Official RAW Thread for 11/23/09 - Chat's back, bitches.

[Londoner]

lololololololololol

[screech]

WHAAA...?

[Juan]

lol the Gooker

[ClockShot]

THE GOOKER!

[parkmania]

Gooker Time!

[RatedGSuperstar]

I would kill for a "boring" chant.

[Jannettyzilla]

Jesse had an Abaraxas shirt on in one of those SNME 2-shots.... That's an Amsterdam Coffee Shop! Hence the high references I suppose.

...or a movie he starred in.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4826/abraxas1.jpg

[Ermaximus]

ROFL THE GOBBLEDY GOOKER!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: The Gooker

[screech]

Wouldn't be a WWE Films production if it wasn't a) horrible and b) straight to DVD.

Behind Enemy Lines III was decent.

[LuigiD]

That has to be Santino.

[parkmania]

So isn't it about time for the winter half-season of Burn Notice???

[ClockShot]

Starts in January.

[Ermaximus]

...or a movie he starred in.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4826/abraxas1.jpg

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/10/91/75/10917597_gal.jpg

[parkmania]

BTW, is it me or is it sad that tonight's Raw already has more pages than last night's "Big Four PPV"?

[Juan]

I bet Santino is in the Gooker costume

[Ermaximus]

That has to be Santino.

I can see that being true.

[ClockShot]

MEAN GENE.............BROTHER!

[Jannettyzilla]

Well, three Guerreros on Raw this week.

[parkmania]

Tatanka's last music!

[ClockShot]

Tatanka's theme. Figures.

[Ermaximus]

Tatanka's music? Man, they got my hopes up for a second there.

[Juan]

lol whoever booked this segment should be shot

[Hanso Amore]

wtf

[Innovator]

TATANKA

[Jannettyzilla]

Skirted Mickie, at least. :naughty:

[RatedGSuperstar]

I love that Tatanka theme. Too bad he's not a second guest timekeeper or something.

[Innovator]

wow mickie

[Londoner]

'couldnt he have used his beak' :D :D

[Ermaximus]

I love that Tatanka theme. Too bad he's not a second guest timekeeper or something.

You are on a roll tonight sir.

[parkmania]

So, Indian Indian is wearing tennis shoes, and Roastahontas is barefoot???

[Jannettyzilla]

Although, I do see why she wears pants now....

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'd stuff Mickie's turkey any day. :naughty:

[ClockShot]

Mercy.

[Londoner]

oh a quick finish

[TheFallenOneX]

Wow are you serious that was actually a match

[Hanso Amore]

How pissed would people be had t he Indians been heels and lost?

[Ermaximus]

What a wasted segment.

[Londoner]

I'd stuff Mickie's turkey any day. :naughty:

lol

[Hanso Amore]

Gooker is Maryse calling it

[Innovator]

CMON

no one busts out the tatanka/chief jay war dance?

[TheFallenOneX]

legs are to small to be Santino

[Hanso Amore]

CALLED IT

[Ermaximus]

MARYSE!

[Innovator]

MARYSE IS THE GOOKER

[parkmania]

Shocker!

[Jannettyzilla]

Maryse Gooker? :shifty:

[Juan]

LOL MARYSE YES

[TheFallenOneX]

WHO ARE YOU!!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

MARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSE :love:

[Londoner]

well thats dissapointing

[RatedGSuperstar]

IT'S MAURICE!

[Hanso Amore]

Saw them legs and knew it was a chick...

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Bad knees Maryse returns. Whatever.

[Triple Naitch]

Aw I love her so much.

[parkmania]

Wait, I can't get out of the suit!

Can we start over?



We're live, buddy!

[Hanso Amore]

I demand rep from you all...I called that shit

[TheFallenOneX]

ya know if you take out the flashbacks and the wasted Divas segment this could have been a two hour show

[jerichoholicninja]

Maryse being hot is the only thing that made that watchable.

