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Make way for da Bad Guy!
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Just after the worst performance of His career Kurt Angle was being interviewed and was being given a hard time by grisham .
Grisham: Kurt this may hands down be your worst match ever ! Kurt: At least Its not X-Pac Grisham: good point |
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Terminator Daddy!
Posts: 2,428
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When Kurt Angle wishes on a star and it doesn't come true...DAMN TRUE...he lasso's the star, smashes it into the streets of Hollwyood and carves in the names of all the celebrities he's killed.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
Posts: 22,349
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Donald Trump once fired Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle responded by saying, "While I disagree with your firing of me, I will defend to the death your right to do it." Kurt Angle then German Suplexed Donald Trump through a wall.
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Terminator Daddy!
Posts: 2,428
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At the "Express Aisle" Kurt Angle can bring all the FREAKIN' items he wants!
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Terminator Daddy!
Posts: 2,428
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At 12:01 am today, Kurt Angle had already received 70 Billion Valentines.
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Terminator Daddy!
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In 1977, Kurt Angle stumbled upon a 12 year old boy crying in the streets of Pasadena, California. The boy told Kurt he was upset because his older brother kept playing his drum set while he was out delivering newspapers and had become better than him. Kurt then patted the boy on his head, wiped away his tears and peed on his hands. That boy was Edward Lodewijk Van Halen.
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