Two PPV Retitles...

**Fox** · 06-28-2009, 04:47 PM

(WWE Writer's Room)

GERWITZ: Okay, Vince wants us to look into changing some of the PPV's names. Mainly the ones that can be linked toward the Chris Benoit incident or steroids in any way.

WRITER #1: What about Survivor Series? That's pretty gruesome sounding.

GERWITZ: Okay, but nobody survived the Chris Benoit murders, so nobody is going to draw that connection. Think with your head, asshole.

WRITER #2: No Mercy?

GERWITZ: Okay, that's one. Ideas?

WRITER #3: Ruthless agression.

GERWITZ: How is that better?

WRITER #4: Mat Wars!

GERWITZ: Too much like Star Wars.

WRITER #2: What about Hell in the Cell, and here's the kicker, we make all the big matches Hell in the Cell matches! Those things make tons of money!

GERWITZ: Hmm... there were no cells in the Benoit house, except the dog kennels... I like it!

WRITER #1: If we're renaming PPV's to stray from the Benoit incident, why did we rename one of them "Breaking Point?"

GERWITZ: Shut the fuck up!

06-28-2009, 04:47 PM	#31
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,075	(WWE Writer's Room) GERWITZ: Okay, Vince wants us to look into changing some of the PPV's names. Mainly the ones that can be linked toward the Chris Benoit incident or steroids in any way. WRITER #1: What about Survivor Series? That's pretty gruesome sounding. GERWITZ: Okay, but nobody survived the Chris Benoit murders, so nobody is going to draw that connection. Think with your head, asshole. WRITER #2: No Mercy? GERWITZ: Okay, that's one. Ideas? WRITER #3: Ruthless agression. GERWITZ: How is that better? WRITER #4: Mat Wars! GERWITZ: Too much like Star Wars. WRITER #2: What about Hell in the Cell, and here's the kicker, we make all the big matches Hell in the Cell matches! Those things make tons of money! GERWITZ: Hmm... there were no cells in the Benoit house, except the dog kennels... I like it! WRITER #1: If we're renaming PPV's to stray from the Benoit incident, why did we rename one of them "Breaking Point?" GERWITZ: Shut the fuck up!