Tiger Woods in an accident and in serious condition - Page 2

**The Mackem** · 12-08-2009, 08:23 AM

I don't think the world is ready for a Tiger Woods sex tape.

**Hanso Amore** · 12-08-2009, 08:24 AM

So now some woman was taken from his home on life support? jesus this is a mess

**The Mackem** · 12-08-2009, 08:25 AM

Here’s a quick break down of Cheetah’s cluckers:

1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.
2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.
3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.
4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.
5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.
6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.
7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.
8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.
9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.
10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

**DaveBrawl** · 12-08-2009, 08:32 AM

I'm confused is Tiger a golfer or a rock star?

**The Mackem** · 12-08-2009, 08:45 AM

ummm edit nevermind, apparently you can't post rumours on the internet

**The Mackem** · 12-08-2009, 08:46 AM

The sexy british presenter I'm talking about, not the one on life support.

**Ogen** · 12-08-2009, 01:47 PM

Lion Cheetah Tiger is the best thing to come out of all this, thats some top notch work.

RP · 12-08-2009, 06:40 PM

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-08-2009, 06:46 PM

So pretty much Tiger Woods is a badass.

**Evil Vito** · 12-09-2009, 03:11 PM

So, now a pornographic magazine is claiming it has pictures of Tiger Woods.

Okay, if Tiger honestly posed for a porno mag and thought it wasn't going to get out eventually...wow. If that's true, this is officially one of the single-greatest destructions of an icon ever.

-edit-

Apparently it's Playgirl

Bye bye ALL of Tigers' sponsors if these get out on top of everything else

**Jeritron** · 12-09-2009, 03:15 PM

This escalated very quickly

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-09-2009, 03:17 PM

lol "Destruction of an icon" I don't get that at all. He's permiscuous, hardly a reason to hate the man.

**Evil Vito** · 12-09-2009, 03:38 PM

Oh don't get me wrong, I agree. Yeah it's a shitty thing to do and all...but it doesn't make me hate him. I don't give a shit about his personal life.

Problem is though, most other people feel differently, and I get the sense that he's going to be taking a MAJOR beating in the court of public opinion, including even more sponsors pulling away from him.

To think...none of this may have ever surfaced if not for the car accident.

**BCWWF** · 12-09-2009, 03:46 PM

I don't think it's unreasonable for people to have a lesser opinion of a man who arrogantly and excessively cheats on the wife who is the mother to his two young children, to be honest.

**YOUR Hero** · 12-11-2009, 08:32 PM

^ yup

...Today Tiger announced he is stepping down from golfing for an indefinate period of time.

**YOUR Hero** · 12-11-2009, 08:33 PM

All this, just to cum.

So stupid of him.

**Droford** · 12-11-2009, 08:33 PM

I wonder how long his "indefinite leave" from golf will be..

My guess is he's at the Masters in April.

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-14-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BCWWF

I don't think it's unreasonable for people to have a lesser opinion of a man who arrogantly and excessively cheats on the wife who is the mother to his two young children, to be honest.

Man, put yourself in his shoes. I'm not saying it's right and I would hope I wouldn't do what he's done. But you have people throwing themselves at you constantly, and they're all sexy, and you're horny... well fuckit, I'd like to see how you reacted.

Again it's not right, but he's human. I don't judge him based on his fidelity, I judge him based on how he swings a golf club. Pro athletes cheat on their spouses like it's going out of style, it is what it is. I think we should worry more about other, more important things than something that only effects a man and his family.

**BCWWF** · 12-14-2009, 10:07 AM

That doesn't really change anything. I'm not necessarily surprised that he would have given into temptation like that (although I don't believe a good portion of the "news" these call girls are saying about him).

But the fact that he has two young kids makes it a pretty sad, whether he is a great golfer or a crack dealer.