[Jannettyzilla]

Love the "I'm stalling because I didn't read the script" interview by Melina. :rofl:

[Ermaximus]

Hanso, done and done.

FallenOne, it's a 3 hour Raw.

[parkmania]

Hart Dynasty vs. Legacy to see who the better "2nd Generation" team is.


BOOK IT!

[RawRocks]

New Houston 14 Old Houston 7 - 2nd

[parkmania]

ya know if you take out the stupid shit this could have been a two minute show

Fixed.

[Londoner]

forgot about nfl

[parkmania]

Great line: "Only one ninja was harmed in the making of this film. The rest of them were killed."

[ClockShot]

Old Oilers - 7 New Oilers - 14. 2:00 warning in the 2nd.

[Londoner]

gawd this raw theme is so much better than the previous shite

[Juan]

this should be good

[ClockShot]

Who is the most interesting man in the world? And what makes him so interesting?

[parkmania]

Please work as a team tonight so we don't have to sit through HHH vs. HBK Part 946.

[TheFallenOneX]

So think Shawn is gonna get Pedigreed

[ClockShot]

Are you ready.............TO GET SUED?!

[Ermaximus]

Natalya being on Raw will make up for that shit divas segment for me.

[Londoner]

Please work as a team tonight so we don't have to sit through HHH vs. HBK Part 946.

thought it was part 947? my bad if not

[Londoner]

for some reason must've lost count along the way

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'm thinking superkick to HHH again tonight and HBM reasons "last night... was for the world title, tonight... was because I can"

[RawRocks]

Who is the most interesting man in the world? And what makes him so interesting?

I wondered that myself.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Wait, n/m forgot about the Swog thing bs for next week. Woulda been awesome though.

[TheFallenOneX]

Ending for this match Tyson kid will tap to the Sharpshooter place on by HBK

[RatedGSuperstar]

Something about those pink highlights makes me think Nattie's one kinky ho.

[ClockShot]

Think Natalya knows her father's working for the other team?

[Londoner]

Something about those pink highlights makes me think Nattie's one kinky ho.

ya

[RawRocks]

Lime Green vs Pure Pink .. any more neon colors left in the Crayola box?

[ClockShot]

I like Electric Blue myself.

[TheFallenOneX]

Tyson Kidd is the king of facial expressions and yelling on every move

[TheFallenOneX]

I like Electric Blue myself.


Well then we can only hope Glacier makes his triumphant return tonight

[parkmania]

Lime Green vs Pure Pink .. any more neon colors left in the Crayola box?

Seamus's Ultra-Bright White.

[Londoner]

HHH, coem up with some new moves you boring git

[Ermaximus]

Of course.

[ClockShot]

Bummer. I expected that to go a bit longer.

[parkmania]

No credit given to Harts in that match.

[Londoner]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ermaximus]

This just got better.

[parkmania]

Sigh, knew that was coming.

[parkmania]

Hunter, noone does a cheap pop as good as Mick Foley - ESPECIALLY you.

[ClockShot]

I know the table and ladder matches. Never heard of a chair match.

[Londoner]

THANK U JERICHO

ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH

[Ermaximus]

I know the table and ladder matches. Never heard of a chair match.

Ditto.

[parkmania]

I know the table and ladder matches. Never heard of a chair match.

Musical Chairs???

[TheFallenOneX]

I am the best in the world in getting hit in the head with a glowstick

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing promo by Jericho

[Londoner]

Ditto.

REVOLUTIONARY RAW INNIT

[jerichoholicninja]

You know I've always wondered if HHH and HBK were ever tag champs. I didn't think they were and Chris has just confirmed.

[Londoner]

Btw i'lld be flattered to be in a crowd that jericho insults.

[Jannettyzilla]

"As long as I have these titles, you never will!"

That's the best Jericho's got???? What???

[parkmania]

The extended version of the SvR 2010 commercial is so much better.

[RawRocks]

aside from the diva garbage, this has been a great Raw

[screech]

I know the table and ladder matches. Never heard of a chair match.

