Favourite Simpsons Quotes

[Innovator]

I'm sorry you're gonna have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

[The Mackem]

I'm a big fan of the random person outbursts

Man: Oh my God...the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window]
-------

Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred... tons.
Man: This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah! [jumps into water]
Homer: Er, I meant the statue... [of liberty]"
------

Frink: Nn-hey, good evening, ladies and --

Man: [hysterical] Quit stalling! What's the plan?

Frink: All right, just take your seat, just take your seat.
-----------
Chief Wiggum (http://www.tpww.net/name/nm0000279/): All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is *not* something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Man (http://www.tpww.net/name/nm0000279/): [screaming] Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?
Chief Wiggum (http://www.tpww.net/name/nm0000279/): Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Man (http://www.tpww.net/name/nm0000279/): I've have it up to here with your "rules"!
[leaves]

[The Mackem]

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

[Triple A]

Milhouse: Come on, Bart. We're gonna go sneak into an R-rated movie. It's called Barton Fink!

Bart: I can't. I told my dad I'd wait for him.

[ Truck drives off ]

Kids: Barton Fink! Barton Fink! [ Tires Screeching ] Barton Fink!

[Triple A]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/45704a18d7c558821ea93ba02bf24e88/tumblr_n56tsxqEBX1s6u7eho1_500.jpg
https://24.media.tumblr.com/af44036f75ccbcd03ed64b7fc7f4f485/tumblr_n56tsxqEBX1s6u7eho2_500.jpg

[Optimus Bone 69]

Abe Simpson to homer
Crying in the corner eh?
mind if i join you?

[JimmyMess]

robot: I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk in a calm and constructive manner -- DESTROY! DESTROY!

[weather vane]

Where's my burrito?

[JimmyMess]

http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/homer-kids-money.jpg