I think it will be interesting to finally hear what Elin's side of the story is. Given all that has come out, if even half of it is true, I would be shocked to find out that she had no idea. However, if she truly was left in the dark, then it makes Tiger look like a terrible person even more.

**Londoner** · 12-14-2009, 10:17 AM

The fact that golf will struggle without him so much highlights what a shitty 'sport' golf really is.

Tbh i find this whole thing really odd, i'm wondering if the car accident was a suicidal attempt after he realised his mistakes.

**BCWWF** · 12-14-2009, 12:25 PM

There is plenty of market for golf in the world, though. Tiger just brought in a whole new mainstream fan, which can be attributed to him probably being the best-ever while also being a black man with an impeccably positive image until a few weeks ago.

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-14-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BCWWF

That doesn't really change anything. I'm not necessarily surprised that he would have given into temptation like that (although I don't believe a good portion of the "news" these call girls are saying about him).

But the fact that he has two young kids makes it a pretty sad, whether he is a great golfer or a crack dealer.

I think it will be interesting to finally hear what Elin's side of the story is. Given all that has come out, if even half of it is true, I would be shocked to find out that she had no idea. However, if she truly was left in the dark, then it makes Tiger look like a terrible person even more.

"The fact that he has 2 kids" wtf man. God I hate when people get all high and mighty about this shit. It's not like he abused the kids. He just thinks with his dick and was disloyal. It happens.

Believe me those kids will be fine given the billions of dollars their dad is worth.

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-14-2009, 12:36 PM

If Tiger embraced his new image, and was just like "yee I fucked up, but I'm still gonna play me some golf" he'd still keep he 18-35 demographic and they'd probably watch him more because of all the controversy and the fact that we are this "in your face" generation, who don't need our sports stars to be good guys, because we aren't a bunch of fairies.

**Skippord** · 12-14-2009, 01:19 PM

I like my sports stars to be good guys, because I support people not being giant douches

**Skippord** · 12-14-2009, 01:20 PM

then again I am a Denver Nuggets fan

**Savio** · 12-14-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mackem

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a �sex-addicted cougar.�

I'd be awesome if they meant that literally and she was not 50 or something.

**McLegend** · 12-15-2009, 10:47 AM

This is amazing. Literally every single day something new comes out.

Now his Doctor is allegedly investigation for HGH. I don't care about all his money I would not want be him right now.

Link

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/15/sports/15doctor.html

**Reavant** · 12-15-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Gorgeous Dale Newstead

Man, put yourself in his shoes. I'm not saying it's right and I would hope I wouldn't do what he's done. But you have people throwing themselves at you constantly, and they're all sexy, and you're horny... well fuckit, I'd like to see how you reacted.

Again it's not right, but he's human. I don't judge him based on his fidelity, I judge him based on how he swings a golf club. Pro athletes cheat on their spouses like it's going out of style, it is what it is. I think we should worry more about other, more important things than something that only effects a man and his family.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorgeous Dale Newstead

"The fact that he has 2 kids" wtf man. God I hate when people get all high and mighty about this shit. It's not like he abused the kids. He just thinks with his dick and was disloyal. It happens.

Believe me those kids will be fine given the billions of dollars their dad is worth.

Seriouysly dude? Your making yourself sound like a giant shit sandwich right now.

Think about this.... hes been sending money to these bitches on a monthly basis to pay for shit they need/keep them quiet. That is money that is not going to his kids and family.

Once you bring kids into the world, its your responsibility to raise them right and not fuck them up. Theres just some things you cant do when theres children involved.

And to say "it happens" is fucking retarded considering it happened and happened and happened.... whats the count now like 10-15 women who he had relationships with? common man thats WAY more than just some little mistake.

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-15-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Reavant

Seriouysly dude? Your making yourself sound like a giant shit sandwich right now.

Think about this.... hes been sending money to these bitches on a monthly basis to pay for shit they need/keep them quiet. That is money that is not going to his kids and family.