ALL CON-CHAIR-TOS ALL DAY

[TheFallenOneX]

"As long as I have these titles, you never will!"

That's the best Jericho's got???? What???


E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EVER

[screech]

That was a text I just got from someone after asking what a chair match could be.

[Fabien Barthez]

Bit sick of Jericho cutting the same promo over and over.

[ClockShot]

Rey's still alive?

[Ermaximus]

Anyone who didn't see that coming is a dumbass.

[TheFallenOneX]

is it me or has the crowd been cold all night

[Ermaximus]

Unless they didn't see the PPV.

[ClockShot]

Nice Harley jacket Bats' in wearing.

[Londoner]

great promo by batista

[Ermaximus]

Um Bats the only Smackdown guy in the battle royal is R-Truth so I'm sure it's safe to say a Raw guy is winning.

[RawRocks]

they are making it out to where all the big stars are upset about the battle royal.. awesome

[The Fraze]

Kane is worthless. I can't take him seriously as any kind of threat.

[Fabien Barthez]

What the fuck was that? Batista should have kicked fuck out of him to get him over for a Taker match. It's not like Kane needs to save face.

[Londoner]

Kane is worthless. I can't take him seriously as any kind of threat.

me neither

[Londoner]

What the fuck was that? Batista should have kicked fuck out of him to get him over for a Taker match. It's not like Kane needs to save face.

It was a heel showing a typical heel attitude towards a confrontation, you should be used to it by now.

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[parkmania]

Brooklyn! Brooklyn!

[The Fraze]

I'm actually a Batista mark. Despite how unpopular that probably makes me.

[Fabien Barthez]

But it killed momentum and got nobody over. That isn't the norm.

[Londoner]

I'm actually a Batista mark. Despite how unpopular that probably makes me.

I'm a mark of his for now, with the way he's being booked.

[RatedGSuperstar]

IT'S A NEEEEEEEEEEEEW DAAAAAAAAAAY!

[RawRocks]

Come on Legacy!

[parkmania]

So Legacy wins to set up the possibilty of a face turn by Teddy during the battle royal.

[The Fraze]

But it killed momentum and got nobody over. That isn't the norm.

Sure it is. What WWE show(s) have you been watching? I can't remember the last time a WWE heel didn't walk away from an in-ring confrontation after a promo.

[Ermaximus]

Cody's Zelda boots. :D

[Londoner]

2 smackdown guys lol

[jerichoholicninja]

I really can't see any of these guys winning besides Orton. Kofi maybe.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Only having one SD guy in there is so fucking stupid. Couldn't have given Drew McIntyre a quick squash or something?</font>

[CSL]

So Legacy wins to set up the possibilty of a face turn by Teddy during the battle royal.

lol every single show

[RatedGSuperstar]

Jeff Hardy: My Life, My Rules, My Prison Sentence

[Fabien Barthez]

Sure it is. What WWE show(s) have you been watching? I can't remember the last time a WWE heel didn't walk away from an in-ring confrontation after a promo.

But it usually get's the face over, and that didn't really. It did nothing for Kane at all. Unless of course they have a match at Smackdown, in which case it would all make sence.

[Ermaximus]

2 smackdown guys lol

I only see 1. R-Truth.

[Londoner]

<font color=goldenrod>Only having one SD guy in there is so fucking stupid. Couldn't have given Drew McIntyre a quick squash or something?</font>

oh forgot, mvps raw isnt he?

[Fabien Barthez]

<font color=goldenrod>Only having one SD guy in there is so fucking stupid. Couldn't have given Drew McIntyre a quick squash or something?</font>

What I thought. He would only be filler though, this is surely going to be one of Legacy or Kofi.

[Ermaximus]

So basically this is Team Kofi minus Christian vs Team Orton minus Punk and Regal but Sheamus substituted in for 1 of them.

