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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Eric: Paul, What is wrong with your neck? Paul: I took a Viagra, it got lodge in my throat and I had a stiff neck for hours |
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I have no gimmick
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Welcome to 22 captions dedicated to Triple H and hopefully cheap laughs. Just for you BigDaddyCool.
Heyman: So I'm standing there minding my business, when Triple H comes up walking up to me. Bischoff: So..? Heyman: Well his nose pushed my head back. Damn thing is huge. Jericho: This goes here, that here and voila, he's jobbed. Thank you Hunter. *Altar of sacrifice joke* or The magnetic forces hold his arms out as Trips uses his mutant job powers to force him into the position. Austin: "You think you got away. No-one gets away." Announcer: And the next person on Smackdown. Triple H Little did Austin know, Triple H had tainted his beer with his "hold down aura" Trips on his way to the ring: "looks like the parties aleady started." Kane: "Please get me off Raw, I can't take the jobbing." Heyman: "But Undertaker is on Smackdown." Kane: "Noooooooooooooooo..." The whole locker room laugh as Jindrak and cade are the next ones up for sacrifice. Nidia: "But I'm a woman, women don't fight men." Booming Trips voice: "Everybody jobs eventually." Batista: "If you use this plan, both rosters will job to you in one huge jobfest." Triple H: "Oh my god." Trish laughs as she thinks about what horrors Christians push will lead him too. Christian: "I'm doing this for you honey." Trips: "Do it, make him job." (a gay joke as well as a trips joke) The Triple H ninja's fly in and uses their ninja skills to swiftly insert the job chip into Christians head. Booker: "This is the end of it all, if I take you out maybe Trips will come around and stop jobbing everyone." Flair: "It's not me, it's Stephanie. She is the one in control." Booker: "My quest continues..." Flair voice over: "With Triple H's patented formula you can make people job just like we did. I highly recommend Triple H's easyjob." Rhyno voice over: "Incorporating new Mcmahon ingrediants with a canadian works really well. Thank you Triple H." Surpisingly Triple H junior worked well. Edge voice over: "With chapter 2 of Triple H's easyjob formula, (Returning from injury gets people ready to job) I've had great success." Trips: "Buy my revolutionary new easyjob now. Because, hey nobody likes to job." Eddie: "Oh man, those assholes only installed the anti Trips suspension on one side." Triple H grimaced as he prepared to throw Eddie into the glass ceiling. Flair: "Watch out Show." Show: "What." *Show turns around* Triple H swinging in on vine: "JoooOoOoOoOoOoOob." *SMACK* |
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Damn.
That's enough to make me stop HHH bashing captions for... two weeks. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Ok, I got another one
![]() HHH: Oooo, damn that stinks, did you just walk over here and fart Batistia!?!? Batistia: No, eww it smell like hot wings, god why do I know that!?! Kane (laughing quietly): Yeah, those were some good hot wings. |
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![]() This wasn't the first time Triple H had been in this position. Last edited by CBright7831; 03-25-2004 at 12:08 PM. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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El Santo = Eddie Guerrero, for the reasons you gave. Rock Bottom = John Cena. Hasn't been at it long, but has built up a killer following. The future of TPWW captioneers. Loose Cannon = Randy Orton. Just 'cause he'd hit me if I said anything different Lamuella = The Rock. Disappears for long periods of time, but then comes back to massive pops and main-event pushes before his next disappearing act. Corkscrewed = Chris Benoit. The top guy in the business at the moment. The model of captioning consistency. Fryza = Mick Foley. Everybody loves Mick, just like everybody loves Fryza. Has enough "side projects" to where captioning isn't always a priority, but his sets are always popular. I can't come up with good analogies for me, NM, and the rest. Help? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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oooo, what about me?
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One Man Horror Show
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Whoo! For a while there, I thought all my lying, cheating, and stealing were catching up with me.
Would it be too much to say that loopy may be the Ricky Steamboat of captions? I'm thinking of the 80's Steamboat matches. You know you enjoyed the captions the first time around, but every time you revisit them, they get better and better. |
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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I haven't gotten into captions til recently,
I guess I'm a self-proclaimed Shelton Benjamin. |
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Heyman: Don't ever tell me about a shortcut ever again. Bischoff: Sorry, I didn't know they weren't finished installing the road yet. Welcome back to WWE Jeopardy. Host: Okay Paul, How many times has an ex ECW wrestler been buried in the WWE? Heyman: Three Thousand and Five Times Host: OOOO, So Close. The correct answer, according to Vince himself, is "What's ECW?" Dupree: Paul, what's going on? Paul: I have no idea. Guy: Okay you two, give me your best, 'I can't wait to recieve a stunner' look. Jericho and Rene were really having a tough time with the "Wheelbarrow" game. Steve: Hey Rene, check out my new tatoo Rene: That's a cigar burn Steve Steve: ....... Austin was so drunk he used his beer cans as binoculars to try and see what Sean was up to tonight. Oh Boy, Kane must of gotten paid in Rice Kripies treats this week instead of his usual Oreo cookies. Cade: Alright Mark, sorry about your release, good luck in NWA-TNA brother. Mark: NO NO, I still work for the WWE, I'm just going to Smackdown. Cade: Wait, what's going on again? Bischoff and Nidia's reaction to Ultimo Dragon finally learning how to say to say something in English other then, "Regular or Black." Heyman was told by management beforehand to act chocked up when Cena had the sad duty of making an announcement that Vince has stubbed his toe during an early morning encounter with a spider. Cena then proceeded to explain that everything was okay because Vince had caught the spider and sent it to Raw where it would be punished by being buried by HHH. Hunter's reaction to learning that Batista had walked in on Randy and Steph having sex in the cafeteria. You knew Trish's heel turn wasn't working out so well when Christian had to demand for the fans to stop chanting "Trish" during matches. Trish: Wait, you and I are heels right. Christian: Yeah, I think. The RVD/Booker T combo music even made Booker hurl. Flair: I swear it wasn't my idea to give you and RVD that music. The ref just realized he was due to fix Vince's lawnmower in five minutes. Flair: Hey, did you watch how I worked his leg before applying the figure four? Batista: Heh.... That guy over there wasn't the referee, he was just a passerby taking a quick route to the vending machine. I guess Austin found Eddie's lowrider in the back. Flair should of thunk twice before snatching that last Almond Joy during the commercial break. |
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Inno Knows.
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Camera Guy: Ok this is gonna sound a little crazy...TWO dragons |
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Ball So Hard University
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LOL, I just thought of a brilliant one.
![]() Trips: Um... Dave? Dave: Yeah? (Looks over at Flair) Trips: You're no longer the wingmaster. Dave:
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Heh, I am gonna be hitting that pic up still by next week, you're right, it is a great one.
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Starski and Hutch
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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but why am I Kevin Nash, and it has to be more than my name is BDC.
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I'm not sure you want me to answer that.
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*see who I am |
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