SmackDOWN! Captions [5-20-2004]

**thuganomicalcrippler** · 05-21-2004, 09:01 AM

When I find who put postage stamps on my head and tried to airmail me to Botchnia.......

How Haas wished he could play the gay guy. So do we Charles, so do we.

Unfortuantely, so did Hunter.

The Bull stumbles upon a concentration camp. And the survior has been lonely. VERY lonely.

Awesome

Triple H: Hey Billy, how do like the new hair colour? And I've got new clothes to match , and..... Billy?

If you have one Chavo, and I give you another, how many will you have?

Ref:Um...Chavo? You're not performing the Heimlich Manoeveur correctly.
Chavo: No, holmes, it says here to hold tightly around the waist and press hard, elevating the ribcage.
Spike: Thats my neck you friggin' moron!
Chavo: Yeah? Well how the f*** am I supposed to know? Its f***ing as thick as your waist!

Chavo: I'm the new WHAT?

Never, ever again, would Chavo Classic agree to let Rhyno give him an eye exam and a dental check-up at the same time.

"Right, so its says here to grab the guys waist....."

Cena's and Rene's reaction when they realised they could no longer watch Friends at 8 pm on Thursdays. What could they possibly watch now?

"Why are my hands stuck?"

Funaki shows us how many matches hes actually WON since his debut.

Booker: "Dude, where the heck have you been putting that hand?"

Maybe displaying the Stock Market Ticker on the Titantron wasn't that bright an idea.

05-21-2004, 09:01 AM	#1
thuganomicalcrippler Peeps Unite Posts: 259	When I find who put postage stamps on my head and tried to airmail me to Botchnia....... How Haas wished he could play the gay guy. So do we Charles, so do we. Unfortuantely, so did Hunter. The Bull stumbles upon a concentration camp. And the survior has been lonely. VERY lonely. Awesome Triple H: Hey Billy, how do like the new hair colour? And I've got new clothes to match , and..... Billy? If you have one Chavo, and I give you another, how many will you have? Ref:Um...Chavo? You're not performing the Heimlich Manoeveur correctly. Chavo: No, holmes, it says here to hold tightly around the waist and press hard, elevating the ribcage. Spike: Thats my neck you friggin' moron! Chavo: Yeah? Well how the f* am I supposed to know? Its f*ing as thick as your waist! Chavo: I'm the new WHAT? Never, ever again, would Chavo Classic agree to let Rhyno give him an eye exam and a dental check-up at the same time. "Right, so its says here to grab the guys waist....." Cena's and Rene's reaction when they realised they could no longer watch Friends at 8 pm on Thursdays. What could they possibly watch now? "Why are my hands stuck?" Funaki shows us how many matches hes actually WON since his debut. Booker: "Dude, where the heck have you been putting that hand?" Maybe displaying the Stock Market Ticker on the Titantron wasn't that bright an idea.