RAW Captions 2/9/2004

[Cage21]

Vince: Since A-Train shaved I will give you his gimmick of being the WWE version of...Grizzly Adams!

Goldberg: Who?



Goldberg: I should'a never took this job.



Trish: Well...my job's safe.[IMG]

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Ref: Man! What...a...view.



Trish: Sean...grab my hand...I can get you out!!

OR

Annoucner voice over: Hot...wet...bitches...

(reps to anybody who gets that)

(((Btw: Master Blaster = Kevin Nash's old gimmick. Mastler Blaster Steel)))



Jindrak: Cade, what are we doing tonight?
Cade: The same thing we do everynight Mark?
Jindrak: Stare endlassly into each others eyes?
Cade: No...we're going to...take over the WORLD!

*cue pinky and the brain music*



Benoit: Ric...for the last time...you're not Ozzy Osbourne and I'm not a dove!!



Ric: Ah...comfy.



Chris: I have to fart.



HHH: Let's see...who should I hold down this year.



HHH: You're going to put me over, understand!
Benoit: And I was trained by Hart too...



Benoit's bad attempt at singing the macarena and Shawns even worse attempt at doing it.



Shawn: Ahh..what the ehll, I'll take his pay raise.



HHH: Only if I squash you.



Kane give's God(Vince) an imaginary handshake in hopes of getting one more title run......when he's 80 and HHH crokes.



Kane: THIS is how you chokeslam somebody.



Kane: Now roll your shoulders back. And that concluedes the stretching portion of this workout...



Mick: Let's face it...not even I can get Orton over. Sorry Trips.



Ric: Randy IS going to get over.
Mick: Yea, and pigs will fly.
Batista: *grunt*



Nope...still ain't working.



RVD: Sorry dude...but I can't even carry you to a decent match.



Randy(desperately): What about the spider?



Rob "the flying gynocoligist(sp?)" Van Dan and Booker "The Human Sturup" T...



Your winner and still WWE Intercontinental Champion...Randy "The Talent Stops Here" Orton!!



You put your right foot in...you put your right foot out...



Orton: God damnit, you weren't suppoed to tell anybody my nickname!