Official Monday Night Raw Thread! (03/16)

[Juan]

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Confirmed for tonight...

Shawn Michaels & The Undertaker vs. Kozlov & JBL

Chris Jericho challenges Ric Flair

Rumored for tonight...

The WWE Title Match at WrestleMania between Randy Orton and HHH will likely be announced as a no disqualification match on Raw tonight.

A Stone Cold Steve Austin appearance. The WWE website appears to be teasing Austin as he's today "Superstar of the Day." They also note today's date, wishing everyone a "Happy 3/16."

Spoiler for tonight...
WWE Hall of Famers "Superfly" Jimmy Snukka and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper have arrived in San Antonio, Texas, the site of tonight's RAW.Snukka and Piper have been involved in the ongoing Chris Jerichov s. WWE Legends program that is expected to culminate at WrestleMania. With under 3 weeks to go until April 5th, WWE is expected to name Jericho's opponent(s) as soon as tonight.

[Xero]

RAW IS WAR!

[Xero]

I'm back for another RAW! Coming here actually made me enjoy RAW last week. Think I'll make this a regular thing again.

[Volare]

This sucks, your back and I got called into work tonite.....F**K!

[Ruien]

Yey, a Austin segement with a stunner at the end. wooooooooooo,.

Besides that, it looks good.

[Londoner]

I'll be watching, while drunk(again)

[Xero]

This sucks, your back and I got called into work tonite.....F**K!

:(

[Volare]

That's fun for ya...watching Raw on justin.tv and see all the whiny kids chat about Cena.

[Volare]

I'll be watching, while drunk(again)

Your cool with me, but I hate you!

[Xero]

Hunter/Orton No DQ at Mania will get my attention. Wouldn't it be the first No DQ Mania Main Event? Or was 15 No DQ?

[Volare]

WM 17 Austin vs Rock

[Xero]

Yeah, just thought of that one...

[Londoner]

Your cool with me, but I hate you!

:D

[interforce]

Any streams for this one?

[Juan]

Here's a pic of Brooke Hogan's vaj

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0316_brooke_hogan_splash.jpg

[RatedGSuperstar]

Why do I get the feeling that Michael Cole would botch an appearance by Stone Cold?

"AUSTIN'S SPOILIN' FOR A FIGHT, KING~!!11!"

[Juan]

Any streams for this one?

Just go to Justin.tv and search for Raw and I'm sure you'll find something.

[interforce]

Just go to Justin.tv and search for Raw and I'm sure you'll find something.

Cheers i am a total dumbass when it comes to stuff like that.

[Xero]

Be back around 9. :y:

[mike adamle]

or just watch it on tv... thats what anyone normal does

[interforce]

or just watch it on tv... thats what anyone normal does

Hard to get over here in New Zealand

[Volare]

Served!

[Londoner]

Hard to get over here in New Zealand

Because New Zealanders aren't normal??

[interforce]

Because New Zealanders aren't normal??

I am not a kiwi i am a brit. But your right kiwis are not normal. Infact far from it

[mike adamle]

anyone from america isnt normal

[Volare]

HA! How wrong you are.

[FourFifty]

I still hate NCIS. Seriously. Why can't they show House before Raw?

[Corndad]

Evening fellas. Hope we are in for a good one tonight. With all those legendsbackstage should be an interesting evening.

[Juan]

Evening fellas. Hope we are in for a good one tonight. With all those legendsbackstage should be an interesting evening.

Indeed

[mike adamle]

jericho should face king kong bundy at mania, or jbl

[Volare]

Does this make Jericho the new "Legend Killer?"

[Volare]

Damn TL is talkin smack to me in another thread...jerk.

[Lux]

Ya know, it feels good that soon I will own two User Custom Titles.

[Volare]

Wrong!

[Lux]

Raw is on next.



Also.. Right!

[FourFifty]

Well, let's see if they do anything for Test....

[Corndad]

Well here we go...

[Lux]

Its time for Raw... which also means its time for a drink!

[Corndad]

Nope no mention of Test to start the show...

[ClockShot]

Evening folks.

[FourFifty]

Getting a drink at the first break.

