View Full Version : Official RAW Thread 4/13/09: The Draft
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 07:09 PM
3-hour show tonight boys and girls. As some of you may or may not know, a few picks already got leaked to the net.
So to kill the hour 'till kickoff, post your predictions.
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:13 PM
HHH -> The HHH Show. A weekly talk show focusing on current events using HHH's wit and charm
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:14 PM
Christian -> Raw (maybe Smackdown, he'll move tho fo sho)
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:15 PM
Johnny Polo -> WCW Thunder
Nark Order
04-13-2009, 07:18 PM
Matt Hardy to RAW. Come on!!
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:20 PM
Matt Hardy to RAW. Come on!!
But he lost a loser leaves Raw match :'(
RatedGSuperstar
04-13-2009, 07:22 PM
Haven't seen any of the internet leaks, but with Vickie becoming the permanent GM of Raw, I'd assume that Edge is coming back to Monday nights, which would be pretty good after they finish the Cena feud.
There's supposed to be like 13 picks, right? Probably something like 6 Raw, 6 Smackdown, 1 ECW (you winner and NEEEEW ECW champion...)?
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:22 PM
I dunno, Vickie going to Raw might be to split them up to keep Edge fresh.
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:23 PM
In fact, you want a new major heel, just get someone else to bone Vicky
RatedGSuperstar
04-13-2009, 07:31 PM
I almost would've preferred to break them up via the draft while she was still on SmackDown. Have Edge acting like he's so sure he won't get drafted because he's married to the GM, only to have him lose a match to a Raw guy and see his name come up on the Tron. Cue the epic Edge freak out with the eyes bulging out of his head and him pulling at his hair, kinda like when Vickie announced the HIAC match against the Undertaker. It'd be great.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:33 PM
I want to see Cena and Rey to go to SmackDown <strike>to help out My Network tv improve SmackDown ratings</strike> because I only watch Raw (and ECW sometimes).
MONDAY NIGHT RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :mad:
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:35 PM
Oh, and WHASSUP BITCHES!?!?!??!
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
I AM HOLDING SHIFT. I MUST BE AWESOME!
:MAD:
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:36 PM
XERO IS HERE, BTW.
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/donwest.gif
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:37 PM
[dcsteve] HI GUYS, I:M NEW WHATS UP?
[kuma2001] ....
[kuma2001] Try pressing caps lock
[dcsteve] OH THANKS THATS MUCH EASIER TO TYPE
The WWE Draft will be brought to you tonight by Final Fantasy XXXVII and some shitty club mix music that goes along with it. FFXXVII: In stores Tomorrow.
I wish we did this in a chat, or this shit automatically updated. PITA, as I wind up refreshing every 30 seconds. :(
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:38 PM
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/donwest.gif
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/hollywoodh/tehany.gif
I wish we did this in a chat, or this shit automatically updated. PITA, as I wind up refreshing every 30 seconds. :(
Why don't we all just go into Juan's chat on justin.tv?
The WWE Draft will be brought to you tonight by Final Fantasy XXXVII and some shitty club mix music that goes along with it. FFXXVII: In stores Tomorrow.
Well, I'm looking forward to the LUGZ, BOOT OF THE NIGHT!
Why don't we all just go into Juan's chat on justin.tv?
Because I don't want to be reminded of good wrestling while watching RAW.
Well, I'm looking forward to the LUGZ, BOOT OF THE NIGHT!
As well as the JVC Kaboom!Box: play loud, play hard!
thedamndest
04-13-2009, 07:40 PM
Well, I'm looking forward to the LUGZ, BOOT OF THE NIGHT!
STACKER 2, THE WORLD'S STRONGEST FAT BURNER!
As well as the JVC Kaboom!Box: play loud, play hard!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/bustofthenight.jpg
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:42 PM
And within a week well see DORA'S DROP OF THE NIGHT!!!
And now, the SmackDown! of the night, sponsored by WWE SmackDown!
They should seriously do stuff like that, to start a brand war.
Droford
04-13-2009, 07:44 PM
Im looking forward to the chance that I might get a Lockdown ad from Directv. That would be awesome.
I got one on Comcast last week, lol.
Also see a shit-ton of UFC ads, and other MMA stuff.
Don't see many indy feds anymore.
Good evening ladies and germs
This thread just got a bit more Juan.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:48 PM
A bit? A BIT!!!!
THIS THREAD JUST GOT MOTHER FUCKIN' JUAN UP IN THIS BITCH!!!!!
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:48 PM
I hate NCIS.
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 07:48 PM
I'm gonna be missing a good episode of House P.I. tonight.
Better not disapoint me, Vince.
Good evening ladies and germs
Juan, you gonna be streaming RAW on your JTV page? Giggity?
