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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The Greatest Unemployed Card!
I haven't fully thought this one through, but then again it's the internet so who really cares....
We've talked about Legends cards, Afterlife cards, but what about Unemployed cards? Here are the rules- You have a World title, and two or three other titles of your choices (ie- Hardcore, Women's, Tag, Basic midcard title, etc) you can use (which doesn't mean you HAVE to use them all). Book a ppv with unemployed wrestlers. They can be on the indy scene or working in Japan, but not wrestling for WWE, TNA, or RoH. They can be retired, but you have to believe that they can still be able to work a match (like you can't put Nick Bockwinkel in match). Aaaaaand.... GO! I'll have mine up after I get something to eat. Quote:
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So fucking sexy.
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Does "unemployed" just mean WWE and TNA?
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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Now THAT'S scary
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So fucking sexy.
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Well, yeah, if that had been there when I ASKED, which it totally WASN'T....
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So fucking sexy.
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So who the hell is working in ROH?
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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So fucking sexy.
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Yeah, but I dunno who's there, so I can't play your game.
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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If you don't know who's in RoH, then there's a good chance you won't pick anyone in RoH for your card.
So you can still play ![]() And here's a link to their roster. http://www.rohwrestling.com/multimedia/roster.aspx |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I guess I'll be the fist.
The bold is the winner. Winner gets another chance in WWE Ken Anderson w/Arn Anderson vs. D’Lo Brown w/Tony Atlas This cannot end well….. Cliff Compton (Domino) and Amy Dumas vs. Pac and Bart Gunn Battle of the Legends (aka- we need a draw) Jimmy Snuka VS Sgt. Slaughter Unemployed Tag Team Titles Umaga and Manu vs. Pete Gas and Joey Abs Unemployed Hardcore Title Rob Van Dam vs. The Sandman Handicap Battle of the Bands Rhythm & Blues vs. Man Mountain Rock and The Headbangers Martial Arts vs. Boxing Steve Blackman vs. Marc Mero "One More Match" vs. One More Match Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin Flag Match Braden Walker vs. Hassan World Unemployed Title Ray Gordy vs. Terry Funk |
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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Where's The Rock???? |
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I dont know about the rest of the card, but I'd so totally do Hogan vs Savage.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Maybe he can be in a triple threat match for the World Unemployed Title.... but Ray Gordy still wins.
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Polyam cult member #420
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Polyam cult member #420
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One and only
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Uh, Atlas is employed by the WWE.
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One and only
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He had a match tonight against evan bourne.
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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One and only
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Crap, he actually got released, I thought that was just a rumor.
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So fucking sexy.
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Unemployed Heavyweight Championship The Rock vs. Lance Storm Unemployed Championship #1 Contender's Spot Rikishi vs. A-Train Unemployed Tag Team Championship Vader and Hugh Morrus vs. Paul London and Spike Dudley I Am Not A Flameout Match Kevin Fertig vs. Marty Janetty Clash of the Classics Jake Roberts vs Randy Savage Costume Collision Battle Kat vs. Doink the Clown Unemployed Cruiserweight Championship Six-Man Elimination Nunzio vs. Essa Rios vs. Tajiri vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Shannon Moore vs. Jesse Unemployed Hardcore Championship Balls Mahoney vs. Mike Bucci Honest Chance Match Kizarny vs. Ken Kennedy |
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I am the cheese
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Your requierments do not = unemployed.
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So fucking sexy.
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I don't watch TNA, either, so if anyone went there recently that I listed, I was unaware. Apologies where applicable.
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World Heavyweight Championship
Rob Van Dam vs. Brock Lesnar Tag Team Championship Match The Lords of the Ring vs. Doug Basham & The Damaja NWA World Heavyweight Championship Blue Demon, Jr. vs. Ken Anderson vs. Eddie Fatu Junior Heavyweight Championship Paul London vs. PAC Women's Match Molly Holly vs. Aja Kong Megastar Special Attraction Hulk Hogan vs. Goldberg Puroresu Special Attraction KENTA vs. Naomichi Marufuji Battle of the Canadian Technicians Lance Storm vs. Sean Morley Women's Special Attraction Match Trish Stratus vs. Jazz vs. Ivory vs. Amy Dumas |
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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World Heavyweight Title Match
Stone Cold vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit vs. Curt Henning vs. El Mesias (judas mesias, Heavyweight champion in Mexico) |
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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I din't Know Austin Aries, Brent albright, roderick strong
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They can't be dead I'm guessing, be a bit of a stiff match otherwise
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Resident drug enabler
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Ray Gordy and Tony Atlas are still employed by WWE...
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Resident drug enabler
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Okay... this is me being somewhat realistic, not using guys like Rock or Austin who would have absolutely no chance of coming back for a match on a card like this.
World Title Rob Van Dam vs. Eddie Fatu United States Title Ken Kennedy vs. Sean Morley Tag Titles The Impact Players vs. Cliff Compton and Sean O'Haire Cruiserweight Title Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Paul London Extreme 3-Way Dance Steve Corino vs. Sabu vs. The Sandman Al Snow vs. Maven Huffman Lance "HB" Cade vs. Marty Jannetty Nick Dinsmore vs. Elijah Burke |
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Dead guys can probably still have a better match than wwe's recent call-ups
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So fucking sexy.
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Zing!
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