Official RAW Thread for 11/23/09 - Chat's back, bitches.

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (chat only): http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy/old

Yes, it's slightly early today because I'm going out for a bit before RAW.

[screech]

My thread last week really brought the ratings :y:

[Xero]

Those ratings were because I was AT RAW, duh. :roll:

[Xero]

Thanks for covering BTW. :kiss:

[screech]

Those ratings were because I was AT RAW, duh. :roll:

And Hogan got big money for the ratings decline during the NBA Playoffs when he wasn't there. Worked for him, it'll work for me :D

[Xero]

Touche.

[parkmania]

Not at home to watch until a little bit after 9. Only one VCR, Heroes on at same time as Raw. Quite the dilemma. I might have to try and remember that G4 shows Heroes tomorrow night - Opposite ECW.

[CSL]

Does this start an hour earlier or finish an hour later?

[Xero]

Oh shit forgot it was three hours. LOL I need to get my dinner.

[Cool King]

Does this start an hour earlier or finish an hour later?

Starts at 1AM tonight, finishes at 4AM.

[Londoner]

Why the early start tonight? Is it cause its a thanksgiving raw or something? I'll be watchin anyhow.

[parkmania]

3 hour show, TL.

[Cool King]

Why the early start tonight? Is it cause its a thanksgiving raw or something? I'll be watchin anyhow.

Yeah, it's a Thanksgiving special tonight.

"A Raw Thanksgiving".

[Inadequacy]

Yeah, it's a Thanksgiving special tonight.

"A Raw Thanksgiving".

Sounds like a recipe for salmonella poisoning

[Xero]

Sounds like a recipe for santinomarella poisoning

[Inadequacy]

yes please

[Loose Cannon]

I will probably watch tonight as it's kind of the unofficial start of the Road to Wrestlemania.

[SammyG]

Does anyone have a video if HBK Sweet chin music-ing HHH at the beginning of the bell? Didn't catch any of SS, but I wanna see just that.

[Xero]

lol Sammy. Why are you wanting to watch wrestling?

[SammyG]

nvm found it

[SammyG]

I don't wanna watch the whole match. I wanted to see the SCM, pretty sweet how they did that.

[Xero]

lol hypocrite

[Ermaximus]

Ok Screech my boy, your color commentator has arrived. Let's have a great 3 hour Raw shall we?

[Droford]

I will probably watch tonight as it's kind of the unofficial start of the Road to Wrestlemania.
The Road to WM keeps starting earlier and earlier every year.

[Xero]

Like Urkle!

[Ermaximus]

Like Urkel!

:p

[Londoner]

3 hour show, TL.

Yeah, i know, probably should've said 'why is it 3 hours'. Nevermind. :cool:

[ClockShot]

If Cena didn't walk out at champ, I bet this RAW would be awesome. Instead, it's gonna be a 3 hour victory lap.

*yawn* Atleast House is on during the 1st hour. Might watch that and jump in at 9.

[Ermaximus]

May watch Heroes from 8-9 myself.

[screech]

Ok Screech my boy, your color commentator has arrived. Let's have a great 3 hour Raw shall we?

Gonna be in and out tonight as I am writing a nice ten pager.

[Ermaximus]

Well shit fuck Screech. Solo Raw?

[Ermaximus]

Woah. Punk vs Cena? Has slight potential.

[Londoner]

Cena v punk eh

[Londoner]

nice interruption :D

[ClockShot]

Shit. I had my air guitar ready for The Body's theme.

[Ermaximus]

Oh so this is why Raw is 3 hours. Got it.

[Londoner]

*applauds orton*:D

[ClockShot]

Yeah. I missin' Orton with that belt now.

[Londoner]

nice theme

[Ermaximus]

Why are they calling him the Governer? He hasn't been the governer in years.

[Londoner]

WELL FUCKING SAID VENTURA

[Ermaximus]

KOFI FUCKING KINGSTON VS JOHN CENA AT TLC.

[ClockShot]

I'm liking this.

[Londoner]

KOFI FUCKING KINGSTON VS JOHN CENA AT TLC.

GOOD CALL

[Jannettyzilla]

Damn. Good start.

[Ermaximus]

Now there is a thought. I like this idea.

[CSL]

Going in the bath, gonna watch TUF and Dexter instead of this. Watch this be a very good show now

[Triple Naitch]

This is pretty awesome.

