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Cranky Kong
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Any other wrestler with an R-Truth gimmick
GET ROWDY!
It's the Great Khali! The sexiest man in the Punjabi I'll terrorize your upper card for a couple years Standing next to Runjin with my dick by his ear GET ROWDY!
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Doin' It Right
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Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler
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He's Here
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Roddy
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Cranky Kong
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It's your turn, is what I'm saying.
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Get a poke on
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It's Buff Bagwell
I must shag well I eat a snack wells And blow angles Roam around Thunder With a gay top hat Peanut butter jelly with Sting's baseball bat UGH Knock em out the box I worked the first WWF Nitro For a night, bro I'm so psycho I get more play than Tyco Pour some liquor out in the memory of American Males Ugh Yeah Can't stop Won't stop Peace |
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Cranky Kong
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That's the spirit, Jeritron!
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Doin' It Right
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So fucking sexy.
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I'll need the actual R-Trugh lyrics to do this properly.
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Cranky Kong
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No you will not.
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Cranky Kong
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*sigh*
OK, fine Afterlife, it goes like this.... GET ROWDY! Shitty rap for a while GET ROWDY! Now go! |
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RIP SABU
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I've been wondering for a bit: Who would win a Battle Rap between R-Truth and Cena before he lost creative controle over his freestyling raps?
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Cranky Kong
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Definitely Cena. Definitely.
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Dr.Pepper Lover
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cena hands down. Hell Angle could take him.
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RIP SABU
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So fucking sexy.
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A Property of Matter
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What about R-Truth and K-Kwik?
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I am legend hunter
A purified head punter I injure my shoulder but I got Cody as a place holder I'm second generation because of my dad If you disrespect me, I'l shit in your bag When I won my first belt, my head was reeling Uh Oh. Trips didn't like that I shattered the glass ceiling The whole damn scenario was pretty insane Even CM Punk got a longer title reign You may not like me, but even so If you cross my path, you're feeling R K O WORD |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I Kung Fu Naki
This what I say I lose more matches than what I weigh They give me cruiser belt but I was shit WWE retire belt on Finlay's midget |
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Get a poke on
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Hickory Dickory Dock
Pat Patterson sucked my cock It got me a push It tickled my bush And Vince paid me not to talk Little Jim Ross Sat on his boss Stomping his mudhole in way Along came Gerald Brisco With a big tub of Crisco And business picked up today! Chris Benoit drank lots of wine Chris Benoit had a short climb All of his bibles and all of his texts Couldn't do justice like a weighted bowflex |
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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I am the cheese
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A Property of Matter
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Dad and bag don't really rhyme.
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Get a poke on
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Mine aren't raps. They're mother goose rhymes
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Cranky Kong
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R-Truth doesn't really do nursery rhymes.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I DON'T SEE YOU ALL TRYING, GOD DAMNIT.
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So fucking sexy.
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I can't do shitty rap parody without shitty rap lyrics. Alls I'm sayin.
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