I'm going to be recording a good episode of House PI while watching RAW.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:50 PM
Man, I just filed my taxes tonight. After Raw I'm picking up the paper work. I'm glad Raw starts an hour early, and not ending an hour late.
*EDIT- SCOPE OUT THE TIME!*
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:50 PM
I FEEL THERE'S A DRAFT IN HERE TONIGHT
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:51 PM
HERE COMES THE DRAFT, COLE
Cena fans go to bed at 11:06 sharp.
I need to draft up some plans.
I think I did that wrong.
For some reason I feel the need to say "brb" because I'm going to grab a snack.
Here goes.
BRB.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:52 PM
VINTAGE DRAFT!!!!
http://geology.rockbandit.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/beer.jpg
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:52 PM
WHAT CUM GARGLING, THAT'S VINTAGE YOUR MOTHER
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 07:53 PM
Nah, I lost it :(
Xerzes
04-13-2009, 07:53 PM
I am awesome. Raw..might be. And Jabba is a dick.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:53 PM
....I could go for a vintage draft right now... But I have a Mr. Pibb already open.
I drink Mr. Pibb. It doesn't pretend to be a doctor, unlike some other sodas.
THE SWAG VS CENA!!!!
Juan, you gonna be streaming RAW on your JTV page? Giggity?
I wish I was, but unfortunately I can't a afford a video capture card right now :(
I am back.
I am looking forward to the draft. Know why?
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA SHAKE THINGS UP AGAIN!
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Okay NCIS isn't that bad. It's better than CSI New York, but not as good as CSI Las VEgas.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 07:59 PM
A REVOLUTION, BAH GAWD!!!
USA should go back to Walker: Texas Ranger as the lead in.
Here we go! WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME HISTORY TONIGHT, KING!
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 08:00 PM
I AM GOING TO BED AFTER THE FIRST PERSON IS DRAFTED
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:00 PM
I love this intro.
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:00 PM
I wonder if Steamboat gets drafted?
They need to do a draft where every match is a title match, essentially resetting the titles.
mike adamle
04-13-2009, 08:02 PM
vince gonna die tonight?
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:03 PM
VINTAGE SHANE!!!!
Edited Vince calling Batista 'Dave' out of the VP. Effort.
Jeritron
04-13-2009, 08:04 PM
NOT THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoaaaa we never give up.
Whoaaaa we never give up.
Whoaaaa we never give up.
I just wanna be, wanna be loved
Way to kill 5 mins
I have a feeling we're going to see an awful lot of feud promos and recaps tonight.
ron the dial
04-13-2009, 08:04 PM
WASSUP BITCHES
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:04 PM
And here we go.
Evening folks.
RatedGSuperstar
04-13-2009, 08:04 PM
I JUST WANNA BE WANNA BE LOVED
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:05 PM
Three announce teams... How about they just take Cole, Striker, and Ross for this. One from each brand.
Xerzes
04-13-2009, 08:05 PM
King's shirt is just hideous.
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:05 PM
Oh goodie, the retarded winner of the match gets a draft pick for their show rule again
Fox is happy for the Grish.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:06 PM
Put Striker on Raw. I love this guy.
Whaaaaaat Josh Matthews is still under contract?
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:06 PM
Somebody's table is gonna get busted tonight.
Pretty sure I'm going to be using my sig a lot tonight.
Cena vs Swagger holy shit
Linkbowler
04-13-2009, 08:06 PM
5 bucks on Swagger.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:06 PM
Cena v. Swagger. Suhweeeet
LOL, Swagger's gonna get squashed.
Gee, I wonder if Cena might win
ron the dial
04-13-2009, 08:06 PM
cena vs. swagger. nice.
Supreme Olajuwon
04-13-2009, 08:06 PM
was just about to point out that Josh Matthews looks like a baller in that suit and then his nose started bleeding LOL
Swagger is gonna get squashed tonight.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:07 PM
I didn't miss his little dance.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:07 PM
HE GOT IT RIGHT
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:07 PM
Up, Up, Down, Down, Right, Left, Start.
Batista opens show cheat enabled.
Jeritron
04-13-2009, 08:07 PM
I want Cole to scream NOT THIS WAYYYYYYY if he gets drafted back to Smackdown
Holy shit, I just rewound and Josh Matthews' nose was bleeding, lol.
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:07 PM
Swagger wins and ECW will get Dolph Ziggler and Kung Fu-naki
was just about to point out that Josh Matthews looks like a baller in that suit and then his nose started bleeding LOL
LOL I had to rewind to see that, classic
Holy shit, I just rewound and Josh Matthews' nose was bleeding, lol.
He's nervous.
Even more stretching for time.......
Vintage nervous bloody nose.
Linkbowler
04-13-2009, 08:08 PM
Josh's wound is still healing from when Tim White shot him.
