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He's Here
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Ultimate Warrior's return to the ring against... Yep, you guessed it! A queer!
From PWInsider:
The Ultimate Warrior Announces His Return To Pro Wrestling Staggering news resounded in the NWE Arena during the Madrid show on April 19th. More than 15,000 fans had the chance to see the award presentation which celebrated the career of professional wrestling icon, The Ultimate Warrior; who was in attendance to accept his award. However, controversy erupted during the presentation when NWE Champion Orlando Jordan mocked a young fan of Warrior's at the event. Warrior was quick to come to the defense of this fan which led to a heated conflict between Warrior and Jordan. On June 25th 2008 in Barcelona, after a 12 year absence from the ring, The Ultimate Warrior will officially make his wrestling comeback in a match against Jordan. The news was confirmed this morning by Warrior's agent, Bernie Gernay in a statement. "For over 10 years this is what the entire wrestling world has been waiting for, the return of the Warrior. We are excited to bring back the greatest character and energy to ever get into the ring. Ultimate Warrior is an incredible marketing machine and has kept a tremendous value to his name which is why the NWE has stepped up with a substantial deal that worked very well for both sides. There is no disputing that Warrior left a mark on professional wrestling that no other talent did and the reason why still today he is often imitated, but never duplicated." Over the next few days the NWE will inform fans of the preparations for one of the biggest and most important wrestling events ever to be held in Europe. As the news progresses it is sure to be the headlines of wrestling news and forums throughout the internet and will most certainly have all in the wrestling industry and fans alike in great anticipation to see what the Warrior will deliver on June 25th, and perhaps beyond. Bernie J. Gernay Agent for The Ultimate Warrior |
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That's Not My Name
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Let the no-shows begin.
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That's Not My Name
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If this is true, I think Warrior isn't doing it for the money. He wants to physically show Jordan that queering don't make the world work.
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Planet Races The Moon
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I thought it went "Queering don't make the world go round."
Either way, I find it hilarious that Orlando Jordan is the champion of anything. |
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lol... so fuckin random
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So fucking sexy.
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This has "bad comedy" written all over it.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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I fear for Jordan.
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Get a poke on
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What the hell is Warrior gonna look like hahah
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He's Here
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Either really bad or really roidy.
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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So fucking sexy.
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I've always had a hard time grasping the notion of Warrior being anti-gay. Isn't this the guy that wore neon tights with tassles, painted his face and danced around the ring? Wait...I may be thinking of Rico.
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I think we need video of whatever happens, just for all priceless comedy effect.
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This has MOTY written all over it.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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So like, is this heated conflict a legit thing? Or is it just building into the match?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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And that was the last anyone heard of Orlando Jordan
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So fucking sexy.
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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Shoulda been Kanyon.
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Someone would be getting stiffed in a Kanyon/Warrior affair. And then they'd have a wrestling match. HIYO!
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Also, Orlando Jordan was not that bad. He just made a really crappy heel. Should have turne face and feude with JBL at some point.
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I am the cheese
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If you say so.
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dave ain't here?
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Is OJ actually gay?
I heard someone say something a while back but thought nothing of it, never really looked into it... and Kanyon? |
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That's Not My Name
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Yeah, both uphill gardeners.
Maybe they should hook up? |
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dave ain't here?
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O shit.
lol that'd be sick. WHO BETTA |
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He's Here
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He's Here
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LOL |
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A Property of Matter
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Orlando Jordan w/ Heath Ledger
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A Property of Matter
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After watching the Warrior Tron, seeing him come out in the suit with short hair and no face paint is the most lackluster thing ever. He definitely lives in Parts Known now.
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BASH THE NEWB
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Can someone photoshop the picture of Warrior/Hogan from WM6 where it looks like Hogan's getting head and replace Hogan's face with Jordan's?
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So fucking sexy.
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Ugh. I almost forgot how hideous Jordan is. When he was bald, we used to call him "Skeletor".
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LMAO. I just about died watching him shake the ropes...in a suit with suspenders...priceless...I cannot honestly wait for this match. It is on my must see list for this year.
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Planet Races The Moon
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Not underaged in the way that they were 6 or 7 but underaged in the way that they were 16 or 17. |
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So fucking sexy.
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I thought he simply brought "unofficial" people backstage. Or some variation thereof. Didn't know they were underage.
I do recall the photos of him making out with pretty white guys, though. I guess money and fame (at the time, at least) really does overpass the "Scary Face" situation. |
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dave ain't here?
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![]() This one? |
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So fucking sexy.
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That's one of a few. Isn't it weird?
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So fucking sexy.
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Attractive people and nightmarish repugnoids should never mingle in an intimate fashion. Screws up the blance of the Universe.
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He's Here
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He's a NJ Douchebag!
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Junior Member
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So Hellwig is returning to wrestling, eh? Sean Hannity's gain is the pro wrestling world's loss. The man is almost into his 50s. His hair is short. His hair is grey. His new music doesn't have the manic speed rock of old. Ultimate Warrior will look (even more) ridiculous if he tries to revisit the arm tassles/face paint/furry boots route. . What _WOULD_ work is if he continues to wrestle in a suit and tie, like some kind of crazy right-wing Fox News anchor gone bananas! A tweener run where he goes on a wrestling mission to rid the industry of "latte-sipping limp-wristed liberals". Money! |
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He's Here
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Having fun with formatting are we?
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MVP Mark
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I liked OJ in the ring.
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dave ain't here?
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I didn't.
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