[Londoner]

Damn TL is talkin smack to me in another thread...jerk.

:cool:

[Xero]

Woo, recap package!

[Lux]

Loved the Big Show's face.

[ClockShot]

They had to open with this?

[Corndad]

This video is hillarious.

[Xerzes]

Well, let's see if they do anything for Test....

No mention yet.

[Xero]

GTV!

[The Fonz]

GTV 2.0 for the Cena Generation

[Loose Cannon]

I thought that was hillarious when she smacked his ass

[FourFifty]

Juan is a Mexican.

[ClockShot]

This will only work if Edge goes ballistic tonight.

[RatedGSuperstar]

This angle is so fucking stupid. I'd rather see a constipated HHH recreate The Shining again.

[Xero]

GTV 2.0 for the Cena Generation

CTV, if you will.

[ClockShot]

HBK country.

[FourFifty]

Vickie as a ref? This is either going to suck, or rule.

[Londoner]

Cena v Edge again?

[shadowfoxrz]

San Antonio.... HBK country... yay :)

[Xero]

lol at Vickie as ref.

I wonder if she'll have the bra top.

[FourFifty]

It should be Jericho vs Koko B Ware.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'd like to see Vickie wear Traci Brooks' special guest ref uniform. There. I said it.

[Xero]

I bet Rouke's in the house. :shifty:

[Corndad]

They are starting with this???

[Londoner]

this is how you start Raw.....!

[Xero]

:K4L:

[The Fonz]

He's just a sexy boy...

[FourFifty]

...........They're not going to open with the HBK/Taker vs JBL/Koslov match, are they? Can't they kick things off with a diva's match, or a monkey knife fight?

[Xero]

I miss Michaels' simple white-on-black "HBK" tron.

[ClockShot]

Whoa wait. They're opening with this?

Bummer.

[Londoner]

lol@Taker cutting off HBks entrance, cunt

[Xero]

Guess they are...

BRB, gonna take a shit and run to the store. Taker's entrance probably won't be done when I get back.

[Theo Dious]

Somebody still needs to explain to me why I so thoroughly want to have sex with Vickie Gurrerro.

Also, K4L.

[The Fonz]

Time for this 20 minute entrance

[Xero]

Somebody still needs to explain to me why I so thoroughly want to have sex with Vickie Gurrerro.

Also, K4L.

Booty?

[Xerzes]

...........They're not going to open with the HBK/Taker vs JBL/Koslov match, are they? Can't they kick things off with a diva's match, or a monkey knife fight?

I would watch the hell out of monkeys fighting with knives.

[Londoner]

Still going on....

[Londoner]

Finally,ffs.

[Xero]

lol

[Xero]

I like Kozlov's music and the way he walks to the ring in that march. That's where it ends.

[FourFifty]

This could be main event material...

[Innovator]

Somebody still needs to explain to me why I so thoroughly want to have sex with Vickie Gurrerro.

Also, K4L.
Everyone should go hogging once in their life

[Corndad]

What is that guy in the yellow shirt wearing lol

[Xero]

Better not see a Tombstone or Super Kick on Michaels/Taker here...

[RatedGSuperstar]

LOL at Kozlov celebrating after throwing HBM down once. There's his offense for the match.

[Londoner]

LOL at Kozlov celebrating after throwing HBM down once. There's his offense for the match.

gotta make the most of it i guess.

[CSL]

The premise for that Nic Cage film looks interesting. No doubt he'll suck the life out of it

[RatedGSuperstar]

The premise for that Nic Cage film looks interesting. No doubt he'll suck the life out of it

You mean that movie that looks like National Treasure 5?

[Fox]

Sup all. if Austin no-shows, we RiOT.

[Xerzes]

The premise for that Nic Cage film looks interesting. No doubt he'll suck the life out of it

"Nicolas Cage can see the future and looks retarded" is not an interesting premise, and just happened a couple years ago.

[Fox]

That elbow looked terrible.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

wow nice inverted atomic drop

JBL cant even be bothered to bend his knees

[The Fonz]

So I guess this match will set up JBL vs Kozlov at Mania?