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:08 PM
So long since the Animal was on RAW = 1 week?
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:08 PM
..................................................I'VE SEEN AN OLD SCHOOL UNDERTAKER INTRO GET OVER FASTER THAN THAT!!!
Aw shit, now Big Dave's gonna talk.
Batista is winded already
I heard Batista a whole fleshlight.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:09 PM
Vintage me not giving a shit about this guy.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:09 PM
Wow I didn't miss this crap at all
Linkbowler
04-13-2009, 08:09 PM
What brand is Mic Skills on, because Batista's doing the job.
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:10 PM
Four months? Maybe Orton should have put some extra umph into that kick.
Yet another fucking stretched video package.
ron the dial
04-13-2009, 08:10 PM
i really haven't missed this guy. i hope that changes.
lol what the hell was that kid yelling?
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:10 PM
Orton and Company... They just didn't want to say Manu.
Xerzes
04-13-2009, 08:10 PM
That small child is really loud.
lol what? They showed pics of him on WWE.com when he had surgery on his hamstring
ron the dial
04-13-2009, 08:10 PM
AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
Londoner
04-13-2009, 08:10 PM
lol@the kid shouting out.Other than that this crowd is dead.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:11 PM
NO MORE WAITING
lol what? They showed pics of him on WWE.com when he had surgery on his hamstring
They explained it by saying he took the time off he got from the kick to get it fixed.
I think.
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:11 PM
You would think the worst part would be not main eventing WM like he was supposed to.
Supreme Olajuwon
04-13-2009, 08:11 PM
stop being a little PUNK
ooooooooooooo them's fightin words
St. Jimmy
04-13-2009, 08:11 PM
WAITING... for this promo to be over.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:11 PM
SHANE
This is going to be one looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong RAW.
Nice to see Dave's promos are still as colourful and charismatic as ever
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:12 PM
RAW vs McMahons
Shane wins and they draft a new member to the McMahon family..!
Well, at least Shane can talk.
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:13 PM
Orton & Co. gotta win battle this week.
Obviously Shane has never seen Vince versus Stephanie at No Mercy 2003.
DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
"NO! I want to get my hands on Randy Orton!"
Linkbowler
04-13-2009, 08:14 PM
Let's draft the non-spinning spinner belt to the trash can brand.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:14 PM
...........So what? Triple Threat match, winner gets Orton?
St. Jimmy
04-13-2009, 08:14 PM
looking at that belt from the side it's fucking EPIC
Why are they all in ring gear?
This should be a clothed promo.
HHH: "This is all about me, even though it started before Orton won the Rumble."
Vintage Egomaniac.
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 08:14 PM
FFS DRAFT SOMEONE YOU GAYLORDS
screech
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
So Dave gets his first name back, eh?
Londoner
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
Ok we get the picture HHH
LOL, the crowd is miked for some reason.
"HEY TRIPLE H.... SUCK IT!"
RatedGSuperstar
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
Orton tried to take out Steph?
That RKO and DDT made it seem like he did, Hunter.
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
Is Shane wearing a HHH shirt under his jersey>
Londoner
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
oh ffs
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THIS KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xerzes
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
EXCUSE ME
Loose Cannon
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
LOL @ Zen
"Hey HHH......SUCK IT"
St. Jimmy
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
LOL HEAT
Linkbowler
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
EXCUSE ME!
screech
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
FFS DRAFT SOMEONE YOU GAYLORDS
lol gaylords
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:15 PM
*ahem*
EXCUSE ME!!
Who's the guy with Vickie? Some OVW kid?
This is a terrible promo.
ron the dial
04-13-2009, 08:16 PM
god damn this bitch
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:16 PM
draft Chavo back to SD so she'll have to get one of those motorized wheelchairs.
Why is she reconfirming everything we already know?
Is Shane wearing a HHH shirt under his jersey>
He's HHH's biggest fan, aside from Eugene.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:16 PM
The shuffle had saved this segment.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:17 PM
This is a terrible porno.
Linkbowler
04-13-2009, 08:17 PM
Mike Adamle > Vickie Guerrero
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 08:17 PM
lol, best wheel her back out in 10 mins to re-pronounce his name
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:17 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Randy Orton doesn't need a night off.
Londoner
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
Why is she reconfirming everything we already know?
Thats what annoys me most about wrestling these days. Too much time wasted.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
Mike Adamle > Vickie Guerrero
:y:
Jeritron
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
I smell a rat
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Randy Orton doesn't need a night off.
He does. I heard he had an epic bout with Stephs handbag just last night.
Thats what annoys me most about wrestling these days. Too much time wasted.
Watch, we'll come back from the break and get a video package about what just happened.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
BORNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18 minute opening segment which could have been done in ten. Max.