Once you bring kids into the world, its your responsibility to raise them right and not fuck them up. Theres just some things you cant do when theres children involved.

And to say "it happens" is fucking retarded considering it happened and happened and happened.... whats the count now like 10-15 women who he had relationships with? common man thats WAY more than just some little mistake.

I dunno man, I just don't understand all this shock and awe about it all. Are people really THAT surprised? This is something pro athletes do. I dunno, I just don't really give that much of a fuck. I'd never do what he did, it's not my thing. But this is shit that happens in the world.

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-15-2009, 11:39 AM

And i'd be a tastey turkey/mayo sammich if anything.

**BCWWF** · 12-15-2009, 11:54 AM

You're really just repeating cliched nonsense. While it's obvious that infidelity and pro athletes is relatively common, the extent of it in the Woods case, as well as the circumstances, make this quite extraordinary.

I liken it to John Edwards. Infidelity is frequent in politics, too, but when you routinely cheat on your cancer-ridden wife, that's a whole new ballgame.

**Londoner** · 12-15-2009, 12:05 PM

Gotta agree with reavant and BCWWF.

**Ol Dirty Dastard** · 12-15-2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCWWF

You're really just repeating cliched nonsense. While it's obvious that infidelity and pro athletes is relatively common, the extent of it in the Woods case, as well as the circumstances, make this quite extraordinary.

I liken it to John Edwards. Infidelity is frequent in politics, too, but when you routinely cheat on your cancer-ridden wife, that's a whole new ballgame.

lol she's not cancer ridden in this case. And I guarantee he doesn't cheat anymore than anyone else.

**BCWWF** · 12-15-2009, 12:23 PM

That is just stupid because:

A. You have no basis in which to guarantee that

B. It's most likely not true

**Londoner** · 12-15-2009, 12:27 PM

I love how people feel they know someone enough to judge them from behind their computers. How the fuck can you guarantee such a thing like that?

**BCWWF** · 12-15-2009, 01:33 PM

I still think it's crazy that all of these women are coming out saying this stuff without their validity being questioned. Some of it is so over the top, and the women have so much to gain by creating or embellishing stories.

**Londoner** · 12-15-2009, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCWWF

I still think it's crazy that all of these women are coming out saying this stuff without their validity being questioned. Some of it is so over the top, and the women have so much to gain by creating or embellishing stories.

I hate women like them, makes me sick tbh.

**Reavant** · 12-15-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gorgeous Dale Newstead

lol she's not cancer ridden in this case. And I guarantee he doesn't cheat anymore than anyone else.

hes having whole other relationships with multiple different women on top of any random hookups he has. How can you say everyone else has the means or is even capable of pulling that off?

**Reavant** · 12-15-2009, 03:51 PM

Now I dont really care about tiger. If hes a peice of shit hes a piece of shit whatever Im not suprised, but to say hes like anyone else and this is just a little mistake on his part that happens all the time with people is fucking retarded.

Its not like he was only with one other woman or he would have an occasional one nighter while over seas or away from home. He had multiple relationships with these other women giving them money and flying them out places to be with them... all the while that money and time is being taken away from his family.

**BCWWF** · 12-15-2009, 04:22 PM

Exactly. So far it looks like Tiger is a pretty terrible person.

Again, if LeBron James came out that he smoked weed, you could get away with the "It's not a big deal, I just care about his basketball." But if LeBron James came out that he smokes weed with his kids and then drives them around, it's not just a little harmless thing anymore.

There's a line, and Tiger passed the line of being a pretty shitty person to me, so I will definitely look at him differently.

12-08-2009, 08:45 AM	#45
The Mackem VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT Posts: 38,940	ummm edit nevermind, apparently you can't post rumours on the internet Last edited by The Mackem; 12-08-2009 at 08:55 AM.

