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Old 06-23-2010, 08:51 PM   #1
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Yeah, you're not exaggerating at all.
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Old 06-23-2010, 08:57 PM   #2
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Yeah, you're not exaggerating at all.
Okay, fine, it was six Canadian Destroyers.
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Old 06-24-2010, 08:49 AM   #3
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Yeah, you're not exaggerating at all.
Here, I'll describe to you every ROH angle. I'll use Davey Richards vs Rodrick Strong.

Rodrick Strong is in the ring and calls out Richards. Richards enters the ring with a mic. Strong states "grrrrr I'm intense and want respect". Richards replies "well I'm intense and want respect". Strong states that "I'm intense and I respect you, but only if you respect me". Richards replies "Well I respect you, but only if you respect me.........with honor". The crowd is in a frenzy as this is the most personality they've seen since Steve Blackman circa 1999. Strong replies "respect". Richards replies "honor".

Flash forward to the ROH ppv entitled "Overly serious douchey ppv title" The crowd is filled with Jonah Hill lookalikes. The match starts. The two hit armdrags for 15 minutes straight. At the 20 minute mark one of the Jonah Hill look a likes stands up wearing a Misawa t-shirt and Hayabusa mask. This is his moment. He has been scouring the internet for 3 weeks trying to find the most obscure reference he can find. He yells "foreeeeeee", alluding to Rodrick Strong's miserbale 35th place finish at the grade 9 golf tournament. His buddies decked out in El Santo masks and Tokyo Magnum t-shirts high five him. At the 30 minute mark the match stops. The two grabs mic's and turn to the crowd and yell "THIS IS WRESTLING". The match continues. The only thing selling less than these wrestlers are the condoms being sold at the door after the show. Rodrick hits 3 straight Canadian Destroyers on a steel chair, Richards kicks out at 1. Richards slashes Strong's neck with a knife, kick out at 1 and a half. Finally at the 80 minute mark, Richards wins by shooting a cannonball through Strong's stomach, but uses the ropes for leverage for the three count. The two stand up and shakes hands. The crowd exclaims that this is the MOTY, which was previously the match before this, and previously the match before that. The two head to the back and receive their paychecks: $5 and a half off a 6 inch sub coupon for Subway. THIS IS WRESTLING!!!
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