Extreme Caption Wrestling(Updated PPV Card Posted On Pg.4) CanadianCrippla SUX DICK

**The Naitch** · 12-27-2006, 07:52 PM

Sid Vicious: Hey ToVo buddy, tell Diesel Mac that I wanna make sweet love to him

ToVo: He's such a fucking mark for you.

ToVo: Yo Hogan, we all know you can't wrestle worth shit. You came back to face my boy Shawn Avenger and you out politicked him to win a victory at SummerSlam 2005. I'll let that slide. Then you decide to get off your couch and you want a match with Splaya. Of course, Splaya did the job. You never put anyone over. All you do is come in and collect a paycheck so you can buy hair dye, tanning pills, and steroids. Congratulations.

*ECW FAITHFUL BOO HOGAN HARD as usual*

IT'S CANADIAN CRIPPLA!!!!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!

Ref: BANNED

CC: C'MON

EXTREEEEEEEME!!!!!!

EXTREME Hogan: As the original EXTREMIST, I was the glue that held ECW together in the mid 90s. I invented the concept of extreme wrestling. I was the toughest son of a bitch in the business. And let me tell you something my extreme brothers, I bodyslammed a 700 pound Andre The Giant at WrestleMania 3. I have the highest rated show in television today...Hogan Knows Best. My book was #1 on the New York Times Best Seller list. My daughter Brooke is a HUGE pop icon. I defeated The Rock not once.....

BUT TWICE! Now THAT is.....

EXTTTRRRREEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!

ToVo: .......

*FANS BOO HARD*

ToVo: Hogan is a liar

HERE COMES THE MONEY

*MASSIVE POP*

*LIKE A CAT*

LC: C-Fedding is back....back to it's roots_style. GCW is dead and old school c-fedding is alive again. The Naitch, who is the c-fed GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens to bring back c-fedding to a new generation. The Naitch aka GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens because he saw that the c-fed world turned into a horrible glorified e-fed when GCW was born. But now, I am here for the Second Coming of Loose Cannon. With the glory of The Naitch and with the light on my side, c-fedding will never turn back to the dark side ever again. The band is back, baby. And at One Night Stand, you will see me in the ring with two of ECW's alumni: ToVo BIG SEXY Nash, and EXTREME Hogan. It will be a classic, ladies and fine young gents

EXTREME Hogan: That's nice LC, but the fans didn't pay their hard earned dollars to come see you. They came to see Hogan.....

to the EXTRRRRRREEEEME!!!!

*FANS BOO HARD*

12-27-2006, 07:52 PM	#11
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	Sid Vicious: Hey ToVo buddy, tell Diesel Mac that I wanna make sweet love to him ToVo: He's such a fucking mark for you. ToVo: Yo Hogan, we all know you can't wrestle worth shit. You came back to face my boy Shawn Avenger and you out politicked him to win a victory at SummerSlam 2005. I'll let that slide. Then you decide to get off your couch and you want a match with Splaya. Of course, Splaya did the job. You never put anyone over. All you do is come in and collect a paycheck so you can buy hair dye, tanning pills, and steroids. Congratulations. ECW FAITHFUL BOO HOGAN HARD as usual IT'S CANADIAN CRIPPLA!!!!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!! Ref: BANNED CC: C'MON EXTREEEEEEEME!!!!!! EXTREME Hogan: As the original EXTREMIST, I was the glue that held ECW together in the mid 90s. I invented the concept of extreme wrestling. I was the toughest son of a bitch in the business. And let me tell you something my extreme brothers, I bodyslammed a 700 pound Andre The Giant at WrestleMania 3. I have the highest rated show in television today...Hogan Knows Best. My book was #1 on the New York Times Best Seller list. My daughter Brooke is a HUGE pop icon. I defeated The Rock not once..... BUT TWICE! Now THAT is..... EXTTTRRRREEEEEEEEEME!!!!!! ToVo: ....... FANS BOO HARD ToVo: Hogan is a liar HERE COMES THE MONEY MASSIVE POP LIKE A CAT LC: C-Fedding is back....back to it's roots_style. GCW is dead and old school c-fedding is alive again. The Naitch, who is the c-fed GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens to bring back c-fedding to a new generation. The Naitch aka GOD sent his boy Loose Cannon from the heavens because he saw that the c-fed world turned into a horrible glorified e-fed when GCW was born. But now, I am here for the Second Coming of Loose Cannon. With the glory of The Naitch and with the light on my side, c-fedding will never turn back to the dark side ever again. The band is back, baby. And at One Night Stand, you will see me in the ring with two of ECW's alumni: ToVo BIG SEXY Nash, and EXTREME Hogan. It will be a classic, ladies and fine young gents EXTREME Hogan: That's nice LC, but the fans didn't pay their hard earned dollars to come see you. They came to see Hogan..... to the EXTRRRRRREEEEME!!!! FANS BOO HARD Last edited by The Naitch; 12-27-2006 at 09:25 PM.