12-09-2009, 03:11 PM	#50
Evil Vito President of Freedonia Posts: 58,329	So, now a pornographic magazine is claiming it has pictures of Tiger Woods. Okay, if Tiger honestly posed for a porno mag and thought it wasn't going to get out eventually...wow. If that's true, this is officially one of the single-greatest destructions of an icon ever. -edit- Apparently it's Playgirl Bye bye ALL of Tigers' sponsors if these get out on top of everything else Last edited by Evil Vito; 12-09-2009 at 03:13 PM.

12-15-2009, 10:47 AM	#67
McLegend Temporary Posts: 15,591	This is amazing. Literally every single day something new comes out. Now his Doctor is allegedly investigation for HGH. I don't care about all his money I would not want be him right now. Link http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/15/sports/15doctor.html Last edited by McLegend; 12-15-2009 at 10:57 AM.

12-08-2009, 08:23 AM	#41
The Mackem VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT Posts: 38,940	I don't think the world is ready for a Tiger Woods sex tape.

12-08-2009, 08:24 AM	#42
Hanso Amore You can't teach that Posts: 19,337	So now some woman was taken from his home on life support? jesus this is a mess

12-08-2009, 08:25 AM	#43
The Mackem VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT Posts: 38,940	Here’s a quick break down of Cheetah’s cluckers: 1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair. 2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it. 3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report. 4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son. 5.) Jamie Jungers.* The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.* 6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports. 7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods. 8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server. 9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9* is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.* 10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10.* is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”*

12-08-2009, 08:32 AM	#44
DaveBrawl Inconceivable Posts: 9,887	I'm confused is Tiger a golfer or a rock star?

12-08-2009, 08:46 AM	#46
The Mackem VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT Posts: 38,940	The sexy british presenter I'm talking about, not the one on life support.

12-08-2009, 01:47 PM	#47
Ogen Posts: 16,220	Lion Cheetah Tiger is the best thing to come out of all this, thats some top notch work.

12-08-2009, 06:40 PM	#48
RP King of Love and Piss Posts: 62,991

12-08-2009, 06:46 PM	#49
Ol Dirty Dastard boop/bop/beep Posts: 38,430	So pretty much Tiger Woods is a badass.

12-09-2009, 03:15 PM	#51
Jeritron Get a poke on Posts: 35,234	This escalated very quickly

12-09-2009, 03:17 PM	#52
Ol Dirty Dastard boop/bop/beep Posts: 38,430	lol "Destruction of an icon" I don't get that at all. He's permiscuous, hardly a reason to hate the man.

12-11-2009, 08:33 PM	#56
YOUR Hero Adminstigator Posts: 102,491	All this, just to cum. So stupid of him.

12-09-2009, 03:38 PM	#53
Evil Vito President of Freedonia Posts: 58,329	Oh don't get me wrong, I agree. Yeah it's a shitty thing to do and all...but it doesn't make me hate him. I don't give a shit about his personal life. Problem is though, most other people feel differently, and I get the sense that he's going to be taking a MAJOR beating in the court of public opinion, including even more sponsors pulling away from him. To think...none of this may have ever surfaced if not for the car accident.

12-09-2009, 03:46 PM	#54
BCWWF The People's Member Posts: 18,092	I don't think it's unreasonable for people to have a lesser opinion of a man who arrogantly and excessively cheats on the wife who is the mother to his two young children, to be honest.

12-11-2009, 08:32 PM	#55
YOUR Hero Adminstigator Posts: 102,491	^ yup ...Today Tiger announced he is stepping down from golfing for an indefinate period of time.

12-11-2009, 08:33 PM	#57
Droford Posts: 52,478	I wonder how long his "indefinite leave" from golf will be.. My guess is he's at the Masters in April.

12-14-2009, 10:07 AM	#59
BCWWF The People's Member Posts: 18,092	That doesn't really change anything. I'm not necessarily surprised that he would have given into temptation like that (although I don't believe a good portion of the "news" these call girls are saying about him). But the fact that he has two young kids makes it a pretty sad, whether he is a great golfer or a crack dealer. I think it will be interesting to finally hear what Elin's side of the story is. Given all that has come out, if even half of it is true, I would be shocked to find out that she had no idea. However, if she truly was left in the dark, then it makes Tiger look like a terrible person even more.