Londoner
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
oooh, evan v rey should be decent
Linkbowler
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
AWESOME
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:19 PM
Rey vs Bourne?
sounds fun
Bourne/Rey should be hottt
RatedGSuperstar
04-13-2009, 08:19 PM
Raw vs. ECW...I wonder who's winning.
Watch Mysterio/Bourne get like 5 minutes because that opening promo took so long.
I hope it's the random generator this year.
VICKIE: "Randy Or-unh."
Randy Or-un.
RANDY ORN
lol
I am tired of this WoW commercial.
thedamndest
04-13-2009, 08:20 PM
8:18noobatron:<wbr>lol who is randy ororon. vickie is retarded. i hope she queefs on chavo later and we get to see an upskirt wheelchair view of her snatch.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:20 PM
"Well maybe you're the one ridding the (bleep)ing crazy train!"
It's pretty sad when the ads have a sharper edge than the show.
RGWhat316
04-13-2009, 08:20 PM
So everybody wants revenge on Orton, this would work so much better if he was champion.
Droford
04-13-2009, 08:21 PM
Raw vs. ECW...I wonder who's winning.
Watch Mysterio/Bourne get like 5 minutes because that opening promo took so long.
ECW so they can get Santino.
Xerzes
04-13-2009, 08:21 PM
Fuck an oven.
RGWhat316
04-13-2009, 08:22 PM
Matt Sy...Evan Bourne time!
screech
04-13-2009, 08:22 PM
I am not a fan of Lillian's announcing, but she is some eye candy.
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:22 PM
BOOYAKA! I'M GOING BYE-BYE!
RatedGSuperstar
04-13-2009, 08:23 PM
Rey Mysterio joined the Hart Foundation, apparently.
Jeritron
04-13-2009, 08:23 PM
This should be a fun match
Xerzes
04-13-2009, 08:23 PM
That shirt is mad at me.
Mysterio repping the Hart Foundation colors again.
Londoner
04-13-2009, 08:23 PM
I am not a fan of Lillian's announcing, but she is some eye candy.
exactly my thoughts.
Love bournes theme.
St. Jimmy
04-13-2009, 08:23 PM
EVAN BOURING
Bourne has a sweet intro on his music.
thedamndest
04-13-2009, 08:24 PM
If you look it up in the dictionary "Bourne" means carried.
I'm glad they brought back the midget division.
Triple Naitch
04-13-2009, 08:24 PM
Evening, gents.
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:24 PM
Hope Mike Knox shows up. :roll:
How the fuck is that a pin? Counting that move would be ridiculous.
Nice bump into the barricade from Bourne.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:25 PM
Evening, gents.
:wave:
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 08:25 PM
GODDAMN FINISH THE MATCH AND DRAFT SOMEONE. FUCK.
"Puroresu"
The sound of a million WWE fans scratching their heads echoed around the world
How the fuck is that a pin? Counting that move would be ridiculous.
Both shoulders are on the mat, so it's a pin.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:26 PM
Rey needs to go back to wearing the full masks. His current crop looks like shit.
Both shoulders are on the mat, so it's a pin.
No one was on top of anyone. They were barely touching.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:26 PM
"Puroresu"
The sound of a million WWE fans scratching their heads echoed around the world
:lol:
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:26 PM
I need to watch ECW, just for the commentary.
#BROKEN Hasney
04-13-2009, 08:26 PM
"Puroresu"
The sound of a million WWE fans scratching their heads echoed around the world
lol, Josh say that by any chance? :heart:
That moonsault is beautiful
Rey needs to go back to wearing the full masks. His current crop looks like shit.
It looks like he gets his masks from the halloween stores now.
lol, Josh say that by any chance? :heart:
Striker :D
This is as close to a Cruiserweight Title match we're going to get in the current state of the WWE.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:27 PM
That splash sucks.
ron the dial
04-13-2009, 08:27 PM
well that was anticlimactic
Triple Naitch
04-13-2009, 08:27 PM
My money's on Bourne going to Raw.
ClockShot
04-13-2009, 08:28 PM
Wow. Lame.
Xerzes
04-13-2009, 08:28 PM
Show me Bourne to Raw.
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:28 PM
Evan made Rey look good.
lol Bourne practically got squashed
FourFifty
04-13-2009, 08:28 PM
COME ON SWOG!!!
Londoner
04-13-2009, 08:28 PM
Well, that could've been longer. Gotta have crap extended promo's instead though i suppose.
screech
04-13-2009, 08:28 PM
MVP!
No one was on top of anyone. They were barely touching.
True, but the same could be argued about Ric Flair pinning someone with the Figure Four, yet that is always counted by the referee. I think any contact and shoulder's on the mat equals pin. Kind of stupid, but it's pro wrestling.
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