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Originally Posted by Dorkchop
Look forward to reading it in every single update for the next 4 days. Just like when it snows.
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"I just wanted to update all of our loyal readers that everything is returning to normal here at our offices. I am currently washing my piss covered pants that I wore yesterday when the shooting happened. I was scared, so I hid behind a chair like a little girl just like Michael Cole did. If another shooting happens, I won't update because I'll probably be dead.
Oh and for the person who wished that I got AIDS in my stocking for Christmas, I hope you had a wonderful holiday!"