[Fabien Barthez]

yeah, basically. :roll:

[TheFallenOneX]

The signing of the contract happens right after the mathc huh, so after Kofi elimates Orton and goes to sign the contract Orton gets back in the ring and signs the contract first, and of course by WWE rules we will have to have a Cena orton, Kofi triple threat

[Londoner]

this is a rather long pause waiting for raw to start and no ads....

[Fabien Barthez]

Sort your act out, Sky.

[Ermaximus]

Also, WTF at no Miz/Morrison match?

[owenbrown]

XERO!

[Londoner]

finally

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Gail Kim :love:

[Triple Naitch]

Gonna go out on a limb and say Ted DiBiase wins.

[Fabien Barthez]

Ah, Bat/Kane on SD. There you bloody go then.

[Londoner]

both them pies gonna be slammed into santino

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol I crave the breast.

[TheFallenOneX]

Santino=RATINGS GOLD

[Londoner]

shock horror

[Fabien Barthez]

Also, WTF at no Miz/Morrison match?

Miz is on Superstars.

[The Fraze]

Santino was so amazing as a heel.

[RawRocks]

Gold Segment

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Eve :love:

[ClockShot]

Bella Bella are bangin bangin yet again.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LMAO!

[Londoner]

haha@vickie

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Awesome segment.

[jerichoholicninja]

I feel ashamed that I laughed out loud (not lol'ed) when Vicki got hit in the face.

[Ermaximus]

Hahaha Vickie earned that.

[Londoner]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

[CSL]

OH SHIT THE BODY ON COMMENTARY

[Savio]

that was a great segment? really?

[Ermaximus]

Miz is on Superstars.

:-\

[Fabien Barthez]

Crowd is dead.

[Johnny Vegas]

Santino is the god damn man..no questions asked

[HeartBreakMan2k]

that was a great segment? really?

Yes, really. It was fun and mindless which is fine every now and again. Was awesome.

[Londoner]

uh oh he said world wrestling federation

[parkmania]

that was a great segment? really?

Please stop with the "Really?" It's already more annoying than "What?" ever was.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

BOW TIE!

[Londoner]

old-school theme LOL

[Ermaximus]

At least this match will be called well.

[parkmania]

"Obsession" is Vince's new theme music????

[ClockShot]

Obsession...................awkward theme music.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Between the music, the bow tie, the tux, and the strut it's just an amazing combination.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Would've preferred Miz and Morrison in the battle royal instead of Sheamus and Truth, to be honest, but I'm still excited for this.

[CSL]

Check out Vince's threads!

I'm delighted I tuned into the last half hour of this show just because of Vince and Body in the booth

[CSL]

If Vince says 'Oooh my!' once, I'm gonna flip

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's a battle royal so now "1! 2! He's go... no.. no" :(

[TheFallenOneX]

I wish Vince would be wearing the blue tux

[Londoner]

the strut was great

[Theo Dious]

This is so fucking awesome.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And no Shawn Michaels so no "THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS BEEN REALIZED!"

[Emperor Smeat]

The strut would look good regardless of the song they pick for him.

[CSL]

lol has the crowd been so utterly non-existant for the whole show?

[parkmania]

Nah, Vince in the gold jacket is where it's at...

[Savio]

Please stop with the "Really?" It's already more annoying than "What?" ever was.
I'm sorry I did not know it was a catch phrase :?:

[TheFallenOneX]

Wonder who will be yelling in Vince's headphones now

[Fabien Barthez]

Whats Vince and Jesse's relationship like these days?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Vince has to go "THERE HE GOES! tHERE HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE... no, no... he's back in" to compensate for the lack of counting.

[parkmania]

I'm sorry I did not know it was a catch phrase :?:

Miz is trying to turn it into one after Sharon Osborne said it to him a bunch of times.

[Ermaximus]

"Randy could do it Jessie. He's got him UPPPPPP and no."

[Londoner]

lmao

[TheFallenOneX]

SHUT UP MCMAHON

[RatedGSuperstar]

LOL, Kofi and Orton the only ones to get intros. I wonder who the Final Two are going to be.