[Londoner]

best guest host ever

[Londoner]

hart dynasty v dx :eek:

[Ermaximus]

YES! Hart Dynasty vs DX!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love Randy's facial expressions.

[ClockShot]

DX vs. Hart Dynasty. That got bad blood written all over it.

[Londoner]

kofi!

[Ermaximus]

There's your winner tonight.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hart Dynasty about to be put over big time just by being in the ring with DX and the history behind just the name sakes.

[Ermaximus]

Battle Royal=Miz, Sheamus, MVP, Kofi, Bourne, Legacy, Mark Henry, and for shits and giggles Santino.

[Jannettyzilla]

Hart Dynasty about to be put over big time just by being in the ring with DX and the history behind just the name sakes.

Yup. Hell, I think they'll give 'em a win.

[Ermaximus]

Nevermind my last post.

[Londoner]

kofi v ziggler, this should be good!

[Ermaximus]

WTF? No ECW guys can be involved? Fuck that.

[TheFallenOneX]

DX vs hart dynasty anyone else smell a hershey PA screw job

[Jannettyzilla]

Battle Royal=Miz, Sheamus, MVP, Kofi, Bourne, Legacy, Mark Henry, and for shits and giggles Santino.

I gotta think McIntyre, Morrison, and Swagger will be in there.

EDIT: Nevermind.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL ECW ignored again</font>

[Ermaximus]

I gotta think McIntyre, Morrison, and Swagger will be in there.
Yea I thought it would be just Raw guys hence why I said forget that post.

[Londoner]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL ECW ignored again</font>

Well that's something new.

:shifty:

[Ermaximus]

Where's your green and white jumpsuit Nicky?

[Jannettyzilla]

Do they still do the Ziggler introducing himself thing? Or are King and Cole just retarded?

[ClockShot]

Left it in the crate when he got back to OVW.

[Londoner]

1..2...3!

[Jannettyzilla]

Yea I thought it would be just Raw guys hence why I said forget that post.

Already forgotten.

[Ermaximus]

Ok we'll just edit this everytime a new guy gets in.

Battle Royal=Kofi, Sheamus, MVP, Mark Henry, R-Truth, Randy Orton, Rhodes, Dibiase

[Ermaximus]

Ratings!!!

[ClockShot]

That table's gonna get trashed sooner or later.

[Jannettyzilla]

I'm picking Drew McIntyre in an upset. He's getting this year's "undefeated" Kozlov-esque push.

(Plus, that'll give us Kofi/Orton TLC and a Cena/HHH/Michaels rematch at the PPV.)

[Ermaximus]

That table's gonna get trashed sooner or later.

As long as it's not a divas food fight match or some gay shit like that, I don't care.

[Ermaximus]

Ahh Borderlands DLC in 7 hours. :D

[Jannettyzilla]

That kick from Sheamus is the worst idea for a finisher ever.

[Ermaximus]

Ok Sheamus squash time. As if we didn't know he was going to be in the battle royal?

[TheFallenOneX]

FINLAY!!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

They so need to give Finlay a different theme so he could be taken seriously.

[Ermaximus]

So have they made it obvious enough that it's going to be predominatly Raw guys in the main event?

[ClockShot]

2 irishmen in 1 ring.

Oh boy...

[RawRocks]

Sheamus needs a tan

[Jannettyzilla]

Kinda wish Finlay would do his zombie gimmick from last year's SVR. He could pull it off.

[Londoner]

That kick from Sheamus is the worst idea for a finisher ever.

even worse than umaga's first finisher?

finlays getting buried

[Ermaximus]

Finlay, bring back you're I love to fight gimmick please.

[Jannettyzilla]

even worse than umaga's first finisher?
Wasn't around then....what'd he do?

That kick just looks so unnatural. Then again, so does Sheamus.

Oooh, Natalya on Raw. Rowwr.

[RawRocks]

"Sheamus is Whiter Than My Sign" :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[TheFallenOneX]

EXCUSE ME

[TheFallenOneX]

not enough power and influence to get Chavo over

[Ermaximus]

Go away.

[Ermaximus]

I hate Eric Escobar already.

[TheFallenOneX]

awesome segway Micheal Cole.......ASS

[Jannettyzilla]

Teddy Long needs to bring back Doom to take control of Smackdown.

[Jannettyzilla]

NO. Orton is not a conspiracy victim. There's only ONE conspiracy victim in the WWE.

Just no, Randy.

[ClockShot]

Where they got The Body set up? The basement?

