought I'd share that with all of you.

[screech]

I don't know if I'm amused or disgusted by this Show/Vickie thing.

[FourFifty]

Are we gonna see Vickie's sexy cankles?

[thedamndest]

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

[Innovator]

Hey guys, you know about Cena's new movie 12 ROUNDS?

[Innovator]

Edge vs. THE STAR of 12 ROUNDS JOHN CENA

[CSL]

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

Trailer complete with music, 'Bad, Bad Man' by John Cena, star of NEW hit movie 12 Rounds

[ClockShot]

The star of Highlander: Endgame Edge vs. THE STAR of 12 ROUNDS JOHN CENA

Fixed.

[Innovator]

Cena will go 12 ROUNDS with Edge, coming up next

[FourFifty]

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

I said the same basic thing when I saw that trailer before The Watchmen.
"Hey, didn't they just make this movie with Kevin James?"

[RatedGSuperstar]

I heard they're changing all the ring aprons to say "12 ROUNDS" soon. Just wait until Rey Mysterio debuts his "12 ROUNDS" mask at WrestleMania, too.

[Corndad]

This was awesome.

[Innovator]

War Machine, the Wrestlemania theme song, is based upon JOHN CENA IN 12 ROUNDS

[Innovator]

HBK with the chin music to Taker, so he can be first in line to see 12 ROUNDS

[CSL]

Good job Taker looked away when he did so Shawn could sneak out. Anybody would think he let him do it

[Loose Cannon]

I can't wait till Cena turns heel and says he's one of the greatest Hollywood actors of all-time and that The Rock....or Duayne has nothing on him

[Supreme Olajuwon]

"Classic double cross"


SHUT THE FUCK UP, COLE

[NeanderCarl]

I'm losing faith in WrestleMania rapidly. I was so trying to stay positive... that WWE would pull something amazing out of the bag for the "25th" Anniversary.... but barring Taker/HBK (and to a degree Orton-HHH, but even that's been diluted over the last week or two) there is nothing appetizing about it.

The one thing that does scream dream match is the thought of Jericho and Steamboat going at it... but Steamboat hasn't wrestled in, what, 15 years?

[Lux]

Good job Taker looked away when he did so Shawn could sneak out. Anybody would think he let him do it

Except for the fact Taker always looks back at the ring and sometimes rasies his fist.

[Lux]

Nice Hummer.

[ClockShot]

Hellllllllllllllllo.

[Londoner]

Wtf was the point in that?

[CSL]

lol @ that Trips and Steph bit

[Corndad]

EXCUSE ME!!! BOOums!

[shadowfoxrz]

uh oh triple h drives a gas guzzler...........and his hummer takes a lot of gas as well :shifty:

[CSL]

Except for the fact Taker always looks back at the ring and sometimes rasies his fist.

:nono:

[Lux]

There wasn't one.

[Droford]

Did we just answer another great wrestling unsolved mystery?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Lol they can't tailor a ref shirt to actually fit Vickie well? Come on man

[FourFifty]

Nice Hummer.

I'd take a hummer from his wife.

[FourFifty]

I love Vickie's cankles :love:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

btw bitch Stephanie is so much better than all grown up Stephanie

[Lux]

:nono:

Can't handle being wrong.

[Innovator]

HHH is going to go to his hotel room and with Steph go 12 ROUNDS...out in theatres soon

[CSL]

Can't handle being wrong.

1. Why do it if you're chasing somebody?

2. I was joking you dense fuck

[Innovator]

Fuck 12 ROUNDS, LETS GO EDGE