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Worst line you ever heard in a movie
There was probably a topic on this but search does not work.
"You know what happens to a frog when its struck by lightening?.......The same thing that happens to everything else" ~Storm X-men |
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Raw Video Footage
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The entirety of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen script.
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You can't teach that
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Arnold The GOvenor
the 6th Day ---------------- Two protesters stand outside urgingAdam not to clone his pet as it is "against the will of God". Adam replies, "Than God shouldn't have killed my dog!" |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Anything Michael Clarke Duncan says in any action/comic book movie sounds instantly retarded to me.
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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Whaddya say I take you home and eat your pussy
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Shark Attack 3.
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Some of those are the greatest lines that I have ever heard in a movie.
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Unnecessarily awesome
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The entirety of the Fast and the Furious movies
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Whoaball!
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Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "It won't be easy getting in there."
Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 2: "How do we get in?" Indiscriminate Japanese Guy 1: "Easy." From "Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2" |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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When I heard this line I laughed and deemed it the worst line ive ever heard in film history
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield Girl: "Nick I thought you were dead" Nick: "I was, but im better now" |
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"Ask him!"
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"Anakin... you're breaking my heart!"
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SEX APPEAL
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Doin' It Right
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"I'll be back"
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Taller than Adam Cole
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"She's got an ass on her like a 7 year old boy."
From "True Lies." |
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^lol are you serious totally missed it
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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Whoaball!
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I saw this movie once where a girl got secondhand information about her man making out with another woman, and so she threw a tantrum and kicked him out without listening to him or having any real knowledge of the situation. I forget what movie it was, but man...talk about an impressive monologue.
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Quote:
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Stickman
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Pretty much the entire Star Wars series, but this one line stands out to me. I think it's on the first one (which i guess is what, episode 3 or something?), they were asking Luke to do something and he said, "Aww, but I wanted to go into town to get a power adapter." Terrible.
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Head on a Rollercoaster
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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I'm pretty sure the line is "10-year-old boy."
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Selectively Social
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That Entenbrot, The Mask
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im not sure exactly how it is but it's in the day after tomorrow where the guy spends ages convincing some guy he'll die if he goes out and then decides to go out himself cause his son is out there. south park parodied it pretty well.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Hockey Superstar
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This one makes me cringe much more.
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." Or something like that. Pretty much anything Anakin says while trying to pick up Padmé, really. |
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Previously known as
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Garbage Day!
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Now. Here. Man.
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"Anakin, the Chancellor is evil!"
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Really, Anakin? The ones who were trying to get rid of the Sith Lord who had you chop up kids? Those are the bad guys? |
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Der Metzgermeister
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Hey, sanka, you can go now
Ummmm, too late |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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From that cinematic gem known as House of the Dead:
Generic hero: You did all this to become immortal. Why? Villain: To live forever! You don't say. |
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King of the Ring
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'you ever heard of el nino? well I'm el negro! now come on down here and let me tap that ass'
Ice Cube Next Friday |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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But for me, the worst line, is from Trolls 2 where the guy is like "Theyre eating her. Then theyre going to eat me. OH MY GAAAAAWD." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4 Last edited by PorkSoda; 03-04-2009 at 08:05 PM. |
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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The Da Vinci Code
Tom Hanks: Quick! I need to get to a library |
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The Thread Killer
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Gone Baby gone (Ben Affleck's directorial debut)
"Bitches love the Cheddar!" |
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Der Metzgermeister
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
stupid girl from Texas chainsaw massacre laughing her head off about 10 seconds after some crazy dude was cutting her up with a knife |
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Hey Mister!
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Whoaball!
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The X-Men quote I definitely agree with. I thought at the very least besides that the characters should have worn their outfits from the animated series which is probably the X-Men's most recognizable series besides the comics of course.
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Der Metzgermeister
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Its a matter of life and death.
From one of those scary movies where the guy convinces the chick to play with his nob. Shit dude, use a better excuse next time |
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