[Ermaximus]

WTF? CENA before 9?

[TheFallenOneX]

WTF? CENA before 9?

It's a revolution

[HeartBreakMan2k]

WHOOOO! Is that the first time he's broke out the "Straight edge means I'm better than you" line?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I know he didn't do it for a while, i'm guessing he has but it's awesome to hear on Raw.

[Londoner]

lol, yes punk, we get it

[Londoner]

Wasn't around then....what'd he do?

That kick just looks so unnatural. Then again, so does Sheamus.

Oooh, Natalya on Raw. Rowwr.

basically he just used his finger to knock someone out,lol.

[Jannettyzilla]

LOL, Punk knows the secret to seeing John Cena. He's like WWE's Haley Joel Osment.

[Londoner]

That is the worst shirt EVER

[TheFallenOneX]

LOL, Punk knows the secret to seeing John Cena. He's like WWE's Haley Joel Osment.

I see overused people

[Londoner]

sometimes shirts look better on tv than in a pic, but that is just...awful.....

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

[TheFallenOneX]

I'M JOHN CENA SHIRT........AND I AM.............AWFUL

[RawRocks]

sometimes shirts look better on tv than in a pic, but that is just...awful.....

its actually a better looking shirt than that god awful green and yellow shit

[Jannettyzilla]

Dang, Punk's good.

[Ermaximus]

SuperCena away!!!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Totally forgot that this Raw started early.

I'm enjoying heel Punk, but the constant cracks of "LOL HE'S SUCH A NERD!! THANKSGIVING'S GOING TO BE BORING AT HIS HOUSE!" are getting a little old. Yeah, he's a heel, but that doesn't mean the message isn't a good one. Hate him for being preachy, not for staying off drugs.

[Jannettyzilla]

I'm enjoying heel Punk, but the constant cracks of "LOL HE'S SUCH A NERD!! THANKSGIVING'S GOING TO BE BORING AT HIS HOUSE!" are getting a little old. Yeah, he's a heel, but that doesn't mean the message isn't a good one. Hate him for being preachy, not for staying off drugs.
:y:

[TheFallenOneX]

they should do the prototype gimmk with cena again

[ClockShot]

Oh god.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I hate to say it... but that was a fuckin awesome counter to the GTS.

[Londoner]

CENA HASN'T WON YET

THIS RAW TRULY IS REVOLUTIONARY

[Innovator]

wow they let punk out of the stf

[RatedGSuperstar]

Alright, the GTS-into-STF counter was a pretty cool spot. Punk making Cena matches watchable makes me like him even more.

[Innovator]

CMON PUNK

[TheFallenOneX]

SUPER FU

[Ermaximus]

WTF? A super FU?

[ClockShot]

Whatever.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Punk was put over huge there honestly. Cena won but Punk looked golden and Punk made Cena look great in the ring. Great match.

[RawRocks]

that was a good finish

[Londoner]

OH WELL

[RatedGSuperstar]

Pretty damn good Cena TV match, really. Didn't mind it at all, and Punk came out looking like a million bucks.

[TheFallenOneX]

*Vince McMahon backstage* "There you go CM now go back to mid-card loserness back on Smackdown"

[TheFallenOneX]

THE GREATEST ANNOUCE TEAM REUNITED

[Londoner]

ahahahahaha jesse

[ClockShot]

The truth is out there.......

[RawRocks]

Jesse and Vince calling a match :)

[Londoner]

ouch

[TheFallenOneX]

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Londoner]

oh nice :D

[Ermaximus]

Oh sweet lord. Jesse and Vince together??? Am I dreaming?

[screech]

LOVE this idea :y:

[Emperor Smeat]

Vince & Jess as announcers might end up being great

[Jannettyzilla]

YES!

[ClockShot]

THE BOW TIE!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LMAO! THE BOW TIE RETURNS!

[Londoner]

:lol:

[NeanderCarl]

YES YES YES YES

Just... YES

[RawRocks]

I LOVE IT!

[screech]

Love the concept of the Battle Royal as well.

[Loose Cannon]

Ventura and McMahon old school announcing team :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[screech]

And I enjoyed Punk/Cena. Was hoping Punk would break out the Vice, though.

[TheFallenOneX]

The only thing that would make this better is if Macho Man was joining them

[Loose Cannon]

and wow Punk is awesome. wish this Punk was on Raw

[Fabien Barthez]

This is really a great show.

