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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle Angle Slammed the blackness out of Michael Jackson. The obsession with young boys came later, as a side effect.
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#362 |
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Kurt Angle actually won a Bronze at the Olympic games, but due to his godly powers he shouted at the medal until it changed.
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Make way for da Bad Guy!
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Just after the worst performance of His career Kurt Angle was being interviewed and was being given a hard time by grisham .
Grisham: Kurt this may hands down be your worst match ever ! Kurt: At least Its not X-Pac Grisham: good point |
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Terminator Daddy!
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When Kurt Angle wishes on a star and it doesn't come true...DAMN TRUE...he lasso's the star, smashes it into the streets of Hollwyood and carves in the names of all the celebrities he's killed.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Donald Trump once fired Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle responded by saying, "While I disagree with your firing of me, I will defend to the death your right to do it." Kurt Angle then German Suplexed Donald Trump through a wall.
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Terminator Daddy!
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At the "Express Aisle" Kurt Angle can bring all the FREAKIN' items he wants!
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Terminator Daddy!
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At 12:01 am today, Kurt Angle had already received 70 Billion Valentines.
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Inno Knows.
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Kurt Angle once won the gold, silver, and bronze in the Women's Bobsled event. No one questioned how or why.
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Terminator Daddy!
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In 1977, Kurt Angle stumbled upon a 12 year old boy crying in the streets of Pasadena, California. The boy told Kurt he was upset because his older brother kept playing his drum set while he was out delivering newspapers and had become better than him. Kurt then patted the boy on his head, wiped away his tears and peed on his hands. That boy was Edward Lodewijk Van Halen.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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The Star Wars trilogies were based on Kurt Angle's childhood and teen years.
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Part time poster
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One Of A Kind
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Unlike Donald Trump, Angle doesn't give fans cash to give them value for money, Angle would give himself.
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One Of A Kind
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Kurt Angle doesn't fear fear, fear fears Kurt Angle.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Mariah Carey, Aretha Franklin and Whitney Houston were all mutes until Kurt Angle shish-ka-bobbed their vocal chords with his dick.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall because Kurt Angle wanted an omlette.
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FDR originally said "We have nothing to fear, but Kurt Angle himself." Angle later let him change the speech so as not to make Angle sound too egomaniacal.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle is such a humanitarian that he dresses his dick like Abe Lincoln and lets women "free the slaves."
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"Ask him!"
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Kurt Angle taught UFC Champion Chuck Liddell everything he knows. He then erased his memories of their training lessons so that Liddell wouldn't credit Angle directly for his success. Kurt Angle knew that if the fans knew Liddell was trained by him, then Liddell's successes would only be attibuted to Angle's already overflowing pool of greatness.
Kurt Angle stopped the fifth hijacked jet on 9/11. It was headed for LA, but Angle German Suplexed it into the ocean. You may wonder, with such power, why did Kurt allow Katrina to happen? Kurt didn't "allow" Katrina to happen. He farted, and MADE Katrina happen. |
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Kurt angle would destroy anyone bar me.
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"Ask him!"
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....what, bitch?
There's 10 pages of Angle-gasming, and you think you can just show and be all "oh yeah, blah blah blah, I can kick Angle's ass." Read the thread again. Kurt's greatness > You. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle ate 12 cans of Alphabet Soup and crapped out what we now call "The Dictionary."
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Terminator Daddy!
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After Kurt Angle was circumsized as a baby, they used the severed foreskin to make cowboy boots for all of Texas.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle was only in a wheel chair once in his life... so he could take down Steven Hawking fairly.
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Temporary
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Kurt Angle did not invent the Atom Bomb. He did, however, invent atoms
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Temporary
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Now on a serious note.
I just listened to Angle's interview with BTR and I gotta say he knows his MMA. Like all of you I thought Angle was crazy and was talking out of his ass in the other interviews, but knew a lot about MMA and I am shocked. He even said that he might not be able to beat Chuck Liddell or Tito, but he would put up a good fight with them. Angle even knew stuff about Pride and Fedor. So you know what I don't think Angle is crazy. However... The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Kurt Angle and forgot to pay him back. |
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Kurt Angle doesn't let Wookies win. Wookies let Kurt Angle win.
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Everytime you masturbate, Kurt Angle German Suplexes a kitten.
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Rome wasn't built in a day. Rather, Kurt Angle came along and built it in about ten minutes, had a streetfight with Chris Benoit that destroyed anything, then decided to put two twin babies in charge of reconstruction.
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The New York Police Department once considered using Kurt Angle to take down King Kong from the top of the Empire State Building, but realized that would have been rather inhumane.
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Kurt Angle can beat Godzilla in a belching contest.
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Kurt Angle does vector calculus just for fun. He doesn't have a gat but he's got a soldering gun.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Kurt Angle went into the Bermuda Triangle and rescued every single person that was ever lost in there.
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#393 |
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One Of A Kind
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Unlike Flair Woo, Kurt Angle doesn't need to say how great he is.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle personally approved this fact.
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"Ask him!"
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Kurt Angle turned down the lead role in "Superman Returns," stating "Superman? I don't sweat freakin' Superman. It took him forever to turn back time in Superman: The Movie. I did that twice this morning. I bet you didn't notice."
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#396 |
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Stickman
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Kurt Angle walked down the street with an erection......there were no survivors.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle vetoed the Law of Gravity.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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He's Here
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Funky Fly has a Banhammer. Kurt Angle has a ban hammer, screwdriver, wrench, fist, foot and head.
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Funky Fly has a Banhammer. Kurt Angle once banned hammers and all other tools on site and built an Extreme Makeover: Home Edition house all by himself with his bare hands in seven minutes.
....with a broken frickin' neck!! |
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