How To Be An Annoying Fan

[Providence Peep]

In no particular order:

1. Think that the Attitude Era was the end-all and be-all in wrestling.
2. Think so-and-so "sold out" for leaving the wrestling business or a certain company. There's no fine-print that says WWE/TNA/wrestling business/the fans own a wrestler for the rest of his/her life, or that a wrestler never gave a shit about the company/business/fans if he/she decides to leave. I don't quite understand why the fans take that so personally.
3. Chant "WHAT?!" during every single promo, even the ones done by guys who can work the mic.
4. Cheer for well-established heels for no good reason whatsoever, just to be different.
5. Think that you know all the in's and out's about wrestling and think your opinions are better or mean more than anyone else's.
6. Go to a live event and hold up your sign every 15 seconds, just to get your ugly mug on TV, and thus block the view of the people sitting behind you.
7. Go to a live event, bring signs with you, and hold them up every 15 seconds, even when it's a show that's not being televised. Nobody cares what you think.
8. Go to the Royal Rumble, count down with the clock, and be completely out of synch.
9. Be one of those "look at all these wrestlers I've met" stalkers that hang out at airports and hotels for hours on end just to meet the same wrestlers you met 6 months ago.
10. Be a Cena-hater, because you think it's the cool thing to do.

N.B.: I know I might catch some flack for some of these. Bring it on, bitch.