[Ermaximus]

Vince and Jessie for a night is better than Cole/King for a year.

[Droford]

Its the greatest night in the history of our sport!

[screech]

Ventura and McMahon old school announcing team :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[NeanderCarl]

In lieu of Monsoon and Heenan who will rather obviously never be reunited, this is the next best thing.

I hope its so damn great that Vince decides to 'get the gang back together' on a permanent basis. C'mon Jesse, don't be selfish...

If Sean Mooney handles the backstage interviews during their segment, that will top things off.

[Heros Welcome]

"ONE...TWO...AND HE GOT...up...no he kicked out!"

Can't wait to see the ol team back together!

[screech]

The only thing that would make this better is if Macho Man was joining them

That would be madness...

[screech]

MACHO MADNESS! OOH YEAH!

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[Theo Dious]

FUCKING HELL YES

[Ermaximus]

Fuck, I guess Swagger isn't getting into the battle royal.

[Jannettyzilla]

Shit, Swagger's gettin' buried. :(

[Londoner]

so smackdown wins the lower card match

[Loose Cannon]

In lieu of Monsoon and Heenan who will rather obviously never be reunited, this is the next best thing.

I hope its so damn great that Vince decides to 'get the gang back together' on a permanent basis. C'mon Jesse, don't be selfish...

If Sean Mooney handles the backstage interviews during their segment, that will top things off.

lol Mooney will have to be in the Event Center though

[Fabien Barthez]

Ahhh... The ever-unsolved Mooney link...

[mike adamle]

Love the racial tag teams.

[ClockShot]

Heh heh heh at this next match.

[screech]

Love the racial tag teams.

[Londoner]

REVOLUTIONARY

[Triple Naitch]

So I guess the ECW title doesn't count as a World Title anymore.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Well if it wasn't official before, it is now...ECW title isn't a "world" title if Henry's in the qualifier.

Edit: Same with Swagger, now that I think about it.

[screech]

At least the argument is settled.

[NeanderCarl]

Well if Sean handles the backstage announcing, and Stone Cold inexplicably turns up, they could form a new tag team... Beer Mooney!

[MCW2009]

HOW DO I POST A NEW THREAD MY SELF??? IM NOT FINDING IT.. I HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH WRESTLING O WRITE ABOUT.. EVERYBODY WILL ENJOY

[TheFallenOneX]

Cole you dick

[Ermaximus]

Smartest thing King's said in years. "It's about time you got replaced Cole."

[NeanderCarl]

Or maybe he could team up with Ted DiBiase...

Mooney Inc.

[Ermaximus]

Well if it wasn't official before, it is now...ECW title isn't a "world" title if Henry's in the qualifier.

Edit: Same with Swagger, now that I think about it.

Chavo too.

[RatedGSuperstar]

No matching Red jumpsuit for Truth?

[ClockShot]

What kind of finisher is that?

[Londoner]

told ya

[Ermaximus]

4 Black guys and 1 pale ass white man in the battle royal. Hmmmm.

[parkmania]

Just thankful that they didn't let K-Kwik have his own rapping entrance.

[TheFallenOneX]

Sheamus and R-truth the entire color spectrum is represented

[ClockShot]

LOL!

[Londoner]

lolololololol

[screech]

No matching Red jumpsuit for Truth?

I thought the same thing lol

[Londoner]

'was not' just made me crack up

[LuigiD]

Pretty good Raw so far. I am dying to see DX vs Hart Dynasty. Loved the Ventura/Vince segment. Two good Raw's in a row? damn. I hope Hornswoggle screws DX at the Dynasty match :rofl:

[Emperor Smeat]

lol wtf Little People's Court

[Ermaximus]

LOL. Sued by the Swoggle in Little People's Court. Wouldn't you know it, Verne Troyer is hosting next week too.

[TheFallenOneX]

I was aiming for Cena

[ClockShot]

Little People's Court, eh.

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[parkmania]

Judge Mini-Me

[Fabien Barthez]

I thought Swog had just shaved his head.

[parkmania]

Transylmania looks even worse than those "Epic Movie" spoofs.

[TheFallenOneX]

How great would it be for Judge Judy to host

[ClockShot]

How great would it be for Judge Judy to host


Pfft. I'll take Doug Llewellyn and that fabulous hair anyday.

[TheFallenOneX]

Who is Evan Bourne gonna get squashed by

[Ermaximus]

"With a new PPV on the horizon, watch as ECW is screwed over again and left completely off the card yet again.":shifty:

[parkmania]

So what match(es) are Jesse and Vince gonna commentate on?