So what happens to Rey?

[Xero]

Rey continues being a useless midget.

[Londoner]

So what happens to Rey?

Who cares?

[Londoner]

Is it just me or does Taker look nervous as fuck?

[Corndad]

Old School!

[The Show Off]

So I guess this match will set up JBL vs Kozlov at Mania?

So what happens to Rey?

The WWE doesn't know how to use Rey at Wrestlemania they're so used to him being injured for the event, maybe they think he's injured right now... Or maybe Rey just is injured.

[The Fonz]

Just surprised they're leaving Rey without a match, as much as he sells.

Don't care, just curious.

[Xero]

No "Vintage Undertaker" from Cole on the Old School? :nono:

[Londoner]

LOL@ cole saying the exact opposite as i post that

[shadowfoxrz]

What is that guy in the yellow shirt wearing lol

I think its Rosey :shifty:

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Nice tag!

[Corndad]

HAHA. I loved that ending.

[Fox]

Rey will be featured in segments that show him getting deported by Texan border patrol.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[Xero]

LOL, "Classic Undertaker" on the Snake Eyes/Boot though.

[Xero]

Michaels' gonna get it!

[Corndad]

HAHAHA Yes!!

[Xero]

LOL oh shit!

[ClockShot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[Londoner]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LMAO! I love HBM

[Lux]

DAMN

[Fox]

Nice

[Xerzes]

LOL, "Classic Undertaker" on the Snake Eyes/Boot though.

Shouldn't that be classic Kevin Nash?

[RatedGSuperstar]

SCM with the back turned on the ramp!! HELL FUCKING YES!

[shadowfoxrz]

YES THATS RIGHT!!!!! HBK pwned Taker

[Supreme Olajuwon]

FUCK YEAH that was sweet

I'm so sick of that Taker pose at the entrance

[ClockShot]

Someone had to break the ice sooner or later.

[Xero]

I didn't want them to touch, but LOL, that was great.

[interforce]

Did not see that coming? :wtf:

Not a bad opening match imo

[Loose Cannon]

That was awesome. very awesome

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- Next week HBK will get either a tombstone or a choke slam... Thank you WWE for fucking this one up. It would have been epic to keep them from touching each other until Mania.

[thedamndest]

What a coward! He ran right into Shawn Michaels' boot!

[The Fonz]

Isn't that...VINTAGE MICHAELS?

[CSL]

"Nicolas Cage can see the future and looks retarded" is not an interesting premise, and just happened a couple years ago.

I refused to watch that, Jessica Biel or no Jessica Biel

[Xero]

Should have main evented the first hour, though.

[CSL]

Michaels made the whole thing

[Xero]

Is that Cena's "Bad Man" or was "Bad, Bad Man" sampled from somewhere?

[Fox]

Is that the John Cena song during that trailer with Seth Rogen?

[CSL]

LOL John Cena song on that trailer

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Rikishi?

[interforce]

Should have main evented the first hour, though.

:yes:

[The Show Off]

So what happened I'm watching 24 and flipping did Michaels superkick Undertaker?

[Xero]

HULK HOGAN, BROTHER!

[Xero]

LOL, WWE Encyclopedia!

I bet there will be at least one page blacked out. :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

www.wikipedia.com

the free guide

[shadowfoxrz]

I miss Trish :.(

[The Fonz]

WWE Encyclopedia: From Ahmad Johnson to Dolf Ziggler

[Lux]

LOL whats next king is vintage HBK

[shadowfoxrz]

www.wikipedia.com

the free guide

Damn straight brother :yes:

[Xero]

www.wikipedia.com

the free guide

lol

[CSL]

VINTAGE

[FourFifty]

10 bucks says there is no Benoit in that book.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Vickie's losing weight

[ClockShot]

What? No shotgun?

[The Show Off]

10 bucks says there is no Benoit in that book.

Reports say that Benoit is in the book because its made by an outside company and not WWE.

[Xero]

She's gonna get speared tonight.

[thedamndest]

I like how Vickie casually tells Edge how long it's been since they've talked, as if he doesn't know. So natural.

