What does the future hold for young Matthew?

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:08 PM

Saw this on the front page:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=svWG85GjTuk#!

So where do you see Matt going from here? He doesn't sound too much different in this video than most of the other ones he's made suggesting that he's turned a corner. Maybe a bit less grandeur in this one. I really think Matt needs to get out of wrestling and get himself an identity that doesn't involve being a public figure. Doubt it'll happen. What's everyone else got to say?

**Xero** · 12-28-2011, 10:09 PM

Nothing has changed.

**Xero** · 12-28-2011, 10:13 PM

Embedded video:

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:13 PM

Thanks. Fucking YouTube never lets me have any fun.

**Aguakate** · 12-28-2011, 10:14 PM

This guy hasn't still realized (or accepted) 100% that he's got a problem.

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:14 PM

There is one thing that's changed though, I don't think he referred to himself in the third person once in that vid...

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Aguakate

This guy hasn't still realized (or accepted) 100% that he's got a problem.

This, above all else. He sounds like he's giving an acceptance speech. He should be apologizing to those people along with thanking them.

**Xero** · 12-28-2011, 10:18 PM

All he's doing is saying he's better in the video. He comes across like there's no problem.

SURPRISE!

**Xero** · 12-28-2011, 10:20 PM

Thanks WWE for paying for the rehab I got kicked out of.

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:21 PM

"I would like to thank WWE for paying for my rehab. It's too damn bad those hard-asses have no tolerance for mouthwash."

**Aguakate** · 12-28-2011, 10:23 PM

There's the druggie that is all like "I need help! I wanna get out of this but I can't!"

And then there's the druggie that, like Matt, is all like "What? I don't have a problem".

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aguakate

There's the druggie that is all like "I need help! I wanna get out of this but I can't!"

And then there's the druggie that, like Matt, is all like "What? I don't have a problem. You wanna pass that over here?"

Fixed.

**Aguakate** · 12-28-2011, 10:26 PM

Matt's like "If I take recreational drugs it can't be bad. After all, since when is recreation bad?"

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:27 PM

"Jeff does drugs and he's main evented two companies!"

**Xero** · 12-28-2011, 10:27 PM

"I took some recreational drugs. This is a recreational vehicle. Seems like a fine mix."

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:28 PM

"I was LEGALLY drunk! How was I supposed to know that was a bad thing???"

**Theo Dious** · 12-28-2011, 10:29 PM

Also, to the people who are going to come in here with the express purpose of being appalled at our jokes: this is making fun of his sorry-ass excuses and post-misbehavior announcements, not his problem.

**Aguakate** · 12-28-2011, 10:34 PM

Matt: "I take Recreational Drugs because I believe in Recreation. You know, when you come back in another life".

**Wishbone** · 12-28-2011, 11:25 PM

Matt Hardy is a total fucking wreck... I just pray to whatever all knowing being that created the universe that when he kills himself, and he will kill himself even if it's not intentional, that he doesn't kill some poor innocent person too.

**SammyG** · 12-28-2011, 11:27 PM

Jesus dude.

**SlickyTrickyDamon** · 12-29-2011, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedious

"I was LEGALLY drunk! How was I supposed to know that was a bad thing???"

Matt is so fucked up he doesn't think stealing quotes from George Carlin is wrong.

**Theo Dious** · 12-29-2011, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon

Matt is so fucked up he doesn't think stealing quotes from George Carlin is wrong.

I'm not stealing from the dead. I'm paraphrasing from the dead.

**Aguakate** · 12-29-2011, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon

Matt is so fucked up he doesn't know who George Carlin was.

Fixed.

**SlickyTrickyDamon** · 12-29-2011, 01:02 AM

I approve of that edit.

**Xero** · 12-29-2011, 01:02 AM

Does misadventure include suicide?

**Rammsteinmad** · 12-29-2011, 06:55 AM

Sounds like all his other videos.

**Kane Knight** · 12-29-2011, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammyG

Jesus dude.

that's one vote for finding religion.

**Autobahn** · 12-29-2011, 08:39 AM

Love these videos for the youtube comments alone:

robotfreshpies (59 minutes ago)
He got fucked in the ass in jail.

viper619ful (2 hours ago)
does that mean matt hardy is goin to turn face ?

