Is he dead... OR ALIVE!? (RAW Spoilers)

[Kenny]

Usually, I'd be a little pumped up about this... but lets go over this.

FIRST MONSTER RUN

Kane debuts, and is an unstoppable monster.

Kane is beaten by Taker, then Austin, then becomes a slave to the Corporation.

Kane is free from the Corporation after Chyna turns on him.

Kane teams with XPac.

Kane gets a girlfriend.

XPac takes Kane's girlfriend.

But wait....

Kane comes back with Paul Bearer, and beats everybody up.

He has a match with XPac on PPV, and loses.

Kane begins losing again... a lot.

Kane gets new attire.

Kane starts being funny, by imitating Hulk Hogan and The Rock.

Kane starts a feud with the nWo.

The nWo put Kane out of action.

But wait...

Kane comes back and takes out the UnAmericans!!!...

Then does a Spinaroonie.

Kane starts losing again.

Steve Austin has had enough... and challenges Kane to be a monster.

Kane snaps in a match against La Resistance!

Kane gets a title shot! But if he loses he has to take off his mask.

He loses.

But wait...

Kane is unstoppable again.

Kane dominates everybody he touches.

The Undertaker comes back and beats Kane.

Then Edge comes back and beats Kane.

Now everybody is beating Kane.

Kane starts making movies.

Kane doesn't like the words "May 19th"

HERE WE GO!

Every time somebody says "May 19th" they get slaughtered by Kane.

Kane is then attacked by... Kane?

Kane fights Kane at the next PPV, and loses... against himself.

Kane beats the hell out of the impostor Kane the next night on Raw.

Kane looks at his old mask and laughs manically.

What's going to happen now!?

Kane shows up on ECW and loses against Big Show for the ECW title.

Kane loses a lot more.

He's used to get Umaga, Khali, and Henry over.

Then Kane is put in a battle royal for ECW title contendership.

He wins, then beats Chavo at wrestlemania for the title!

KANE IS A MONSTER!! YES!!

No, Kane starts losing to guys like Morrison and Miz.

Kane loses the ECW title at Night of Champions.

Kane loses his return match on Raw, and then snaps....

Here we go again!

[PullMyFinger]

Originally Posted by Kenny Usually, I'd be a little pumped up about this... but lets go over this. FIRST MONSTER RUN Kane debuts, and is an unstoppable monster. Kane is beaten by Taker, then Austin, then becomes a slave to the Corporation. Kane is free from the Corporation after Chyna turns on him. Kane teams with XPac. Kane gets a girlfriend. XPac takes Kane's girlfriend. But wait.... Kane comes back with Paul Bearer, and beats everybody up. He has a match with XPac on PPV, and loses. Kane begins losing again... a lot. Kane gets new attire. Kane starts being funny, by imitating Hulk Hogan and The Rock. Kane starts a feud with the nWo. The nWo put Kane out of action. But wait... Kane comes back and takes out the UnAmericans!!!... Then does a Spinaroonie. Kane starts losing again. Steve Austin has had enough... and challenges Kane to be a monster. Kane snaps in a match against La Resistance! Kane gets a title shot! But if he loses he has to take off his mask. He loses. But wait... Kane is unstoppable again. Kane dominates everybody he touches. The Undertaker comes back and beats Kane. Then Edge comes back and beats Kane. Now everybody is beating Kane. Kane starts making movies. Kane doesn't like the words "May 19th" HERE WE GO! Every time somebody says "May 19th" they get slaughtered by Kane. Kane is then attacked by... Kane? Kane fights Kane at the next PPV, and loses... against himself. Kane beats the hell out of the impostor Kane the next night on Raw. Kane looks at his old mask and laughs manically. What's going to happen now!? Kane shows up on ECW and loses against Big Show for the ECW title. Kane loses a lot more. He's used to get Umaga, Khali, and Henry over. Then Kane is put in a battle royal for ECW title contendership. He wins, then beats Chavo at wrestlemania for the title! KANE IS A MONSTER!! YES!! No, Kane starts losing to guys like Morrison and Miz. Kane loses the ECW title at Night of Champions. Kane loses his return match on Raw, and then snaps.... Here we go again!

LOL What I've said all along. This poor guys career is so cyclical its not even funny.

[Sepholio]

Maybe was referring to himself. He then convinces himself he is a dead man and insanity ensues as we wait for Taker, the real dead man, to return and fued with Kane. Kane loses.