[Londoner]

Vickie's losing weight

True.

[Xero]

I like how Vickie casually tells Edge how long it's been since they've talked, as if he doesn't know. So natural.

I haven't seen you for about three threads, Theddy.

[ClockShot]

She's gonna get speared tonight.

How so? ;)

[Xero]

:naughty: :mad: :D :mad: :D :mad: :mad: :love:

[Corndad]

Cmon Psycho Edge!

[Xero]

VINTAGE RAW!

[Xero]

Hunter Hulk Helmsley!

[Innovator]

Psycho Edge is coming

[Innovator]

I feel it

IM TAKING YOU TO HELL WITH ME VICKIE

[Londoner]

This scene was awful.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I still can't believe he rang the doorbell.

[shadowfoxrz]

That is the only way Rhodes and Teddy win....by Trips not showing up....lol

[Londoner]

:lol:@those screams

[Londoner]

I bet the whole crowd at that arena dies of laughter while watching this right now.

[Innovator]

WE MAKE MOVIES

with unintentional hilarity

[Fox]

Jesus. i didn't see this thing last week. how terrible.

[Londoner]

its clearly fake

the police reacted quickly

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wow Cody Rhodes is gonna get SQUASHED

[RatedGSuperstar]

HHH vs. CAWdy. I wonder who wins that one.

[Fox]

they had a camera that just happened to be rolling outside that window, and the TD (technical director) backstage somehow knew to change the shot. amazing.

[Londoner]

bye bye cawdy :(

[RatedGSuperstar]

they had a camera that just happened to be rolling outside that window, and the TD (technical director) backstage somehow knew to change the shot. amazing.

Not to mention the perfectly lit front lawn in the middle of the night.

[Loose Cannon]

that whole thing was ridiculous

[The Show Off]

Randy Orton is a humanatarian keeping Triple H out of jail and all.

[FourFifty]

Gotta admit- Triple H is the best thing that has ever happened to Randy Orton.

[Lux]

HITC?

JUST SAY IT ORTON

[Lux]

I like Rosa Mendez. She agrees with me.

[Fox]

smoke break time.

[The Show Off]

The Glam-Posse!

[shadowfoxrz]

Finally Santino:naughty: in the house

[Londoner]

Wonder how much more drunk i can get during this match.

[Xero]

MIDGET!

[ClockShot]

6-diva tag? Why doesn't this open the show?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wonder how much more drunk i can get during this match.
We get it. You drink.

[FourFifty]

Gettin' a drink, BRB

[The Show Off]

We get it. You drink.

I haven't gotten it yet.

Does he drink?

[Lux]

LOL KELLY KELLY

[Xerzes]

19 in the picture.

[Loose Cannon]

We get it. You drink.

lol

[Xero]

19 Divas were on the graphic, so there will be 6 open spots.

AKA what Xerzes said.

[Londoner]

We get it. You drink.

Only occasionally, like tonight.

[RatedGSuperstar]

MICKIE JAMES SIGHTING! HELL YES!

That may make this botchfest worth it.

Edit: And Santino on commentary? Okay, I'll bite.

[shadowfoxrz]

Shrimumkin....A shrip and a pumpkin. Santino is funny as hell

[FourFifty]

I <3 Santino! Much man love to him!

[Lux]

Haha "Santino, what were you doing in the diva's locker room?"

"uhhh I uhh heard about it"

[CSL]

No Maryse, no interest

[Supreme Olajuwon]

did Santino just call himself Martella? or was that his attempt at "material"

[Lux]

LOL

[Lux]

Wait what? Why didn't Beth win!

[CSL]

Only occasionally, like tonight.

lol, dude, like 85% of your posts seems to reference you drinking alcohol

[Johnny Vegas]

Kelly didn't even get in the match..

[Fox]

damnit this match is still going?

[Xero]

JOHN CENA

[FourFifty]

I might see this movie just based on how it's just a dime a dozen popcorn flick.

[Kane86]

Isn't this movie pretty much The Marine?

[The Show Off]

Man I hate WWE films.

[Londoner]

Isn't this movie pretty much The Marine?

Yup.

