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**Lock Jaw** · 08-09-2010, 02:10 AM

Biggest "story" was probably WWE's new show NXT, which sees eight "rookies" paired with "pros" and fighting for a contract or a title shot or something. They are currently in their second "season".

The rookies from the first season are now a mega-heel nWo-like stable called "Nexus" on Raw. Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson) used to be one of them, but he was released for choking one of the ring announcers with his own tie during the Nexus' initial "tear stuff up" appearance on Raw.

Also, there is a new "anonymous" General Manager on Raw who communicates via e-mail, but those around here know that it is really just me.

The Miz has a Money in the Bank briefcase. Sheamus is champion of Raw again, and after fighting Cena a few times, he is now fighting Orton again.

Over on Smackdown, Kane is the champion, Undertaker is in a vegetative state, Rey is the number one contender, and Jack Swagger was previously champ but has pretty much been jobbed out to Rey half a dozen times now.

08-09-2010, 02:10 AM	#7
Lock Jaw Skibbidy Lock Jaw Posts: 88,789	Biggest "story" was probably WWE's new show NXT, which sees eight "rookies" paired with "pros" and fighting for a contract or a title shot or something. They are currently in their second "season". The rookies from the first season are now a mega-heel nWo-like stable called "Nexus" on Raw. Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson) used to be one of them, but he was released for choking one of the ring announcers with his own tie during the Nexus' initial "tear stuff up" appearance on Raw. Also, there is a new "anonymous" General Manager on Raw who communicates via e-mail, but those around here know that it is really just me. The Miz has a Money in the Bank briefcase. Sheamus is champion of Raw again, and after fighting Cena a few times, he is now fighting Orton again. Over on Smackdown, Kane is the champion, Undertaker is in a vegetative state, Rey is the number one contender, and Jack Swagger was previously champ but has pretty much been jobbed out to Rey half a dozen times now.