SushiAU (11 hours ago)
Matt Hardy v Zack Ryder for the internet
championship

Thescreensaverr (11 hours ago)
What were you and Braden Walker talking about
backstage?

**CSL** · 12-29-2011, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wishbone

Matt Hardy is a total fucking wreck... I just pray to whatever all knowing being that created the universe that when he kills himself, and he will kill himself even if it's not intentional, that he doesn't kill some poor innocent person too.

you're a fucking idiot, congratulations

**Xero** · 12-29-2011, 10:20 AM

Like that isn't a legitimate concern? He's already been arrested for a DWI.

If he's going to drive under the influence and get killed by doing it, I hope he's alone, drives off a fucking bridge and doesn't hit anybody.

**CSL** · 12-29-2011, 10:43 AM

it's as legitimate a concern as it is for every other wrestler that's been done for a DUI

brb going to find those posts where the muties wish Chris Jericho would kill himself

I also think you have the brain capacity to realize that the point of my post wasn't aimed at the little bit mentioning killing a poor innocent person

**Innovator** · 12-29-2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero

All he's doing is saying he's better in the video. He comes across like there's no problem.

SURPRISE!

Is Russo booking his rehab?

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVE

**dhellova guy** · 12-29-2011, 10:47 AM

Can we add a "who still gives two shits about Matt Hardy" option?

**Xero** · 12-29-2011, 10:48 AM

I don't agree with "wishing death", just that if they're going to drive under the influence, A. I'm not going to feel bad if they die and B. I hope they don't hurt anybody if they do get into shit.

**MoFo** · 12-29-2011, 12:39 PM

Hes going to kill himself and be mentioned in 'biggest waste of potential' & 'shoulda been world champ' polls on TPWW with Owen Hart and Shelton Benjamin

**Captain of Fun** · 12-29-2011, 12:40 PM

Getting eaten by a dragon, most likely.

**Xero** · 12-29-2011, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoFo

Hes going to kill himself and be mentioned in 'biggest waste of potential' & 'shoulda been world champ' polls on TPWW with Owen Hart and Shelton Benjamin

lol

**Wishbone** · 12-29-2011, 01:41 PM

I'd like to state for the record I never in my previous post wished Hardy harm. I simply stated the fact that he is so screwed up that odds are he is going to end up killing himself at some time, be it overdose, 'accident', or suicide. Honestly I wish I could say that I wished him the best, but to be fair I'm so sick of him that I just don't give a damn one way or the other. If he cleans up and sets himself strait good for him, but if he doesn't it's not going to bother me at all either.

**JimmyMess** · 12-29-2011, 01:53 PM

why is he cutting a promo?

**Theo Dious** · 12-29-2011, 03:27 PM

Huh. I really expected buttsex to win out over death.

View Poll Results: Where does Matt go?
Cleans up, gets out of wrestling	1	3.33%
Cleans up, stays in wrestling	3	10.00%
Back to jail for some therapeutic buttsex	10	33.33%
Death by misadventure	16	53.33%
Voters: 30. You must log in or register to vote on this poll.

12-28-2011, 10:08 PM	#1
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	What does the future hold for young Matthew? Saw this on the front page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=svWG85GjTuk#! So where do you see Matt going from here? He doesn't sound too much different in this video than most of the other ones he's made suggesting that he's turned a corner. Maybe a bit less grandeur in this one. I really think Matt needs to get out of wrestling and get himself an identity that doesn't involve being a public figure. Doubt it'll happen. What's everyone else got to say?

12-28-2011, 10:09 PM	#2
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Nothing has changed.

12-28-2011, 10:13 PM	#3
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Embedded video:

12-28-2011, 10:14 PM	#5
Aguakate Posts: 6,350	This guy hasn't still realized (or accepted) 100% that he's got a problem.

12-28-2011, 10:18 PM	#8
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	All he's doing is saying he's better in the video. He comes across like there's no problem. SURPRISE!

12-28-2011, 10:20 PM	#9
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Thanks WWE for paying for the rehab I got kicked out of.

12-28-2011, 10:21 PM	#10
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	"I would like to thank WWE for paying for my rehab. It's too damn bad those hard-asses have no tolerance for mouthwash."