[FourFifty]

I have the munchies.

[Mooияakeя™]

You know, I'll break the mould and see this movie if it comes here in England. Chances are it might not, so big chances are I won't see it.

[interforce]

That movie looks so bad!

[shadowfoxrz]

Isn't this movie pretty much The Marine?

exact same idea. they should have called it marine 2

[Fox]

Isn't this movie pretty much The Marine?

No, this time he has to save his girlfriend in 12 Rounds, where last time he had only the one round.

:shifty:

[Xerzes]

It just occured to me. Isn't refusing to press charges what the face usually does?

[The Show Off]

exact same idea. they should have called it marine 2

Cause at least that way they'll get all the fans of the first movie sending the box office soaring to the upper teens.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know, seeing WWE hype this movie actually makes me appreciate Ready to Rumble a little bit more.

[Mooияakeя™]

I wish Noid was here. He'd be all like "He's a great actor considering he is coming from a rap music wrestling background. He has a good chance at the oscars on this one" and some shit like that

And to buck the dying trend... CENA WINS! CENA WINS! CENA WINS!http://www.johncena4u.com/chain-gang/2007/09/john-cena70.jpg

[Londoner]

lol, dude, like 85% of your posts seems to reference you drinking alcohol

I think you'll find that's only when i'm on this raw thread or a PPV thread.

[shadowfoxrz]

You know, seeing WWE hype this movie actually makes me appreciate Ready to Rumble a little bit more.

Oh god ready to rumble :roll: lol

[CSL]

Have they mentioned Test yet/at all?

[Mooияakeя™]

Have they mentioned Test yet/at all?

nope.

[shadowfoxrz]

Have they mentioned Test yet/at all?

no :(

[Lux]

lol, dude, like 85% of your posts seems to reference you drinking alcohol

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2569928929_1cc33d6207.jpg?v=0

[The Show Off]

I think you'll find that's only when i'm on this raw thread or a PPV thread.

Yeah so everyone back off he only gets hammered like 5 times a month....

...that we know about.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Hey look, Triple H actually remembered to bring his WWE title belt on Raw for like the first time since he won it.

[ClockShot]

God that belt looks awful on him.

[CSL]

He really loves that pan around shot at the bottom of the aisle

[CSL]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2569928929_1cc33d6207.jpg?v=0

yer dum

[The Show Off]

Hey look, Triple H actually remembered to bring his WWE title belt on Raw for like the first time since he won it.

Its the belt of the sledgehammer, take your pick.

[Xero]

Hey look, Triple H actually remembered to bring his WWE title belt on Raw for like the first time since he won it.

Would YOU want to carry that ugly piece of shit EVERYWHERE?

[Corndad]

Im guessing they are saving the Jericho Flair thing especially if Austin is involved

[Johnny Vegas]

So honestly, does anyone think that HHH may actually lose at WrestleMania?

[Lux]

He's the game, he can bring the title when he wants to!

[shadowfoxrz]

He really loves that pan around shot at the bottom of the aisle

Yeah ever since Summerslam 07 its his thing lol

[FourFifty]

Is it wrong that I booked my flight back into CA after Wrestlemania to make sure I'm back home in time for Raw?

[ClockShot]

Not at all.

[ClockShot]

YES! ORTON IS IN THE BUILDING!

[Lux]

yer dum

Did you come up with that on your own?

[shadowfoxrz]

Rhodes had a good EVIL grin there when ortons music hit.....nice

[Xero]

I bet Austin comes in here.

[Fox]

Trips is going to shit in Cody's hand.

[Lux]

I like Cody, I don't think Cody likes Trips right now tho.

[ClockShot]

Poor CAWdy.

[Xero]

OH SHIT! THE CELL!

[Lux]

Get in there Orton!

[Corndad]

Cody Rhodes is gonna die lol

[Xero]

Oh, cage...

[RatedGSuperstar]

How the hell did no one see that up there before??

[Fox]

what the fuck

[Xero]

Cage match at Mania would seem kind of anti-climactic...

[Corndad]

Why can't they just climb it?? lol

[FourFifty]

RANDOM CAGE MATCH!!!