12-14-2009, 10:17 AM	#60
Londoner One Of A Kind Posts: 22,178	The fact that golf will struggle without him so much highlights what a shitty 'sport' golf really is. Tbh i find this whole thing really odd, i'm wondering if the car accident was a suicidal attempt after he realised his mistakes.

12-14-2009, 12:25 PM	#61
BCWWF The People's Member Posts: 18,092	There is plenty of market for golf in the world, though. Tiger just brought in a whole new mainstream fan, which can be attributed to him probably being the best-ever while also being a black man with an impeccably positive image until a few weeks ago.

12-14-2009, 12:36 PM	#63
Ol Dirty Dastard boop/bop/beep Posts: 38,430	If Tiger embraced his new image, and was just like "yee I fucked up, but I'm still gonna play me some golf" he'd still keep he 18-35 demographic and they'd probably watch him more because of all the controversy and the fact that we are this "in your face" generation, who don't need our sports stars to be good guys, because we aren't a bunch of fairies.

12-14-2009, 01:19 PM	#64
Skippord I'm Mr. White Christmas Posts: 44,526	I like my sports stars to be good guys, because I support people not being giant douches

12-14-2009, 01:20 PM	#65
Skippord I'm Mr. White Christmas Posts: 44,526	then again I am a Denver Nuggets fan

12-15-2009, 11:39 AM	#70
Ol Dirty Dastard boop/bop/beep Posts: 38,430	And i'd be a tastey turkey/mayo sammich if anything.

12-15-2009, 11:54 AM	#71
BCWWF The People's Member Posts: 18,092	You're really just repeating cliched nonsense. While it's obvious that infidelity and pro athletes is relatively common, the extent of it in the Woods case, as well as the circumstances, make this quite extraordinary. I liken it to John Edwards. Infidelity is frequent in politics, too, but when you routinely cheat on your cancer-ridden wife, that's a whole new ballgame.

12-15-2009, 12:05 PM	#72
Londoner One Of A Kind Posts: 22,178	Gotta agree with reavant and BCWWF.

12-15-2009, 12:23 PM	#74
BCWWF The People's Member Posts: 18,092	That is just stupid because: A. You have no basis in which to guarantee that B. It's most likely not true

12-15-2009, 12:27 PM	#75
Londoner One Of A Kind Posts: 22,178	I love how people feel they know someone enough to judge them from behind their computers. How the fuck can you guarantee such a thing like that?

12-15-2009, 01:33 PM	#76
BCWWF The People's Member Posts: 18,092	I still think it's crazy that all of these women are coming out saying this stuff without their validity being questioned. Some of it is so over the top, and the women have so much to gain by creating or embellishing stories.

12-15-2009, 03:51 PM	#79
Reavant Donkey Punch Elite Posts: 9,910	Now I dont really care about tiger. If hes a peice of shit hes a piece of shit whatever Im not suprised, but to say hes like anyone else and this is just a little mistake on his part that happens all the time with people is fucking retarded. Its not like he was only with one other woman or he would have an occasional one nighter while over seas or away from home. He had multiple relationships with these other women giving them money and flying them out places to be with them... all the while that money and time is being taken away from his family.

12-15-2009, 04:22 PM	#80
BCWWF The People's Member Posts: 18,092	Exactly. So far it looks like Tiger is a pretty terrible person. Again, if LeBron James came out that he smoked weed, you could get away with the "It's not a big deal, I just care about his basketball." But if LeBron James came out that he smokes weed with his kids and then drives them around, it's not just a little harmless thing anymore. There's a line, and Tiger passed the line of being a pretty shitty person to me, so I will definitely look at him differently.