[CSL]

lol 'shut up McMahon'

[Ermaximus]

K so I'm calling it now. Truth gets tossed first for being the only non Raw guy.

[ClockShot]

Race war pt. 2

[Savio]

what was orton doing?

[CSL]

Check out the brothers watching the brother get done over

[TheFallenOneX]

I don't think anyone can see Sheamus

[parkmania]

How long until Jesse mentions Orton and Legacy working as a "cohesive unit"?

[Londoner]

why is sheamus so goddamn white, its weird

[RatedGSuperstar]

lol has the crowd been so utterly non-existant for the whole show?

Could be wrong, but this could be the 4th hour of wrestling they're watching counting Superstars tapings and everything. They're probably burnt out, but yeah, they've been pretty bad past the first hour. I think the reactions in the Punk/Cena match were the loudest of the night, and it was downhill from there.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol

Jess: "I became a govenor, what did you end up becoming?"
Vince: "A billionaire"

[Savio]

Besides orton none of these men had a chance to become a world champ

Mark Henry was a world champ

[CSL]

They've been commentating/going back and forth for about 90 seconds and I already never wanna hear Michael Cole's voice ever again

[RatedGSuperstar]

"OVER THE TOPnonono..." :D

[Londoner]

been a good show regardless of this stupid crowd

[ClockShot]

Sheamus and Orton are just chillin'.

[Londoner]

bye bye weirdo smackdown guy

[CSL]

Killings gone first, shocker

[LuigiD]

LOL at Ventura
"Has he never seen the sun?"

[CSL]

Sheamus O'Shaugnessy, the black guy killa

[Londoner]

lol@ henrys slow bounce off the ropes

[Ermaximus]

Hmmm.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Shemus basically took out all the black wrestlers except Kofi

[HeartBreakMan2k]

"OVER THE TOPnonono..." :D

:D!

[CSL]

Orton's boot to Sheamus's face looked brutal

[RawRocks]

YES YES YES YES YES Randy is out but give me some shades... Sheamus blinds me

[Ermaximus]

Ya know. Fuck it.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So Sheamus is being fed to Cena...great...</font>

[jerichoholicninja]

Holy Fucking Shameus!!!

[Londoner]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Juan]

wooo Sheamus!

[parkmania]

Sheamus?!?!?!

[LuigiD]

LOL at Ventura calling Cheney a coward.
HOLY SHIT! SHEAMUS WON?!?!

[Fabien Barthez]

Well, No way.

[CSL]

So Sheamus is gonna win and we'll get Kofi/Orton?

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, they're actually doing this.

[ClockShot]

Sheamus vs. Cena at TLC.

Yeah okay.

[Ermaximus]

Why? Why? Why? Sheamus vs Cena in a TLC match? No just fuck that.

[CSL]

Ah

[dronepool]

Ugh.. Sheamus sucks.

[Londoner]

Why? Why? Why? Sheamus vs Cena in a TLC match? No just fuck that.

How the hell can they possibly build that up?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Having a hard time thinking of a bigger mismatch than HHH/Kozlov at Survivor Series last year before Edge got involved.

[Emperor Smeat]

Well if Sheamus current gimmick starts to fail a bit, he can always start the "hate minority wrestlers" gimmick since that's all he eliminated today.

[ClockShot]

And an on the spot contract signing. Cool.

[Johnny Vegas]

Jesse is gold on commentary btw

[Juan]

<font color=goldenrod>So Sheamus is being fed to Cena...great...</font>

I don't think anyone was expecting the winner of the Battle Royal to beat Cena.

[CSL]

Makes perfect sense, they get a few weeks to build him, try him out on a PPV that's gonna have other high profile matches on (notably WHC, Kofi/Orton), they can put it on in the middle of the card and see how the response is and if Sheamus 'steps up'

[TheFallenOneX]

Cena vs Sheamus, 2 men 6 moves total