12-28-2011, 10:23 PM	#11
Aguakate Posts: 6,350	There's the druggie that is all like "I need help! I wanna get out of this but I can't!" And then there's the druggie that, like Matt, is all like "What? I don't have a problem".

12-28-2011, 10:26 PM	#13
Aguakate Posts: 6,350	Matt's like "If I take recreational drugs it can't be bad. After all, since when is recreation bad?"

12-28-2011, 10:27 PM	#14
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	"Jeff does drugs and he's main evented two companies!"

12-28-2011, 10:28 PM	#16
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	"I was LEGALLY drunk! How was I supposed to know that was a bad thing???"

12-28-2011, 10:29 PM	#17
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Also, to the people who are going to come in here with the express purpose of being appalled at our jokes: this is making fun of his sorry-ass excuses and post-misbehavior announcements, not his problem.

12-28-2011, 10:34 PM	#18
Aguakate Posts: 6,350	Matt: "I take Recreational Drugs because I believe in Recreation. You know, when you come back in another life".

12-28-2011, 11:25 PM	#19
Wishbone I'm a loner, Dottie... Posts: 3,069	Matt Hardy is a total fucking wreck... I just pray to whatever all knowing being that created the universe that when he kills himself, and he will kill himself even if it's not intentional, that he doesn't kill some poor innocent person too.

12-28-2011, 11:27 PM	#20
SammyG LAKE SHOW HOES Posts: 25,768	Jesus dude.

12-29-2011, 01:02 AM	#24
SlickyTrickyDamon Quark is Less Impressed. Posts: 38,371	I approve of that edit.

12-29-2011, 06:55 AM	#26
Rammsteinmad TPWW's #3 Peep Posts: 20,903	Sounds like all his other videos.

12-29-2011, 08:39 AM	#28
Autobahn Don't believe the hype Posts: 640	Love these videos for the youtube comments alone: robotfreshpies (59 minutes ago) He got fucked in the ass in jail. viper619ful (2 hours ago) does that mean matt hardy is goin to turn face ? SushiAU (11 hours ago) Matt Hardy v Zack Ryder for the internet championship Thescreensaverr (11 hours ago) What were you and Braden Walker talking about backstage?

12-29-2011, 10:20 AM	#30
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Like that isn't a legitimate concern? He's already been arrested for a DWI. If he's going to drive under the influence and get killed by doing it, I hope he's alone, drives off a fucking bridge and doesn't hit anybody.

12-29-2011, 10:43 AM	#31
CSL Over Like Rover Posts: 38,444	it's as legitimate a concern as it is for every other wrestler that's been done for a DUI brb going to find those posts where the muties wish Chris Jericho would kill himself I also think you have the brain capacity to realize that the point of my post wasn't aimed at the little bit mentioning killing a poor innocent person

12-29-2011, 10:47 AM	#33
dhellova guy James Steele's Lackey Posts: 465	Can we add a "who still gives two shits about Matt Hardy" option?

12-29-2011, 10:48 AM	#34
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	I don't agree with "wishing death", just that if they're going to drive under the influence, A. I'm not going to feel bad if they die and B. I hope they don't hurt anybody if they do get into shit.

12-29-2011, 12:39 PM	#35
MoFo Narc stole my star Posts: 6,110	Hes going to kill himself and be mentioned in 'biggest waste of potential' & 'shoulda been world champ' polls on TPWW with Owen Hart and Shelton Benjamin

12-29-2011, 12:40 PM	#36
Captain of Fun Member Posts: 1,467	Getting eaten by a dragon, most likely.

12-29-2011, 01:41 PM	#38
Wishbone I'm a loner, Dottie... Posts: 3,069	I'd like to state for the record I never in my previous post wished Hardy harm. I simply stated the fact that he is so screwed up that odds are he is going to end up killing himself at some time, be it overdose, 'accident', or suicide. Honestly I wish I could say that I wished him the best, but to be fair I'm so sick of him that I just don't give a damn one way or the other. If he cleans up and sets himself strait good for him, but if he doesn't it's not going to bother me at all either.

12-29-2011, 01:53 PM	#39
JimmyMess Snow Mexican Posts: 3,628	why is he cutting a promo?

12-29-2011, 03:27 PM	#40
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Huh. I really expected buttsex to win out over death.