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02-23-2004, 11:50 PM
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Get better, Loopy. I'll be honest and say those were nowhere near your best. And I know you won't mind.
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02-23-2004, 11:54 PM
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Jacko Is Wacko  If You Are A Boy!  TPWW Hardcore Champion (10) 02/03/04 - Took vacant title 02/03/04 - pinned CANADIAN. 02/03/04 - pinned CANADIAN. 02/03/04 - pinned CANADIAN yet again to regain the belt. 03/03/04 - pinned splaya. 03/03/04 - pinned thuganomicalcrippler. 03/03/04 - pinned splaya. 03/03/04 - defeated Helmsphere by submission. 07/03/2004 - pinned Savior. 21/03/2004 - pinned JasonVoorhees |
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02-25-2004, 11:37 PM
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shit. whoops.
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02-26-2004, 12:23 PM
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Okay, I'm feeling a little better now. Gonna try it one more time.
 Kurt had to see if that "Paris Hilton" thing that everyone was talking about on RAW would work on SmackDown, too.  JOHN: Uh, yo, Kurt. I don't think it counts as a staring contest if you're lookin' up my nose.  Popeye knew he only had one chance: Hold up his hand and hope that Olive Oyl had good aim.  BRIAN: Okay...RIGHT HAND BLUE!  Kurt Angle always thought that the metal plate he had installed in his skull after his neck surgery could be a detriment...but he never expected John Cena to have a magnetic plate installed in his.  The ref often had to slide in to remind John that being in the middle of a half-crab is not the ideal time to break into his rendition of "Hold On To The Night."  Basham decided that he wanted to be a Cruiserweight, too. Unfortunately, no one told him that for a plancha to work, there...needs to be someone on the floor.  Tired of the Fire Marshall Bill jokes, John Cena decides to try some new faces.  KURT: Wow! That's a killer John Cena face! JOHN: ...  Paul hoped that his whistling would distract Dawn long enough for his invisible hook to undo the other side of her top.  The Giant Eddie Guerrero wrapped his arms around his chest, trying to keep warm. What did he expect? He's wearing nothing but a vest...in New York City...in February!  Eddie was touched by the gesture until he learned that the confetti was made up of the U.N. Charter and various international treaties with former U.S. Presidents' signatures.  VO: Eddie Guerrero, you've just won the WWE Illegal Immigrant Title. What are you going to do now? EDDIE: I'm goin' to Gitmo, ese!  The WWE Ring-Rope Hammock, now available at ShopZone!  Eddie needed to be careful. He was starting to use the Butterfly Effect at random.  HOLLY: Um...Paul...? Why is there a big red "X" under your feet? SHOW: Forget the "X." Why is there a safe in the rafters?  Ahhh... Nice to know things are back to normal in WWE.  BROCK: I...I never thought I'd say this, but... I've...I've been unfaithful. I...I've been watching the "Booh Bahs." *Sniff* I'm so sorry, Tinky Winky!  MAN IN BLACK: Chavo Guerrero! Wow, I'm your biggest fan! It's such a thrill to meet you! MEDIC: Um...he's unconscious. MAN IN BLACK: Could I have your autograph?  PAUL: Here's a shirt. Wear it. KURT: I don't understand. PAUL: For God's sake, Kurt, either get some manscaping done, or put this freakin' shirt on! KURT: Am I ref now? PAUL: Yeah, yeah, whatever. You're a ref. Just...  WWE debuts their newest Shock-TV gimmick: HIA (Hot Incestual Action).  Taking one of my captions from a couple of weeks ago too seriously, Chavo decides that he'll do an Alabamaslam. Unfortunately, he failed to realize two things: 1) Brock isn't the champion anymore. 2) He's already IN a title match.  CHAVO: You're like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there! EDDIE: What the--? OH! You ARE Edward James Olmos! Orale, I knew it, vato loco!  KURT: Help! Eddie! Jaws has me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! EDDIE: What's Dr. Jho's number, Chavito? KURT: NOOOOOOOOO! We're gonna need a bigger boat!  Chavo wails in agony after he joins the ranks of SmackDown superstars who have totally botched the Giant Swing.  I'm sorry, I'd caption this picture, but I'm entirely too distracted by the woman in pink in the front row who is turning into Afa.  KURT: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it. CHAVO: Hello, Dr. Jho? He's quoting "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" again. -EDIT- Whoops. Meant to click "Preview."  KURT: Huh-huh. Mexicans are cool. EDDIE: I'm worried about you, homes...  KURT: I'll never let go, Jack... I'll never let go.  This photograph proves what we all feared: Kurt saw the Vince. |
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02-26-2004, 06:03 PM
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 Welcome Back loopy
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02-26-2004, 06:06 PM
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02-26-2004, 06:14 PM
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Indeed.
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