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Old 12-12-2011, 03:01 PM   #29
Damndirty
 
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Damndirty is "reptacular" (2,500+)Damndirty is "reptacular" (2,500+)Damndirty is "reptacular" (2,500+)
The night after Wrestlemania, he should come out one day with a psychotic sneer of grinding teeth, carrying a hand full of steroid pills and a syringe coming out of his buttcheek. He then starts chomping on those pills, going,"MMMmmm! Pills are good! Yummy yummy yum yum!" He comes up to the guardrail where a little kid's trying to get a high five, and John jumps over it, grabs the kids face and shoves the pills in the kid's mouth, shouting,"TAKE YOUR VITAMINS, YOU LIL SUNAVA BITCH!" and then puts the kid's dad up on his shoulders and slams him to the mat, saying,"It's called the FU... NOT the AA, dickcheese!" Then he suddenly pounce on the kids mom and savagely rapes her, telling the kid,"I'm fuckin her... I'm fucking your mommy... I'M FUCKING YOUR MOOOOMMMY!!!" And then, after all of that.... people start cheering more frequently, so Vince is backstage barking at creative control and tipping camera equipment over, but creative control swears they didn't write that. Vince asks them,
"Why... is... he doing this?" John comes up to Vince and tells him,"I did it for... THE ROCK!"
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