06-28-2009, 05:36 PM
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#33
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Originally Posted by Fox
(WWE Writer's Room)
GERWITZ: Okay, Vince wants us to look into changing some of the PPV's names. Mainly the ones that can be linked toward the Chris Benoit incident or steroids in any way.
WRITER #1: What about Survivor Series? That's pretty gruesome sounding.
GERWITZ: Okay, but nobody survived the Chris Benoit murders, so nobody is going to draw that connection. Think with your head, asshole.
WRITER #2: No Mercy?
GERWITZ: Okay, that's one. Ideas?
WRITER #3: Ruthless agression.
GERWITZ: How is that better?
WRITER #4: Mat Wars!
GERWITZ: Too much like Star Wars.
WRITER #2: What about Hell in the Cell, and here's the kicker, we make all the big matches Hell in the Cell matches! Those things make tons of money!
GERWITZ: Hmm... there were no cells in the Benoit house, except the dog kennels... I like it!
WRITER #1: If we're renaming PPV's to stray from the Benoit incident, why did we rename one of them "Breaking Point?"
GERWITZ: Shut the fuck up!
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This is why we need more Wrestling Scenes From A Hat.
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