[Ermaximus]

LMAO, I'll just add Bourne to the battle royal now.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And the crowd goes hush until RKO shows up.

[Londoner]

wow awful primo theme, thank you orton

[ClockShot]

Primo still got a job?

Nevermind.

[RawRocks]

and Bourne wins by default

[screech]

I love that no one reacts to Primo

[parkmania]

Page out of the Edge playbook and inserting himself in the match in place of the injured man...

[RatedGSuperstar]

Did Orton just pull an Edge at No Way Out '09?

[screech]

LOL that picture behind Ventura

[TheFallenOneX]

"With a new PPV on the horizon, watch as ECW is screwed over again and left completely off the card yet again.":shifty:

If they don't have Christian on the PPV based on the match he helped make famous, then they don't need to be doing gimmick PPV

[ClockShot]

RING THE BELL! RING THE DAMN BELL!

[jerichoholicninja]

Did Jesse say persistancy?

[parkmania]

Persistency????

[Ermaximus]

NM now.

[RawRocks]

come on Bourne

[parkmania]

Also I thought at the very start of that promo that Jesse called him "Lanny Orton".

[RatedGSuperstar]

Did Jesse say persistancy?

He's just breaking the rules of the dictionary. :shifty:

[TheFallenOneX]

Please do not ruin a great thing by booking Orton vs Cena 102

[ClockShot]

Interesting...

[Ermaximus]

If Orton wanted in, he should have had to beat Rhodes and Dibiase.

[parkmania]

Was kinda waiting for Kofi to come down and hit Bourne so that Orton got DQed.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Just a way to continue the Kofi/Orton thing, hopefully.

[TheFallenOneX]

Speaking of Orton Where the F is Legacy

[jerichoholicninja]

Wasn't part of the stipulations of the last Orton/Cena match that Orton didn't get anymore shots at Cena?

[Londoner]

Just a way to continue the Kofi/Orton thing, hopefully.

yes

[ClockShot]

FLASHBACK!

[Londoner]

fucking great flashbacks

[Jannettyzilla]

Please do not ruin a great thing by booking Orton vs Cena 102

True story. :wtf:

[Ermaximus]

So we have Orton, Sheamus, and 4 of the 5 guys Orton's team lost to last night.

[RawRocks]

Technically it was Jesse Ventura that made Vince McMahon .. Vince did not make Vince

[TheFallenOneX]

Wasn't part of the stipulations of the last Orton/Cena match that Orton didn't get anymore shots at Cena?
Yes Orton made the stipulation

[Jannettyzilla]

HOLY PUSH UP BRAS BATMAN! :naughty:

[Ermaximus]

And here comes the gimmick divas match. Piss break brb.

[Fabien Barthez]

Jesse had an Abaraxas shirt on in one of those SNME 2-shots.... That's an Amsterdam Coffee Shop! Hence the high references I suppose.

[parkmania]

Wasn't part of the stipulations of the last Orton/Cena match that Orton didn't get anymore shots at Cena?

"Rules were made to be broken"

[Johnny Vegas]

I wasn't watching the wwf back then but jesse looked he taught king everything he knows

[parkmania]

I don't play the Warcraft MMO but I still want some of those Mohawk Grenades.

[Ermaximus]

Wow. Don't get me wrong, Dibiase is badass, but this movie looks awful.

[ClockShot]

Scaramanga's on the loose!

[jerichoholicninja]

I don't see Dibiase as an actor. He's pretty robotic on the mic.

[Londoner]

LOL ted dibiase doesn't suit being in films

[Ermaximus]

This mean they are turning him now?

[Londoner]

I don't see Dibiase as an actor. He's pretty robotic on the mic.

beat me to it mate

[Londoner]

oh gawd*turns over*

[Ermaximus]

What's worse. That music or those clothes?

[ClockShot]

I can hear crickets.

[screech]

I don't think the movie looks that bad, really. Then again, I enjoy cheesy action movies.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Wow. Don't get me wrong, Dibiase is badass, but this movie looks awful.

Wouldn't be a WWE Films production if it wasn't a) horrible and b) straight to DVD.

[parkmania]

This is only the first Mayflower Mayhem match because they came up with a new name for the same old Thanksgiving divas team match.

[Emperor Smeat]

What's worse. That music or those clothes?

the music